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Alumni: NYU, Columbia, Harvard, plus Germany Memorial Day

May 20, 2009


                         Renee Ashley Baker’s  Universities….

Columbia UniversityNew York University

Harvard University


           10.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, attended two private colleges. 

                                               HELLO  ALUMS !

         To all those who attended New York University, Columbia University in New York, and Harvard University  I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to run an advertisement for your business (your lawfirm, your apparel company, your day spa, your consulting firm, your hand bag company, your foundation, your restaurant, your travel agency, your mortgage company, your real estate brokerage, your software company, your fashion boutique, your art gallery, your photography studio, your architechtural firm, and your shoe company (aka Brown Shoe Company in St. Louis– Missouri).

               As you may know 70 Million People log on to the internet each day.  Approximately 700 Million People log on to the internet each week–worldwide.   (And–75% of all American households now have the internet).

               Also–as you may know a “display ad” in a local daily newspaper may reach 200,000 -500,000 readers (and can cost from $1,000-$10,000 for a one-time only run).  By contrast, an advertisement on a Blog can reach 70 million web-surfers/web shoopers each day and will cost far less than a newspaper ad.

             The minimum run on my Blog for small to medium size businesses  is 1 month ($200) and 3 months (for $600) and 6 months (for $1200).   Large “corporations” must buy for 12 months minimum (or $2400). 

               I, Renee Ashley Baker, look forward to hearing from you and I look forward to promoting your product or services.

              Very truly yours,

              RENEE ASHLEY BAKER


                      “25 Things About Renee Ashley Baker”

11.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am giving my mother (Mrs. Ashley) an endowment (a chair) at Wellesley.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am giving my father (Mr. Ashley) an endowment (a chair) at Harvard.

 12.       I, Renee Ashley Baker, will become a permanent citizen of Monaco Monte Carlo.

 13.     I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be Christie Brinkley….I, Renee Ashley Baker, will become a “SpokesModel” for 13 companies (including Hermes St. Louis Cristal) and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be paid a “total” of $24 million dollars from these 13 companies.  (The Kennedys’ names will go on the $24 million dollar bank account)

   14.      I, Renee Ashley Baker, hate “American Idol” the tv show.

   15.      I, Renee Ashley Baker, hate “Coca-Cola”.

    16.   I,   Renee Ashley Baker, hate “California”.

plus….for the Holiday….. 


Bently GTC by Jeroenolthof on Flickr

Memorial Day Drive ( in the country?)…Try the new  Bentley 2009 GTC Convertible

Lobster Gram com

Memorial Day Dinner (in the city?)….Try


                                  German Memorial Day ? Wall


                                         FALL OF THE WALL

            I, Renee Ashley  Baker, am learning to speak fluent German;  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  plan to live in Germany (for a year or two);  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  have friends who are German and I, Renee Ashley Baker,  have “dated” German men ….Therefore– I, Renee Ashley Baker,  am “eligible”  right?….

           IT is my understanding that Germany has been seeking a “design” for what is being called the “Fall Of The Wall Memorial”.  

         This “memorial” all commemorate the “fall of the Berlin wall” (in 1989).  This  “memorial” is to be located right in the heart of Berlin on land that is approximately 3000 sq metres. 

          So….I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to hereby –officially–submit, to the Culture Minister of Germany, my CONCEPT for the “Fall Of  The Wall Memorial”….

                                    “99 White Balloons”


                                     Renee Ashley Baker

         Copyright 2009 by Renee Ashley.   All Rights Reserved

            A WALL,  6ft tall,  made of newly invented “see through concrete” .    On top of the wall,  are 99 WHITE BALLOONS.  These 99 WHITE BALLOONS , made of glass and with white strings attached, are pulling “The Wall” up, up, up towards the right . On the ground, at  left , pushing “The Wall” upwards is a BLACK VOLKSWAGEN  BEETLE…..

      (Note:  My design, of course, is inspired by the 1984 song, “99 Luft Ballons” by Nena)

VIEW VIDEO:    “99 Balloons” by Nena                              

                           HAPPY   MEMORIAL   DAY!

(Scroll Down To See “Millionaires Weekend Retreat”)




January 2, 2008



plus… also   “NEW” :

 China: New Cover Girl

                            Li BingbingLi Bingbing in “The Forbidden Kingdom”

White:  Li Bingbing

Miss Li Bingbing is the gorgeous actress who plays the “White Haired Demoness” in “The Forbidden Kingdom” (which also stars Jet Li and Jackie Chan and is to be released in movie theatres in April 2008).   Miss Li is also January’s cover girl on Chinese Harper’s Bazaar….

 (“Yes, my country slow ones there “is” a Chinese Harper’s Bazaar”).

special thanks: Silent Monkeys (for the photo).

Australia: New Girl (liked) New Dress (not liked)

                                              Natalie Imbruglia from Australia

pictured above: Natalie Imbruglia, Australia’s up and coming singer/actress as she causes a “hateful stir” during the opening of the David Jones store in Sydney Australia on “Boxing Day”….  ( Note:  Stylefrizz called the dress a “Granny” dress but the dress is actually the “Fireball Tear Dress” by Alice McCall…So there!).

England: Newly Back

 Kate Winslet

She’s Back:  Kate Winslet 

 Kate “has” been out of the spotlight but are we glad she’s back…. (acting in movies that is).  Look  for Miss Winslet in  “Romances and Cigarettes”, “All The Kings Men” and “The Holiday”….

 Germany: New Ageless–The Super Beauties

                                         Countess Veruschka

pictured above: The Countess Vera von Lehndorff (aka Veruschka).

Claudia Schiffer

And…the beautiful Claudia Schiffer (who appeared on 500 magazine covers).

France: New Miss France

                                                                                                Miss France Valerie Beague

Because Miss France (Valerie Beague) did a racy photo shoot for Entrevue Magazine that included a shot of her in a Christ-like pose in a swimming pool, she is now banned from competing in Miss World and Miss Universe beauty pageants.  She will, however,  get to “keep her crown”….  P.S.  The “new” non-crucified Miss France “hails”  from the Polynesian Islands… ( Talk about crossed up! ).

England: New Hit Movie

Helen Mirren

 pictured above: Academy Award Winner, Helen Mirren

Helen Mirren is now starring in “National Treasure: Book Of Secrets” which in only two weeks of release, has already made $70 million dollars at the box office!…. (“You go Queen!”)

American Actress: New Birthday Girl   (December 3rd)

Daryl Hanna

Daryl Hannah red   

 “Happy Birthday, Daryl Hannah” from Renee Ashley Baker

 “Born In The U.S.A.” and that New-Old Money

                               Jessica Springsteen and Richard Feldman

pictured above: Winner Jessica Springsteen

Did you know that American canter Bruce Springsteen is being sued by an Olympic equestrian (Todd Minikust) for allegedly backing out of a contract to buy a $850,000 horse for his daughter Jessica?    It seems that Jessica is a budding young rider who participates in (and wins) riding competitions held in “The Hamptons” (see picture above).  Will an equine dispute resolution be forthcoming? ….(“Frankly Scarlett I don’t give a damn” …Whinny!)