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History Monday: Motorola (Win,Place,Show)

July 14, 2008

Renee Ashley Baker’s “National Anthem”

Renee Ashley Baker’s  “National Anthem 2”

 

Plus….Renee Ashley Baker’s  Motorola  

Dear Motorola Corporation:

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to sign a contract with the Motorola Corporation for a motion picture “product placement” for the above “diamond and gold” Motorola phone. (I would also like to use–place– the “Motorola Q Phone”  in my “upcoming” motion picture as well)

Plus….”goin Green”

Above, RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER (with  $104.3 million)

Renee Ashley Baker (aka “The Mermaid”) swims to Hyannisport to “meet with” U.S. Senator Edward M. Kennedy.  (Disney Corporation will distribute Renee Ashley Baker’s first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $53.5 million dollars.  Renee Ashley Baker will make a profit of $104.3 million dollars….No to Warner Bros, No to Grammercy, No to Universal, No to MCA/Farm, No to Madonna, No to “Rappers” , NO to Gail/Gale and No to “The Jacksons”).

View: Renee’s “Motorola Flickr” Or…. Read More Below

www.FLICKR.COM/photos/reneebakerstudios

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Future Friday:Renee’s $104.3 million

June 27, 2008

 

FROM THE “SUBLIME”…. 

“Good-bye George Carlin”

TO THE “SERIOUS”….

 

                                       

                                            “GOOD-BYE  TIM  RUSSERT”

ABOVE:  Tim  Russert (the past)  with Son Luke (the future) ….

plus….

MOVIES (TO DOWNLOAD AND VIEW–CLICK LINKS BELOW)

“CONSPIRACY THEORY” 

 http://www.netflix.com/Search?v1=conspiracy+theory&ff2_submit.x=11&ff2_submit.y=12

“THE NET”

http://www.netflix.com/Search?v1=the+net&ff2_submit.x=16&ff2_submit.y=8

 

plus….The Boss sings….

NO to Madonna….Madonna is still the “Dog” that I’m not going to let sniff up underneath my dress….

READERSHIP:  THIS WEBSITE IS BEING READ IN 80 COUNTRIES AND 50  U.S. STATES. 

REVISED:Renee Ashley Baker’s Net Worth $104,300,000

June 16, 2008

    

                        SALES…NOT  PARTNERS….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S PERSONAL “NET WORTH STATEMENT”

ASSETS

Renee Ashley Baker’s Motion Picture Sales:

Worldwide Movie Theatre Box Office  Revenues (Distribution by Disney) $60,000,000

Worldwide Newspaper Syndication to 100 Countries (Hill & Knowlton)$25,000,000

Worldwide Movie Home Video/DVD Revenues (Distribution by Disney) $25,000,000

Worldwide Satellite TV Broadcast (Hughes Direct TV) $12,000,000

Worldwide Movie Network TV Premiere Revenues(Broadcast by Disney) $12,000,000     

Worldwide Pay-Per-View/IFC Channel Revenues (Cablevision of New York)$5,000,000

Worldwide Cable TV Broadcast Revenues (Lifetime Channel) $___________

Worldwide Syndicated TV Revenues (Syndicated by Disney or Sony) $12,000,000

Other: Drive In, Airline, Cruise Ships, IMAX $_____________

 Renee Ashley Baker’s Total Assets  $151,000,000

LIABLITIES

Renee Ashley Baker’s  Washington DC Mansion $5,200,000

Renee Ashley Baker’s  Car (Rolls Royce) $500,000

Renee Ashley Baker’s Diamond Jimmy Choos (in Safety Deposit Box) $1,000,000

Renee Ashley Baker’s Chanel and…. $1,000,000

Renee Ashley Baker’s House Furnishings and Misc $2,500,000

Renee Ashley Baker’s House 2 w/Furnishings$1,500,000

Renee Ashley Baker’s Sub-Total Liabilities $11,700,000 

Renee Ashley Baker’s Advance Repay to Disney$35,000,000

Renee Ashley Baker’s Total Liabilities $46,700,000                           

Renee Ashley Baker’s TOTAL NET WORTH    $ 104,300, 000  

       

 

Friday Father’s Day: Gifts For Dad?

June 6, 2008

 

FOR DADS WHO  READ….

                              Bob and Lee Woodruff 

Disney’s intrepid news anchor Bob Woodruff with Wife Lee.  For Dad: Book “In An Instant” by Lee Woodruff

FOR DADS WHO DRIVE….

                  Bugatti 9

The Bugatti–for “royale” Dads…. The Cost? 

(Renee’s Aside: “Well, if you have to ask”….)

FOR DADS WHO TRAVEL TO LONDON…. 

                         Gordon Ramsey\'s Restaurant at London\'s Heathrow Airport

Gordon Ramsay’s new restaurant at London’s Heathrow Airport.

(Renee’s Aside: “Gordon Ramsay is Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite “TV Chef”….I WANT SOME FOOD!” )

FOR DADS WHO HAVE STYLE…. 

                                                    His closet by German closet manufacturer 

Custom Made Closet Designed by German Closet Manufacturer STUDIO BECKER….

(Renee’s Aside:  Countess Mara ties would look great inside)

Countess Mara 

 

FOR DAD’S WHO LIKE SOUNDS…. 

                                       Multi-Media Coffee Table 

This Multimedia Coffee table designed by One & Co is a delightful digital “juke box” integrated into coffee table.  The table lets your guests browse through your music libraries and select your favorite tracks.  You download music (to the table) for your portable music player. 

(Renee’s suggestions?  Try classical cellist “Yo Yo Ma” or opera singer “Renee Fleming”….)

FOR DAD’S WHO WANT SECURITY….(View Video Below) 

Caught On Tape: “How Not To Be A Burglar”

Police Officer: “Any Witnesses?”

Home Owner: “Just One –Homeland”

NEW!  NEW!  HOMELAND SECURITY CAMERAS

http://blogs.ebay.com/reneeabaker

Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’  first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal”  valued $73.5 million dollars….

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History Monday: The Duke of Achaemenid

June 2, 2008

  “The Lady Surfaces” (but looks both ways….)

                   Ancient Gold Cup for auction at $980,000

LONDON (AFP)  —  An ancient gold cup “mysteriously” acquired by an English scrap metal dealer is expected to fetch close to $1 million dollars at auction after languishing for years in a “shoe box” under it’s current owner’s bed.

    John Webber (the current owner) says his grandfather gave him the 5.5-inch (14-centimetre) high mug to play with when he was  child back in 1945….For years John assumed the cup was made from brass but got the cup appraised last year and was told that it was actually a rare piece of Persian terasure made out of a single sheet of 4 century BC Achaemenid “gold” hundreds of years before the birth of Jesus Christ.  (The “Achaemenid Empire, the first of the Persian empires to rule over significant portions of Greater Iran, was wipd out by “Alexander The Great” in 330 BC…)

     The auction house “Duke’s” (in Dorcester England) will auction the cup on June 5– expecting to bring some $980,000 U.S. Dollars)

      (Renee’s Aside:  Angelina Jolie might think I’m the two faced fill in the blank on the cup but ‘Hey’ –so I “snapped” okay?

 ….I still won’t be hiring Angelina Jolie as an  actress in any Renee Baker Studios’  motion pictures….).   special thanks: AFP London

 Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’  first motion picture , in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $73.5 million dollars….

History Monday: England Swings (Still !)

May 18, 2008

 

 

                                             Michael Caine

 

Clive Owen (Lancome) 

 

                                                                                       England\'s Jonathan Rhys-Meyers

  

               HURLEY  WINS!

      Elizabeth Hurley

LONDON–Two photo agencies (The Big Pictures and Eliot Press Sarl) have both agreed to pay $113,000 to Hugh Grant, Liz Hurley and her husband Arun Nayar for “invasion of privacy” (that is for taking pictures while the trio were vacationing, in October, on the island of Maldives).  So what will Liz “do” with the proceeds?   She says she’ll donate the entire $113,000 to “charity”….YEAH, BABY !        

                                        Elizabeth Hurley with Austin Powers

VIDEO 1:

VIDEO 2:

 

Disney  will distribute Renee Baker Studios’ THIRD motion picture,  in movie theatres worldwide,  which may cast (among others) Clive Owens….

Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’ first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $73.5 million dollars.

special thanks: Associated Press (for Hurley story)

History/Tradition Monday: Wedding Bells!

April 19, 2008

So….Anyway….

PART I : Here Comes The Bride !

 

                                     Chanel (Queen?)     

 

Eugenia Couture (Old World)Badgley Mischka (Grecian)Reem Acra (mermaid)Kirstie Kelly for Disney Fairy Tale Weddings

 

Oleg Cassini at David\

Wedding Gowns: Chanel (Queen?), Eugenia Couture (Old World?), Badgley Mischka (Grecian)?, Reem Acra (Mermaid?), Kirstie Kelly for Disney (Fairy Tale?) and Oleg Cassini (Champagne?).

 

Rings On Her Fingers… (From Tiffany & Co: “Etoile” Diamond Wedding Band $12,000, “Braided” Diamond Wedding Band $7,000, “Elsa Peretti” Diamond Wedding Band….)

                                                                            Etoile Diamond Pave Wedding Band at Tiffany & Co $12,000                                        

 

Braided Diamond Wedding Band at Tiffany & CO $7000             

                                                                                         Elsa Peretti\'s Diamond Wedding Band at Tiffany & Co                      

Bells On Her Toes…. (Peter Fox’s “Victorian” and Jimmy Choo’s “Empire”)

                          Peter Fox \                     Jimmy Choo\'s Silk and Satin \ 

Something Blue….(Oscar Heymann’s Sapphire and Diamond Necklace $420,000)

                         Oscar Heymann Sapphire and Diamond necklace $420,000

                                                 

PART II: THE RECEPTION: LET THEM EAT CAKE

                                                  Wedding Cake by Sylvia Weinstock

Something Sweet by Michelle (in Worcester, MA)                               Wedding Cake Dress by Elisa Strauss at Confetti Cakes

                                             Wedding Cake by Ron-Ben Israel

From top to bottom: “Victorian Roses” by Sylvia Weinstock Cakes (NYC), “Champagne Silk Orchid Cake” at Something Sweet by Michelle (MA), “Wedding Cake Dress” by  Elisa Strauss at Confetti Cakes (NYC), and Wedding Cakes by Ron-Ben Israel (NYC).

PART III:  THE HONEY MOON

                        Perivolas, Santorini Greece $565 per night

                 Perivolas, Santorini (Greece)  $565 per night….

Four Seasons Resort Lanai at Manele Bay $7,025 per night

The Four Seasons Resort Lanai at Manele Bay (Hawaii) $7,025 per night….

PART IV:  What If it should all go sour “after” the resort?  Then–you can always resort to the “Angry Wife’s Rant”…. (above)

 Weddings:The 411 (read further)

Wedding Music: The Venus Ensemble (A Chamber Orchestra in NYC)

Wedding Catering: Chef Daniel Boulud (NYC)

Wedding Planner:  Marcy Blum (NYC) and Lisa Light (NYC)

Wedding Planner Websites:  Brides.com, 1 800 Wedding.com, MyNewYorkWedding.com

Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $73.5 million dollars….

Preview: The Academy Awards!

February 21, 2008

                       Oscar trophy

New Awards: Sunday, February 24, 2008 5pm PST on ABC….  Don’t Miss It!

and…

New Film Whiz ?:

                           “A Leg Up” concepts/illustrations

                                      “A Leg Up”

                                             by

                                   Beven Carnes

       This animated short film (“A Leg Up”) was given a “Student Academy Award”….It beat out 500 other competitors and won the “Bronze Medal”. Well,  me thinks Steamboat Willie wants to sign Beven to a contract at Disney. 

         (Renee’s Aside:  Disney always gives a leg up  to talent like Beven’s ….)

View Beven’s Short Film (click link below):

http://www.brightcove.tv/title.jsp?title=932540402&channel=823833407

Disney’s Steamboat Willie

Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’  first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an output deal valued at $ 73.5 million dollars…. 

MOVIE TUESDAY: RENEE BAKER STUDIOS

January 21, 2008

         

       Vector Movie Reel

                                                             President John F Kennedy

                                              About Renee Baker Studios

                                                         (aka RBS)

                                                                by

                                                Renee Ashley Baker

4th  On RBS slate: A motion picture that will be Executive Produced and Written by Renee Ashley Baker and which would cast–now get this–Jesse Spencer and Jennifer Morrison (from “House”), Asian Beauty Li Bing Bing (or Ming-Na or  newcomer Tang Wei), Paris Hilton, Clive Owens, Renee Ashley Baker and Dustin Hoffman.  (…Mind you none of these actors have said yes to anything yet but just try, if you can,  to “guess” this movie’s plot. Hint:  I  “boss everybody”  including Dustin!…) 

3rd On RBS slate: A motion picture comedy which would star Renee Ashley Baker and Brad Pitt. (…Mind you I’m ambitious!….)

2nd On RBS slate:  “Kolchak: The Night Stalker”  (…which hopefully will star actor John Travolta….).

1st On RBS slate:   Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios first motion picture in movie theatres worldwide under an output deal valued at $73.5 million dollars…. (….Note:  I also have movie projects to present to Mel Gibson and Kim Basinger only they’re not in same movie….)

Renee’s favorite actors: (short list)

 Val Kilmer, Mel Gibson, Harrison Ford, Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino, Bruce Willis, Kevin Costner, Nicholas Cage, Ralph Fiennes, Daniel Day Lewis, Pierce Brosnan, Richard Gere, Russell Crowe, John Travolta, Dustin Hoffman, Sir Anthony Hopkins….

and….

Renee’s Favorite Actresses (short list):

Sharon Stone, Julia Roberts, Susan Sarandon, Sigourney Weaver, Charlize Theron, Goldie Hawn, Kim Basinger, Jodie Foster, Reese Witherspoon, Jamie Lee Curtis, Kate Winslet, Cate Blanchett, Daryl Hannah, Meryl Streep, Barbra Streisand, Rene Russo, and Renee Ashley Baker.

(I added my own name to the list above because I will  “star”  in a Renee Baker Studios motion picture.  So, there !)….

****Addendum:  “NO” to CBS, “NO” to Gail/Gale, “NO” to Warner Bros, “NO” to NBC, “NO” to Universal, “NO” to Grammercy, “NO” to MCA, “NO” to Farm, “NO” to rap music, “NO” to rappers.

History Christmas:Renee Ashley Baker’s Royals

December 30, 2007

  

Best Queen:

Queen of England 1Queen of England 3Queen of England 3                                                             

                     Queen of England 4

pictured above: The Queen

Hundreds of well-wishers braved the rain to see “The Queen”  ….

(The British royal family celebrated Christmas in Sandringham….).

         Queen of England on YouTube 

pictured above:  Best Royal  “You Tube”

Best in Romania:

 Bran Castle aka Dracula’s Castle

pictured above: “Dracula’s  Castle”

The Archduke Dominic Habsburg, a 69 year old New York architect,  has put his family’s castle (pictured above) up for sale at “only” $135 million dollars.  The Archduke (a member of Romania’s “former” Royal Family) commented to reporters that he would only sell the castle to a buyer who would treat the property and it’s history with appropriate respect.

(Renee’s aside: “News flash!  News flash!  your ArchDuke-ship, sir.   Ain’t nobody, nobody, gonna be ‘dissing’  Vlad — now are they? “….

And–the sign read:  CASTLE FOR SALE, CALL: TRANSYLVANIA 6-5000…) 

Best at Disney:

Sleeping Beauty’s Castle at Disneyland 

 pictured above: Sleeping Beauty’s Castle at Disneyland

Although–it was originally “Snow White’s Castle” when Disneyland opened in 1956….

(Note: Renee Ashley Baker is buying a $5.2 million dollar castle–er– home,  in Washington DC from Sotheby’s International.   Sotheby’s International Realty  is the realtor to the world’s “royal families”.   Again, thank you for the $73.5 mil Disney!…)

Best in Scandinavia:

           Julenisse Christmas Gnomes 

pictured above: Julenisse

The little Gnome who left Christmas presents under all the Christmas trees in Scandinavia… 

Best In Boston:  Opera Singer Cecilia Bartoli 

Best Handel:  Opera Singer Cecilia Bartoli

                              Cecilia Bartoli      Bartoli Cake  

 Diva Bartoli with “Bartoli Cake”….