Archive for July, 2016

Trump Going To Jail ? Plus….Hillary Clinton, Democratic National Convention 2016, #DNC, Rose Kennedy, Albert Einstein, AARP, Fashion, Lifestyle, Philadelphia ! (and New York !)

July 25, 2016



….HALL & OATES  !!!

 Hall and Oates of Philadelphia


 View “Chewy”  Commentary (on Debbie  Wasserman  Schultz);

Click Link Here:


#Renee Ashley Baker’s DNC Convention  Vault 


The Clintons’ Christmas Cards (2016)


#1  The Campaign Speach (You Won’t See at  The DNC):

“Fuzzy Wuzzy was a Bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, then Fuzzy Wuzzy  wasn’t Fuzzy was he;  Was He ?”


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#2  Hillary Selfie:  “Told Ya Stupids !”


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#3 “Bill’s Pocket Watch: Thumbs Up ! “



#4 “Slack The Email Killer”



#5   “Sergei  The  Email  Hacker”  

(All photos above created by Renee Ashley Baker

 with Photo Lab App….)

Hillary Clinton and President Obama DNC 2016

DNC 2016

Philadelphia William Penn

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above the Beautiful Mrs. A aka Lady Irma/Erma (Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother) and below the Beautiful Mrs. K  (aka Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy aka Presidential Mom aka  Kennedy family Matriarch…)

Mother Rose Kennedy 2

President John F Kennedy at DNC Convention

President John F Kennedy



Happy Birthday Rose F. Kennedy !  

Did you know that Presidential Mother  Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy was born July 22, 1890?  Among the many things “Countess Rose” did was founding  the Rose F Kennedy Children’s Evaluation and Rehabilitation Center at the Albert Einstein College of Medicine.

The Children’s Evaluation and Rehabilitation Center (CERC) is the clinical arm of The Rose F. Kennedy Center at Albert Einstein College of Medicine. It provides a broad spectrum of clinical services for infants, children, and adolescents and, despite its name, adults, with problems that include physical, developmental, language and learning disabilities.

One of the largest centers of its kind in the United States, CERC is a voluntary, nonsectarian agency whose services are essential components of the care available in New York City and New York State to all individuals with developmental disabilities. CERC’s professional staff provides over 55,000 diagnostic, therapeutic and related visits to about 7,500 individuals and their families annually, while training close to 1,000 professionals each year.

In addition to CERC, the Rose F. Kennedy Center at Einstein houses The Rose F. Kennedy University Center for Excellence in Developmental Disabilities (UCEDD), The Leadership in Neurodevelopmental Disabilities (LEND) fellowship, and The Rose F. Kennedy Center Intellectual and Developmental Disabilities Research Center (IDDRC), Under the auspices of these four components, The Kennedy Center offers a range of clinical services, training programs and research studies.

Rose F Kennedy UCEDD






Best Style and Elegance in Menswear

( Distinctive To The Bourgoisie Class)

the doll

“The Gentlemen Standard”

Visit Site At:

Best Convertible Range Rover (For Men)

The Evoque 2016


(Cost: $50, 789.00)

Best Hair (For Men)

Slikhaar !

Slikhaar for men

Best Treadmills (For Men)

Woodway Treadmill

The Woodway       (Cost: $5995.00)


The Bowflex   ( Cost:  $3,299.00)

Best Spin Bike (For Men)

The Peloton Spin Bike

 The Peloton   (Cost:  $ 1995.00)

Best Romantic (and Remote) Destination Getaway

 Jumby Bay on Corfu


 This 5-star  Jetset Rosewood resort is a six-minute ride from the Carribbean Island of Antigua.  (Not allowed here are cars, jet skiis, and beach vendors !!!)

 Best Gadgets and Electronics (For Men)  


Seek Thermal: A gadget that transforms your smart phone into a “military grade” thermal imaging camera.

voyager-bag- for fall

 Voyager Weekender (by This Is Ground):  This bag carries 5 days worth of clothes and toilitries but organizes and protects your tech gear with its distinctive “pod”)

Best “Fans” for Beating The Dog Days of Summer (For Men at Home)

 Below the Dyson Air Multiplier ($300); The Crane Tower ($130) and the Hunter Oscillating Fan with remote control ($65).

Dyson Air Multiplier AM01



Best News Organization (For Men)

ICIJ logo

  ICIJ : A Consortium of Watchdogs




Best To Wear (City Life !) Fall/Winter 2016


Day (Chanel !!!)  

Lanvin lbd 2016

Night (Lanvin’s LBD !!!)

 Best Luxurious Family Truckster (For Mom)

Volvo XC90 


 (Cost $49,825.00)

 Best Reading (For Women)


Before I Forget by B Smith

Five years ago model/entrepreneur “B” discoverd that she had “Alzheimers”….

Best Reading (For Women)


-AARP-Dustin Hoffman-Cover-

above, Dustin Hoffman 

Best Lifestyle Gurus (For Women)

Guru #1   Martha Stewart !

I, Renee Ashley Baker, “can’t stand” Oprah DUFF Rachel Ray (D.U.F.F. is an acronym for “Designated Ugly Fat Friend”); but, I, Renee Ashley Baker am still enamored with Martha Stewart.

 Back Story:  Back in the mid 1990’s I, Renee Ashley Baker would lay on my couch, staring, “dumbstruck” and “awestruck” at Martha Stewart walking (no “striding”) through piles of yellow leaves and “wistfully” stirring in pots.  Go figure !!!

Martha Stewart annual Halloween Handbook

Real Simple Martha Stewart

 For quick easy Martha Stewart recipes download the new “Real Simple” app.

Guru #2  (Gwynnie !!!)

 Gwynneth Paltrow’s “Goop” is “Lifestyle” for the 30-40 somethings….



Gwyneth Paltrow Speaks At The 2016 Antiques And Garden Show Of Nashville



Best Scholarship Locator (For Mom and Dad to Peruse)  

Fastweb Logo

Are you seeking scholarships for kids want to go to college?  Thousands of scholarships are listed at Fastweb com  

Best Wireless & Satellite (For The Family)

Att/Direct TV

Att Worldly


Visit: ATT com/Worldly

Best “Empowered Lunch”

 Pack your lunch (or “His” lunch) with the new “Sandwich Gear” !!!

Wrap n Mat

#1 “Wrap n Mat” will wrap your sandwich and keep your desk crumb free

Sandwich On Board aluminium containers

#2  “Sandwich on Board” aluminum containers will “tote” fixings separately (fixings being that blop of Grey Poupon, or Kraft real Mayo; slices of organic tomatoes or sliced red onions.


 #3 “Full Circle Wherever Refresh on the Go Insular Bottle” will give your H20 “fruity flavor”.  

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#4 Too Cool For School “Le Lunch Sack”  

If you’re into couture (aka “real crocodile”)  lunch boxes…check out “The Cornelius”

sold exclusively at Tiffany & Co (NYC)


Tiffany & Co Cornelia Lunch Box

Best Fashion Apps (For Designer Shopping)

the_hunt shopping app

spring shopping app


stylekick shopping app

 Best “Fashion Model” Instagram Account

@Pyper America





(To New Momma Nicky)

 Nicki Hilton


Welcome Baby Lily Rothschild….



   ” @  50 plus  “

Did you know that the AARP  @50+ group  is the largest and wealthiest “spending group” around the globe?  Truth is the dollars that were “hard earned” then deposited into 401k’s, Roth IRA’s, Seps and Keoghs have, for the past half century, made America (and the world) go round….

Best Products (For ages 50-85)

Best Tech Books (aka Best How To Books)  

My Social Media For Seniors



My Digital Entertainment For Seniors


Best “Advice Bulletin”

AARP Bulletin 2016


Best Mobile Panic Button



Best Cane (“Get Up And Go”)



Best Credit Card  (Chase Visa)

AARP_Rewards Chase Visa


Best RFID Chip Blocker

I D Stronghold

Best “Grandparents” Website

Why Grandparents com (of course !)





For Men and  For Women

John Wisemans SAS Survival Guide cell phone app

My Force Now Panic Button


Companion app


Find My Car app


see something send something

BEST  “ADVICE”…. (in Crises)


Best Help:  For  A Young Person….


Check Out: Childhood Solutions com  

Best TV Show:  How To

Whaddyado TV

What to do during an earthquake, a lightning storm even what to do if your dog stops breathing (you do “dog CPR”; 30 compressions then 2 life breaths–do for up to 2 minutes if necessary).

Whaddyado TV

Because I, Renee Ashley Baker, have, in my family, so many “military men” (uncles and cousins) and several “law enforcement” (uncles, a brother –James–who did “secret work for the U.S. Secret Service” and  another male relative who worked, for over 20 years, for the U.S. Justice Department) I, Renee Ashley Baker, am adding the following for my readers:


What To Do….

fire alarm

Pull The Fire Alarm !

Learn where the fire alarms are in your office building (or work place).

 In case of “terror attack”do the following:

 Solution 1:  If you can, GET OUT–run out– of the building.

 Solution 2:  If you can’t get out of the building, BARACADE and HIDE .

 (Shut off the lights if you can get to the light switch).

 Solution 3:  If you can (without causing immediate harm or danger to yourself) SUMMON  HELP  by way of cell phone (or if you can get to it “pull the fire alarm” !!!).

Solution 4:  Stay as CALM as possible (that way you can clearly “think what you should do”). 


People working in the office

Illustration by Vector

Make Shift Weapons:  

1.  Fire Extinguisher (A fire extinguisher can be debilitating like a pepper spray/mace when sprayed in the face of the “Attacker”….)

2.  A Flammable and A match or a Bic lighter.  

 Dousing or “spraying” the skin or clothing of  the Attacker/ Gunman/Terrorist with an “accelerant” may–just may– give “hostages” a “take down opportunity”.  (Learn how to make a “Molotov Cocktail”.  Seriously !!! ….).  

3.  For Your Desk:  T.A.K. (Terrorist Attack Kit)

Inside a “shoulder bag”  “drawstring backpack” or  sturdy “leather fanny pack”.  Pack:

a.  Cell Phone (one with a “pepper spray” cell phone case is preferred).

 b.  Pepper Spray/Mace Spray (but do NOT attach this canister to your car keys or door keys  chain).

 c.  A Bic lighter (new).

 d.  Swiss Army Knife (the 10th Mountain’s standby weapon of choice).  

  e.  A Taser Gun or Stun Gun

  f.  A “pepper spray flashlight”; a “flashlight taser”; or a “tactical flashlight that has a “blinding strobe, and an SOS/Morris Code signaling feature”.

 All of the above “Weapons” don’t necessarily have to be “used” by YOU.   All of the above “Weapons” can “aid” in a “take down opportunity”.   Test each item to make sure it is “functioning property” before you pack it inside your T.A.K. (Terrorist Attack Kit).

 Best Video From L.A. Sheriff’s Department

What To Do During Active Shooter Attack….

Now….Renee Ashley Baker News:  

(Below Renee Ashley Baker’s New York residence (50 United Nations Plaza….)

50 United Nations Plaza

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reneeab9_graphic_arts_high_top_printed_shoes      ReneeAB9 Shoe

(above ReneeAB9 Shoe Designs…) 

re: The ReneeAB9 Smiley Face Emoji Collection

To The Resort, To The Yacht, To The Louvre Restaurant

To The Park, To The School, Feet up at the Office (U Rule)

To The Mall, The Salon , Or For TakeOut  U Bet

To The Country Club, To The Skating Rink, Or To See Me at

the  Met !  (lol )


(Designed by Renee Ashley Baker)

The “ReneeAB9” shoe is not a “ballers” shoe (per se).  The ReneeAB9 shoe is fashion shoe for “players” of the “street-style  game”.   The ReneeAB9 shoe is for the Man (or Woman) who shops at Neiman Marcus and Barneys ; therefore I am not seeking “athlete” endorsers.  (So, No to Kobe Bryant, No to Venus , No to Serena, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Tyra Banks, No To The Kardashians, No to Kanye West, No to Tyga, No to Beyonce, No to Rihanna, No to Mary Blige, No to Lil Kim,No to Brook Shields, No to Sean P Diddy, No to FUBU,  No to Donald Trump and No to Roger Federer –although I might like to talk to John McEnroe of New York).

2.   I, Renee Ashley Baker, will model (“endorse”) my own (ReneeAB9) shoe collection in Vogue, Harpers Bazaar, Glamour, Elle and WWD….( although, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will  be sending a free pair to Pippa & to her sister the Duchess….and maybe a free pair for “Baby  Snookems” aka HRH Princess Charlotte if– I decide to do a “children’s line”….)

Renee Ashley Baker plans to be New York City’s “Greatest Shopper !!!” (meaning Biggest Spender of the Week, Biggest Spender of the Month, Biggest Spender of the Year !!!).  


Moore Renee Ashley Baker News:

Renee Ashley Baker has filed a complaint with the U.S. Justice Department naming CBS Network, Universal, Warner Bros and ICM.  

Below, Renee Ashley Baker’s  France House

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 Now….Scroll Down To View Renee Ashley Baker’s Take On “The Republican National Convention”….


Donald Trump, Republican National Convention 2016, #RNC, John Glenn, Alek Trebek, Brad Pitt, Luxury Travel: Jetset, Under 30, Family, AARP 50+, Disney Cruise….

July 18, 2016



Renee Ashley Baker’s  RNC Convention Vault:



Donald Trump What Plagiarism Up Yours

Photo 1:  What Plagiarism ?   Up Yours ! 

Donald Trump He Aint Heavy Hes My Nominee

Photo 2:  He Ain’t Heavy He’s My Nominee


Donald Trump Thank You Im Huge

Photo 3:  Thank Youuuuuuuu !   I’m  Huge !

And…. somewhere across town…..

Photo 4 of Hillary Clinton after F.B.I. Director  Comey clears email  SNAFU….


(above four photos created by Renee Ashley Baker with Photo Lab app )

Republican National Convention 2016 !  

Live From Quicken Convention Center (in Cleveland)

On Thursday Night Donald Trump Accepts His Party’s  Nominination  (!!!)

      By the way, did I, Renee Ashley Baker, ever talk about my Cleveland connection ?  That being my “Aunt Mattie” who used to come to St. Louis Missouri, every year from Cleveland, to visit my Mother (Lady Irma/Erma) who was my Aunt Mattie’s “older sister”.    Anyway, it was my “Aunt Mattie” who was the most “girlie girl fun” any young girl could have.  Every night, before Aunt Mattie  went to bed she’d have me laughing while putting Ponds cold cream on her face and wearing her “baby doll night gown” (with the matching  “maribou satin mules and a silk hair scarf tied in a “bow” around her head)….Really!!!

      Anyway, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “probably” watch the RNC this week.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, hope Donald Trump does two things (if he does nothing else) and that’s (1) Get rid of “terroism” and (2) Send Mexico out of the United States of America.  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  “can’t stand a Mexican”, because I never had anything to do with Mexicans and I can’t figure out what they (Mexicans in Colorado) keep “bothering” me for ?


U.S. Astronaut John Glenn, 95

John Glenn

TV Game Show Host Alek Trebek, 76




Brangelina in happier times

   Dear Brangelina:

    I, Renee Ashley Baker, as you know, am a huge fan of John Voight.  Years ago,  I actually paid to see Angelina in “Laura Croft” (but  due to “war” I was not able to see Angelina in “Salt”).  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am very very fond of you both (aka the “Pitt-Jolie Clan”) and I, Renee Ashley Baker, wish the best for both of you .    

 P.S.  And though I, Renee Ashley Baker, have now  painted  a “bullseye” on every “terrorists back”– Brad Pitt (the consummate actor) –actually made one terrorist “charming”…meaning the Irish “Francis”.   As  IRA terrorist “Francis McGuire”  Brad Pitt is “mesmerizingly charming”; his performance is unbelievable (and Treat Williams as the “New York mobster” isn’t chop liver).   Why then , I ask, is it that the “IRA” (Irish Republic Army) has a “knightly charm” but the middle eastern terrorists are believed to “have no heart”….???

   (I, Renee Ashley Baker, am  sorry I have to eliminate Brad from my “Tracks”  leading man “short list” as Brad is planning his own “hacker pic” about “Anonymous”….

P.SP.S.  Brad (with or without the kids and Angie) is still invited to dinner.

The Devils Own

Brad Pitt in the Devils Own



(below Mecox Bay Long Island)

MeCox Bay Long Island


Here Are Some Suggestions by Renee Ashley Baker  

Nihiwatu Indonesia

nihiwatu sumba indonesia


 GoldenEye Jamaica


UNDER 30 (and on a budget?)

 Check Out The New Generator Hostels


Generator Hostel Stockholm





 Why not Disney’s Big Red, Black , and White (Mickey Colored) Boat:

Disney Cruise Lines

 Shout Out Disney:  How about a “Family Foodie Cruise” (hosted by who else?)

ABC’s  Carla Hall !

Chef Carla Hall


 Then snorkling and partying in Hawaii is for you !


snorking in Honolulu

Hanauma Bay


AARP Travel

Expedia is the best ! (It’s a Disney owned company !)  


For Her:  Sandals

for beach and for nightclub 

Jackie Kennedy in Jack-Rogers


Blinged Jack Rogers with Swarovski Crystals

(above the fabulous Jackie O wearing Jack Rogers sandals for day;  also above a “blinged out pair of Jack Rogers w/Swarovski Crystals)


For Her:

Chanel Hair No 5 Parfum Mist  

Chanel no 5 parfum cheveau hair mist

For Him:

Molton Brown Water Mint Body Wash

Molton Brown Water Mint Body Wash for Men

For Her and Him:  

La Roche Posay Athelios Ultra Light Sunscreen SPF 60


La Roche Posay Athelios Ultra Light Sunscreen SPF 60



#JeSuisNice (says Renee Ashley Baker) 

Renee Ashley Baker Viva La Resistance




“#Je Suis France” “Let’s Get Radical” #Nice #France #Viva La Resistance !

July 18, 2016



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Belgian Army Soldier 2016



“Je  Suis  France” 



   Designed by Renee Ashley Baker

   (For ReneeAB9 at

     For New York


       For Him

Reneeab9 graphic arts high top for men

            For Her


COMPLETED: #Nice #France Attacks #PrayForFrance #VivaLaResistance #Safety and Security (for Self and Home) #Terrorists Attacks

July 15, 2016


“I am sick of this !!!”  signed  Renee Ashley Baker …. #PrayForFrance  but arm yourselves France !  Shout Never again !   Shout Viva la resistance !    (don’t dare  lol !!!)

        I, Renee Ashley Baker, grew up in a house (a St. Louis mini-mansion) that had a firearm (a gun) in it.  This “gun” was always kept in my Mother’s bedroom chest of drawers.  As I, Renee Ashley Baker, have said many times, my brother James (who served 28 years in the U.S. Air Force and who did 1 or 2 tours in Vietnam) did secret work for the U.S. Secret Service.  The firearm (the gun) that my brother James used in his “U.S. Secret Service”  mission (a 32 cal snub nose police special purchased in Germany) was given by my brother James to my Mother Lady Irma/Erma  for  “house protection”.  This firearm (gun) was kept in mother’s chest of drawers wrapped in a soft maroon colored cloth with a box of bullets kept right next to it.  (The firearm/gun was kept “un-loaded”).  Of course, in NYC (in 2016) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will get “weapons training” aka firearms training aka gun training at a NYC “firing range”.

 FRANCE — France needs to start the “deportation process” (right away !!!).  Would it be reminiscent of the “Japanese Internment Camps” in the United States?  No, because France is not “interning nor confining” but is instead “deporting”.  Who should be deported?   All “suspicious”  (let’s call a spade a spade then deport him….okay?).  France should now “mandate” that all “foreigners”(residing in France) be made to “obtain” a “new I.D./Green Card” which will require:

(a) Thorough background check with fingerprints 

(b) “Ten” references (from social and business associates).

 (c)  Five years of residence in France required to get the “new I.D./Green card. (Terror cells act within 2-5 years), and

(d) Disclosure of any and all “weapons/firearms” owned.

MUSLIMS AND FRANCE–Why are Muslims in France?  This may sound “ignorant” to some but what do Muslims want to live in France for?  Isn’t the very “culture” of France (the “joie de vivre” culture) contrary to everything Muslims believe ?  Doesn’t the Parisienne  life conote  free spirit, free love, free sex (and extramarital affairs which are the stuff of Paris legend ).   The Paris France partying, nightlife, champagne, and high fashion (French couture vs The Burka? ).  


shooting range

SAFETY AND SECURITY (Self, Business and Home)

Below are some of the Safety and Security Products that will help the French (among others in this “aggressive” terrorist climate we all “now” live in….)

Safety for Self and Home

  1.  For  House  Protection (or  Concealed Carry):

Walther w/laserlyte (click link below):

Walther® Laser Sight

2.   For Personal Safety (For Him and Her):  

Pepper Spray (for keychain or iphone)

Mace Pepper Spray Key Chain For Men



Tactical Gas Mask

 A Special “Police Permit” is needed for Business Owners/Shop Owners to buy “Tear Gas Cannisters” (and masks) to keep in their “safe rooms”.


Dash Cam Pro (can be purchased online worldwide)


2.  For Automobile

A Tactical Light by Bell & Howell  (Good for travelers to pack in luggage)

Tac Light by Bell and Howell


3.  For Auto (and Home) Pepper Spray Flashlight 

Cobra Stun Light


Security Cams with apps


D Link Camera




Night Owl Pro


and below Honeywell Day Night Surveillance Cams


Honeywell Day Night Surveillance Cameras


The Ring Doorbell Cam  (Just $199 at Target Stores )

Ring Doorbell Cam


Ring Doorbell Cam





Gavin de Becker security expert

Click Link Below To Amazon’s Gavin de Becker Page:


paxton quigley

Click Link Below To Amazon’s Paxton Quigley Page:






Renee Ashley Baker Blogger


2 million number

This blog “About Renee Ashley Baker” has had  between 2,900,000 – 6,000,000 views…. 

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Above Renee Ashley Baker’s France House….

Man looking at personal profiles on a tablet



For The “Air” Man….

Reneeab9 graphic arts high top for men