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Russia: Bold, Brainy, Beautiful and Blooming!

December 14, 2009

Oksana in pink

Perfect in pink….

Oksana in white

Perfect in white….

WHO IS OKSANA BAIUL?

(Renee Ashley Baker’s aside: “Oksana Baiul is The Bolshoi meets The Ice Capades !”)

RUSSIA’S RICHEST:
Did you know that the total net worth of ‘Russia’s 100 Richest People” is $142 billion dollars? And that 32 Russian billionaires made ‘Forbes 100 Richest List” (Russian edition)

MOSCOW’S RACIEST
Did you know that top Formula-1 Teams careened around The Kremlin on July 14-17 2009, Formula 1 racing backer Peter Sweenkles says that Moscow is ready to host a Formula 1 event. (A Formula 1 race track is presently being built in Moscow and will be completed in the year 2010)

MOSCOW’S RESORTIEST
Did you know that Moscow now has golf courses ranked among the ‘Top 100 Golf Clubs’ in the world? Yes, Moscow now has clubs the Moscow Golf and Country Club and Le Meridien Moscow Country Club. Membership? Membership in Moscow’s golf and country clubs start at $25,000 a year….

MOSCOW’S RITZIEST
Did you know that the new Ritz-Carlton (in Moscow) is a $350 Million Dollar, 334-room hotel for Russian billionaires? The hotel has an Imperial Russian facad with a roof top bar (the “OZ” lounge) that has a glass dome, black tile floor, red velvet cacoon chairs, and white leather furnishings. The hotel also has a restaurant (“Jeroboam”) which will serve the “Tsars Breakfast”. (The “Tsars Breakfast” costs $700 per person and includes a bottle of Crystal Champagne. The “Tsars Breakfast” also includes an “Omlet” made with Kobe beef steak, parmigiano cheese, reggiano cheese, and truffle fois gras; along with carmelized apple and pain brioche, sour cream, quail eggs, and blinis with 56 grams of Beluga Carviar….

SO HOW’S THE AMERICAN ECONOMY?

The American Economy Is So Bad That….

“The rich people on Park Avenue all fired their nannies and LEARNED their childrens’ names”

“The Motel 6 WON’T leave the light on for you anymore”

“The cashiers at the McDonald’s are now asking ‘Can you AFFORD fries with that burger?’ ”

Jokesters Unknown….