Archive for the ‘Katie Holmes’ Category

FUTURISTIC FRIDAY: Scientology!

March 27, 2008

                 GO TOM!  GO TOM!  GO TOM! GO TOM! 

We are not Tom Cruise’s boss–nor are we his judge, juror nor ex—plainor.  We are his fans!  Aren’t we?  Why–does it pain the public so much to see Tom Cruise happy?  Remember–he is grown and he ‘can’ legally do what he ‘wants’  to do.    Anyway–Tom Cruise ‘is’ the last of a dying breed.  And what ‘breed’ is that?    Why–‘real actors’ of course…actors who can ‘command the camera’….Signed,  Renee Ashley Baker

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Most Expensive Wedding: “TSK”

November 29, 2007

                                     TK wedding

Headline: “Lions For Weddings”

Dateline–Italy.  The “bride” wore white and underneath it all?  Three thousand dollars worth of “La Bra” lingerie.  The wedding took place at the fabulous and royal Odescalchi Castle (in Bracciano near Rome) which rents for a whopping $50,000 per week.  The ever necessary paparazzi were given prime wedding viewing spots (costing a cool $1500 per spot)….

               From this…. TK wedding

KH 

To this….

Quote: “Can somebody tell me what the hell he said?” — Renee Ashley Baker

Price:  $6 billion dollars (the total box office gross of Tom Cruise’s movies)

Glamorous Wednesday: “Thank You For Smoking”

September 19, 2007

                                             Katie Holmes 1Katie Holmes in “Thanks For Smoking” 

TSK  Headline News:   Katie, red hot and smoking,  is named “Best Dressed” (with a new ‘Victoria’ posh bobbed hairdo)…while Tom– gets “Lions  for Lambs”….

Tell us Tom–do little lambs really ‘eat’  ivy?   We shall see Tom…we shall see….

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MOVIE THURSDAY: I’M TOO SLEEPY (Tsk Tsk)

August 30, 2007

Suri Baby Gap                     

Dateline New York–Little Suri on a “go see”?  It seems that Little Suri (daughter of Tom & Katie Cruise) has taken New York City by storm.   She is the ‘new face of Baby Gap’.  Our sources tell us that while in New York Little Suri went on a “photo session” and that  when  lights and cameras were being ‘set up for her photo shoot’  she began “acting out” in grand model style.  Sources at the photo session spotted Little Suri taking in a “white substance” through a straw (“Got Milk!”–said Suri).  That she was  dancing around to jiggly sounds that boomed loudly from the Sony stereo speakers (“The Wiggles!”–shouted Suri).  Then, sources tell us, that “from all that acting” Little Suri  just passed out cold (“Sleepy, Okay!” –yelled Suri, just before she conked out)….

  Tsk, by the way, stands for Tom, Suri, Katie. And –Have ‘You’ Got Milk?

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