Go Fund Renee Ashley Baker
November 22, 2018
Dear Readers, Fans, Followers and Friends (of Renee Ashley Baker)
This, I must confess , has been an “interesting year”. Like Deb Antney looking through the window blinds at one of those Love & Hip Hop ‘nuts’ I am both in and out at the same time. I, Renee Ashley Baker, am in business but the ‘industry’ is in a ‘sanitorium’. Still, though, I got some things done–I made some progress !!! Since I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been in California, I, Renee Ashley Baker have written 10 new songs (however, I can’t perform them on stage because of my knee injury !!!). I, Renee Ashley Baker, designed three new ‘collections’ : The ‘Sun Louie’ Luxury Line (for Neiman Marcus ) The ‘Helene Fourment by Rubens’ Plus Size Line (for Neiman Marcus exclusively) and my newest a fictional character I created called ‘King Kat aka GWOP Lord of Baltimore’ (all because my Maternal Grandmother’s maiden name is ‘CALVERT’ !!!). I, Renee Ashley Baker, am saddened that the ‘Entertainment Industry’ is in dissaray because of the ‘sex offenders of Hollywood’….!!!
Anyway, to those who really want to help Renee Ashley Baker fund my ‘Go Fund Me’ projects (above and down below). That way I’ll ‘survive’ until my New York lawyers get those “licensing agreements’ in the fax machines.
Do Be Thankful, anyway, for whatever it is ‘you DO have’ and Do have a ‘Happy Thanksgiving 2018’ !!! And In the parting words of D.J. Akademiks : “I’M OUT !!!” (But just until December 1, 2018 when I’ll be baaaaaaaaack !!!)
P.S. Happy Thanksgiving to my talented relatives Miguel and Lendell Ashley. Miguel is the Grammy Nominated musical genius (sound engineer) who has worked with Whitney Houston, Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, Beyonce Knowles among others. And Lendell Ashley is an upstart Rapper and Record Producer who I am hoping will return to his music !!!
above Lady Irma /Erma and her “relative” Lord Baltimore Calvert !!! Lord Baltimore came over from England and founded the 13th Colony aka Baltimore !!! Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Lady Irma/Erma ) was a U.S. Air Force Mother, a U.S. Army Wife, and an Eastern Star (as Mr. Ashley was also a Mason !!!)
NOW….JFK ASSASSINATION REMEMBRANCE !!!
WHAT–IS RENEE ASHLEY BAKER THANKFUL FOR ?
Above, CP Industries Owners and Licensing Partners ….CoCo Gabrielle Chanel and Pierre Wertheimer, 1st Baron Rothschild, Al Marcus, Herbert Neiman and Jeffrey Bezos (aka the Richest Man in the World !!!)
CP INDUSTRIES / CP IRREVOCABLE TRUST NEW LICENSING PROSPECTS
1. USAF TOTE BAG (For Paris Hilton if she wants this License).
2. Leggings & Hoodie by Digital WallPaper Plus Size (For Kate Hudson if she wants this License however I currently await an answer on this collection from a major Retailer).
3. Holiday Party Plates by Digital Wallpaper. “Bat, Dr. Eyes. Sleepy Hollow” (For Pippa Middleton if she wants this License).
The Above Licenses Contingent Upon:
(a) Quick Closing by December 31, 2018 and
(b) An “At Signing” Cash Advance of $_____ (payable to Renee Ashley Baker dba CP Industries/CP Irrevocable Trust) plus a Royalty of ___%.
If the above named Parties do not want the above named Licenses from CP Industries/CP Irrevocable Trust the USAF Tote and Holiday Plates Licenses will “go to” Mr. Jeff Bezos and Amazon Inc.
ALREADY ALLOTTED CP INDUSTRIES/ CP IRREVOCABLE TRUST LICENSES:
4. Helene Fourment by Rubens (for Neiman Marcus exclusively).
5. Canvas and Leather Sneaker Licenses (for 2 European Sneaker Manufacturers).
6. Bluetooth Graphic Art Speaker Licenses for Bang & Olufsen and Sony ).
7 “Baller and Lil Ump” Emoji children’s Rainwear & children’s Sleepwear Licenses. and “This Day In History” Renee Ashley Baker Graphic Spiral Notebook License (for Jeff Bezos and Amazon Inc exclusively). However, NO Helene Fourment by Rubens Products are to be sold by Jeff Bezos’s Amazon Inc. And Mr. Jeff Bezos and Amazon Inc will not–NOT–be sold everything by ReneeAB9 on Zazzle. The ReneeAB9 “Zazzle Store” will be SHUT DOWN and the Products presently not “Licensed” will be DISCONTINUED !!! Note: The ReneeAB9 “RedBubble Collection” may be “Licensed” as part of the Bezos/Amazon “deal”.
OTHER CP INDUSTRIES/ CP IRREVOCABLE TRUST LICENSES:
8. Wertheimer Licenses (Cashmere by Renee, Sun Louie and 8-11 Below)
9. CP Watch Company (for Rolex of Switzerland exclusively).
10 Irmagard Handbags (for Tiffany & Co exclusively)
11. ReneeAB9 Furniture Collection (for Roche Bobois exclusively).
12. Rothschild “Champagne Socialite Cocktails”.
13. The “Dena Collection” Handbags (for Persia !!! AKA Tehran Business Men ).
14. “Digital WallPaper” (Leggings & Hoodies) or Some Other Collection.
P.S. I, Renee Ashley Baker, can keep my store on RedBubble if–Redbubble gives Me a Sponsorship for My IGTV Show. (I will be SHUTTING DOWN My Zazzle Store because of the Impending Merchandise Licenses outlined above. !!! )
Renee Ashley Baker dba CP Industries and dba CP Irrevocable Trust
BACK STORY: Once Again, I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “stranded” in Santa Ana CA because I left Colorado without “money from Harvey Levin” (who as I understood it wanted me to “get up off that couch and do a TV Show” !!!). However, Harvey Levin did not pay the $70,000 and my “client” (rapper Lendell Ashley) did NOT get a “recording contract” from Bad Boy nor from Atlantic (although I told Lendell to go to Sony Red/Orhard and sign a deal for his “own label” as Lendell is a “talented Rapper and Record Producer !!!”).
WHATS FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER?
Truffle Stuffing by NYTimes Recipes
WHAT’S NEW AND HOW TO ADVERTISE
(ENTREPRENEURS AND BUSINESS MEN !!!)
View My New Video (click link) :
HOW TO BUY A SPOT !!!
An Interview With Renee” !!!
Advertise Your Business, Your Company, Your Product, Your Service in a 60 minute “Interview with Renee” on Instagram TV (IGTV)
Cost: $2500 per Interview (10 “interview slots” available)
SHOUT OUT TO MR CHATCHAVAL OF THAILAND:
I’d Love To Have Your Newly Acquired “FORTUNE MAGAZINE” Sponsor My IGTV Show !!!
SHOUT OUT TO MR. JIM BELOSIC OF SHORTSTACK !!!
I’d love to have your Company sponsor My IgTV Show !!!
NOW….BLACK FRIDAY & CYBER MONDAY !!!
Black Friday Shopping At Neiman Marcus !!!
(click link below)
Cyber Monday (Designed by Renee Ashley Baker) Shopping Online !!!
Hoodies and Lounge Wear !!!
(click link below)
GWOP Lord, Coca Cola Art Gallery and Christmas Morning Gazette Collections of Wall Art, Photography Prints, Tote Bags, Cell Phone Cases and Coffee Mugs !!!
(click link below)
NOW…MORE CHRISTMAS GIFT SHOPPING !!!
LUXURY TRAVEL ITEMS !!!
EVERYTHING BELOW IS MONOGRAMMABLE !!!
above Shipton Heneage Monogrammed Velvet Slipper $450, Pantherella Monogrammed Cashmere Socks, Mark and Graham Monogrammed Leather Tags, Personalization Mall Elegant Monogrammed Massage Soap with Rope.
EVERYTHING BELOW IS PORTABLE !!!
above Diana candle by Slatkin, Chanel La Creme, Davek Mini Umbrella, and Bang & Olufsen Blue Tooth Portable Speaker (which would be even more beautiful with a Renee Ashley Baker “Graphic Design” !!!)
TRAVELING WITH BABY ?
The Happ Brand Luxury Diaper Bag is the Best (click link below)
BEST JEWELRY TO TRAVEL WITH ?
SEEKING HOODIE COMFORT ?
above “The Renee Ashley Baker Portrait Travel Hoodie” designed by Renee Ashley Baker
Stainless Steel Travel FLASK !!!
AND….COMING SOON TO A NEIMAN MARCUS NEAR YOU….
THE SUN LOUIS COLLECTION (A 10pc Set !!!)
NOW….ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THAT “TRAVELING MAN” ?
above Three “love experts” (aka top Matchmakers) who can find Renee Ashley Baker a “Husband” (who by the way has to be Male, Caucasian/Jewish, and a Millionaire or Billionaire !!!).
WHO ELSE IS THANKFUL THIS THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY ?
above Stormi Chicago !!!
ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
For Store Buyers and Fashion Buyers
Christmas Merchandise (click link below)
A CONNECTICUT YANKEE AT HOME !!!
(Renee Ashley Baker’s New House in Connecticut !!!)
Visit Renee Ashley Baker (On Pinterest, on YouTube, on Soundcloud, on Instagram and at ReneeAB9 Online Gazette !!!)
NOW MUSIC VIDEOS !!! by RENEE ASHLEY BAKER !!!
NOW MOORE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER BELOW !!!
“IRMA’S HOUSE OF NUMBERS” ( COUNTING THE KENNEDY CONSPIRACY )
To Buy Book Click Link Below !!!
INSTAGRAM: RENEEAB9 GAZETTE
FACEBOOK: RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
NOW…. READ DOWN TO “CATCH UP” ON CELEBRITY NEWS !!!
CELEBRITY NEWS: WHO’S DOING WHAT TO WHOM !!!
#1 Tekashi69 (#InJail)
Ya’ll know how ridiculous this whole thing looks but, they’re out there, messin with the Entertainment Industry—the real gangsters !!! Where did all the “performers” go ? Rainbow haired #6ix9ine is badder than #JohnGotti ? Anyway, fans here it is:
READ STORY BELOW (click link)
#2 Blac Chyna Skin Whitening Cream
Ya’ll know that Blac Chyna aka Angela Renee White is partnering with skin whitening cream Whitenicious !!! Well , skin whitening isn’t new !!! It’s been around since Diana Ross and The Jacksons !!! I do admit that I, Renee Ashley Baker, would often, years ago, use Esoterica but I haven’t used any such product lately as the results I’m seeing on celebrities these days make the skin look “chalky white” !!!
READ STORY BELOW (click link):
#3 MALIA OBAMA’S RICH WHITE BOYFRIEND !!!
Ya’ll know these important Black Women have gotten back with White Men !!! It was a ‘thing’ years ago and now it’s back. So, I, Renee Ashley Baker, am too looking for that Man, that Husband and He must be Male, Jewish / Caucasian, 40-80 years of age and a Millionaire or Billionaire !!! Now, just who is Malia’s rich white guy ?
READ STORY BELOW (click link)
#4 BILL COSBY’S NET WORTH
Ya’ll remember back in the 1980’s when Dr. Huxtable ruled TV and was the American Dad before Fox31’s American Dad made HIS “animated debut”. Anyway, Bill Cosby was worth $400 Million (Dollars !!!) . Will Bill Cosby be sued by 60 “casting couch” Victims ? Well, here is what Bill is worth now….
READ STORY BELOW (click link):
#5 MATT LAUER : A SEX OFFENDER’S NEW LIFE
Ya’ll may or may not know that I, Renee Ashley Baker, was in Colorado, being verbally “coerced” to do business with (to hire) persons (women) whose names later turned up on the New York Times “Sex Offender Victims” List. This includes Uma Thurman, Mira Sorvino, Lindsey Lohan, Alyssa Milano, Jennifer Hudson, etc etc etc plus Halle Berry and Taranji Henson who are managed by an accused “sex offender” Italian Talent Manager Vincent Cirrincione !!!). Read about NBC’s sex offender “Homely Matt”.
READ STORY BELOW (click link ):
#6 THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY’S ’83 SEX OFFENDERS’
Ya’ll have been following the story so here is a “round up” of the “accused” !!!
READ STORY BELOW (click link):
THE ‘VIDEO’ REPORTS (WHO’S DOING WHAT TO WHO !!!)
#7 MUSIC INDUSTRY 101: SAMPLING AND BEATS AND WHO MAKES THE MONEY. VIEW VIDEO STORY BELOW
#8 NEW KID ON THE YOUTUBE STREETS: CELEBRITY GOSSIPER ARMON WIGGINS !!! VIEW VIDEO BELOW !!!
NEW TEKASHI NEWS — UPDATES 11/23/2018 FRIDAY !!!
(LIKE O.J. SIMPSON, CAN TEKASHI BEAT THE CASE ?)
TEKASHI CHARGES DROPPED ?
LOVELYTI2002’S TAKE ON TEKASHI
OLD TEKASHI INDICTED NEWS
#9 REAL TALK: GANGSTER TALK FOR REAL !!! VIEW VIDEO BELOW !!!
#10 TEKASHI69 UPDATES AS REPORTED BY D J AKADEMIKS:
The “NO” List Below:
NO TO BOSE. NO TO CHRISTIAN DIOR. NO to Oprah Winfry, No to OWN Network, No to Netflix, No to CBS, No to Paramount, No to AT&T, No to Warner Bros, No to Universal, No to UMG, No to DECCA, No to NBC, No to ICM, No to William Morris, No to UTA, No to “Broke Melanie Griffith” . No to the NFL !!! No to Broadway !!! No to the Music Industry !!!
The “YES” List Below: Yes to MEN !!! Yes to CP INDUSTRIES !!!
Yes to The Wertheimers, Yes to The Rothschilds, Yes To The Neiman Marcus Family, Yes To Rolex of Switzerland, Yes to Roche Bobois of France, Yes To Tiffany & Co of New York, Yes To Bang & Olufsen, Yes To Sony Corp, and Yes To Mr. Jeff Bezos aka The “Richest Man in the World” !!! (But No Music Albums and No Movie Projects for Mr. Bezos !!!)
NO TO THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY !!!
ABOUT “CP” : For those who want to know Dr. CP’s father is a Caucasian Man of German Irish descent who is also a Millionaire !!!
NO TO CARDI B —BECAUSE “THE STREETS” WILL NOT LEAVE HER NAME ALONE !!!
ANNOUNCEMENT: CARDI B OUT OF MOTION PICTURE “SORRY WRONG NUMBER” !!!
(Because of “Santa Ana California” I, Renee Ashley Baker, can no longer “consider” rapper Card B as the “lead” in the Renee Ashley Baker motion picture comedy, “Sorry Wrong Number”. Renee Ashley Baker, will Star In the motion picture comedy “Sorry Wrong Number” for Walt Disney Corporation in 7-15 years OR after–Renee Ashley Baker Stars In “dramatic roles” opposite leading men: Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pratt, Tom Hanks, Harrison Ford, Jeremy Irons, Christian Bale, Charlie Hunnam, Jake Gyllenhall, Ryan Reynolds, Daniel Craig, Brad Pitt Leonardo DiCaprio, Kevin Costner, Mel Gibson and Bruce Willis (not Demi Moore too)….
HOWEVER RENEE ASHLEY BAKER MUST LAUNCH CP INDUSTRIES FIRST (INCLUDING LICENSES) AND THEN THE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER MOTION PICTURES WILL BE SIGNED EXCLUSIVELY TO WALT DISNEY CORPORATION ( 7-15 YEARS !!!)