Archive for March, 2018

Happy PassOver / Easter ! plus Luxury !!! Most Expensive, Millionaires, Billionaires !!! Jewelry, Pet Fashions, French Riviera, (plus Crime Watch and Celebrity News !!!)

March 28, 2018


Passover 2018

And… “Happy Easter Everybody”  signed Esther….

Hi Esther and Ed !!!

Easter Sunday 2017

Serendipity 3


TRY  SERENDIPITY 3 (New York City !!!)

xmas Swarovski jewelry

Easter Outfit:  Add Jewels From The Austrian Royal Family  ….Swarovski !!!

Dogs Compete In The 139th Annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show

SNOOPY  STILL TAKES  FIRST  PRIZE !!!  NEW YORK, NY –  #ThrowBack Thursday….Miss P ?  A 15 inch beagle from the hound group, wins the Best in Show award of the Westminster Kennel Club dog show after being shown by William Alexander on February 17, 2015 in New York City. The show, which is in its 139th year and is called the second-longest continuously running sporting event in the United States, includes 192 dog breeds and draws nearly 3,000 global competitors. (Photo by Andrew Burton/Getty Images)


From Canine Styles Of Course !!!

Cote d Azur


Renee Ashley Baker (hopefully to become) Menswear Designer (for The Wertheimers, Neiman Marcus, Harrods). Gold Watch Designer (for CP Watch Company at Rolex). $9000 Handbag Designer (at Tiffany & Co).  A  Champagne Cocktail Designer (for The Rothschilds) and now…Talent Manager !!!

Hopefully Renee Ashley Baker will be able to get her “first Client” (first “ACT”)  a Record Deal,  a Label Deal, and  a Partial Sale of  His “36 song”  SONG CATALOG !!!





Tactical life Fanny Pack Gun Carry




Announcement 5

Colorado is still “saying it wrong” so—Renee Ashley Baker’s answer is still No to Melanie Griffith, No to Charlize Theron, No to Madonna, and No to Oprah Winfrey). 

No to OWN Network, No to NBC, No to ABC, No to Fox TV. No  to CBS. And No to ICM,   No to Dennis Quaid, No to Robert DeNiro, No to Madonna.  No to Charlize Theron….No to all others that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to !!!  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be going from Denver to New York….(Not  Denver to Los Angeles !!! )



MC News Below on the ReneeAB9 Gazette Gossip Page !!! Washington News, Donald Trump Jr, Hollywood News, Will Smith, Hip Hop News (plus Music Videos, Chris Brown, 21 Savage, Bloc Boy, K Michele , and Tasha K !!!)

March 20, 2018



Baller Socks” (Fashion For Him. Below a front/back view)



President Donald Trump (The Lawsuits Are Coming In People)

STORY 1: Click Here:

Donald Trump Jr divorce

Donald Trump Jr. (If They Stay Married She Won’t Have To Testify Against Him, Right ?) 

STORY 2: Click Here:

STORY 3:  Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Divorce ? (Well, Denver, You’ve Finallly Did It !!!) 

The Weinstein Company

Weinstein Company Files for Bankruptcy: Well, some of us feel vindicated (and I won’t be using CAA or any other  Talent Agency for my deal with ATT Hughes Direct TV –if I get that deal)…

STORY 4  Click Here:


McMafia  McMafia 2

Best New TV Show

  STORY 5:  ” McMafia” (AMC).  So this is where the “MEN” went to.  It’s interesting to see how they work this.  However, in the real #McMafia World you get “1000 #Security Cams per Block” with each and every “Happy Meal”.

(“Would you like to STEAL fries with that order ? ”  )

Worst New Celeb Couple Break Up : 

STORY 6:  21Savage and Amber Rose 

21 and Amber

(“21Savage,  A Man Who Won’t Put Down His Gun For The Woman He Loves…. But Maybe He’ll Put it Down For The $30 Million He Should Probably Earn ?….Duh ?)

Most Stupifying Plastic Surgery Phenom

STORY 7:  Butt Cheeks:  The Problem 


From Chris Brown, Tay K, Bloc Boy and Rennie (“Renee”) Rucci …

.(Who has her own natural curves, by the way !!!)

Paul  Wall  (Sittin Sideways—Houston Texas)


2 Chainz !!!





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St. Paddy’s Day 2018 ! St. Patrick’s Day 2018 ! Music Videos, Irish Rappers, Dublin, Ireland, Irish, Boston, New York,

March 16, 2018








Renee Ashley Baker portrait

Renee Ashley Baker is planning to Star In “The Renee Ashley Baker RealityTV Show” which (hopefully) will be broadcast on ATT Hughes DirectTV  (and will be produced by H L Productions ).  Renee Ashley Baker will make $1 Million Dollars Per Show !!!  Below Renee Ashley Baker’s Condo at 50 United Nations Plaza in New York City.  And Chateau Renee  on the Cote D’Azur !!!   (Bye  Y’ALL !!! )


Cote d Azur

londong 5 changing-the-guard-band-

The Kennedys

President John F Kennedy in Rocking Chair






Music Video “Fairytales” Below….plus “D is for Diamonds” Lyrics by Renee Ashley Baker Music prod by Paupa. plus”Voices” Music prod by Mubz. Lyrics by Renee Ashley Baker. plus Renee Ashley Baker & The Men: In London !!! A #RealityTV Series Hopefully To Be Broadcast by ATT Hughes Direct TV.

March 8, 2018

Gothic Voices


Chorus written and sung


Renee Ashley Baker. 

Copyright 2018 by CP Irrevocable Trust.  Music by Mubz.  Copyright by Mubz.           

Chorus (sung–begins at 31 sec)

Wake Up The Spirits I’m Hearing Voices

They’re Getting Nearer, They Give Me Choices 

They Beckon Me To Come and See 

They Sound So Loud, They’re Calling Me

Wake Up The Spirits I’m Hearing Voices

They’re Getting Nearer, They Give Me Choices 

They Beckon Me To Come and See 

They Sound So Loud, They’re Calling Me

I , Renee Ashley Baker, think I’d like to use this song on my “proposed” Disney motion picture “Sons”.  Shout Out To Mubz:  I, Renee Ashley Baker, would    like “All” rights please !!!


So, I’ll hopefully be in London in May  2018 for The #RoyalFamily’s  #Royal Wedding !!!  (Although my invitation seems to have gotten lost in the mail ….lol…).  My plan is to tape 13 Reality TV Shows in London and 13 in Paris France !!!  Of course, I’m planning some “musical numbers” like maybe recording 5-10 songs at Abbey Road Recording Studios in London.  I’m making my “Long List of Brits” that I’d like to have “guest star” on my show…. So far, I’ve got on my List….

Possible Music Guests:  1. The Rolling Stones  2. Duran Duran  3. Tricky  4. Rag N Bone Man  5. Devlin  6.Casis Dead    7. Stormzy. 

Possible Things To Do in London ?  (Well, that’s the “Show” so I’m not going to be “giving it away”….). 

Anyway, I’m writing some rap songs for myself (Renee Ashley Baker) to perform on the Show in London….

        I, Renee Ashley Baker, am studying “rap techniques” but I’m NOT there yet. So, I’ll ask my relative (Lendell Ashley ) to write and sing the Man’s rap verses.  I want this, my new  rap song, to be a story about a man who is “D for Double Crossed” by a chick who loves not him but loves “D for Diamonds”…. 

“D is for Diamonds”

See how they glimmer and sparkle and shine .

R is for Rhymin 

Like how I “spit it” a flow binge that’s mine.

S is for Simon 

Like Simon says I will do what he say. 

T is for Timing

Won’t split my winnings I’ll be on my way.

(Verses–rapped by Man)

(Repeat Chorus–sung by Female)

D is for Diamonds (begins at 1:17 sec)   

See how they glimmer and sparkle and shine .

R is for Rhymin 

Like how I “spit it” a flow binge that’s mine.

S is for Simon 

Like Simon says I will do what he say. 

T is for Timing

Won’t split my winnings I’ll be on my way. 


Below, is my other new “rap song” check it out, it’s called, “i”

  “i” (I) lyrics  by Renee Ashley Baker.  Copyright 2018 by CP Irrevocable Trust. 

Music by ____. Copyright by ____. 

Music : 4 Bars  Lyrics begin:  21 sec

(Verse 1.  Begin at 21 sec)

STOKE   when I  “wit”  I

BLOKE  when I “Brit” I 

JOKE when I “kid” I 

CLOAK when I’m “hid” I 

POKE when I’m “fit” I 

BROKE when I “bid” I 

(elephant roar)  SMOKE when I “hit” I   

TOQUE when I “lid” I

SPOKE  when I “sit”  I 

FOLK when I “flit”  I

OAK when I “pit”  I

CHOKE when  I  “skit”  I

MOKE when I “skrrit”  I

(elephant roar) STROKED when I “split” I

(Verse 2. Begins at 1:02 sec)

FLOAT   when  I “lit” it 

QUOTE  when I “spit” it

BLOAT when I “bit” it

TOTE when I “get” it 

DOTE when I “tit” it

COAT when I “fit” it 

(elephant roar)  THROAT when I’m wit him

BOAT when I “sprit”  it

NOTE when I  “Chit” it

SMOTE when I “hit” it 

GLOAT  when  I “win” it 

MOAT  when  I  “sip”  it 

VOTE   when   I “writ”   it

(elephant  roar)  WROTE  when I “did” it


Now, Enjoy….London !!!! 

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

London 4

londong 5 changing-the-guard-band-

Duran Duran 2018 Tour

Rag N Bone Man


SHOUT OUT TO COURVOISIER AND MOVADO:    My talented relative Lendell drinks  Courvoisier and worships Movado (“Art in Time”…)





This song “Fairytales” is one of my favorite songs by #LendellAshley feat. #Dez (Prod by #Boozilla !!!)

Abbey Road Recording Studios.jpg




You will not, NOT, have business dealings with Renee Ashley Baker.  Therefore all of the Renee Ashley Baker “productions” and “CP Industries” will be “moved to Europe” !!!  Where Renee Ashley Baker plans to give up citizenship in the United States and become a “citizen of France”…. You Colorado HoBos are  “still” walking around “pretending” that You have the “business” of the “rap music industry” . If–IF–this is true then I, Renee Ashley Baker, want nothing to do with rappers.  (Only with those who are related to me….meaning Lendell and Miguel !!!)

NO to Brittany K (and No to the “other” Love and Hip Hop Rappers).  And Colorado knows why !!!  

(Yes, to Waka Flocka if–I need him to audition for an acting role )

No to OWN Network (No to Oprah Winfrey)

No to Beyonce Knowles, No to Missy Elliot, No to Rihanna,  No to The Jacksons. No to Aretha Franklin. No to CardiB. No to YoungMA, No to Lil Kim, No to RemyMa, No to DreamDoll, No to Katy Perry, No to Madonna and No to Iggy Azalea (BRITS ONLY !!!) 

P.S. I want the State of Colorado to know that they  are still not–NOT–in business with Renee Ashley Baker !!!


Best Actor Gary Oldman for “Darkest Hour !” Academy Awards 2018 !!! (Hollywood Reporter, Variety, New York Times, Los Angeles Times, Movies, Cinema)….

March 4, 2018

   Best Actor Winston Churchill…. 


   Best Actor Gary Oldman  for “Darkest Hour !”

 Gary Oldman Winner for Darkest Hour

      Best Actress  Frances McDormand for “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri” !!!


The Walt Disney Corporation   

The first “motion picture” that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “Star In” (if I ever got a deal) would be for Disney  Studios but it will not be a “comedy”.    I, Renee Ashley Baker, have 20 motion pictures on my “proposed” Disney slate and 18 would “Star” Me, Renee Ashley Baker in the “Leading Lady” role….

Academy Awards 90

Oscar Winners 2018 (The Complete List) :

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Disney Studios

      As a woman, who has been coming in and out of Los Angeles (since I was 17 1/2 years old) some (in the movie industry) “know” that I, Renee Ashley Baker, “know better” ….However….it happened anyway.  “Sideways Disaster”.   Not only to Me (in the Siberia  aka “Crip Town/Juarez” Denver / Aurora/ Englewood Colorado)  but to “actresses” getting “caught up in” Harvey Weinstein’s “smelly bathrobe” !!!  (Actresses who I, Renee Ashley Baker, wouldn’t need because I, Renee Ashley Baker, will always the “Leading Lady” in all of The Renee Ashley Baker Motion Pictures).  So, I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “out” and I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “stay out” until I, Renee Ashley Baker, have signed a “Big Deal” with say Walt Disney Corporation, for 20 motion pictures. It would have to be at $50 Million Dollars per year, and I’d have to have a “production  office”  ON THE DISNEY LOT !!!  Anyway, I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to be in London and Paris taping 26 Reality TV Shows for ATT Hughes Direct TV (to be produced by H L Productions).  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am looking forward to seeing parts “outside the U.S.”  like China (who now owns the American film industry), and  see India who now owns the American film industry   (and owns Dreamworks Studios as well ). 

         I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “living and loving” in Europe because I , Renee Ashley Baker, am “tired” of a poor  “Crip” and a poor “Mexican” trying to tell me (Renee Ashley Baker) what to do  !!!    It is these “Crips” and “Mexicans” who have made me “hate” Universal Studios, hate ICM, hate Dennis Quaid , hate Nicholas Cage , Charlize Theron, and several others (that I shouldn’t be “hating”)  !!! 

        I , Renee Ashley Baker, am hoping to be in Los Angeles shortly to meet with HL (and sign with ATT Hughes Direct TV in El Segundo).  It’s going to cost me $815 (not $535) per night to stay at the Four Seasons Beverly Wilshire Hotel !!!

Oscar Nite  Festivities

For Backstory Visit: Oscars Go !!!

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What was Renee Ashley Baker’s choice for “Best Picture ? “

“Dunkirk” because it’s about the Men of War (like my Father Mr. Ashley a U.S. Army Man and like my Brother, James, who served 28 years in the U.S. Air Force !!!)


A Fictional Crime Thriller

written by

Renee Ashley Baker

Copyright 2017 by Renee Ashley Baker

THE SEA HAG who’s eyes were cold and gray and squinty, floated, high, and at a slightly left angle, to the USMC Marine who stood shoulder to shoulder next to her.  The USMC Marine was wearing full dress navy and white regalia and was saluting (and inviting) with the words “join” and “corps” in big white letters.  Daniel had been seeing these two every day for three months now and suspected that the billboard company would soon be “exchanging” the “odd pair” for a new pairing at a cost of–what did Patima tell him–$50,000 per billboard ?  And for what ?  For maybe a three month run?  Patima, his long time fiancee, had wanted him to advertise his practice.  Patima, a “high ranking female ad exec on Madison Avenue had told him that generations X,Y, and Millennial would respond positively and bring business to the newly opened psychiatric practice. A newly opened practice of “young turks” who’d rented “swanky” chrome and glass offices on Manhattan’s “trust fund ladened” Upper West Side.  Daniel approached the door of the Starbucks and pulled, allowing the smiling bifocaled woman to exit, then, he entered taking note.  By 10am the morning crowd had waned and he took a seat at his usual table, dropping his folded New York Times while simultaneously pulling out his smartphone  (he dialed using just his right thumb).  James had asked him to “look into” something because he was having a problem with one of his cases. You see, James worked for the Federal Bureau of Investigation (the F.B.I.) and he would often seek “his” thoughts on this thing or that thing or anything that “involved abhorrent behavior”.

James and he had been contemporaries, and buddies (and playmates since they were little boys). You see James was his first cousin, the son of his Mother’s eldest sister.  And there was a “third” member of their “tightly-knit” relative only “blood-group”.  A third cousin named “Jalal”.  (The “D’Artagnan” of the group if you will).  Daniel waited while it rang on the other end.  Daniel  focused his eyes on the story about New York’s still notorious and uncaught killer. A killer that had every young man in New York city on “alert”.   A killer that had been ridiculously named “Smiley”.   Lilly-the-Barrista placed his $4 “carmel macchiato” in front of him, then took the $10 bill from the table and smiled. He smiled back(gentlemanly, not sexily) then went back to reading about that “terrifying” New York monster “curiously” (and ridiculously) named “The Smiley Face Killer”….

***”Sons” is dedicated to my Mother, the Great Matriarch, Lady Irma/Erma… (Will Smith will not be cast in this motion picture….)


Renee Ashley Baker & The Men : In London !!!

The Churchill


  Renee Ashley Baker  Below !!!