Posts Tagged ‘20th Century Fox’

Completed New Photo Gallery Added…. Happy Thanksgiving 2014! Holiday Tea! Obama Humor Christmas Cards, Christmas Gift Ideas, Shopping Cyber Monday (and Thanks AL! No to Beyoncé, No to Janet Jackson, No to Rihanna)

November 24, 2014

Matriarch Ethel Kennedy is awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom…

U.S. President Obama presents the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Ethel Kennedy during a White House ceremony in Washington

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LISTEN TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW DEMO AT: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (AND THE BEAUTIFUL MRS A BELOW…)

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Mothers Christofle Tea Service

NOW…A LESSON IN CHIC….

What better time for holiday tea than Thanksgiving holiday? Below the fabulous Mrs Winston Churchill pouring tea at 10 Downing St 1948. (Photo courtesy of “The Peak of Chic”)

the fabulous Mrs Winston Churchill pouring tea at 10 Downing Street 1940

Mariage Freres Tea gift 2014

NOW …A LESSON IN ADVANCED STYLE….THE GREAT AND THE ASPIRING GREAT….(Photo courtesy of “Advanced Style”)

the fabulous Colleen

Roche Bobois interior 2014

ABOVE, ROCHE BOBOIS COLLECTION….2014/2015

TIFFANY & CO DESK APPOINTMENTS

Tiffany & Co Desk Appointments

NOW..A LESSON IN PAIRS….NEW YORK’S MOST STYLISH COUPLES….

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Cipriana and Aaron New York

Haley and Allan New York

Mary Beth and Kevin

Mimi and Rae

Jenna and Jullian New York

NOW A LESSON IN FASHION…VINTAGE AND NEW
(Below Chanel “vintage” jacket and Chanel 18kt gold and diamond earrings)

18kt gold Chanel earrings

Chanel jacket vintage

Chanel 3

Chanel 4

Chanel 11

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NOW A LESSON IN GLAMOUR (RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FRANCE HOUSE…THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BUILT?)

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NOW….

A VERY SPECIAL “HAPPY THANKSGIVING” TO JASON AND BARBRA….

Barbra Streisand and Jason Gould Duet

AND….LOOK WHO ELSE IS DOING WHAT AND WITH WHOM ON THANKSGIVING ?

KEVIN AND KYRA SERVE UP THANKSGIVING ! (SHOUT OUT TO SONY: KEVIN WOULD MAKE THE PERFECT “TALENT AGENT” IN THAT COMEDY “THIS IS VINYL TAP” ?)

Kevin and Kyra

SHOUT OUT TO 20TH CENTURY FOX..ISN’T IT ABOUT TIME FOR A REMAKE OF “THE KID FROM BROOKLYN” ? I HAD THIS “REMAKE IDEA” A LONG TIME AGO. I WOULD HAVE BARBRA (STREISAND) DIRECT; AND I WOULD CAST, WHO ELSE BUT….

The Kid From Brooklyn starring Danny Kaye

Jim Carrey with puppet friend

SEX SYMBOL SHARON STONE WITH HER THREE BOYS…(HEY SHARON…AS YOU KNOW I’M FOR THE MEN; AND BECAUSE I’M “CHANGING LANES” (INTO THE FASHION DESIGN INDUSTRY) I’M GOING TO DESIGN SOME “MANLY MAN” T-SHIRTS FOR BOYS….)

Sharon Stone with three sons

Sharon Stone with three sons 2

(Check out the intersection; notice the Black woman on “platforms” while “Mommy Sharon” and her boys wear “tennis”….LOL)

SHOUT OUT TO CONNOR, THE BEAUTIFUL ISABELLA AND MOM NICOLE
“HAPPY HOLIDAYS!”

Nicole with children  Connor and Isabella Cruise

THE BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS “SURI” WITH DADDY TOM…

“Hold My Bag”….(LOL)

Tom and Suri Thanksgiving

“A SPEEDY RECOVERY” FOR JUSTICE GINSBERG….

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and….Last and MOST

Mel Gibson with fans

Mel and new girlfriend

Mel and Lucia

(above Mel with fans, Mel with new girlfriend? and Mel with the “beautiful Lucia”…What a beautiful face on Lucia…wonder if Daddy Mel is going to allow her to become an “actress”? SHOUT OUT TO CAA: PLEASE PROMOTE MEL’S MOVIE WHEN IT COMES OUT NEXT YEAR…MEANING..RUN ADS WHERE THE PUBLIC (AND NOT JUST MOVIE GEAKS) CAN SEE THEM. THE PUBLIC HAS TO “KNOW” A MOVIE IS OUT THERE BEFORE THEY CAN GO SEE IT… And do Remember That The Question is: “WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MOVIE ADS AND NOT WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MEL GIBSON ?”. MEL’S still talented; it’s the “movie industry” that’s changed and better get back to “talent rules”….)

Mel Gibson in character

DON’T FORGET…..

SHOP NOW FOR BLACK FRIDAY AND CYBER MONDAY (buy Christmas Card: “A VERY OBAMA CHRISTMAS”)

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Cyber Monday

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5TH — Fifth Novel Serial by Renee Ashley Baker (Untitled or Title Secret Contingency)

February 6, 2013

Youre Fired

Everyone and Anyone who reads this blog knows of my tendancy to “BOIL OVER”. I want to explain to those who are not in showbusiness that it is illegal–a FEDERAL CRIME –to tell anyone in showbusiness what to do. You cannot tell a writer which publisher to be published by; you cannot tell a movie producer who to cast in his/her motion picture; you cannot tell a “songwriter” who to “give a song to”; you cannot tell someone like myself to forget/forgo an “entertainment conglomerate” and instead become an “indie” and set up a “production company” with “investment banking or hedgefund financing”. (Investment Bankers and Bankers make millions and millions of dollars in fees and interest).

Anyway–the above fiction paragraphs are from my fifth–MY 5th–“novel trilogy” (the fourth being my new “Inspector Jenny” trilogy and the fifth being the one above which is still untitled or “Title Secret Contingency”).

There are many many fine “A-List” movie directors (the DGA must have over 1,000 members).

If–IF–I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “Leading Lady” in my movies (and I will be) then, I will select, as my leading men: Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson, Val Kilmer, Richard Gere, Kevin Costner, Leo DiCaprio, Ian McGregor, Will Smith, Nathan Lane, Ben Kingsly, Ian McKlellan, Gene Hackman, Robert Duval, Dustin Hoffman, Daniel Craig, and Sean Connery.

If–If I am casting actresses (and I’m only casting actresses for one or maybe two or posibly three of the five trilogies) I have–on my list: Cate Blanchett, Annette Benning, Sigourney Weaver, Susan Sarandon, Rene Russo, Renee Zellweger, Sandra Bullock, Jessica Lange, Sharon Stone, Ashley Judd, Kate Hudson, Natalie Portman, Nicole Kidman, Meg Ryan, Julianne Moore, Julie Andrews, Sarah Jessica Parker, Ann Hathaway, Emma Thompson , Dame Judi Dench, Dame Helen Mirren, and of course (Duchess ?) Barbra Streisand….

IF and WHEN….IF and WHEN….I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “available” to “COMPLETE THESE NOVELS” I hope they’ll be “published” by HARPER COLLINS (no to Simon & Schuter).

I hope they’ll be published by Harper Collins under my PROPOSED “exclusive” 10 year, $25 Million Dollar a year “UMBRELLA DEAL” with NEWS CORP/20th Century Fox.

Signed
Renee Ashley Baker / Renee AB 9

P.S. I’ll only “write” if–IF I’m residing in my house in France in 2014 (Until then I’ll be residing in Washington DC during 2013 being a “Socialite”. By the way The Wertheimers and The Rothschilds stay ON)….

P.S. P.S. THEY’RE FIRED: NO to Angelina Jolie, NO to Julia Roberts, No to Charlize Theron, NO to Meryl Streep, No to Madonna, NO to Melanie Griffith, NO to Oprah Winfrey, NO to Gale/Gail, NO to ICM, NO to California and NO to all other’s that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to. (I am “firing” all of these people because Denver and other “non-showbusiness” CRUD keeps trying to “cast my movies” (while insulting and threatening members of my family). These Cowtown/Shantytown (DENVER) fools keep trying to “run a company with my INTELLECTUAL properties” (when I keep saying “NO”)….

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Estate in France

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Thanksgiving Potpourri: Herman Cain, Mitt Romney, Rick Perry et.al (plus, Sirius, November 22nd, and a New Facebook)….

November 19, 2011

 

SHOUT  OUT  TO  XM  SIRIUS….A  $5  MILLION  DOLLAR  DEAL…

         So–I, Renee Ashley Baker,  wanna do a radio show ( in Paris France)  on XM Sirius Satellite Radio.   I, Renee Ashley Baker, will  take a 3 year contract, for an annual  salary of $500,000,  PLUS  an annual bonus of $1 million dollars PLUS –I, Renee Ashley Baker will  own 30% of the radio show  revenues.  And I, Renee Ashley Baker,  am  so,  so   SIRIUS !

 

“Sirius” …  The  Brightest  Star  in  the  Sky….

 

 P L U S

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      November  22,  1963

FOR   DOROTHY…. A  RAINBOW

 

“Irma’s House Of Numbers” (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy).  

Read IT on your Ipad, Kindle, Zoon, Xoom, or Samsung Galaxy Tab. 

Parts  1-4  —  To  BUY BUY  BUY  (click link below) ….

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss/187-0596176-1190869?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=irma’s+house+of+numbers&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Airma’s+house+of+numbers&ajr=0   

                

 

                            

 

 

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VIEW  My New Facebook (contest page):

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SO–MR BECK (AND OTHERS) WON’T THINK I’M STUPID BECAUSE  I’M  NOT  COMMENTING  ON  POLITICAL  ISSUES ANYMORE….

 

       

Although I’m going to try and save my opinions (and wit) for my “fiction endeavors” I’ll say this then say no more….

 

ABOUT  THE  REPUBLICANS

1. Romney is Morman and for some reason America finds Mormans “STRANGE”.

2. Perry–had a Bad Day at Black Rock.

3. Cain–had a Bad Day at Black Bra.  Meaning–the “Black Bra” wearing women “scammed him” and took him for a ride.  (By the way what–what–was wrong with Herman Cain’s answer? I heard it.  He took a long–“thinking man’s” pause–then–he answered.  He said–and I paraphrase–He would not “sign off” on having a “threat” (a bad guy) “removed” (taken out) until he had all the “intell” (all the facts) about who was next in line to sit on the “bad guy’s thrown”.)

ABOUT  THE  DEMOCRATS

1.  President Obama “inherited” a “broke country”.

 

ABOUT GREEN

My “environmentalists” need to “get busy”. 

 

ABOUT  JOBS

My plan?  For jobs?  What –is wrong with my “lottery”?   My “National Lottery”?  Some 25 million people would spend $5 each week to play the “national lottery”.  This totals $500 million dollars per month.  How MANY people can be hired at $12,000 a YEAR–from $500 million dollars per MONTH?   CONGRESS–can you hear me now?  Pass my “National Lottery Bill”  right away….

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will remain non-partisan….

 

ABOUT REESE WITHERSPOON

Still “NO” to Reese Witherspoon.

ABOUT   MADONNA

Still “NO” to Madonna. (Madonna is a DOG).

ABOUT  DENVER

There are actresses other than Angelina Jolie, Julia Roberts , Demi Moore and Charlize Theron.  This “cowtown” (called Denver)  is not going to “steer money” nor “cast movies”.  It is called “extortion of a motion picture producer”.  (I, Renee Ashley Baker, may decide to be the Producer and I, Renee Ashley Baker, may decide to be the ONLY leading lady–the only actress– IF–I, Renee Ashley Baker,  decide to work in the film –in the movie– industry).   

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Hear Satellite ! (and….For Ireland and For JAMES: On Memorial Day)

June 1, 2010

 

Click link below to hear “Satellite”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QSgNM9yNjo

and

 

FOR    IRELAND….

              Back in the mid- 1980’s  I was planning  some type of production–I can’t remember now what it was –probably a video or a “short short film”–and I ran an ad in the Denver newspaper for actors.   So –this young man answers my ad.   He  showed up at my house–he was blonde,  blue eyed and wearing his hair like the lead singer from the English rock band  “A Flock of Seagulls”.   (Who at the time were very ‘hot’ ).    I asked this young  ‘actor’   if he’d ever acted in anything before–he was honest–and told me he hadn’t but that  he had just come from an audition with a Director he had never heard of.   Some guy,  he said,  who had produced a movie in Denver called “The Return of the Secaucus Seven”.   So–that was my introduction to the wonderful John Sayles–who later–directed one of my favorite movies “The Secret of Roan Innish”.  And now–this morning– I see on TV one of my new ‘favorite’ actors talking about another film set in Ireland–with a mystical, magical  story line—another “Silkie” story from the Emerald Isle.    So–SHOUT OUT to Colin Farrell –your new movie “Ondine”   looked –shall I say–“enchanting”?….               (I, Renee Ashley Baker, am  considering writing Colin Farrell into my motion picture story line.  A motion picture that I might have produced–if–it is produced at Paramount, 20th Century or The Weinstein Company.  The title?    “The Story of  ABLE “.    Casting?  How about Colin Farrell and Charlize Theron?….) 

 

AND  NOW….

 

 

“You can see it in my eyes ,  Tomorrow never dies,  Tomorrow will arrive”…. (click “link”  below)

SUNG BY WHO ?

 

“Love?    Who Needs It?” 

(“Quantum Solace” now available on pay-per-view)

  

(above, “Goldeneye”  –Ian Fleming’s Island )

 

and

“Satellite”  (Germany, winner of the 2010 European Song Contest) 

 

AND

 

FOR MY FATHER– MR.  ASHLEY –ON MEMORIAL DAY

 

“Taps”

(above, Tom Day, founder of Bugles Across America)

     “TAPS”  was played at the funeral of my father–Mr.  Ashley.  Some 7300 buglers play  at 2500 military funerals each month.  Tom Day founded “Bugles Across America” so that  “every military  family can have  ‘taps’ at that final going away ceremony” .    If — you’d like to have taps played at your Veteran’s funeral just go on Tom’s website at: 

 (Note:  Bugles Across America has a yearly deficit of $10,000 so please visit Tom’s website and make a CASH  donation)

 and

ST.  LOUIS   (on  MEMORIAL DAY  2010)

Boy Scouts and Cub Scouts in St. Louis Missouri decorate 179,000 military graves with flags…

plus

QUIZ: 

GUESS   WHO  HAS  KNOWN  RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER’S  FAMILY  SINCE  RENEE ASHLEY  BAKER  WAS  AN   INFANT? 

 

 

 (scroll down for answer)

 

 

BACK STORY:    The story, as it was told to me, goes as follows:  Tina Turner and her sister were at a St. Louis night club one night (Tina’s sister long had had aspirations of being a singer).  Anyway, the crowd in the night club began clammoring for Tina’s sister to ‘get up on the stage and sing’.  She WOULDN’T.    So–Tina stood up and said, “I’ll sing”.    Tina then  jumped up on the stage and began singing.    IKE was in the audience….           Soon after — Ike got a record contract with ‘Sun Records’ and the rest, as they say, is history….

BACK STORY TO THE BACK STORY:  Years later, in the early 1980’s  I, Renee Ashley Baker, did a face to face INTERVIEW with Tina  Turner at the old ‘Turn of the Century’ night club (in southeast Denver).    REMEMBER  TINA?    You offered me a safety pin when I tore the ___that I was wearing.  (I had taken my camera to ‘get some photos’ of  Tina.    I was doing my ‘squat down thing’–when — well–  needless to say — I DON’T do that  squat down thing  anymore!      I now stand to take all photos)…. Anyway, to continue —  TINA TURNER  was a ‘teenager’ in St. Louis when my family (my mother and my father)  knew her.    TINA’S   sister never became a singer–she instead went on to take a job with the U.S. Military  (Department of Defense) –the  aerospace industry–in California.    TINA  TURNER,  as we all know—is still beltin em out for  CAPITOL  EMI records and is still living in the  ‘south of France’  with her German boyfriend/producer. . . .

and now….

For My Father–Mr. Ashley– “Tomorrow  Will  Arrive. . . .”

WELL, WELCOME SUNG BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

RENEE’S    MEDLEY

So–welcome to who needs love

So welcome to who needs love

Bond welcome to who needs love–needs love

Live and Let Die!

 

             (scroll down for more Memorial Day 2010)

Einstein Tuesday then Wednesday (COMPLETED)

May 10, 2010

 

Cupid (Friend To Renee)

“Cupid  Cupid”

 by

Renee Ashley Baker

  Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker

 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 

 (verse)

In comes Tony, Pete,  Paul  and Kyle 

 In to visit, to talk for a while

  There sits Susie,  she’s in every night 

 Terri, Sarah, they can’t get it right 

 There sits Freddy, his sex on the phone 

Who’s  to judge him,  just leave him alone

(chorus)

 Cupid, Cupid

It’s last call again 

 Even though, love’s gone stupid

We all need a friend 

Cupid, Cupid

 It’s last call again 

 Even though, love’s gone stupid

 We all need a friend

 

 

 

I  FOUND  IT !      SO  VIEW  IT !

VIDEO MY SPACE: Cupid Cupid by Renee Ashley Baker

 (plus…listen to Renee Ashley Baker talking — click link below–then download….)

Cupid Cupid (WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SONG?)

 plus….

 

HEADED  FOR  DIVORCE

  Headlines read  “I rapped him!”

Tiger Woods:  Smart or Dumb? 

(My answer?   Smarty , Dummy,  or Bulgy — Tiger Woods has made $500  million dollars) 

LISTEN TO (Read):   “The Tiger Wife Rap”  by Renee Ashley Baker (click link below)

THE TIGER WIFE RAP by Renee Ashley Baker

(My choice to sing my “Tiger Wife Rap”  is Margaret Cho )

plus….

HEADED  FOR  DIVORCE 2

  Headlines read  “I counted — Er–  I   a-counted — him!”.

Mel Gibson: Smart or Dumb? 

 (My answer is smart because Mel Gibson is worth $1  billion dollars and because “Close is a lingerie store without….”)

plus….HEADED  FOR  DIVORCE 3 

 Headlines read  “I sued him!”.   (Susan Boyle is suing her brother because he won’t leave her alone!)

Susan Boyle: Smart or Dumb?

  (My answer is smart because SHE dreamed a dream….)     

plus….

RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER’S  FINANCES 

1.  eHarmony: 350 Men (I’m on eharmony to WED  a ‘smooching partner) 

2.  TV Appearance (on ‘High Society”) 

 3.  Desiger (Renee Ashley Baker will design Samantha Thavasa Handbags and Swarovski Crystal “Pandora’s Jewelry Boxes”.

  4.  Spokes Model with Ford Modeling Agency (possible 21 companies including General Motors, AT&T, IBM ). 

5.    Novelist  (“7 COLORS” by Renee Ashley Baker). 

  6.   Motion Picture Producer for 20th Century Fox, Paramount, Disney, The Weinstein Company  (for motion picture productions of “S.O.L.” and “7 COLORS”). 

 7.  New Yorker &  Monocan  (Renee Ashley Baker will reside in New York and in Monaco Monte Carlo)

 RENEE ASHLEY BAKER: Smart or Dumb? 

My answer:  Smart

now…How  Smart  Are  You?  

Take the “Dumb Test” to see how dumb or smart ou may be:  Visit:  www.QuizRocket.com/dumb-test       

plus….

Joan Rivers “Can We Talk –About How They Got To Be Millionaires ?”….

 

Watch Joan Rivers new TV show “How’d You Get So Rich?” 

 (on TV Land–check your local listings for day and time)

plus….

SHOUT  OUT  TO:  Samantha  Thavasa 

         I, Renee Ashley Baker, would love to design a collection of handbags for Samantha Thavasa….

plus….

SHOUT OUT TO CORY VOORHIS

(If you want to “SELL”  your story—you can reach me through Bill Taylor he knows where to write to me). 

SHOUT OUT  2:   TO WARBLING CHRISSY & COPIER JOANNE  (STOP copying!  And stop reading this website.  This website is only for THE TALENTED!)

STOUT OUT 3:  LAWSUIT (click link below) 

http://www.lawweekonline.com/2010/05/denver-oks-65000-in-settlements-for-two-lawsuits/

SHOUT OUT 4:  To Bloggers on the Blogasphere 

(LINK  TO  THIS  BLOG PAGE!)

 plus….

Still “NO”

NO to Gwen Stefani

(Gwen Stefani will not get any song written by Renee Ashley Baker) 

2.  No to John Elway

3.  No to John Caldera (I’ll talk to  Mr. Limbaugh, Mr. Geddy and Serius/XM)

4.  No to Kellie  and No to the dark haired Italian one.  I have no reason to talk with either of these two newspeople–I do not need an appointment with either of you.  (2theDeuce Denver)

5.  No to Melanie Griffith

6.  No to George Clooney

7. No to Warner Bros, No to Universal and NO to all others Renee Ashley Baker has peviously said “NO” to.

 

REPRESENTATION (plus Renee Ashley Baker is moving to New York plus…”Hi to Paul Johnson” from Renee Ashley Baker)

April 27, 2010

  

 

READ  “CUPID”  VIDEO:

CUPID VIDEO

 

plus

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

IS

 SEEKING   REPRESENTATION

(LITERARY)

FOR   PLACEMENT   OF 

1.   My Screenplay “S.O.L.”   (To A Motion Picture Producer)

2.  My Novel “7 COLORS”       ( To A Book Publisher)

 

re:  “S.O.L.”

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will talk with  a first time “producer” (aka  Movie “Angel”) provided he (or she) agrees to cover development costs.

 

MOTION  PICTURE  DEVELOPMENT (Ideally Takes 3 Months) as follows:

 1.  Screenplay Development (3-12 months)

        Cost $100,000 (advance for 1st & 2nd Drafts) 

 2.  Production  Office (3-12 months)   

       Cost $24,000 ($2,000 per month) 

 3.  Legal & Accounting (3-12 Months) 

       Cost:  $_____ 

4.  Development Meetings (3-12 months)

      Cost $_____

5.  Co-Executive Producer (Renee Ashley      Baker)

       Cost $_____

6.  Production Company On Board/Attached

        Cost:  (Paid by Studio)

7.  Script Breakdown and Budget 

       Cost:  (Reimbursed by Studio)

8.  Director On Board/Attached 

      Cost:  (Paid by Studio) 

9.  Studio On Board (20th Century Fox/Paramount,Disney,The Weinstein Company)

 TOTAL Development Costs:   $_____

***Still  “NO” to Gale Katz,  “NO”  to Gail  Hurd and…”NO” to California.

 

Plus

 

TO MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS….

 I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will try to keep my Facebook page up to date….I, Renee Ashley Baker, look forward to adding Paul Johnson Calderon (and the other cast members of “High Society”) to my list of Facebook frends–that is–when I figure out how to make a Facebook Friends List (L.O.L.)

(above, Paul Johnson Calderon)

plus….

FOR  MOTHER’S  DAY

 Renee Ashley Baker’s Perfume?  (by Chanel)

plus….FOR MOTHER’S DAY

A POSTER OF YOUR  MOM? 

       WHY NOT!

 

PLUS….

 

TRIPOD

 

VIEW TRIPOD WEBSITE

 

  PLUS…A BOOK ?(OKAY TO BE COMPLETED  ON MY SCHEDULE)

 

now….The Hamptons for The Summer 

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am seeking a man to take me to “the Hamptons” for the summer.  Rent the house?  or Book the hotel?

QUALIFICATIONS:  The ‘MAN’  must be one of my eHarmony matches…. 

 OTHER  QUALIFICATIONS:   He  must be Caucasian.  But no religious preference (I love Jewish men!)….

   (Check my eHarmony profile for further details) 

 SHOUT OUT:    Love and Kisses to my 300 EHarmony “men”.    To my 300 eHarmony “love matches”….

plus….

LISTEN TO:  “Cupid Cupid by Renee Ashley Baker”

(The song “Cupid  Cupid” by Renee Ashley Baker to be uploaded to Amaze.fm)

 

And A Happy New Year! (From Renee Ashley Baker)

December 26, 2009

NYE PARTY RECIPES: “Oysters Rockefeller Renee” and “Renee’s Pink Champagne Punch”

RECIPE 1: OYSTERS ROCKEFELLER RENEE (When Served With Pink Champagne)

24 oysters on the half shell
1 cup butter
1/3 cup finely chopped parsley
1/4 cup finely chopped celery
1/4 cup finely chopped shallots or scallions
1/2 small clove garlic, finely minced
2 cups chopped watercress
1/3 cup chopped fennel
1/3 cup fine, soft bread crumbs
1/4 cup anisette or Pernod
Salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste

1. Preheat oven to hot (450 F)
2. Fill four tin pie plates with rock salt and
arrange six oysters on each.
3. In a skillet heat the butter, add the parsley,
celery, shallots and garlic and cook three minutes. Add the watercress and fennel and cook until the
watercress wilts, about one minute.
4. Pour mixture into the container of an
electric blender and add the remaining ingredients.
Blend until the sauce is thoroughly pureed,
about one minute. If a blender is not available, ut the ingredients through a food mill or pound in a mortar.
5. Place one tablespoon of the sauce on each oyster and spread to the rim of the shell. Bake the oysters just until the sauce bubbles, about four minutes.
6. Serve immediately with Pink Champagne.
Yield: 4 Servings

RECIPE 2: RENEE’S PINK CHAMPAGNE PUNCH (When Made With Pink Champagne)

6 lumps sugar
Dash of bitters
1 cup high-quality cognac
3 bottles chilled Pink Champagne

1. Place the sugar lumps in a punch bowl. Sprinkle with bitters and add the cognac.
2. At serving time, uncap the champagne and add to the bowl. Add ice. If desired, decorate with fruit.
Yield: 20 Servings

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be having “champagne” this New Years Eve (in Denver) with a handsome, blonde haired, blue-eyed man who is from Highlands Ranch…..Now listen to Renee Ashley Baker’s Songs “Champagne” and “Diamonds”….

FIRST: “DIAMONDS”

DIAMONDS FOR CHRISTMAS? LUCKY YOU….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Gift To Get For Christmas? Read Then Listen Below:

“Diamonds”
by
Renee Ashley Baker
lyrics and music by Renee Ashley Baker
copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “This song was written by Renee Ashley Baker For Miss Barbra Streisand. Can somebody Please Tell Miss Streisand About This Website #@!?”)

“Diamonds”

(bridge)
I Only Know It Takes 3 C’s And Light

Diamonds
I’ll Stroke Them For Their Diamonds
I’ll Toke Them For Their Diamonds
I’ll Smoke Them For Their Diamonds–Diamonds
Diamonds
I’ll Stroke Them For Their Diamonds
I’ll Toke Them For Their Diamonds
I’ll Choke Them For Their Diamonds–Diamonds

(end chorus repeats and fades out)

CLICK WORD “DIAMONDS” BELOW TO LISTEN:

\"Diamonds\" by Renee Ashley Baker

PLUS….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Christmas Movies:

5. Holiday Inn
4. Babes In Toyland (1934)
3. White Christmas
2. It’s A Wonderful Life
1. Miracle On 34th Street

PLUS….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Christmas Ballet:

The Moscow Ballet’s “Great Russian Nutcracker”

PLUS….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Christmas Address:

HEAR AT: http://www.youtube.com/TheRoyalChannel

PLUS….

Photo by Renee Ashley Baker

CLICK WORD “CHAMPAGNE” BELOW TO LISTEN:

\"Champagne\" by Renee Ashley Baker

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “This song was written by Renee Ashley Baker for A motion picture. A “romantic comedy” about a “couple who don’t seem to have a ‘ghost of a chance’ but who, through some ‘miracle’, are given a great and everlasting love” …. Hopefully my motion picture will ‘Star’ Miss Barbra Streisand and Mr. Harrison Ford”….)

“CHAMPAGNE”
by
Renee Ashley Baker
lyrics and music by Renee Ashley Baker
copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(chorus)

It’s not sane
But why complain
Can’t sell me love
Oh heaven above
The reason is plain

It’s near and its far
From earth to the stars
A ting–ly lie
That I’ll never buy
Till death do they part

He said, I’ll try every day to get by just say that you love me
She said, Yes–I’ll only be yours, for your love I’d kill
He said, Dear I must have you now you know you can own me
I say, Why–suddenly fry–just refill

Decision is made
Plans are laid
Just wait till dawn
They’ll both be gone
All Devils get paid

A dagger is art
A poisonous heart
Oh change your mind
Just take more time
It’s death or you’ll part

He said, Now our betrayal is done he’ll never own you
She said, Yes our love is one, forever you will
Cop said, Now we see it again two lovers who’ll know me
I say, Bye, I’d rather get high, just refill

(music interlude)

He said, Now our betrayal is done he’ll never own you
She said, Yes our love is one forever you will
Cop said, So we see it again two lovers who’ll know me
I say, Bye, I’d rather get high, just refill

With champagne
Thoughts get made
It’s east or its west
The worst or the best
Its sun or its shade

It’s near and its far
From earth to the stars
A ting–ly sigh
I’ll bubble on by
But I’ll never part
With champagne
(The End)

PLUS….JUST FOR FUN BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

(CLICK WORDS “JUST FOR FUN” BELOW AND LISTEN)

Just For Fun: From Renee

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

Renee Ashley Baker will sign a contract with Ford Modeling Agency for representation to 21 Companies–for $21 Million Dollars. (The 21 companies include, Chanel, Chanel cosmetics–“Renee Perfume By Chanel”–Jimmy Choo,AT&T, IBM, Rolex of Switzerland and Swarovski for a line of jewelry boxes designed by Renee Ashley Baker called, “Pandora’s Box”…)

Note: Renee Ashley Baker’s answer is still “NO”
to Gale Hurd and “NO” to Gail Katz.

Thanksgiving! Ready, Set, Go!

November 23, 2009

No Tall Turkey Dinner with Lesley L. Smith

Waterford Irish Crystal Heirloom Bowl

Saint Louis Crystal by Hermes (Gold)

A White Wine Spritzer ?

Champagne Pomegranate Cocktail (by AvenueFood on Flickr)

Caviar Blini

FIRST: GATHER (FOR SERVING)

A. Silver Turkey Platter and Serving Dishes
B. Crystal Punch Bowl and Crystal Cups
C. Crystal Wine Carafe with matching Crystal Stemware
D. White Wine (in bottles) and New York Seltzer (in bottles or cans)
E. Champagne (in bottles), Pomegranate Juice (in bottles), and Crystal Champagne Flutes.
F. Beluga Caviar (For Caviar Blinis)

SECOND: ASSEMBLE (FOR COOKING)

I. Secret Weapons (In The Kitchen)
A. Carving Knives sold at Korin.com
B. Microplane Grater/Zester sold at Microplane.com
C. Perfect Pounder sold at Biggestlittlekitchenstore.com

II. Special Help (Chefs-For- Hire)
A. Big City Chefs at BigCityChefs.com

III. Special Diets (Gluten Free)
A. GensGuiltlessGourmet.com

IV. AT THE BAR (Create The Best Party Bar At Home)

A. For The Punch Bowl “James Beard’s Punch” (Yield: 50 Servings)

Recipe:
5 quarts strawberries
5 cups finely granulated sugar
5 bottles Moselle
10 bottles champagne
3 bottles claret

1. Place hulled strawberries in a large crystal punch bowl set in cracked ice.
2. Sprinkle with sugar and pour the Moselle over them.
3. Let stand two to six hours.
4. When ready to serve, add chilled champagne and claret for the color.
5. Serve with a berry in each cup.

B. For The Wine Carafe “Renee Ashley Baker’s New York Fizz” (Yield: 2-10 carafes)
Recipe:
Chilled white wine (2-10 Bottles or as needed)
New York Seltzer (2-10 Cans or Bottles or as needed)
1. Fill wine carafe 3/4 full with white wine
2. Add 1 can or 1 bottle of New York Seltzer (in your favorite flavor)
3. Stir Well

V. THANKSGIVING BRUNCH

(Renee Ashley’s Favorite Champagne/Caviar Brunch)
Champagne Pomegranate Cocktails and Caviar Blinis

A. Champagne Pomegranate Cocktails
Recipe: Renee’s Recipe Page (link below)
B. Caviar Blinis Recipe: Renee’s Recipe Page (link below)

VI. THANKSGIVING DINNER
For Recipes Above Visit: Epicurious.com

VI. RENEE ASHLEY’S THANKS….

I, Renee Ashley, am thankful for:
A. 21 Men: 21 Men at 21 Companies who are giving Renee Ashley $21 Million Dollars (via Jerry Ford’s Ford Modeling Agency)
B. 60 Men: 60 Men/ 60 “white male love matches” (via eHarmony)
C. 2 Men: Mr. Rush Limbaugh and Mr. Getty (both of whom I’ll talk to about a radio show in New York City)
D. 2 Men: Mr. Robert Iger (Disney Chairman) and Mr. Rupert Murdoch (20th Century Fox Chairman)
E. 2 Parents: My father (Mr. Ashley) and My mother (Mrs. Ashley) and My brother (James)
F. Senator Edward M. Kennedy for his last words… “True Compass”….

VII. A LOVELY THANKSGIVING DINNER
I, Renee Ashley, will be having Thanksgiving dinner in Cherry Creek with a handsome man (he is German)….

HAPPY HOLIDAY !

FROM RENEE ASHLEY aka RENEE ASHLEY BAKER ….

“ABLE” by Renee Ashley Baker

July 13, 2009

“ABLE”

by

Renee Ashley Baker
(Copyright by Renee Ashley. All Rights Reserved)

FADE IN:

INT–A LONG WHITE CORRIDOR–DAY

STEELE DOORS LINE BOTH SIDES OF THE HALL. A middle aged man with a MUSTACHE AND GOATEE is walking the hall–going from door to door–PEERING inside each of the tiny square windows. He –has arrived at ROOM 9 and he takes the CLIPBOARD, from the nail on the wall, and HE READS. He then peers inside the white room. He Speaks: “Little Woman–playing in the street? Suicidal?”
WE SEE (inside Room 9): A WOMAN, with messy blonde hair, pulled on top of her head. She looks intelligent, she looks athletic, but we see that SHE IS ANGRY as she sits in A BIG WHITE ARM CHAIR. As he–DOCTOR GOATEE–moves onto the next room–onto the next window– the CAMERA STAYS ON HIM a second but– TURNS BACK– AND PEERS BACK INTO ROOM 9.
WE SEE–this time in Room 9–A MAN, dressed in ALL BLACK, now sitting in the BIG WHITE ARM CHAIR. We will call this man OUR GREEK NARRATOR. And– as he–THE NARRATOR –speaks (SINGS) our “story” unfolds…
As ROD SERLING would say: We are watching ABLE (prophetically and Biblically named) as she paces anxiously back and forth, back and forth, inside Room 9. We see her HOSPITAL GOWN wrapped tightly around her. With her scraggly hair tied on top of her head, she looks as if she should be smoking but we assume that smoking is NOT ALLOWED.
ABLE has been there–in that place–for two days. And– we can see on the wall in her room a CALENDAR–on which she has begun circling days. She has already circled day ONE and day TWO and she has drawn three exclamation points on the 30TH DAY. She has marked that 30TH day RELEASE DAY!
As each day passes–from day 2 to day 30 Able goes from one WHITE COATED INTERVIEWER TO THE NEXT. As each day passes she goes from one white coated ACTIVITY TO THE NEXT (making puzzles, sewing animals, thumbing through magazines, cutting up paper after marking them with “HER FEELINGS”.) She is painfully aware that her name –ABLE– probably pre-destined her for THIS PLACE. (It was her Biblically inclined mother who handed her that Bibically betrayed name “ABLE”….) As each day passes– she (Able) has been remembering –in bits and pieces–and in flashes–the past 30–THIRTY!–years of her life. (She remembers high school –that day during “track and field” when THEY–THE TWO MEN– first accosted her. She remembers ten years after that when these same TWO MEN began to single her out –accuse her–and argue with her. She remembers the last ten years -that these same TWO MEN no longer co-workers–have now become her “Fren-e-mies”. (She remembers the last thing these TWO MEN –in their Burberry trench coats– said to her “Stay Out Of Our Business Or We’ll KILL YOU !!!!”). And Able laughed, out loud, when she read the headline in that days newspaper (“CIA UNDER INVESTIGATION BY CONGRESS –OPIUM SMUGGLING OPERATION DISCLOSED”) Able laughed, out loud, when she saw, under the headline–their two pictures –her Frenemies (MUTT AND JEFF) .
DAY 30: IT IS RELEASE DAY. But will they in fact release her? She knows she has not been very “cooperative”. She has not been talking like Dr. Goatee wanted but she instead, has been stretching, stretching, stretching her hamstrings. Just like back in high school, in track and field, she has been putting her “swoosh clad foot” up on the wall and stretching, stretching, stretching her hamstrings…. She has been bending, bending, grasping her toes with her fingers and stretching some more.
Then– finally–she heard: “You’re Relased”.
It was Dr. Goatee standing in the room. ( His nurse standing behind him handing Able her “street” clothes)….
She wondered if she could STILL make it–(She wondered as she squinted into the bright sunlight).
She boards the city bus that had stopped directly in front of her and– as Able’s stop comes — she gets off. (THE NARRATOR EXITNG THE BUS RIGHT BEHIND HER.)
Able looks around, assured that nothing has changed since the last time she was there. The day that THEY (Dr. Goatee’s people) picked her up. And–just like that last time she put her NIKE CLAD FOOT up on the brick wall and began stretching–first one leg, then the other. She stands on both legs and jerks, POPS, her neck–first left then right. She lifts one knee to her shoulder then does the same for the other knee. She jumps, jumps, up and down in place. And–IGNORING THE NARRATOR STANDING BESIDE HER she gets into her “crouch” (her left arm swinging from side to side while her body rocks back and forth). Then –like before– right on time–on schedule–the LIGHT–THE TRAFFICK LIGHT TURNS RED. Able springs forward, she strides– then leaps– up on a yellow taxi (that is still in motion). She maneuvers this moving vehicle–like a GODDESS– and leaps onto a second yellow taxi. Super swift–she STEPS BACK DOWN ONTO THE GROUND right foot landing first. She sprints one maybe two steps, and BUMPS A STARTLED MUTT, she BREEZES PAST A STARTLED JEFF, and runs, RUNS, with all her might down the street. She weaves through the people–the foot traffick–that do NOT see her coming. She senses MUTT AND JEFF in pursuit –on her heels–but–they’ll never, never catch her, she’ll make sure of that. A bit further down the street–HE–HER TARGET–IS EXITING HIS LIMOUSINE. She holds onto (with dear life) the BROWN BAG that she SNATCHED FROM MUTT. As she reaches HER TARGET–the Saudi Sheik–she thrusts the BROWN BAG into his hand. She falls down–and locks both arms around the Sheik’s knee cap. (The Sheik’s bodyguards rush over but he waves them away). The Sheik opens the brown bag and takes out the Kodak film canister. He looks around –to see if anyone else has seen what just happened. The TWO MEN in the trench coats stare first at him then at the woman (ABLE) who is still clutching his knee.
OVER ALL THE ABOVE: WE HEAR THE SONG: “PRESSURE” BY BILLY JOEL

VIEW VIDEO:  “PRESSURE”  (click link below)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iyv905Q2omU

Movie Thursday:Best Jumper(20th Century Fox)

December 17, 2007

Exactly what — is a Jumper?

                        MM Jumping

                                                            “MM Jumps”

               Brandelina at Jump

          “Brangelina Jumps”

Who Jumps?:  Ubersexsymbol Marilyn Monroe “jumps” in a famous photograph taken by uberphotographer Phillippe Halsman; while Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (er–excuse me –“Brangelina”) “jumped” at the opening night performance of “Jump” at New York’s Union Square Station….And….David Lee Roth jumps….

David Lee Roth 1

  And….

Evel Knievel 3

Evel Knievel jumps….”Good-bye Evel Knievel”

(P.S. If–I, Renee Ashley Baker, “Star In” a motion picture with Brad Pitt I will “Executive Produce” the motion picture and Disney will distribute the motion picture in movie theatres worldwide….Wanna be in a comedy Brad?  The place will be jumping –er–I mean–Angie will be on that set ! )