Archive for the ‘Angelina Jolie’ Category

Movie Thursday:Best Jumper(20th Century Fox)

December 17, 2007

Exactly what — is a Jumper?

                        MM Jumping

                                                            “MM Jumps”

               Brandelina at Jump

          “Brangelina Jumps”

Who Jumps?:  Ubersexsymbol Marilyn Monroe “jumps” in a famous photograph taken by uberphotographer Phillippe Halsman; while Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (er–excuse me –“Brangelina”) “jumped” at the opening night performance of “Jump” at New York’s Union Square Station….And….David Lee Roth jumps….

David Lee Roth 1

  And….

Evel Knievel 3

Evel Knievel jumps….”Good-bye Evel Knievel”

(P.S. If–I, Renee Ashley Baker, “Star In” a motion picture with Brad Pitt I will “Executive Produce” the motion picture and Disney will distribute the motion picture in movie theatres worldwide….Wanna be in a comedy Brad?  The place will be jumping –er–I mean–Angie will be on that set ! )

MOVIE TUESDAY: THE BRANGELINA EXPRESS

November 19, 2007

                           The Brangelina Express 

What a ride!

Item: The first baby picures taken of  Brad and Angelina’s baby “Shiloh”.  Price Paid: $7 million (Brangelina donated the $7 mil to charity).

Item 2: Pad at the Waldorf Astoria Tower  (has 5 bedrooms, a library, 6 baths, and a huge gourmet kitchen).   Price: Brangelina are paying $100,000 per month which–comes out to $1.2 million dollars per year).

Item 3: Moby sized yacht.  Price: $268 million dollars (Brangelina must be rich!)

Buell Lightning and Angelina Jolie

Item 4: Lightning strikes twice for Lara Croft.  (Brangelina–er–I mean — Angelina– rides solo on this very expensive Buell Lightning motorcycle….)

Item 5: Beowulf          Price: $8 per ticket (not counting popcorn and a large soda…)

Beowulf

BRANGELINA: HUNTING MOBY DICK?

August 17, 2007

Brad & Angelina

Brad & Angelina to buy a $268 million dollar yacht….

special thanks: Hot Online News