Posts Tagged ‘actors’

MEN: Men’s Fashions: Spring/Summer…..LOVE YOU GUYS! (P.S. I won’t be doing any projects for Universal nor for Warner Bros/Interscope and NO to Simon & Schuster)

March 31, 2014

Everybody Dance Now

SHOUT OUT
Hey New York: I, Renee Ashley Baker, need dancers….
I like these dancers dancing to CIARA (HARRIS)

I love Russia

ALSO….

Contemporary Decor Interior Design

I’ll be settling my lawsuit out of court (or I’ll be filing a lawsuit for $150 million)….View the house I’m building…click LINK below….

NOW…..

PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA

President Obama on cover of GQ

America’s “style leader”…
(on the cover of GQ MAGAZINE….)

AND

HRH…WITH AND WITHOUT

Prince Harry with

HRH Prince Harry (with)

Prince Harry without

HRH Prince Harry (without)
Which Looks Best?

and

THAT “CARR” STYLE!

Carr and his love

Carr, a sharp dressed MAN, in a “romantic dancing scene” from “Downton Abbey”.

Gary Carr Downton Abbey 2

and…

CLAD FOR MEN

CLAD for MEN

(CLAD is the new “online department store for MEN” launched by Esquire Magazine).

GROOMING FOR MEN

Kiehls Ultimate Man

Kiehl’s “Ultimate Man Refueling Set” . Cost: $58 (Nordstroms)

GADGETS FOR MEN

Christofle flash drive by La Cie

(Stylish Storage For Your Data)

Blue Ant Wireless Voice Email

BlueAnt wireless email

(Email For Your Car—I Think It’s Legal….)

Panasonic Authenticam Iris Recognition Scanner for Computers and Laptops

Panasonic Biometric Iris Recognition Authenticator for Desktop Computers and Laptops

Montblanc Meisterstuck Porcelain White

Montblanc’s “The Meisterstuck” (in White Porcelain)….COST: $2800

MEN WHO ARE WORLD REKNOWN CELIST

Celist Yo Yo Ma

Yo Yo Ma….Follow His “Silk Road Project”. (It’s Yo Yo’s “Heart for the Arts”).

MEN WHO ARE FUNNY

Alan Alda Never Have Your Dog Stuffed

(Author, Actor, Renaissance Man Alan Alda….)

MEN WHO ARE GAMERS

Cargo Noir featuring Serge Laget

The Complete Strategist Store (New York, New York)

and….

MEN WHO ARE GETTING MARRIED!

Miguel Scott at Tree Sound

Miguel at Refrigerator Christmas 2011 by Renee Ashley Baker 588 (2)

(Miguel above solo and Miguel in my Sister Miss M’s kitchen at Christmas Time 2011….)

My Talented Relative “Miguel” Is Getting Married In May and the Wedding Will Be The Celebrity/Society Wedding Of The Season (in Atlanta). Miguel is a very talented “musician” who plays Piano, Guitar, Drums; he also Sings and he also Composes Music and Lyrics….I am hoping that the Grammy Nominated Miguel will soon be signing his “breakout” contract with RCA/Sony Records or with Richard Branson’s Virgin Records…..Miguel is the Chief Engineer at Tree Sound Studios in Atlanta and Miguel is “THE MAN RECORDING STARS WON’T RECORD WITHOUT….”

Miguel’s headphones ? (Renee Ashley Baker’s Bang & Olufsen BeoPlay H6 Of Course!)

Bang & Olufsen Beoplay H6 Headphones

Congratulations Miguel (from Renee Ashley Baker) !!!!

Moet gold

and

INTRODUCING RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

(Renee Ashley Baker resides in East Hampton New York)

TO VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE CLICK ON THE “FEMALE” BELOW….

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Happy New Year MEN ! Quick tips on #Health, #Finance, #Employment, #Kids, and #Winter Preparedness

January 2, 2014

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above, my Mother….the beautiful Mrs. A/B aka Erma/Irma…. (CLICK ON PHOTO ABOVE TO VISIT “THE ERMA FOUNDATION”)

I, Renee Ashley Baker often tell people that though I am “my Mother’s Daughter”…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will always be my Father’s PRINCESS (my Father being Mr. Ashley)….

MEN’S HISTORY…..

MEN FOR THE FATHER AND MEN FOR THE SON

Joseph P Kennedy

Walt_Disney

Howard Hughes

John D Rockefeller

Baron Elie de Rothschild

Pierre Wertheimer co founder of Chanel Corp

Aristotle Onassis

AND…

THE NEW ROBBER BARONS aka TYCOONS…

Rupert Murdoch

Bill Gates 2

Bill Gates

Mr Idei Chairman of Sony Corp

Richard Branson

Amazons Jeff Bezos

Peter Oppenheimer

MEN WHO MEET…..

Aspen Ideas Festival 2014

Walter Isaacson

above, Walter Isaacson founder of the Aspen Ideas Institute

and ….

MEN WHO ARE BROTHERS…..

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My BROTHER JAMES was my HERO….

MY BROTHER James was (from age 3) raised in St. Louis Missouri and he liked the finer things of life (He counted as his friends a real Dupont and a first cousin of U.S. Senator Julian Bond). My BROTHER James was also career Air Force and he and “ran a department” for the city of New York. My BROTHER often called me (his sister Renee) a GOLD BRICK…..

and…..

MEN WHO ARE POLITICAL BROTHERS….

Black Protest

Remember This PROTEST ? I remember it well….

and….

9 WISDOMS FOR THE NEW YEAR

(From Life’s Little Instruction Book Vol III)

Owls in Love

1. Believe in love at first sight.
2. Never laugh at anyone’s dreams.
3. Start everyday with the most important thing you have to do. Save the less important tasks for later.
4. Never drive while holding a cup of hot coffee between your knees.
5. Keep the porch light on until all the family is in for the night.
6. Don’t overlook life’s small joys while searching for the big ones.
7. Remember that “GREAT LOVE” (and great achievements) involve great risk.
8. Talk slow but think quick.
9. Be the first to fight for a JUST CAUSE…..

MEN WHO HAVE KIDS

MEN WHO HAVE KIDS WANT A SAVINGS PLAN….

“A Penny Earned Is A Penny Saved”

Ceramic Harley Davidson piggy bank at Harley Davidson com

Harley Davidson ceramic piggy bank

The Harley Davidson Motorcycle Rider Rocker at Modern Tribe com

Harley Davidson Motorcycle Rocker at ModernTribe com

MEN’S HEALTH

American Heart Association

MEN’S HEARTS
Cardiac Screening: It’s a good idea to get an ECG before you turn 40. After 40 its every two or three years unless you have a problem. SEE YOUR DOCTOR for details….

MEN’S EMPLOYMENT

The Best Job Book

“Great Jobs For Everyone 50+: Finding Work That Keeps You Happy and Healthy and Pays The Bills” by Kerry Hannon

Great Jobs for Everyone 50 plus by Kerry Hannon

The Best Job Sites

Monster com, CareerBuilder com, JournalismJobs com, and professional sites such as: Beyond com and Linked In com…

Man with briefcase

MEN’S READY PREPAREDNESS….

Are You Winter Storm Ready?

THE ULTIMATE CELL PHONE SURVIVAL APP….

SAS Survival Guide phone app at Amazon

SAS Survival Guide (by British Special Forces Officer John Wiseman)
This invaluable phone app includes expet tips that range from “first aid” to “emergency foraging”. It also contains a useful modern-day SOS alert that converts text messages into Morris Code light signals. Cost: from $3.49 and is available for Android, iOS, Windows Phone, and Blackberry.
Visit: Amazon (Digital Services) to Buy.

AND….

A POCKET GUIDE…..

The Preppers Pocket Guide by Bernie Carr

Ready Preparedness: The Preppers Pocket Guide by Bernie Carr
Visit: Amazon com

ULTIMATE WEATHER WEAR

Technical Advantage Gear

Cold Weather Wear by Technical Advantage Gear
Visit: tadvgear com

ULTIMATE CAR POWER:

Roadside Assistant at Herrington Catalog

Back Up Auto Power by Ultimate Roadside Assistant
Visit: HerringtonCatalog com

SNOWLESS WALKWAY ?

Heat Trak show melting mats

Snow Melting Walkway Mats by Heat Trak
Visit: Heattrak com

AUTO WINDSHIELD ICE SCRAPER

Heated Ice Scraper at Swiss Colony

Heated Ice Scrapper & Defroster
Visit Swiss Colony com

CAR HEAT….

Two In One Car Heater  and Defroster from Swiss Colony

Two In One Car Heater & Defroster
Visit: Swiss Colony com

POWER:

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Back Up Power by Solar Rover Back Up Generator
Visit: SolaRover com

LIGHTS….

stick up bulbs

Back Up Lights by Stick Up Bulbs (battery operated)
Visit: Amazon com

MEN’S FAVORITE TOUGH GUY AUTHORS…

Pursuit by Gene Hackman

Gene Hackman

SHOUT OUT TO GENE HACKMAN: Would you like to co-write my “screenplay” (a mystery suspense thriller) about a Navy Seal? The motion picture will be at Disney Studios (hopefully)……

and…the food?

MEN’S FAVORITE MEALS….

Steak House Salad

Steakhouse salad from Parenting Magazine

Visit Parenting com (for recipe)

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Ribbon Microphones from Inta Audio UK

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST….

MEN’S (AND WOMEN’S) FAVORITE TOUGH GUY DETECTIVE as Executive Produced by Renee Ashley Baker

The song below will not NOT be sung by Rihanna, nor by Madonna, nor by Niki Manaj, nor by Latifa, nor by Jill Scott and NOT by KRSONE and not by Brittany Spears.

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like the Renee Ashley Baker song (below) to be done by my relative M.S. (I’d like my relative (M.S.) to write (and sing) the “Man’s Rap Verses”….)

PROBLEM ALERT
by
Renee Ashley Baker
copyright 2014 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(chorus/female singer)

PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT

(first verses/female singer)

Whenever there’s a problem.
He’ll be there to solve it.
A simple life of mayhem.
Imperious involvement;
He’s added to the mixture.
Just count it off the richter.
Still don’t get the picture
Then HE will REVOLVE it. (Insert Sound: Sound effect/automatic pistol/as HE chambers one).

(chorus/female singer)

PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT

(Rap Verses/Male Rapper “M.S.” Sings)

(chorus/female singer)

PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT

(last verses/female singer)

Whenever there’s a problem.
He’ll be there to solve it.
A simple life of mayhem.
Imperious involvement.
A handy problem solver.
SHE thought He would absolve her.
And though He may have “BALLED” HER.
She won’t get His revolver. (Insert Sound: Sound effect/automatic pistol/as HE “chambers” one).

THE END

(The opening and closing “female verses” are sung differently on purpose. The first time “sharp syllables” and the last time “melded, almost “hypnotic”).

IS THIS A MOTION PICTURE? YES, MAYBE….(NOT TELEVISION, NOT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, NOT WARNER BROS). HOWEVER….MAYBE A MOTION PICTURE “DETECTIVE NOIR COMEDY” TO STAR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (AND KEVIN COSTNER ?)….AT DISNEY STUDIOS ?

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JUST WHO IS MY RELATIVE “M.S.” ?
(Click on words “Erma French Perfume and Design” BELOW to view MIGUEL)…

Miguel Scott at Tree Sound

Congratulations Golden Globe Winners 2012: Morgan Freeman plus Paul Allen and Tom Cruise (with tag along Renee)

January 17, 2012

                   

  The Beautiful Goddess (seated)  had  a   $250,000   estate….

          The LADY (pictured above) is Renee Ashley Baker mother.  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother had a $250,000 estate (because her house was “paid for”).  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (pictured above) raised Mable and she raised Renee Ashley Baker.  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (pictured above) raised my brother (James) who was career Air Force (and he did “secret work” for the U.S. Secret Service).  Both Mabel and James became millionaires (they both made a million dollars over their lifetime).  Mabel has stood in receiving lines and “met royalty” and James was best  friend’s with a Dupont (a real Dupont).  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (pictured above) was a “bourgoisie mother” who wore silk blouses, silk dresses  and diamond  and gold jewelry–including her 24kt  gold Eastern Star ring.

  

      above  Mabel’s  house

 

      

 

TO  MY  FRIENDS  I  OWE  AN  EXPLANATION….

              TO  MY  ENEMIES  I  OWE  NOTHING….

SO….

To  My  Friends:

       I, Renee Ashley Baker, am a  Jew.  I’m a Jew because I was born at Barnes Hospital –the rich Jewish hospital in St. Louis Missouri–and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am a Jew because I WANT to be a Jew….

     What I see happening is what happened in WWII.   The new  “unwashed  poor”  are wanting to be with Jewish success and Jewish  money but they don’t want to be with Jewish people.  I’ve learned– from my friend HAL –that Hitler was the “greatest thief that ever lived”.    That Hitler’s  “band of thieves”  ate  off  of  the “fine  silver”  they stole from the “Jews they hated”….These “kreeps” here in Denver (these poor unwashed  cowtown “occupiers”) want to “cast Meryl Streep”  but “hate” her Jewish agency?   For those of you who don’t know–CAA was founded by five Jewish  talent agents.  I will not work with “non-Jewish talent” over their Jewish counterparts….So–because of what they are doing here in Denver   I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will NOT, NOT allow Meryl  Streep to be cast in anything written by Renee Ashley Baker.  It is a matter of “principle” with me.  These same “kreeps” here — in this cowtown called Denver–want to hate “Seinfeld”  but love “Friends”.  (Actually I, Renee Ashley Baker, never missed “Seinfeld”  but never watched “Friends”) .  And…to the “dope  runners”   I also know NOT  to  “hire and support”  drug addicts….

     and….

Congratulations to Lady Gaga and Her Mother on the BTWF.

           

                      

 

plus 

Good-bye To Etta James (blues legend)                                       

                                                              

and

SHOUT   OUT  TO  DON:

Even though I want to work with Cate Blanchett and  CAA….Will You Represent My Radio Show to XM/Sirius ?

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and….

                           

                       They–his friends–always called him BOB 

    click link to view : http://bobsbeachbooks.net/

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    now…

             I,  Renee Ashley Baker, will sign contracts with Chanel Corp, with Tiffany & Co, with Ford Modeling Agency and I, Renee Ashley Baker  will be “moving to Paris France”…..

                            

YES  TO  ALL  BELOW….

                 ….Like I said, it will be Chicago or Paris (France)….

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                                               above,  “Gift  Tag”                     

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Read   News  About  The   Fabulous “Renee”

 above, Paul Allen’s  “Villa Maryland”  (on the French Riviera)

SHOUT  OUT  TO  PAUL  ALLEN :

                         I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to stay in Paul  Allen’s  “Villa  Maryland”   on the  St. Cap Ferrat (in  the French Riviera)….

    “Hey Paul, you are my “second choice” to co-own my satellite radio show that I would like to do from Paris France for XM Sirius”…. 

plus

below,  Chanel spring collection 2012 

      

 What I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be wearing in 2012 ….

         I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to Paris  France where I will be wearing my Chanel suits to work everyday   (and where I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will be going to work for Chanel Corporation and launching my jewelry line –Ashley Lane Jewelers–and launching my  perfume line  through  “Erma French and Design”)….

      

         above Tiffany & Co holiday campaign (hopefully soon to be about the  $3,000 “Irmigard” crocodile handbag that I have  named  for my mother and that I hope to design for Tiffany & Co ?)

plus

Congratulations To Morgan Freeman On His Golden Globe  “Career Award”….and

congrats to  ALL  the  Golden  Globe  winners

 and….

STILL  ON

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am planning to “get married”  in  2012….

He must be Caucasian (Jewish) , 50-70 years of age, and make $250,000 to $ 1,000,000  a year….

 

     Thanks to  Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service (New York)

PLUS

PLUS

price  tag  below….

 

SHOUT OUT  To Sotheby’s Real Estate and To Rothschild  Bank….

Yes, I still want to buy that  “other” house on the French  Riviera….so….I’ll need a mortgage from Rothschild  Bank….so, I’ll have to sign a contract for “Erma’s French Perfume and Design” …..or maybe…. I’ll   play  Tag ?

TAG  LINE:  “The Story You Are About To See Is Based On True Events….The Names Have Been Changed To Identify The Guilty….” 

 

           Renee’s  Coat  Below

                                                  

                                                       

                                                  Renee’s Coat Below  ?                           

 

 

  

                                                “56   Steps”….

                                                                   

         and

                             for the other “story”

 

                                                              Renee’s     favorite….

Oscar winner Cate Blanchett     

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                      

and

 like I said….

 

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I, Renee Ashley Baker will either live in Chicago or in Paris France

     (now scroll down to read about His “Blue Skies” and

                        Her  “Blue Heaven”….)

SHOUT OUT TO JEFF, Renee’s Suggestions, Renee’s Photographs, plus More Suggestions, Answers, Irmigard, plus Cyber Monday ….

November 28, 2011

 

 

              

    “JEFF  MEETS  EVAN  PICONE”

    by

Renee Ashley Baker

 

A long time ago and far far away

I was sitting in my rented Hertz car one day

My white Evan-Picone jacket was parked in his lot

How was I to know I was parked in his spot?

His  GO-fers   were furious and told me to “go home”

But I did not budge I did not roam

He pulled up in his tan and coffee Rolls Royce

His smooth skin and bright teeth told me he was their boss

He walked me inside and said that his name was JEFF

I smiled, batted my lash, and said  “Dada you da best!”

While his staff moved my car from where Helen Redy did own

I sat  with Jeff Wald and pitched him my  script “Roller Drome”….

*Note:  This is how I met manager/movie producer Jeff Wald back in the late 1970’s at his office in Beverly Hills California.  At this time however–I am NOT interested in “the film business” and will instead be residing in Paris France and  working in the “fashion and beauty industry” in France. (And to work on a novel trilogy for Mr. Beck–if–he buys it).  However — If somebody else in “Hollywood” is interested–GO FOR IT!

                             “Roller Boogie 2”  ?

 So –it should be set in New York City .  But a Big  Star is needed to play the John Travolta part?   And –who will produce?  (Sorry, Renee Ashley Baker can’t produce this one  but I know that some movie producers –and movie studio heads–read this blog)….

                                     

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Renee’s  Flickr:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/reneebakerstudios/

Dear FRIENDS  and Dear IBM Smart Cloud: 

Even though I’d like IBM  to sponsor my “TV Show/Birthday Party/Launch Party” (in New York or in Paris France) I’d  also like my “FRIENDS” (who read this blog) to “back up” my Flickr photostream to their Carbonite (or IBM Smart Cloud) accounts–that way I won’t lose my photographs before I get there.    IBM Smart Cloud  starts  at  $56

Thank you.

                   

PLUS

PLUS

PLUS

VIEW  new video  http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id14.html

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PLUS

SHOUT  OUT !

re: MY  BOOK  PROJECT

         As previously stated I, Renee Ashley Baker, will   finish, (complete) my proposed “novel” in 12 weeks–provided there is a “substantial advance” so that I can “write in comfort” (and style)

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p l u s

re: THE “COAST TO COAST AM” ( annual November 22 show)

   Although I am NOT going to be “the producer” I think either Sharon or Gwynneth should play “Dorothy”.

  

 

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s mother  (wearing silk and gold and diamonds). . . .

re:  THE “COAST TO COAST AM” (annual November 22nd  show)

          THE  ANSWER:

        The answer to the question is: He –LHO–did not go out–did not ESCAPE  out the back door because there was a man waiting at that back door to terminate him…..

NOW

CYBER  MONDAY (FOR  HIM)

The McLaren Supercar….Price:  $229,000

To Shop Click Link:http://www.mclaren.com/home/

 

CYBER  MONDAY  (FOR HER)

TO  SHOP  CLICK  HERE:

http://www.net-a-porter.com/?cm_mmc=MSNUS-_-Brand%20-%20Net-A-Porter_US-_-ALONE%20-%20Net-A-Porter%20BR-_-net-a-porter

TO SHOP  “THE LOOK BOOK” CLICK LINK:

http://www.shopbop.com/

p l u s

 

OTHER GREAT CYBER MONDAY SITES:

www.NeimanMarcus.com

www.DubliWelcome.com

www.bluefly.com

www.retailmenot.com

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING to Paris France to run the “Erma French Perfume and Design Company”….

 

 

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Man’s Humanity to Man, New York, Caroline Kennedy, Brad Pitt and Beyond and Beyond (“Irma’s House of Numbers” Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

October 1, 2011

 

 

Renee’s  Favorite  Charity Workers ?

 

 

Click Link For More Info:

http://schools.nyc.gov/FundForPublicSchools/AboutUs/BOD/default.htm

P  L  U  S    

                                       MORE….MOORE

 

BRAD  PITT  CHARITY WORKER FOR   “MAKE IT RIGHT”….

Click Link For More Info:

 http://makeitrightnola.org/

 

AND  the Erma Foundation….

     

   In  it’s first year of operation “The Erma Foundation” hopes to get five $1 million dollar donations from five Fortune 500 corporations…Hopefully, “The Erma Foundation” will become a charity of HRH Prince William and HRH Prince Charles (the Prince’s Trust….)

 plus

 

Renee Ashley Baker’s  favorite New York Restaurants?

ABC Kitchen and Ma Peche

    

 

   

and

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite New York  (dentists?)

Lana Rosenberg

Irwin Smigel

H. Spielman

Jonathan Levine

SO—RENEE  IS  MOVING !

to  France 

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite New York realtor?

House : Burger Realty Sotheby’s  (south of France)

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite bank (for a mortgage) Rothschild Bank (for Erma French Perfume and Design)

SHOUT  OUT  CABLE TV CHANNELS:  Please expect my lawfirm to contact you about my TV Show/Special….

 

and….

Renee’s favorite commodity?

G O L D !

                

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RE:  THE PARTY/TV SHOW

No to Eminem, No to The Jacksons, and No –I will not be recording an album (nor a CD) for Warner Bros Records…

P.S.  I cannot take back what I said about the “murderer” of Michael Jackson.  He had no business ever practicing medicine….Those trying to “flock” around show business now are NO GOOD….

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                                               BUY!     BUY!      BUY!

                                             Best  ebook  for  $4.99:

 “Irma’s House of Numbers”  (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

http://www.amazon.com/gp/search?rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3AIRMA%27S+HOUSE+OF+NUMBERS&keywords=IRMA%27S+HOUSE+OF+NUMBERS&ie=UTF8&qid=1317492109&ajr=0

Addendum re: HEROES plus Shout Out To Financiers….(Posting to Return Oct 1)

September 20, 2011

 

                                                        ATTENTION

                                 BANKERS   AND   FINANCIERS

Please view Renee Ashley Baker’s “Financial Statements”….Click link :http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id15.html

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P  L  U  S

Tony Rackauckus –HERO  (and a “real” prosecutor)

(He just filed  MURDER  charges against a Fullerton California police officer for the murder of Kelly  Thomas )

Johnnie Cochran–HERO

(His Cochran Firm still handling  “police abuse”  cases)

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                                Emmy And The Window”

 

Click link for

Emmy Through The Window:     http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

                                      

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“Good-bye Kara” from Renee Ashley Baker

                    

 

 

   Kara Kennedy (daughter of Edward M Kennedy)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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                    I, Renee Ashley Baker, may go to SEVERAL New York banks for “Production financing” (production financing for  the Erma French Perfume and Design’s Christmas/New Year/Birthday Party/TV Special….)

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Listen To Renee Ashley Baker sing “Twitter Twitter”….

Click Link Below

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

                                 

Janis Spindel Serious Matchmaking for Renee Ashley Baker to “find a MAN”….

      P L U S

                

                        

                                 

BUY NOW: Part 3/The Prequel “Irma’s House Of Numbers”. Plus Good-bye “James Arness”. (Plus celebrity birthdays).

June 1, 2011

 

 

View Irma’s New Website (click link below):

http://ermarenayashley.tripod.com/

 

 

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“Good-bye  James  Arness”  from  Renee Ashley Baker

plus…. 

I’ll use Sean Jean wear in my Sonic TV Commercial Video….

plus …. Thank You “W”  (for the magazine cover)

and…. Thank you Rothschild Bank in France (for the mortgage)

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SHOUT OUT TO AMAZON: (please deposit funds into my bank account as soon as possible.  Thank you !)

 

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                                           READ  PART  3 

                                                              

 

AVAILABLE:       Now

 PRICE:                $9.99

TITLE:           “Part 3/The Prequel:   Irma’s House Of Numbers”  (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy). . . .

click link (To Amazon Kindle): http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_c_1_23?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-text&field-keywords=irma%27s+house+of+numbers&sprefix=irma%27s+house+of+numbers

plus

HAPPY   BIRTHDAY !

  Actor Andy  Griffith (85  years  old)

Marilyn Monroe (Whose name was legally changed from Norma Jean Baker to Marilyn Monroe in 1956)

Ron Wood of the Rolling Stones

and

Actor Morgan Freeman

VIEW   VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmqvTVuOzgA

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re: Ryan O’Neal

     I’ve had to refuse Ryan O’Neal’s name because I was being harassed (by some “criminals” )to work with Ryan O’Neal because of what he would LEAVE  Tatum O’Neal.  (And I did say “leave” Tatum O’Neal and not “give”  Tatum O’Neal).  Some criminals around “poor  Denver” think they can “funnel money” to drug addicts.  Ryan O’Neal’s daughter Tatum is one of those with a “drug problem” and therefore I cannot–will not– be coerced to hire nor use those who have “drug addictiions”.   Giving those with a “drug problem” money hurts the addict but it HELPS  THE  DRUG  DEALER.   

Also…. I will NOT be “leaving” any money to anybody.   I am setting up an “Irrevocable  Trust   Fund”  and I will be giving all of my money to  CHARITY (through  The Erma Foundation for Special Olympics III.)

re:  Caribou

No to Caribou recording studios

 And still “NO” to Robert Redford, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Donald Trump,  No to California and No to ALL others I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to.

Renee  Ashley  Baker Will Be Moving To France….

                           To design a handbag ( for Tiffany & Co?), and

                            To launch a perfume line (with Chanel Corp?) 

                          

Thanksgiving! plus JFK, plus Mel Gibson, plus Black Friday !

November 20, 2010

   

                “Live! (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker

ATTENTION  CHAIRMEN  OF  THE  BOARD:

Harper Collins/William Morrow and Co/Avon, Simon and Schuster, Hyperion, Viking Penguin, Atlantic Grove, St. Martin’s Press, HBG, Hearst Books, Bertelsmann/Random House/Knopf/Crown

                                  TO:  TEN BOOK PUBLISHERS

                                           A   PROPOSAL

                               A   LETTER  OF  AGREEMENT

THAT 1:  Publisher agrees: To publish a first printing of 350,000 books.

THAT 2:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker will receive (from the publisher) a CASH ADVANCE of 1 million dollars ($1,000,000).

THAT 3:  Publisher agrees:  Upon Publisher’s RECOUPMENT of said advance (by book sales) Renee Ashley Baker and the publisher would SPLIT all profits 30/70 respectively.

THAT 4:  Publisher agrees: Publisher shall retain EBOOK rights and AUDIO BOOK rights.

THAT 5:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker shall retain “all” MOTION PICTURE RIGHTS and “all” TV RIGHTS.

 

                                        HAPPY   THANKSGIVING  !

                                      from  Renee  Ashley  Baker

 

To: My Mother (Mrs Ashley): 

       VIDEO #1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPO3SaXHHBA&feature=related

To:  My Father: 

     VIDEO #2:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btOoDyMzNiM

 To:  My Brother  (James aka Baby Jesse)  :

     VIDEO #3:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__PU5CVSegg

To: Mel Gibson (Brother  2):

     VIDEO  #4:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q0VcgOfIQA

             

                           for   november

THE FORMER FIRST LADY. . . .

New Book “Dear Mrs. Kennedy” by Jay Mulvaney

Katie Holmes as First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy

and….

“Cirque Jackie”  written by and starring Andrea Reese (below)

plus the holiday. . . .

Thanksgiving Dinner Online?   (Your  Gourmet at Pfaelzer com)

Appetizers Anyone ?

Pate on toast at Petrossian com

Beluga by itself at Petrossian com 

 

and  A Glass Of  Wine . . . .

       the classic

the light. . . .

 

the alcohol free wine. . . .

 
and then theres
The   Bubbly !

"Moet"

 

So—

Take a clutch to the Party. . . .

 

then

don’t forget

BLACK   FRIDAY:  The  $200 HDTV special 

“This deal is out and around”   but, warns  digital Goddess Kim Komando,  “It’s  720p  (not   1080p)”  . . . .

above, 19inch  JVC HDTV (cost: approx  $330)

WRITE ABOUT IT SMYTHSON:

 above, Day Planners by Smythson of Bond Street (LONDON)

and

VIDEO  DAD OR VIDEO  MOM ?

above, virtual video….(Say wha!  It’s here?)

and

Help for Grandma and Grandpa or _____?

above, Heat Trak snow melting mat for your front walk .  It really melts snow!  Sold at all BIG BOX STORES (now go get one). . . .

WANT TO TREAD  SAFELY THIS WINTER?  

Try Co Authority Carbon Monoxide Warning System

NOW

 FOR THE HOLIDAY:   

 At the  Westin Resort in Vail (AAAA)

at the movies

Below scene from:  Warren Miller’s new ski film “Wintervention”

 

So–You Wanna Be A Princess?

      marry a prince. . . .

plus

A Princess who designs jewelry:  Dorothy Hamil Designs Jewelry To Benefit Breast Cancer (exclusively at Helzbergs)

and

A Princess who Still Designs Wraps:

 above, the little black wrap. . . .

Well, 

Laser It  !

The Fraxel Laser beauty treatment by Dr. Patricia Wexler

Dr. Patrica Wexler (Renee Ashley Baker’s New York dermatologist?  I’d  like an appointment  Dr. Wexler. . . .)

and LASTER IT!    Zeltig Laser Fat Freezing aka Coolscupting

this laser really freezes fat !
 
 
and
What’s new with Housewives?

Socialite Sonja Morgan

for Princess Partying:  Why Chanel Cosmetics of course. . . .

For Partying:  Party Food

Dinner Rolls: (Mrs. Ashley’s favorite!)

Party Like Madmen:

 

A  Bunny Princess (In White):

                                               Suri  Cruise

 

vs

 

The Black Swan. . . .

                            Shiloh  Jolie  Pitt

 

and

The eye sees. . . .

Rare Pink (sold by Sothebys for $46 million dollars). . . .

 

 

PRESIDENT  JOHN  F. KENNEDY

PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY  AS    “J.J.”

VISIT:  www.JFKRFKASHLEY.Blogspot.com

 

Renee Ashley Baker  as The Mermaid

Visit Renee’s  Tripod: (click link) http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

 

Men! Men! Men! by Renee Ashley Baker

November 9, 2010

                            

                                                 

                          “56   STEPS”  by  Renee Ashley Baker

                                          YES!  YES!  YES! 

 I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be Tom Cruise’s   ‘leading lady’  in a motion picture –at Paramount —  . . . .(What say you Tom?)

                           

                        above, Top Man (with messed up hair)

 

Women–want to know what guys like?  Well,  according to the November issue of Esquire Magazine men like . . . .

ART:

 

“Runner”  by DeSciose

The Michele Mosko Fine Art Gallery  exhibits PRINTS by Christo, Jasper Johns and Huang Yan;  Mosko also exhibits PHOTOGRAPHY by Bob Kollbrener, Amalie R. Rothschild, and Nicolas DeSciose. (above  “Runner” by Nicolas DeSciose).  The Michele Mosko Fine Art Gallery is located in Denver Colorado. 

HOUSES:

The Structured House (Cost:  $3  million +)

Also known as  “The Sleeper House” because Woody Allen used the house in his movie, “Sleeper” (a comedy about “the future”). The house is located just outside Denver Colorado and goes up for auction tommorrow.

  Listed By:  Kentwood Cherry Hills Real Estate 

 Opening Bid:  $3 million dollars 

Auction Date:  November 10, 2010. 

 

BOOKS:

“Living Large” by Sarah Z. Wexler

and books by Jeannies!

read  “Barbara Eden: My Story”   (by Barbara Eden)

MEN  LIKE . . . .

SPENDING BUCKS (ON GIFTS FOR HIS WOMAN)

above, fur coat sold by Dan Sharp Luxury Outerwear (in Cherry Creek/Denver)

SPENDING BUCKS  (ON GIFTS FOR HIMSELF)

 

FINE  DINING:

Credit Cards A La Carte!

(The New Zync from American Express) 

 

plus

New Restaurants A La Carte!

ABC Restaurant (New York)

Gather (Berkley)

Menton (Boston)

Miller Union  (Atlanta)

MEN LIKE TO Say

” Bon Appetite!”

Award Winning Chef Graham Elliot

Try Graham’s Pan Seared Scallops with Basil Hayden’s Bourban Maple Jus  (click link below):

http://www.esquire.com/promotions/

and  A Votre Sante ?

Award Winning Cocktail:  “The New Esquire Cocktail”

Recipe (click link): http://www.esquire.com/features/food-drink/ESQ1201-DEC_DRINKING?click=main_sr

Recipe:

 Men Like

FOR  LAUGHS

View Video: (Red Lights)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhaRkWfaq10

 FOR  LOVE

View Video:  (One Republic)

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrOeGCJdZe4&feature=fvsr

 

FOR LIFE:  Dating and Romance (Matchmakers)

 

SO–

WHAT ELSE DO MEN WANT? 

A beautiful woman on his arm at ALL the upcoming Christmas parties! . . . .See Louis Vuitton below

Below the Hotel Pierre (in New York)

 

 

 

(above, TATA suite, inside the Hotel Pierre)

 

MEN’S FAVORITES. . . . (Men  Saying: “Good-Bye”)

 

 

 

 

 

MEN WHO WERE SOLDIERS: 

VETERAN’S DAY !

Re-Enlisting:

Army Lt Dan Choi (an Iraq War Veteran and West Point graduate)

The War Effort:

 

 (above, Operation Family Fund)

 

(above, Cell Phones For Soldiers)

ALSO  VISIT:

1.  PVA.org

2.  Mission-Able.com

3.  Projectsanctuary.us

 

HAPPY  VETERANS DAY!  (For My Father Mr. Ashley)

 To View My New “November Video” . . . .

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FBI, Dracula, Autobiographies and Etiquette (by Renee Ashley Baker)

October 12, 2010

   

  

 

 

 

  Halloween Video:  http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

                             A biopic about J. Edgar Hoover ?  

 Yep, I hear there is one in the works.    J Edgar to be played by ?

 

  

plus  

 

FOR  HALLOWEEN:  Dracula!   ( by  The Colorado Ballet . . . .) 

 

 

 and. . . .

ON   ETIQUETTE ?

 

 

 

 

 

Try: 

1.  Letitia Baldridge’s  New Manners For New Times: A Complete Guide To Etiquette

2.  Emily Posts Etiquette by Peggy Post

3.  The Nice Girl’s Guide To Good Behavior  by Monica Redich

4.  Entertaining Is Fun by Dorothy Draper

 

and

SHOUT  OUT   TO   BOOK   PUBLISHERS  IN   NEW YORK:

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like a cash advance from a book Publisher in the amount of $500,000-$1 million dollars for my autobiography “Live!  (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker ( about Renee Ashley Baker’s  foray , entre,  adventure  into the Fashion and beauty industry. . . ) 

The Plan

1.  Renee Ashley Baker photographed by DeSciose (in Denver).

2.  Renee Ashley Baker will sign contract with Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service.

3.  Ford Modeling Agency (New York): Renee Ashley Baker  will move to New York to have Ford Modeling Agency represent Renee Ashley Baker as ‘Spokesmodel’ .

4.  Renee Ashley Baker will sign contract with New York book publisher to publish autobiography “Live!  (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker.

5.  Renee Ashley Baker will  move permanently into Hotel Pierre in New York City.

6.  Renee Ashley Baker will meet with Princess von Furstenberg regarding design of  100% silk tees.

7.  France:  Renee Ashley Baker will  go to France to meet with (to have dinner with) the Chairmen of Chanel, LVMH, and Hermes.

8.Yahoo/Bing:  Renee Ashley Baker would like a seat on the Board of Directors of Yahoo/Bing. . . .

 

plus…..

 

SHOUT  OUT   TO  MICHAEL OF THE CARLYLE   (Cherry Creek, Denver)

 I’d like Michael of the Caryle to style my hair for my photo session with DeSciose