Archive for August, 2016

Happy Labor Day !!! plus Fashion Preview: Duchess Kate Best Dressed, Women’s Fashion, Vogue Magazine, W Magazine, Harpers Bazaar Magazine, New York City, #Hiroshima !

August 22, 2016

 

A  Video  by   Renee Ashley Baker

 

Plus….The Golden Dragon Returns (feat Galaxy) a video by Renee Ashley Baker

 

Plus ( “Renee–gine   a la   Regine ?)

Renee Ashley Baker starring in “Club Underground” (feat. Jupiter Jazz)

 

Plus  Renee Ashley Baker starring in “Social Media/Social Butterfly” (feat. Hiroshima)

 

50 United Nations Plaza

above Renee Ashley Baker starring in “Social Media/Social Butterfly”;

(also above Renee Ashley Baker’s New $10 million dollar New York Condo at 50 United Nations Plaza, and below Renee Ashley Baker’s France House (The House That Chanel and a Rothschild Bank Mortgage is paying for….)

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BY INVITATION  ONLY….

So, I, Renee Ashley Baker, am buying two great “party houses”….a NYC condo and a Glass  Manse on the French Riviera….of course, I, Renee Ashley Baker, am getting $90 million dollars in two out of court settlements (which, at this time, I cannot go into detail about)…..But, back to the “parties”….Most of the Renee Ashley Baker parties will be “cocktail parties and dinner parties” (not fundraisers for The Erma Foundation).   Who’ll attend?  New York Residents (New Yorkers only…Californians not allowed !!!); there’ll be New York “Blue Book Society” attending …New York Power Brokers,  Jetsetters and Royalty !!!      Quelle Season !!!  

Now…For…The  Best  Dressed ?

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 Why Duchess Kate of course….

and the Wee Ones ?

  A style of their own….. 

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above  Princess Estelle of Ostergotland (age 4) and below  HRH Princess Charlotte of Cambridge (age 2) !!!

Now…More  Social  Etiquette  ? 

For us “big girls”….

(above Caroline Vreeland, great granddaughter of legendary Vogue editor and fashion icon Diana Vreeland.  Want to know the three emojis that Caroline can’t live without?   1.  wine  2.  rain cloud  3. scorpion)….

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Thinking of  “socializing” with The Artsy Set ?

Jane Nathanson art collector

(above Art Collector Jane Nathanson –University of Denver alumni– wearing a Chanel dress and shoes and Fogal of Switzerland tights….Jane Nathanson grew up on Fifth Avenue NYC….(below the Fifth Avenue  Frick  Art Collection ….)

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Wanna Be A Fashion Photographer?  

The SHOT….(on WMag com)

 W Magazine is on the look out for the next “big name” in fashion photography.

Boo George

photographed by  Boo George  

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photographed by Jamie Hawksworth  

Spellbound by Steven Meisel

and “Spellbound” photographed  by Steven Meisel

(Is Steven Meisel Renee Ashley Baker’s “party book” photographer ?)  

Deng Mei of China

Now….

Meet China’s  “Wardrobe OrganIzer”….

Deng Mei, 24 (from Chengdu China) is a professional wardrobe-organizer for China’s rich.  Deng has become a “media darling” in China after her unique service (to help wealthy people organize their wardrobe) took off.  

DIY  (WARDROBE ORGANIZER APPS)

Stylebook Wardrobe App

Stylebook  

My Style wardrobe app

MyStyle

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Stylicious  (For Serious Wardrobe Tracking)  

DRESS  SNEAKERS  ?

Roger Vivier leather strass buckle sneaker

 above Roger Vivier white leather sneakers with buckle (Cost: $1395).

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 and  now

THE  RENEEAB9  COLLECTION:

To The Resort, To The Yacht, To The Louvre Restaurant

To The Park, To The School, Feet up at the Office (U Rule)  

To The Mall, The Salon, Or For TakeOut U Bet

To The Country Club, To The Skating Rink, Or To See Me at The Met ! (lol)

Below ReneeAB9 high Top Sneakers For Her (Cost: $90.00)

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above ReneeAB9  Low Top Sneakers For Her

“The Emoji Collection” designed by Renee Ashley Baker (Coming Soon)

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Visit ReneeAB9 Store (a CP Industries Company).

 Click link below:

http://www.zazzle.com/reneeab9

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above Keira Knightly  (“the face of Chanel”….)

Below…..Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Skin Care Products:

 (BY  CHANEL)

Chanel La Creme Sublimage 400.00

Chanel La Creme Sublimage   (Cost: $400.00 ) 

Chanel Hydra Beauty Nourishing Lip Care

Chanel’s Hydra Beauty Nourishing  Lip Care  

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Chanel’s  Hair  Mist: Coco Mademoiselle  

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Estee Lauder “make up brush” set….

AND NOW….

Renee Ashley Baker’s New Car?  (If my physician says I can drive…)  

Astin Martin of Long Island New York

above, what can I say…..

Aston  Martin  (of Long Island New York !!!)

 

 

ABOUT BRAD PITT  

He’s  Invited !!!

The last time I, Renee Ashley Baker, was in Springfield Mo, Brad Pitt was “just starting kindergarden”….

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NOW…

SAFETY AND SECURITY FOR WOMEN (AND MEN….)  

Home Security System

AT& T Digital Life 

ATT Digital Life home security

Ring Doorbell Cam (with app)

Ring Doorbell Cam

Apartment Security System  

Izon Cam (with app)

Izon security Cam with app

Peephole Door Cam

Sun Force Peep Hole Camera

Automobile Security System

Dash Cam Pro

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 Tac Light (compact–for glove compartment)

Tac Light by Bell and Howell

Personal Security System

While Partying  (Bling Pepper Spray)

BLING Pepper Spray

While Jogging  (Hot Walkers)

Hot Walkers Pepper Spray for Joggers

While Commuting (iphone case in pink)

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Best Personal Safety Apps (for Women or Men)

Companion

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My Force Now

My Force Now Panic Button

SAS Survival Guide 

John Wisemans SAS Survival Guide cell phone app

Find My Car

Find My Car app

Best Luggage Trackers

Stick n Find

Stick N Find

Bikn

Bikn luggage tracker

X Y Find Beacon

X Y Find Luggage Tracker

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Earbuds:

Bang & Olufsen Beo Play H3

Bang & Olufsen Beoplay

Shure earbuds

 Shure 

Skull Candy Holua earbuds

 Skull Candy Holua

NOW…

IT’S  PERSONAL…..

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER,  THOUGHT I SAID ….

SAID

 

About ” CP”

CP’s  father is a “caucasian” man (a white man) of German descent…(and yes, CP’s father is also a millionaire….).

2.  Cp’s $10 million dollar NYC condo (at 50 United Nations Plaza) is not–NOT–for the “entertainment industry”….

3.  CP is the only “other” beneficiary of the $90 million dollar CP Irrevocable Trust (a NY Trust)….

4.  CP will be Chairman and President of The Erma Foundation (to be headquartered in New York City).  CP is also “part owner” of CP Industries….(No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Gayle King, No to CBS, No to Paramount, No to Universal, No to Decca, No to Warner Bros and Piss on Chris and piss on Jada; and piss on ICM too ).

5.  THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY HAS TO STAY OUT OF RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S HOUSES

(Brad Pitt the only exception….)

 6.   To The Bankers and To The Financial Press:

   The Bankers and Financial Press should know that Denver’s Hobos are going to put Jared Leto , and Ashton Kutcher in prison.  As I, Renee Ashley Baker, have no “intention” of “accepting money” (borrowing money) from Jared Leto, nor from Ashton Kutcher (nor from  Arnold Schwarzenegger).  

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Announcement

TO READ ANNOUNCEMENT….CLICK LINK BELOW:

http://jfkrfkashley.blogspot.com/

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Renee Ashley Baker in St Louis Missouri

 

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View Renee Ashley Baker Flickr Page (click link below):

https://www.flickr.com/photos/reneebakerstudios/

OR

Visit Renee Ashley Baker’s new website at:

(click link below)

http://www.reneeashleybaker.me/

Food! Fun! Freedom! (Olympics 2016 ! #Anthony Ervin, #Yusra Mardini) plus Celebrity News, New York News, Entertaining, Recipes, Party Plates, Halloween, Holidays, French Riviera News….

August 15, 2016

 

 

      I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “following closely” the “choices” for the “next” James Bond aka #007   aka  “Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang”….

      I, Renee Ashley Baker, am voting  “thumbs down” on Tom Hiddelston (too much Taylor Swift) but…. I, Renee Ashley Baker, can’t yet decide between James Norton  and  Aidan Turner (plus Michael  Fassbender  is still  a “possibliity”).  

      Anyway, please “Ned” don’t pick a “Jane Bond”  –a “female 007” can’t go around saying “p word galore” with a strait  face can she ?    (And “Bond Jane Bond” is outright “ridiculous” !!!).

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Renee Ashley Baker

and… speaking of birds….

Tweety  says, “Don’t  Forget  Renee On Twitter”

click link here:  https://twitter.com/reneeeurope

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photography by Renee Ashley Baker

(from  Sir Alfred  to  Sir Edward….)

NOW…

RIO  OLYMPICS  2016 !!!

re: Anthony Erwin

 Gold Medal Winner

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Anthony Ervin Rio Olympics Gold Medal Winner 2016

re:  Yusra  Mardini

Life Medal Winner  

(BUTTERFLY:  The Flight To Freedom)

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and

Photography by Renee Ashley Baker

“Believe  It  Or  Not”

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HOLIDAY PARTY SEASON STARTS IN OCTOBER !!!

Chef clip art    Le Cordon Bleu

and  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be hiring a Cordon Blue Chef….

FIRST:  FIND FABULOUS  PARTY  LIGHTING ….

Swarovski  Crystal  Chandeliers by Schonbek !!!

Crystal Empire

Crystal Empire by Swarovski

ReFrak

Refrax_by Swarovski

Camelot

Camelot by Swarovski

p.s.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will also be buying (purchasing) ten (ten !!!) Schonbek Swarovski Chandeliers for my condo at 50 United Nations Plaza.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be giving parties for New York’s Blue Book Society,  Jetset  and Royalty….

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Below are great recipe suggestions (by Renee Ashley Baker) for “entertaining”….

FOOD !  

A Sandwich

#1  Cajun-Spiced Soft-Shell Crab Sandwich

Soft Shell Crab Sandwich

Recipe: http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/cajun-spiced-soft-shell-crab-sandwich-with-yellow-pepper-caper-aioli

 #2  Crispy Cornmeal Shrimp Sandwich

Crispy Cornmeal Shrimp Sandwich

Recipe: http://www.bhg.com/recipe/crispy-cornmeal-shrimp-sandwich/#page=0

A Salad

 #1 Grilled Soft-Shell Crab and Pineapple Salad with Watercress  

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Recipe:  http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/grilled-soft-shell-crab-pineapple-salad-with-watercress

#2 Greek Chicken Salad Pitas

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Recipe: http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/greek-chicken-salad-pitas

A  Steak !

 #1 Shallot-Rubbed steak with Roasted Potatoes and Pickled Onions

Shallot Rubbed Steak

Recipe: http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/shallot-rubbed-steak-with-roasted-potatoes-pickled-onions

 #2  Sichuan Steak and Asparagus  

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Recipe: http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/sichuan-steak-asparagus

#3  Grilled Onion, Beef and Sweet Potato Salad

Beef Grilled Onion and Sweet Potato Salad

Recipe:  http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/grilled-onion-beef-sweet-potato-salad

Finally,

Last but not Least,

A “Sidecar”   (A What?)

Sidecar cocktail

Cocktail Recipe #1:

http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/sidecar-350783

Pomegranate Cosmo

 (St. Louis Missouri’s Favorite “Food of the Gods”)

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Cocktail Recipe #2:

http://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/pomegranate-cosmo   

#3  I’ll take “Manhattan”

Bourbon Manhattan Cocktail

Cocktail Recipe #3:  

http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink580.html

and

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite?  “Champagne Socialite Cocktails”

(coming soon to a liquor store near you !!!)

Baron de Rothschild Champagne

(above Baron de Rothschild….)

Now….

Want “Gold Plated Steak Knives” at the table ?

some great ones below by Hammered  

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NEED A PLACE TO HAVE A PARTY  ?

Build A Party Room !  

room by Prime Oak 1

The Art of Living by Prime Oak (throughout the U.K., Netherlands and Belgium…)

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now

HOW TO DRESS FOR THE PARTY ?

HER:  A White Gold Cameo

White Gold Cameo Vintage 2016

HIM:  Fine Tuning  Fine Timing…

“Z9”  by Harry Winston

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Plus

New….

Halloween Party Gift Bags/Goody Bags by ReneeAB9 (on Zazzle)….

ReneeAB9 Gift Bag 2   ReneeAB9 Gift Bag 3   ReneeAB9 Gift Bag 4

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Also New:

Halloween Party Plates by ReneeAB9 (on Zazzle)

 Two Porcelain Plates and Two Paper Plates….

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 Visit ReneeAB9 Store (click link below):

http://www.zazzle.com/collections/the_halloween_collection_2016-119851227523177782

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The ReneeAB9 Zazzle Store (and it’s designs) are owned by “CP Industries” and owned by “CP Irrevocable Trust”.  

(Hopefully,  The Wertheimers will own 70% of Erma French Perfume and Design, ReneeAB9 Furniture, and Celtic Lion/Manly Man)….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FRANCE HOUSE

(paid for by a Rothschild Bank mortgage)

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Below photos of Renee Ashley Baker:

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Renee Ashley Baker and the 1953 Buick

Renee Ashley Baker’s  favorite lotion?  

Renee Ashley Baker “endorses”  La  Mer….(it’s from the “sea” !!!)

La Mer lotion

Announcement

  The ReneeAB9 Zazzle “products” will not–not be owned by Donald Trump (Donald Trump will “go to jail”).  Also ReneeAB9 Zazzle Store products and designs will not owned by Sean P Diddy Combs, not by Tyga,  and not by Kanye West, and not Tommy Hilfiger–they’ll all “go to jail” too. Also “NO” to Janet Jackson.

 

Butterfly !!! plus International Fan Club News plus New York News, Japan News, India News, London News, France Riviera News, #Celebrity News #Street Style News, (plus…No Soundtracks !!!)

August 1, 2016

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above, “The Masquerade Ball” by ReneeAB9

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above, “The Capricorn Ball” by ReneeAB9

above Two new “posters” for sale at ReneeAB9 (at Zazzle)

below  a new screensaver/wallpaper/selfie/Gif

of Renee Ashley Baker (free download)

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Now,

Want A Great Story ?

BUTTERFLY:  THE  FLIGHT  TO  FREEDOM

(re: Yusra  Mardini)

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#Germany

Now…below…

Renee Ashley Baker’s New Screensaver/Wallpaper 

(new “selfie” of Renee Ashley Baker; it’s a free download !!!)

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and below….

Renee Ashley Baker’s  “Arriving in New York”  Outfit

(Chanel to travel from Denver to New York)

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I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will  wear the “black pumps” instead of the metallic above….And I, Renee Ashley Baker, will take pictures (selfies) at the Four Seasons in New York and post them on Instagram for everybody (including Colorado) to SEE….

Chanel closed toe fall 2016

Renee Ashley Baker’s Wireless….The Best

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and….

A great new drink I just discovered today….It is delicious !

Aloe Cure

Now…new “Crib” below

Renee Ashley Baker’s NYC Condo (at 50 United Nations Plaza)

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     I, Renee Ashley Baker, “will” be buying a 2 or 3 bedroom condo unit (at 50 United Nations Plaza) as I, Renee Ashley Baker, am getting two “out of court” civil settlements….

 NOW….

Below  Renee Ashley Baker (and ReneeAB9 ) News….

Announcement

ReneeAB9 products, hopefully, will be sold exclusively in the Neiman Marcus stores….

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Halloween Poster:

Canvas Print “Cat Eyed  Pointillism” by ReneeAB9 

To view click link below:

http://www.zazzle.com/poster_art_cat_eye_pointillism_by_reneeab9_canvas_print-192193380000946754

     Below links to 4 new Halloween plates ….

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Halloween Plates:

The ReneeAB9 Halloween Party Plate Collection

Two Porcelain Plates and Two Paper Plates

Visit Store: (click link below to view “collections”):

http://www.zazzle.com/reneeab9

http://www.zazzle.com/collections/the_halloween_collection_2016-119851227523177782

 

Town and Country Magazine

Renee Ashley Baker and The Erma Foundation will be giving “cocktail parties” and “dinner parties” from November 1, 2016 thru December 31, 2016 at Renee Ashley Baker’s NYC condo (at 50 United Nations Plaza).  above, an elegant New York “holiday party table”  featured in  Town and Country Magazine…..

Below the “beautiful and elegant” Mrs A/Mrs B

(aka Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother)….

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“Nick and Nora” photographed by Renee Ashley Baker

  (for laughs)

James Bond

“007” for  “Kiss Kiss Bang Bang”

Die Hard Bruce Willis

“Die Hard” for  Cowboys like Gary Cooper 

Star Wars Skellig Michael Monastery  in Ireland

for The Isle of Harris ?

(above “Star Wars” Skellig Michael Monastery in Ireland)

Now…Below….

FOR  THE  RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER

 INTERNATIONAL   FAN   CLUB

Free !  

Screensavers !     Wallpapers !

(for your computer, your tablet or your smart phone !!!)

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For Renee Ashley Baker’s Fans In Japan !

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For Renee Ashley Baker’s Fans in India !

 (I, Renee Ashley Baker, would watch “Bollywood TV” every Saturday morning when I, Renee Ashley Baker, resided in Los Angeles….)

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For Renee Ashley Baker’s Fans in London !

 

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For Renee Ashley Baker’s Fans In France (sur le Left Bank !)

 

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For Renee Ashley Baker’s Fans In New York/NYC (Times Square !)

 

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For Renee Ashley Baker’s Island Dwellers !

(aka the “Beach Bums” in Hawaii, Mustique, St. Tropez, Bali, Indonesia; and on Golden Eye, on Lyford Cay,  on St. Barts,  and on Antiqua !!!)

 

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For Renee Ashley Baker Fans on “the Inside” ….

(in San Quentin and Rykers Island….)

just kidding !!!….lol  Mr. Murdoch !!!

NOW….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Products

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Endorsements) 

Kelloggs Frosted FlakesKelloggs Breakfast To Go Maxwell House Iced Coffee

RC Cola       A & W Rootbeer          Coca Cola

Renee Ashley Baker  says,  “NO”  to that Pepsi Concert…..

Announcement

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER NEWS !!!

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50 United Nations Plaza

First, Renee Ashley Baker,  will obtain “two” out of court settlements via the U.S. Justice Department in the amount of $90 million to $140 million  (to be deposited in  CP Irrevocable Trust at Rothschild Bank).

2.  Purchase of NYC Condo (at 50 United Nations Plaza; Cost of Condo: $10 million !)

 3.  Set Up (in New York):  “The Erma Foundation” (with CP as Chairman and President).

      and

Set Up (in France):  Erma French Perfume and Design (hopefully with The Wertheimers), and  ReneeAB9 Furniture (with Roche Bobois?), and “Champagne Socialite Cocktails” (hopefully with The Rothschilds).

IF–IF–RENEE ASHLEY BAKER DECIDES TO:

4.  In 3-5 years:

 Hire CAA (Renee Ashley Baker will sign “exclusively” with CAA for representation and for obtaining “talent” for the Renee Ashley Baker “movie productions” for The Walt Disney Corporation).

5.  Sign with The Walt Disney Corporation.   Renee Ashley Baker will “Executive Produce/Write /Star In”  20 motion pictures for The Walt Disney Corporation.  Renee Ashley Baker will be paid, by The Walt Disney Corporation,  $50 million dollars a year for 20 years.

Proviso 1:  That Renee Ashley Baker will be granted “complete autonomy” to hire and fire Writers, Directors, Actors, Movie Score Composers, Line Producers , Costume Designers, etc etc etc .

Proviso 2:  That Renee Ashley Baker will not “authorize” “produce” nor “release” music soundtracks with any of her 20 motion pictures produced under her Walt Disney Deal. 

Proviso 3: That Renee Ashley Baker will be “free and available” to  Act In/Star In (Play the Female Lead In):

a. “Die Hard” for 20th Century Fox  (to Star actor Bruce Willis and Co-Star Renee Ashley Baker).  And possibly a second motion picture for 20th Century Fox (to Star actor/director Warren Beatty and to Co-Star Renee Ashley Baker)

 b.”James Bond” (with Daniel Craig ) and “The Thin Man” (with Kevin Costner) for Sony/MGM/Columbia Pictures.  

Movie Composers List (Renee Ashley Baker’s long list):  

John Williams, John Debney, John Barry, Hans Zimmer, Howard Shore, Maurice Jarre, Vangelis, Giorgio Moroder, Alan Silvestri, Alan Menken, Thomas Newman,  Rob Simonsen, Edmund Choi, Carter Burwell, Gabriel Yared, Patrick Doyle,  Elmer Bernstein, Alexandre Desplat,  Jim Copperthwaite, Ben Salisbury and Geoff Barrow, Craig Armstrong, Henry Jackman and Mathew Margeson, Stephen Rennicks, Theodore Shapiro, Sven Faulconer, Michael Kamen, William Ross, Bruce Broughton.

Songwriters:  Renee Ashley Baker and Chet Hanks

The Walt Disney Corporation

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (THE SCREENWRITER)

FICTION ?

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    “TRACKS”

  (a  screenplay)

by Renee Ashley Baker

Copyright 2016 by Renee Ashley Baker  

All Rights Reserved

    What can you say about a guy committing one crime (his FBI handler doesn’t know about) then discovering,  quite unexpectedly, a second crime being committed (simultaneously) by some “mystery” guy his FBI handler would have to be told about ?   Why, you ask, would I, “Criminal  A”   fckin  stoop to tell the FBI on  fckin  “Criminal B” ?    Because, this other criminal, this “ghost guy”,  was  “piggy backing” all over me;  he was “shadowing” my every “illegal” move;  only to what more “sinister” end ?   What, exactly, was this fckin “doppelganger” planning to do ?  

      Needless to say, I was stuck.  I had to stay put.  I couldn’t let this “copy cat” become “un-thethered”.   I couldn’t let this “hitch hiker” get loose.   I had to tell somebody and I had to do it fast.   I had to contact Fred Handler my handler at the FBI.   But how?   I couldn’t make a phone call because the “doppelganger” most likely had confiscated the building’s phone system –and– had hijacked my cell phone as well.   And, the last “chat room” that Fred Handler and I had conversated in had been closed four weeks ago.  But, I decided that I had to try.    I  “speed tapped” my fingertips on the keyboard.   I typed:  

     “Here comes Jason”

      I  waited, no reply.   I tried again:  

     “Here comes Jason”  

     Still no reply.

    The deal that had put me in the employ of the FBI had been simple; cut and dried:  

    “Help the fckin FBI or  ROT  in fckin prison.  Soap on a rope by Zhane Barnes to be delivered by the shit load (if you’ll pardon my pun)”

    I speed typed again (and many minutes passed) but the preset response by my “handler” never came;  it never came.    What the fck had I stumbled on to ?  

Here comes  Jason  

Can’t be a Mason  

Cut the head off Freddy  

At  the  Po-lice Station

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ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (THE SONGWRITER)  

 There will be no “soundtrack” for this nor any other motion picture Executive Produced by Renee Ashley Baker.  However, I,Renee Ashley Baker,  have selected “Chet Hanks” to sing this movie’s “theme song” .  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will hopefully, “hire” Chet Hanks to sing “one or two” songs for my motion picture “Tracks”.

“TRACKS” (Theme Song)

lyrics and melody by Renee Ashley Baker

copyright 2016 by CP Irrevocable Trust
V.O. (Operator)
“911 What is your emergency?”
SOUND (Ambulance siren–the European kind)
(verse 1)
Gold into wine
They’ll never break me
Blood from the vine
They didn’t «MAKE» me
Starting at One
Then count to zero
Man with a gun
Testing a HERO
(chorus)
I’m not here, I’m on the SUN
I’m not leaving, GOT to run
Nine—One—One
(verse 2)
Me adding you
Right calculation
Heart beating too
Right palpitation
Smell of her hair
I’ll only wonder
If she’s aware
I’m coming like thunder
(chorus)
I’m not here, I’m on the SUN
I’m not leaving, GOT to run
Nine—One—One
(music interlude–bridge–instrumental)
(verse 3)
Wave of my hand
Just like Houdini
Swimming through sand
Blink like a Genie
World spinning round
They’d like to STOP it
All Crashing Down
If-I-Should-Drop-It
(chorus)
I’m not here, I’m on the SUN
I’m not leaving, GOT to run
Nine—One—One
(THE END)

 DEMO “911” (Chase Scene) written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker

«911 Chase Scene» by Renee Ashley Baker
©2016 by CP Irrevocable Trust
note: Lyrics won’t be in this foot chase scene–middle eastern instrumental music only!!!
(chorus)
911, what is your emergency?
Man with a gun, tell em it’s an urgency
Stay on the line, I dont think he’s gonna play
Mack with a 9, that is what he came to say
911, what is your emergency?
Man with a gun, tell em it’s an urgency
Hang on the line, I dont think he’s gonna play
Mack with a 9, that is what he came to say
911 what is your emergency?
Man with a gun, crazy as he wanna be
Plays like a spoof, trying to rehearse his lines
Man on the roof, saying that he lost his mind
Poor Charlie END–O
Doesn’t have a friend so
Plotting a new trend yo
Sighting through a window
Living was so last year
Charlie wants to smell fear
Now its coming all clear
“TRACKS” a Drama/Political Thriller  by Renee Ashley Baker” is a “motion picture project” to be Executive Produced by Renee Ashley Baker and hopefully will “star” Michael Keaton, Kate Hudson, Christian Bale, Renee Ashley Baker, and hopefully, will be “directed” by Mel Gibson.  The Walt Disney Corp will “release and own” the “Tracks” motion picture as part of the Renee Ashley Baker 20 year “buy out deal” outlined above…. (no to Robert Redford and no to Forrest Whitacker–Forrest Whitacker will “go to jail”)….(If ICM and Michael Keaton are not “available”–because of Denver Colorado–then I, Renee Ashley Baker, will cast the “leading man” from CAA.  

Read More Below…..

PLUS….ALSO BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

.“J”

by

Renee Ashley Baker

(copyright 1973, 2003)

        So, there they sat, ‘staring’ at one another.  “J” red headed and math smart and worked as a ‘teller’ down at the bank, was sitting in the Ford and in the other truck ‘Lilly’ who counted on her fingers and on her toes sat  in the GM but was ‘smart’ only at ‘locking and loading’.  I glared at one then the other as I stood squeezed between the four headlights on the two 4 x 4 pick ups (that now faced each other).  I had signed off shift at exactly 12 midnight and was all of two blocks from my house when a call came over the ‘CB’ :  Somebody had seen “J” turning up the drive toward Lilly’s house……( “All Great, Small, Hell and DamnATION !”)……  As I looked around, I figured that “J” had come to move the rest of  Vinton’s stuff out of the house and had ‘backed’ into the driveway instead of  ‘pulling in head first’.   Lilly must have been making time ‘SPEEDING’  back from her Mother’s house –which– was at least an hour’s drive away; speeding just so she could block ‘J’s  truck’  off in the driveway and do “what?”.    I looked at one; then the other.  At  blonde ‘Lilly’ then back at red headed  “J.    “J”  probably knew that Vinton had taken the ‘shotgun’ out of the house; but what “J” probably DIDN’T  know was that ‘Lilly’ kept a loaded 38 caliber snub nose Smith & Wesson –a police special–taped under the dashboard of her truck.  And me ( standing in the middle, while it ‘dripped’ rain) I, hadn’t  UN-holstered my service weapon.  I don’t know what had transpired during the time, the 20 minutes, that it took me to drive up the mountain–in the pouring rain; but there they sat,  “J” the ‘green eyed’ monster;  and Lilly with the blue eyes (who could ‘lock and load’)….

     I, looked at one; then the other.  The badge pinned on my ‘black’ Stetson faced “J” , then ‘Lilly’.  The ‘silver star’ shined at one, then the other.  At “J” , then at “Lilly”.  It shined from the “glare”  of both their eyes…..  

                                                       V.O.

                            (9 words, spoken at a whisper)

             Please don’t take him just because you can…

                                       FADE OUT   (THE  END)

BACKSTORY:  When I, Renee Ashley Baker,  first wrote this “music video” (back in 1973) of course, I cast myself in the role of “Jolene”.  (Funny how at that time I was even using the “product named Jolene” to color (to bleach) my eyebrows “chestnut red” to match my “chestnut red” hair weave….) However, in these past years, I’ve “changed”  and “grown” and decided that one day I’d like to “direct” and began casting myself in “secondary” even supporting roles…(like the “sheriff” maybe) so that I, Renee Ashley Baker, could in fact, “direct”.

sheriff star on hat

Dolly Parton

BELOW….

DESIGNS BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

ReneeAB9  at  Zazzle com

For The Louvre, For The Yacht, For That NY Restaurant !

 High Top Sneakers (For Him and For Her)

reneeab9_graphic_arts_high_top_printed_shoes     Reneeab9 graphic arts high top for men

Low Top Sneakers For Her (Coming Soon)

 

ReneeAB9 Shoe white         ReneeAB9 Shoe

Janis Spindel Matchmaking

“DATE NIGHT”  NEW  YORK  CITY

 Janis Spindel (the Billionaire Matchmaker) will “fix up” Renee Ashley Baker  with New York’s most interesting (and most eligible) MEN.

 (Men who must be Caucasian/Jewish, 50-70 years of age, a Billionaire or Millionaire , and be a “Heterosexual” !!!)  

RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER’S  FRANCE  HOUSE….

Cote d Azur

PHOTOGRAPHS BELOW OF RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER

(Taken 2011 – 2016)

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Renee Ashley Baker in St Louis Missouri

 NOW…BELOW…FOR THE “WORKPLACE” (THE OFFICE)

SAFETY & SECURITY (NEW PRODUCTS)

U S Workplace

     I, Renee Ashley Baker, can’t stand to hear about any more terrorism caused “massacres”….So, I, Renee Ashley Baker,  a semi Air Force brat (meaning I never actually resided “on base”) have put together a “security plan” that I hope may save lives.  This is a “luxury blog” but I’ve put my “luxury posts” ON HOLD until I, Renee Ashley Baker, can put forth (offer) some type of “solution” (the best “defense” is an “offense”….right?).

 NOW…BELOW…FOR THE “WORKPLACE” (THE OFFICE)

SAFETY & SECURITY (NEW PRODUCTS)

 

Sun Force Peep Hole Camera

above, Sun Force Peephole Door Camera

(has 3 MP camera and fits any size door).

BE  PREPARED !!!

TAK  KIT  aka  “Terrorist Attack Emergency Kit”

(Below a CCW Leather Urban Conceal Carry Shoulder Bag,  a Hayneedle Conceal Carry Backpack and a Tactical Life Conceal Carry Fanny Pack…)

Tactical life Fanny Pack Gun Carry

CCW Leather Urban Shoulder Bag

Hayneedle Conceal Carry Sling Pack.jpg

How to  build  a  TAK  KIT ….

To keep inside your “workplace” desk; (it has  NO  firearm inside it).

In a strong leather “shoulder bag” or a strong leather “fanny pack” put:

A Taser by Taser International  or  A Stun Gun by Vipertek

Taser International Pulse Taser

Vipertek Stun Gun

2.  A Long Range “Pepper Spray”  by Cobra or  by  Mace 

Cobra Pepper Spray

Mace Brand Long Range Pepper Spray Gun.jpg

3.  Add a Knife (the Swiss Army “Hunter Hardwood” is good):

Swiss Army Huntsman Hardwood

and

 4. If there is enough room left in your “shoulder bag” or “backpack” add a “tactical flashlight”:

Cobra Pepper Spray Flashlight  or  a  Delta Force “Stun” Flashlight

OR

A Bell & Howell Tac Light  or  a Smith & Wesson Tac Light

Cobra Pepper Spray Flashlight

Delta Force Stun Flashlight

Smith & Wesson Tactical Flashlight

Tac Light by Bell and Howell

II.  Personal Emergency Response (a wearable alert):

V.ALRT  is a security beacon that alerts friend or family that you’re in DANGER.  In the event of an “emergency” you just push the button –there is no need to dial 911 on your cell phone because you program the V.ALRT to dial “911” too….(the GPS will pinpoint your location for “law enforcement”).

V.AlRT Personal Emergency Response

III.  Work Place, Business, (or Home)  wireless “Security Cams” with apps:

 Izon, Nest, and the  Ring Doorbell Cam

Izon security Cam with app.jpg

Nest security cam

Ring Doorbell Cam

IV. TO CORPORATE EXECS and BUSINESS OWNERS:  

What’s New in Workplace Safety and Security?   It’s “Concealment Furniture”

(by  NJ  Concealment)….

NJ Concealment Furniture 1

Visit Website (click link): http://www.njconceal.co/

NOW….

 

Yes

The “YES” List

The Wertheimers/The Rothschilds

then–maybe–

Mel Gibson (director/actor)

and: Bruce Willis, Daniel Craig, Warren Beatty (actor/director) Kevin Costner (actor/director), Harrison Ford, Ben Kingsley,Dustin Hoffman, Gene Hackman, Sean Connery, Michael Caine, Colin Firth,  Kenneth Branagh (actor/director),  Brad Pitt (actor/director),  Leo DiCaprio, Jude Law (Michael Keaton optional).

 

no 4

NOW….

Below  Renee Ashley Baker (and ReneeAB9 ) News….

No to Rihanna, No to Beyonce, No to Jay-Z (No to Tidal) and No to Ice Cube, No to Oprah Winfrey and No to Gayle King….(Also No to Christie Brinkley and No to Cindy Crawford because I said “NO” to Cindy Crawford a long time ago and No to their QVC shopping channel….)

ReneeAB9 products, hopefully, will be sold exclusively in the Neiman Marcus stores….

The “NO” List:

 

1.  No to Giudice and No to Vanderpump (They won’t be around me on my birthday).

 2. NO MOTION PICTURE MUSIC  SOUNDTRACKS (!!!)  

NYC CAP

VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW WEBSITE

(click link below)

http://www.reneeashleybaker.me/