Archive for November, 2016

Cyber Monday !!! Happy Thanksgiving 2016 !!! President John F Kennedy, Christmas Shopping, New York….

November 23, 2016



above, Renee Ashley Baker and Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Lady Irma/Erma).  Did I tell you –my 2,900,000-6,000,000 “viewers”– that my Mother (pictured above) owned a mini-mansion in St. Louis Missouri that had “gold leaf” in the wall paper ?    My Mother’s house was a “mini-mansion” that had been brought over piece by piece from France (by a Jewish St. Louis court Judge !!!)





    Did you know that during President Kennedy’s Presidency Jackie (aka FLOTUS) wore all “faux” ?   The story goes that Jack (aka The President) balked at buying “designer couture” so Jackie wore every “copy”.  (The leopard coat Jackie Kennedy wore was a copy of the real (genuine) one owned by my Mother Lady Irma/Erma).  The pink suit Jackie wore on “that” day was a copy a “knock off” of a Chanel original…Below President Kennedy’s cars (the 1961 Lincoln Limousine and his Secret Service Car –a 1956 Cadillac).





FUR by  Gorski !!!

 (Neiman Marcus Fur Salon)




(above Gorski Coat and Gorski Voyager Cape !!!)

Holiday Shoe Wear ?

  Jimmy Choo !!!



Designed by Renee Ashley Baker

(Below Santa Christmas Plate, Wine Caddy, Graphic Mug, Christmas Hoodie Dress, and Renee Ashley Baker Sweatshirt)


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Visit ReneeAB9 Store (On Zazzle)

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(“Yes, There Will Be White Rappers”)


DEMO “911” (Chase Scene) written by Renee Ashley Baker

«911 Chase Scene» by Renee Ashley Baker
©2016 by CP Irrevocable Trust
note: Lyrics won’t be in this foot chase scene–middle eastern instrumental music only!!!
911, what is your emergency?
Man with a gun, tell em it’s an urgency
Stay on the line, I dont think he’s gonna play
Mack with a 9, that is what he came to say
911, what is your emergency?
Man with a gun, tell em it’s an urgency
Hang on the line, I dont think he’s gonna play
Mack with a 9, that is what he came to say
911 what is your emergency?
Man with a gun, crazy as he wanna be
Plays like a spoof, trying to rehearse his lines
Man on the roof, saying that he lost his mind
Poor Charlie END–O
Doesn’t have a friend so
Plotting a new trend yo
Sighting through a window
Living was so last year
Charlie wants to smell fear
Now its coming all clear
Aiming at a TALL Deer
“TRACKS” (Theme Song)
lyrics and melody by Renee Ashley Baker
copyright 2016 by CP Irrevocable Trust
(in a slow jazzy style)
V.O. (Operator)
“911 What is your emergency?”
SOUND (Ambulance siren–the European kind)
 (verse 1)
Gold into wine
They’ll never break me
Blood from the vine
They didn’t «MAKE» me
Starting at One
Then count to zero
Man with a gun
Testing a HERO
I’m not here, I’m on the SUN
I’m not leaving, GOT to run
(verse 2)
Me adding you
Right calculation
Heart beating too
Right palpitation
Smell of her hair
I’ll only wonder
If she’s aware
I’m coming like thunder
I’m not here, I’m on the SUN
I’m not leaving, GOT to run
(music interlude–bridge–instrumental)
(verse 3)
Wave of my hand
Just like Houdini
Swimming through sand
Blink like a Genie
World spinning round
They’d like to STOP it
All Crashing Down
I’m not here, I’m on the SUN
I’m not leaving, GOT to run
If produced “Tracks” will hopefully star  Renee Ashley Baker, and Mel Gibson.  Mel Gibson, hopefully will Direct.  Renee Ashley Baker will “Executive Produce” and Disney will release under the banner: “Walt Disney Presents: A Renee Ashley Baker Production, Directed by Mel Gibson…..”
 All songs for the movie “TRACKS” will be co-owned by  CP Irrevocable Trust, Chet Hanks and Sony/Columbia Music.



Renee Ashley Baker

(copyright 1973, 2003)

        So, there they sat, ‘staring’ at one another.  “J” red headed and math smart and worked as a ‘teller’ down at the bank, was sitting in the Ford and in the other truck ‘Lilly’ who counted on her fingers and on her toes sat  in the GM but was ‘smart’ only at ‘locking and loading’.  I glared at one then the other as I stood squeezed between the four headlights on the two 4 x 4 pick ups (that now faced each other).  I had signed off shift at exactly 12 midnight and was all of two blocks from my house when a call came over the ‘CB’ :  Somebody had seen “J” turning up the drive toward Lilly’s house……( “All Great, Small, Hell and DamnATION !”)……  As I looked around, I figured that “J” had come to move the rest of  Vinton’s stuff out of the house and had ‘backed’ into the driveway instead of  ‘pulling in head first’.   Lilly must have been making time ‘SPEEDING’  back from her Mother’s house –which– was at least an hour’s drive away; speeding just so she could block ‘J’s  truck’  off in the driveway and do “what?”.    I looked at one; then the other.  At  blonde ‘Lilly’ then back at red headed  “J.    “J”  probably knew that Vinton had taken the ‘shotgun’ out of the house; but what “J” probably DIDN’T  know was that ‘Lilly’ kept a loaded 38 caliber snub nose Smith & Wesson –a police special–taped under the dashboard of her truck.  And me ( standing in the middle, while it ‘dripped’ rain) I, hadn’t  UN-holstered my service weapon.  I don’t know what had transpired during the time, the 20 minutes, that it took me to drive up the mountain–in the pouring rain; but there they sat,  “J” the ‘green eyed’ monster;  and Lilly with the blue eyes (who could ‘lock and load’)….

     I, looked at one; then the other.  The badge pinned on my ‘black’ Stetson faced “J” , then ‘Lilly’.  The ‘silver star’ shined at one, then the other.  At “J” , then at “Lilly”.  It shined from the “glare”  of both their eyes…..  


                            (9 words, spoken at a whisper)

             Please don’t take him just because you can…

                                       FADE OUT   (THE  END)

BACKSTORY:  When I, Renee Ashley Baker,  first wrote this “music video” (back in 1973) of course, I cast myself in the role of “Jolene”.  (Funny how at that time I was even using the “product named Jolene” to color (to bleach) my eyebrows “chestnut red” to match my “chestnut red” hair weave….) However, in these past years, I’ve “changed”  and “grown” and decided that one day I’d like to “direct” and began casting myself in “secondary” even supporting roles…(like the “sheriff” maybe) so that I, Renee Ashley Baker, could in fact, “direct”.

sheriff star on hat

Dolly Parton

BELOW….Renee Ashley Baker’s New York Residence (50 United Nations Plaza) and Renee Ashley Baker’s France House (The House Chanel and a Rothschild Mortgage Bought) and Renee Ashley Baker’s Employer (The New York Times).


50 United Nations Plaza

Cote d Azur

Renee Ashley Baker will be “launching” two companies in France.  They are:  Erma French Perfume and Design, Digital Wallpaper, Celtic Lion/Manly Man, and ReneeAB9 Housewares and Furnishings (all the above hopefully launched with The Wertheimers and with The Rothschilds co-ownership and with Neiman Marcus and Roche Bobois).  Also to be “launched” is Champagne Socialite Cocktails (which hopefully will be launched with The Rothschilds).




ADDENDUM: Created by Renee Ashley Baker

November 21, 2016




  I.  Re: The Erma Foundation (No to Morgan Stanley)

 Since Denver Colorado has been–since 2003–trying to coerce/duress/threaten me to “allow” an IPO (an “initial public offering”)….I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been “fighting with” investment bankers.  Denver Colorado’s  “Criminals”  are saying now that if I won’t have Morgan Stanley investment bank then I won’t get a Rockefeller on the board of The Erma Foundation.  So, since Denver Colorado is still trying to “set up” an investment banker (Colorado is trying to “use” Morgan Stanley) I, Renee Ashley Baker, must “regretfully”  take back my “invitation” to The Rockefeller family to join CP’s and my Board of Directors.  A “Cease and Desist Letter” will be sent to Morgan Stanley from the DOJ (U.S. Justice Department).   My Board of Director invitation still stands to:

1.  Victoria Kennedy

2.  Lady Rothschild

 3. Mark Zuckerberg and Priscilla Zuckerberg

4.  Bill & Melinda Gates  

5.  Bunny Mellon’s representative  

6. HHMI/Howard Hughes Foundation  

7.  The DuPont Foundation

8. _____________

9. _____________


( Alternates are:  The Sulzberger Foundation, The Murdoch Foundation (Rupert and Jerry Murdoch), The McArthur Foundation…. No “invite” to Oprah Winfrey…. No “invite” to Mike Ovitz and regretfully NO “invite” to Leo DiCaprio….)

 II.   Since Denver Colorado “criminals” bus drivers and others continue to threaten my relatives…. I, of course, threatened Denver Colorado back.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, “responded” with plenty such as “an eye for an eye a tooth for a tooth” (I also talked about their bush league Bronco games).  

III.  Still NO to Denver Colorado’s “shakedown” for Robert Redford and for Universal.  (Robert Redford will “go to jail”)

 IV.  Still NO to CBS, No to Paramount, No to Showtime, No to Viacom. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, named CBS in a complaint to the U.S. Justice Department).  Read more “NO” below.




(Colorado’s “EUNUCHS”  have to find someone else to be their “female” and leave Renee Ashley Baker ALONE !!!)


To The Hollywood Reporter, To Variety, To the Foreign Press Association (Golden Globes) to the  Los Angeles Times, and to The New York Times:

   This post is to tell you what Denver Colorado is trying to do…Denver Colorado is trying to “steal” for Chris Botti.  (Sad) But, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not let this happen.

    This post is to tell you what is going on NOW  in this “bush league sex offender cowtown”  called Denver Colorado.   Denver (aka “Colorado’s Criminals”) are trying to “steal from” Chet Hanks and “steal for” Chris Botti.   I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not–NOT–be hiring any “Black Rappers”and –if –there is no “Chet Hanks” (without Tom Hanks) then there will be no “Chris Botti hire”.  This will be the “second” time Denver Colorado’s “filth” has caused me to take Chris Botti’s name off as a “movie composer” for the Renee Ashley Baker motion picture projects.  So, because of “Colorado’s Continuous Criminals” Renee Ashley Baker is not–NOT– going to “hire” Chris Botti.   By the way, I, Renee Ashley Baker, have not “hired” Tom Hanks.

IF–If– I, Renee Ashley Baker, “decide” that “my” motion picture will “go forward” it will “go forward” with Renee Ashley Baker as “Executive Producer and Star”.  My “motion picture”  will “go forward” with Chet Hanks writing/composing “songs” for this motion picture (“Tracks”) and with Walt Disney Corporation being the “studio”with a  “for less than an $80 million dollar budget”( as I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “determine” what the “movie budget” will be, but I, Renee Ashley Baker, state that this “movie budget” will be less than $80 million dollars. And…there will be “NO SOUNDTRACK”.   (Just “movie score” and 2 or 3 “original songs” written and performed by Chet Hanks).

2.  Denver Colorado’s  “bush league sex offenders (aka Crip/Juarez Cartel/Criminals)” are also trying to “set up” a TV project with AT&T for $11 million dollars and Renee Ashley Baker’s answer is “NO” to $11 million dollars from AT&T.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, have already said NO to a “TV series” and I, Renee Ashley Baker, still say “NO” to a TV Special.  ( I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not give TV interviews either).  

  Renee Ashley Baker’s New York “physicians” will not–NOT–approve of Renee Ashley Baker  “working” for at least 3-5 years and will therefore “not approve” of my “accepting” any tv show work from AT&T.  As  AT&T  knows I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not–NOT –be able to “fulfill” any “contracts” and therefore AT&T/Direct TV/Warner Bros  cannot “hire me” to work on any TV Shows.  Once my “physician” gives approval I may–MAY–sign my “exclusive” contract with the Walt Disney Corporation for the previously stated $50 million per year for 20 years.  Until the 3-5 years , I, Renee Ashley Baker:

3.  Will be attending “Parsons School of Design” in New York City (online) and will be launching (in France with The Wertheimers and The Rothschilds) Erma French Perfume and Design, Digital Wallpaper, Celtic Lion/Manly Man (exclusively sold at Neiman Marcus)  and ReneeAB9 Household Furnishings (at Roche Bobois).

4.  This “Denver Colorado Criminality” (coercion / extortion) is why I, Renee Ashley Baker, “fired” Leo DiCaprio and shelved “Tom Cruise”.  That, of course, does leave over 98 “directors” with the DGA (“Movie Directors” are all Renee Ashley Baker’s “choice”).   And Renee Ashley Baker’s “talent agent” will stay “CAA”.


   I, Renee Ashley Baker, have cost the “movie industry” $1 Billion Dollars a year since 2003.   I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “accept” a $90 million – $140 million dollar “out of court civil settlement”.

TO  REITERATE:  If there is no Chet Hanks (then No to Chris Botti) and No to Daryl Hall too. I, Renee Ashley Baker, “can’t stand” a MEXICAN.

6.  The California “movie industry” is  BROKE and I, Renee Ashley Baker, know why.  (NO to all those I, Renee Ashley Baker, have  “previously” said “NO” to. Meaning also NO to Sundance Film Festival and No to Sundance Channel.  A “Cease and Desist Letter” will be sent to Robert Redford by the U.S. Attorney’s Office).

 Piss on Gigi Hadid’s junk.  Piss on Rihanna’s “Black Punk Junk”.  Piss on Gale’s/Gail’s/Gayle’s junk.  Piss on “Squaw Village”….


Renee Ashley Baker’s New York job (The New York Times for a column by Renee Ashley Baker “Living and Loving in New York City”) Renee Ashley Baker’s New York residence (50 United Nations Plaza) and Renee Ashley Baker’s French Riviera House (the house Chanel and a Rothschild Mortgage bought)…..


50 United Nations Plaza

Cote d Azur




About Renee Ashley Baker…President Trump, New York Times, French Riviera, Rothschild Bank….

November 14, 2016


Visit Renee Ashley Baker (On Wix)

Clink Link Below


#NotMyPresident ?

 Oh but he is and I guess HE showed HER…  

So,  I must “teeter” through the  “storm”…

   A  #NewYorker   has   become  #POTUS….






Now, Renee Ashley Baker, LOVES, New York City and Renee Ashley Baker, will, hopefully, write a column for The New York Times to be called, “Living and Loving in New York City”  or called  “#SocietySwag” !!!


I Love New York

“Renee Ashley Baker  Loves New York !!! “

50 United Nations Plaza

Cote d Azur

above Renee Ashley Baker’s New York City residence (50 United Nations Plaza) and Renee Ashley Baker’s France House (The House that  Chanel and a  Rothschild Mortgage bought).  Below  Renee Ashley Baker’s Bank….

Rothschild  Bank

Rothschild Bank logo

Below “Selfies” of Renee Ashley Baker

(photographed 2011-2016)




   I heard that HRH Prince William and HRH Prince Harry (and maybe even HRH Queen Elizabeth II) is reading this “blog” in Buckingham Palace….

     Renee Ashley Baker will “receive” an “out of court settlement” in the amount of $90 million-$140 million via the U.S. Justice Dept.


Re: Renee Ashley Baker’s Businesses

Renee Ashley Baker will launch, in France, in 2017  or 2018, Erma French Perfume and Design,  and Manly Man/Celtic Lion (to be sold through Neiman Marcus stores) and  ReneeAB9 Home Furnishings (hopefully to be sold through Roche Bobois).  Renee Ashley Baker will also launch, in France, “Champagne Socialite Cocktails” (to be “distributed” to liquor stores worldwide by Rothschild Liquors).  Hopefully, The Wertheimers will own 70% and The Rothschilds will own 40% and CP Industries/CP Irrevocable Trust will “own” the remaining 30% and 60% respectively).  

Renee Ashley Baker will be “attending” fashion school at Parson Online.


  The SEC and the F.B.I. will investigate any attempts to “use Renee Ashley Baker’s name” in connection with Morgan Stanley because I have already stated, many times, that Rothschild Bank will remain Renee Ashley Baker’s “only” banker.    Also NO to Citibank, No to Capitol One and definitely NO to HSBC.  

CP Irrevocable Trust will use “one” bank and it’s Rothschild Bank.


This, is what I’ve found out. I found out from a Black male (a stranger) that “The Crips” organization is BROKE. Is this why Colorado has been coercing and extorting up and down the street ? Denver has a hidden Detroit / Chicago (but not California)…. This Colorado coercion/extortion for Crip affilliated “entertainers” is INTERSTATE EXTORTION AND RACKETEERING.

By the way, Renee Ashley Baker’s answer is “NO” to The Bloods too. (Renee Ashley Baker will not–NOT–be the “Banker” for the Crips nor for the Bloods).  No to Sean P Diddy Combs and “No” to Jay’Z’s Tidal Music.


I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not–NOT–be wearing any “real diamonds” on any “movie sets” nor on any “TV sets”.  Dumb Cowtown, Bush League,  Colorado is too stupid to run a “shakedown” or a “jewel heist” the “right” way.  Colorado has the “NO Bling” theft ring….lol.


Still “NO” to broke Melanie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Charlize Theron, No to Robert DeNiro, No to George Clooney, No to Brad Cooper. No to Arnold Schwarzenegger and No to Gale Hurd.  No to Madonna, No to Nicki Manaj, No to Rihanna, No to Beyonce.No to Oprah Winfrey (No to OWN Network) and No to Gayle King.  No to Universal, No to NBC, No to MCA, No to Decca.  No to CBS, No to Paramount, No to Showtime (I, Renee Ashley Baker, filed a “criminal complaint” with the U.S. Justice Department naming CBS Network , Universal, ICM, and five other “companies”.


(on  Instagram)



(on  Twitter)









Election Day 2016 and Veterans Day 2016; POTUS, Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, Washington DC, New York.

November 4, 2016





“I Will Vote….Even  If  It’s  Snowing”


(Memes  and  Gifs  Above  Created  by   Renee Ashley Baker)


For Election Day ….   You Will Vote !!!!  


For Veterans’s Day ….   You Will Honor !!!



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The Beautiful Mrs. A

Above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother  (Lady Irma/Erma) who was a “Soldier’s Wife” (Mr. Ashley, U.S. Army) and A Soldiers Mother (Renee’s brother James, 28 years U.S. Air Force). Below John F. Kennedy Navy man and President of the United States.

President John F Kennedy in the navy

Video Below:  

For The  Vets:  Starring and Directed by Renee Ashley Baker

(A Soldier’s Daughter !!!)  

Video Below:

For The Voters:  Starring Renee Ashley Baker

(Video by Renee Ashley Baker)

(A New Yorker !!!)

Special thanks to the #NewYork “artists” on Twitter for their “art work”….It “made” the video !!!




(Which  Will  You   Choose ?)

















Designed by Renee Ashley Baker

For Him and Her

 (Sneakers and Hoodies for  The Weekend !!!)

Reneeab9 graphic arts high top for men


Manly Man Celtic Lion Non Humor Hoodie



*Hopefully Renee Ashley Baker’s “ReneeAB9” designs  will be sold “exclusively” at Neiman Marcus !!!  


Visit ReneeAB9 Store (On Zazzle)….

Click Link Below


(Designer Footwear For Every “Business Day” )

 Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite “Jimmy Choo” Winter Wear





Bunker Hill Security Cameras with color monitor

above, Bunkerhill 2 Color Camera Security System


above, VTech Hardline Doorbell Cam

Ring Doorbell Cam

above, Ring Doorbell Cam w/app


Roost Smart Smoke Alarm

above Roost Smart Smoke Alarm


  above, First Alert Fire Extinguishers  and other Safety products

For Your Important Website List :  


SafeKids Org


 CyberTipLine Org  


50 United Nations Plaza

Above Renee Ashley Baker’s New York Residence (50 United Nations Plaza) and Below Renee Ashley Baker’s France House (the house Chanel and a Rothschild Mortgage Bought)

Cote d Azur




Re: Renee Ashley Baker’s “Civil Case”  

Renee Ashley Baker expects to settle her “civil case” out of court via the U.S. Attorney’s office….(for $90 million to $140 million). So “NO” to Colorado’s “entertainment company”)….  


Erma French Perfume and Design, Manly Man/Celtic Lion, Digital Wallpaper and ReneeAB9 Furniture/Housewares will hopefully be owned 70% by The Wertheimers and 30% by CP Industries/CP Irrevocable Trust.  The “Champagne Socialite” cocktails company will hopefully be owned 40% by The Rothschilds and 60% by CP Industries/CP Irrevocable Trust.


The “NO” List:

No to California (Yes To New York)

No to Oprah Winfrey (No to Own Network)

No to CBS, No to Paramount Studios, No to Showtime, No to Viacom. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, have filed a “complaint” with the U.S. Justice Department naming CBS Network.

 No to Universal, No to MCa, No to Decca, No to David Geffen (No to David Geffen’s yacht too).  

No to Leo DiCaprio (I, Renee Ashley Baker, have “fired” Leo DiCaprio because Colorado is trying to “set up movie projects” using “threats and duress” and probably trying to “set up” a “jewelry robbery too”.

No to “broke” Melanie Griffith (No to Antonio Banderas)

No to Charlize Theron, No to Julia Roberts, No to Reese Witherspoon, No to Susan Sarandon, No to Taranji P Henson, No to Jada Pinkett  meaning No to Jada Pinkett’s TV Show, and No to Tyra Banks meaning No to Tyra Banks TV Show Too  (Because I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t want to “pass money” to those Colorado Criminals have been “threatening/duressing” money for).

No to Madonna, No to Rihanna, No to Beoncey, (No to Jay-Z’s Tidal), No to Sean P. Diddy Combs, No to Chris Brown, No to 

 No to Colorado’s Kobe Bryant and No to Colorado’s Carmello Anthony.

No to Mexicans (Because Mexicans in Colorado have been an “insult” trying to “strong arm” movie production)