Posts Tagged ‘Arnold Schwarzenegger’

(Wednesday) “Good-bye Elizabeth Taylor” from Renee Ashley Baker

March 21, 2011

           Miss….  Dame…. [Elizabeth]   Taylor

 

     Elizabeth  Taylor offered  a “Special Gift” with her fragrance purchase at Christmas time.   The “Special Gift” was a watch.  That watch–is on my mother’s wrist….

NOW….BUY  NOW  (“12 Documents”)

                                           AVAILABLE   NOW !

 

                           I’M   NOW  ACCEPTING  PAYPAL

                                   (For  “12 Documents”)

                                   New  Price :    $271.99

                                 Shipping:                  5.00

                                  Sales Tax:               19.04

                             TOTAL COST:         $296.03

 Visit Order Website:  http://ermarenayashley.tripod.com/

 

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                            Renee Ashley Baker’s Schedule       

                                       THE    CONTRACT

1.  TLC will own (and broadcast) Renee Ashley Baker’s TV Show.  The first 3 years TLC will have (one time) RE-RUN RIGHTS (per year).

2.  AFTER the third year–(at the fourth year) NETFLIX TV will get all 24 shows (at $1 million per show) to air (to broadcast) on Netflix TV for 3 years (?)

3.  TLC Contract Also Calls For:

        a.  Renee Ashley Baker to get a salary/a fee of $25,000 per show (24 shows) and–an OFFICE.

         b.  Renee Ashley Baker to get a “wardrobe allowance”.

         c.  Renee Ashley Baker to get a “moving to France” allowance.

           d.  Renee Ashley Baker to get (to be granted) “Internet Syndication Rights” (worldwide).

             e.  Renee Ashley Baker to get (to be granted) “Third Run thru Perpetuity worldwide Broadcast Syndication Rights. 

P  L  U  S . . . .

Renee Ashley Baker’s  MOVE  (to Paris France)

Renee Ashley Baker’s  Wedding In France in 2011 (via Janis Spindel).

Renee Ashley Baker will  Sign Contract for  TLC TV Show (taped in Paris France).

Renee Ashley Baker will Sign Contract for Netflix TV Show Contract (Netflix Purchase after 3 years)

Renee Ashley Baker will Sign Contract with Sirius/XM

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will SIGN my own contracts.  (No agency will sign contracts for Renee Ashley Baker).

Renee Ashley Baker’s “Crocodile Handbags” (for Princess Kate Middleton via Tiffany & Co?)

Renee Ashley Baker will Sign fragrance/ perfume contract (with Chanel Corp 30/70 split?)

P  L  U  S

                                         “The Masked  Ball”

              The Erma Foundation will sponsor  my “Fashion Walks for Autism” event to be held annually in New York city.  In addition to my  in the works “Fashion Walks for Autism” show in New York I am planning A “Masked Ball” to be held annually in France and  also hosted by The Erma Foundation.    The “Masked Ball”   will be held in Paris France and  attended by Jet Setters, Aristocrats and Royalty of Europe.

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ABOUT   CLEMMIE

              CLEMMIE IS A “BIG WHIG” IN WASHINGTON D.C. CLEMMIE –HAS AN OFFICE IN THE  J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING IN WASHINGTON D.C.

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                                                   MARK

1950's Vintage Dinner Bell from The Antiques Diva

 

             YEARS  AGO,  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  gave a wedding present to a couple–he–THE GROOM –was and IS a millionaire.  The wedding present ?     A Cristal  Dinner  Bell….

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New York State of Mind: Travel To New York (A Trip Planning Guide). . . .

February 22, 2011

 SHOUT  OUT  TO  FBI  ( “IC3”)…. and

Shout Out To Mr. Horner, Mr. Fallenberg, Mr. Fitzgibbons,  Mr. Strang, and Mr. Lenzner:

                  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be hiring a private security service….

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Now….

 I.  Travel Agents:

     a.  Fisher’s Travel

  TRIP  PLANNING WEBSITES

 II.  Trip Packages

        a.  Lastminute.com

III.  Air Force Bargains

        a.  Kayak.com

IV.   Luxury Hotel Bargains

       a.  Jetsetter.com

       b.  VoyagePrive.com

      c.  Tablet.com

      d.  Orbitz.com

V.    Reserve A Restaurant

      a.  OpenTable.com

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite New York Restaurants:

        a.  Russian Tea Room

        b.  Tavern On The Green

        c.   The Four Seasons

 

and   for   TLC

SHOUT  OUT   TO   RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S  TEAM:

“Team!   Attend   Hut !”

 

    I.  New York Hair  Stylists

         a.  Kenneth Salon

   II.  New York Make Up Artists

          a.  Cloutier

          b.  Celestine Agency

          c.  The Wall Group

          d.  Tracy Mattingly

          e.   The Magnet Agency

          f.   Alexis Vogel

       

The  Chanel Cosmetics Counter at Barney’s New York

III.  New York Manicurists/Pedicurists

          a.  Jin Soon Choi Natural Hand & Foot Spa

          b.  Nail Spa/Dorothy’s   Salon

          c.   Jeunnesse

  IV.  New York Stylists

          a.  Rachel Zoe

          b.  Phillip Bloch

           c.  Britt Bardo

          d.  Judy Lederman

          e.  Greta Monihan

           f.  Rebecca Wynberg

          g.  Lynn & Lea       

V.   New York Photographers

          a.  Steven Meisel

          b.   Mathew Vriens-McGrath

          c.   Pavel Antonov 

         d.    Mark Seliger

          f.    David Sims

         g.   Jeff  Lipsky

          h.  Max Vadukal

          i.   Nick  Knight

         j.   Wired  Image

VI.     New York Jewelers

           a.   Tiffany & Co

           b.   J.W.  Blue Group

(All the above named are “fabulous” IF  you can get an appointment . . . .)

 

SHOUT  OUT TO NEW YORK PUBLISHERS:

re:  “LIVE!  (In Progress)” 

           A  Fashion and Beauty Book by Renee Ashley Baker

        Once I arrive in  New York  — I,  Renee Ashley Baker, will send a “LIVE! (In Progress)” book proposal to 9 book publishers (including Plume/Penguin and Perigee/Berkley).

 P L U S 

SHOUT  OUT  TO  SIRIUS/ XM

                                     (“The Dog Star”)

        I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet with the Chairmaen of Sirius/XM about my radio show  (from Paris France).   I’ll accept a salary of $500,000 a year , 52 shows per year, on a 3  year contract.

plus….

Handbags !

         

 SHOUT  OUT  TO  TIFFANY  & CO

            I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “meet with” the Chairman of Tiffany & Co (in New York) about my designing a “crocodile handbag”. . . .

 

SHOUT  OUT  TO  CHANEL  (in Paris France)

          I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet with the Chairmen of Chanel Corporation (in Paris France)  about Renee Ashley Baker’s perfume line (30/70 profit split with Chanel)….

then….

Wedding Bells for Renee . . . .

           I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet with Janis Spindel ( Matchmaker ) when I arrive in New York City.

SHOUT OUT GREAT NEW YORK….

Falling Water (Upstate New York)  by Frank Lloyd Wright

 plus

 

SHOUT OUT TO THE U.S. PASSPORT OFFICE:

          I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in to “get an expedited passport”.    I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING to France.  I, Renee Ashley Baker will become a CITIZEN of France (Renee Ashley Baker will apply for citizenship and Renee Ashley Baker will NOT be returning to the United States)….

 

re:   “12  DOCUMENTS”

500-1000 Orders Needed (at $297 per order)

“NO” to Arnold Schwarzenegger.   (Arnold Schwarzenegger will NOT buy the  “movie” rights nor the “TV”  rights to the Renee Ashley Baker story and Arnold  Schwarzenegger will NOT  produce the Renee Ashley Baker story. 

 Still “NO” to Madonna (Madonna  will NOT Direct any projects for Renee Ashley Baker).  No to Angelina Jolie, and “No”  to ALL OTHERS who Renee Ashley Baker has previously said “NO” to.

 

SHOUT  OUT  TO ROLLS ROYCE  OF  FRANCE. . . . 

“Renee Ashley Baker WILL be  there !”

Monday: Mothers Who’ve Made History

May 5, 2008

                                                            First Lady Maria Schwarzenegger (Author,First Lady,Mother) 

Mom’s First:  First Lady Maria Schwarzenegger….

(Maria is of  Irish/German descent and is mother to Katherine Eunice, Christina Maria Aurelia, Patrick Arnold, and Christopher Sargeant)

Renee’s Aside: “Although I’m not going to California I’ve invited Governor Arnold and First Lady Maria to dinner at my home in Washington DC– I’m ordering more plates from Waterford”….

                               First Lady Maria and the First Family

Maria and family attend the premiere of  “Benchwarmers” ….

 

Nancy Pelosi (Speaker of the House and Mother)

 Mom’s House:  Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi

(Nancy is mother to The House)

                                                            Arianna Huffington (Political Pundit,Author)

Mom’s Right:  Politican Pundit and Author Arianna Huffington

 

Diane Sawyer (Disney,Journalist,Mother)

Diane Sawyer: Failure was not a possiblity…

(Mother to three step children)

 

                                                                                  Princess Diane von Furstenberg (Princess,Socialite,Designer,and Mother)

 Princess Diane von Furstenberg : Fear was not an option…

(Mother to Tatiana)

 

Ann Rice (Novelist)

Ann Rice

(Mother to a “gay son”…Ann is also a “Gay Rights Activist”)

 

                                                                     JoAnne J.K. Rowling (Novelist)

Joanne J.K. Rowling

(Mother to Harry Potter)

 

Bette Nesmith Graham (inventor of Liquid Paper correction fluid)

Bette Nesmith Graham….Inventor of Liquid Paper

(Helps mothers eveywhere “correct their mistakes” plus she’s mother to Mike Nesmith of “The Monkees”)

 

                                                                                            Julie Aigner Clark (inventor of Baby Einstein)

 

Julie Aigner Clark….Inventor of “Baby Einstein” 

(Helps mothers eveywhere raise “smart babies”)

 

Sara Blakely (inventor of Spanx Body Shapers) 

Sara Blakely….Inventor of Spanx Body Shapers

(Helps mothers eveywhere look “great”….)                               

The perfect Mother’s Day gift for these moms?  Why Renee’s (I mean Fendi’s) Russian Sable Coat to wear to those late night soirees, galas, and benefits.  The cost: $181,000

Renee Ashley Baker\'s Fendi Russian Sable Coat $181,000

Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’ first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “ouput deal” valued at $73.5 million dollars….