I, Renee Ashley Baker, have an “injured” arm (and I’m “showing it” for the first time in 3 years….)
I, Renee Ashley Baker, do not–not –want Taranji P’s “prison yard” TV Show….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, also do not want to hire Sharon Stone’s talent manager nor will I hire Halle Berry’s talent manager….
March 29, 2016
To The F.B.I.
To The Worldwide Press/Media:
EXTORTION IS A CRIME….
If any of the “companies” that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have said “NO” to “attemp” (in any way) to get a “signed contract” with Renee Ashley Baker then those “companies” can then be charged with EXTORTION….(an upgrade up from “Attempted Extortion”…)
NO TO MIKE OVITZ…(!!!)
I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM NOT GOING TO “HIRE” MIKE OVITZ….AND NO I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL NOT “WORK FOR” MIKE OVITZ….NO TO TAMARA….YES TO JIMMY….
Colorado’s “poor” –Juarez/Organized Crime–are now trying to “hire” Mike Ovitz to represent their business. But I, Renee Ashley Baker do not want Mike Ovitz to rep my projects and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will sue Mike Ovitz or I will have the U.S. Attorney “prosecute” Mike Ovitz. I, Renee Ashley Baker, am not going to “sell” (nor produce) my “You Pin Face” as a TV Game show.
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker , will not sell “You Pin Face” (nor any of my projects) to Universal/NBC. “You Pin face” will not be sold to Fox Tv nor to CBS.
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker “may” sell my “Movie Mojo Matinee” to DISNEY/ ABC network for “taping” at ABC network studios in New York City (and I, Renee Ashley Baker, have already contacted an agent about this “possibility”…). However, TV production requires “long hours of taping” (a series of episodes at a time) and requires “work under hot hot lights”….which, at this time, I am unable to do….SO CIVIL SETTLEMENT FIRST….(for $90 million to $120 million dollars….).
above “necklace” from Lady Irma’s/Erma’s “costume jewelry collection”….below scenes from a “classic tv show”; Which one ?
above Lady Irma/Erma (Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother) and below President John F. Kennedy and his brother U.S. Attorney General Robert F. Kennedy…
Yes, I, Renee Ashley Baker, am casting Jamie Dominic, and possibly Angie Everhart. Possibly Cara Delevingne and maybe Sean Hanks. Also, maybe, Kate Beckingsdale or Sigourney Weaver and Michael Caine, or Sean Connery. (And….Mathew Broderick and Sarah Jessica are who I want to “Star” at Disney Corp….).
I, have no script yet !!! All of the Renee Ashley Baker “stories” have been shelved !!!
(But Colorado will “leave my casts alone” until I decide to “green light” !!!)
March 29, 2016
To The Foreign Press Association, To AMPAS, To MPAA:
To The Hollywood Reporter and To Daily Variety:
re: The Schedule: (aka Renee Ashley Baker’s “Yes” List):
1. U.S. Attorney settles Renee Ashley Baker’s “lawsuit” out of court (for $90 million to $120 million).
2. Renee Ashley Baker buys furniture for her 50 U.N. Plaza Condo.
3. DAY: Renee Ashley Baker attends “fashion design school” on IBM Lenovo computer.
4. NIGHT: Renee Ashley Baker “Date Night” with New York “Men” (New York’s billionaires and millionaires “hooked up” by Janis Spindel….)
5. France: Renee Ashley Baker go to France to “set up” and “launch” her Erma French Perfume and Design/Celtic Lion Menswear and Champagne Socialite Cocktails….(both hopefully with The Wertheimers and The Rothschilds).
In 3-5 years, I, Renee Ashley Baker, may Executive Produce and “Star In” motion pictures (no television shows).
First: Bruce Willis and Renee Ashley Baker Star In “Die Hard” (at 20th Century Fox).
Next: Warren Beatty and Renee Ashley Baker Star (at 20th Century Fox)….
Next: Kevin Costner and Renee Ashley Baker Star In “The Thin Man” (at Columbia Pictures/MGM). Or…
3. Daniel Craig and Renee Ashley Baker Star In “James Bond” (at Sony/Columbia Pictures).
4. Renee Ashley Baker Star with Tom Hanks, or with Harrison Ford/Ben Kingsley, or with John Travolta (at Disney Corp).
5. Renee Ashley Baker Star with Christian Bale, or with Brad Pitt, or with Leo DiCaprio and with Mathew Broderick (at Disney Corp).
NOW… News For March 29, 2016
March 29, 2016
FORWARD: I, Renee Ashley Baker, first moved to “Los Angeles” when I was 17 1/2 years old.
To: The F.B.I. (The Hollywood Reporter, Daily Variety, The Worldwide Press and The Worldwide Public):
Jeff here (in Denver Colorado) says that “showbusiness” isn’t going to be called “showbusiness”anymore but that they (Colorado) have made it “the entertainment industry”. So be it, then, I’ll start: I, Renee Ashley Baker, have always known that there are “two entertainment industries”. The “legitimate showbusiness” with the male (Jewish) “Executives of Showbusiness” greenlighting and making “all” the “entertainment industry” decisions. And, there is the “run-along-side-showbusiness” where the syphons “side dealers” and “drug dealers” STEAL MONEY at.
But, what is this “Colorado Crap?” Where “poor Colorado residents” (like Jeff here) are walking around Denver/Aurora/Englewood claiming to “be Los Angeles” and “acting like” they can set up, cast, and control “entertainment industry” projects (???) This “Colorado Control” is what I want the LAPD, the DEA, the ATF (and the FBI’s Los Angeles Entertainment Division on Wilshire Blvd) to investigate !!!
If–If–I, Renee Ashley Baker, “change my mind” I, Renee Ashley Baker, may–in 5 years or so– “sign” an “exclusive contract” with Walt Disney Corp whereby I, Renee Ashley Baker, will Executive Produce motion pictures for Walt Disney Corp and will be paid (by Disney Corp) an annual payment of $50 million dollars a year for 20 years…..
RE: BARBRA STREISAND
I, Renee Ashley Baker, have already stated that if–Miss Barbra Streisand (“the” Miss Barbra Streisand) doesn’t acquire 20% of “The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog” that 100% ownership of “The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog” will REMAIN with “CP Irrevocable Trust”. And — when I, Renee Ashley Baker, said that I, Renee Ashley Baker, was not going to work “for” Barbra Streisand, I, Renee Ashley Baker, didn’t say that Barbra Streisand would not work for me.
(I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “hire” Barbra Streisand to “work for me” and I, Renee Ashley Baker , will “Executive Produce” all of my motion pictures at Disney Corp under the banner: “Walt Disney Presents: Renee Ashley Baker” )…
NOW….SHORT AND TO THE POINT
“Short” is what Colorado has made “showbusiness performers”. (Performers used to be “tall”). Anyway, “criminally sick Colorado” is the reason that I, Renee Ashley Baker, “fired” Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Jennifer Lopez , and Kim Kardashian as “actresses”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, then decided to cast Angie Everhart in the role for my “Luv 2 U” movie project.
(For Renee Ashley Baker’s “Luv 2 U” movie story I, Renee Ashley Baker, wanted Mathew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker to Star. I, Renee Ashley Baker, was even considering Jamie Dominic for a part. However, like I’ve said, all of the Renee Ashley Baker motion pictures are “on the shelf” and they will “stay there” for some time….)
p.s. Nobody has to “give their work up for free” (except for Tupac Shakur of course and the story is that Tupac got “killed” for his work–for his “master tapes”….)
So, To Colorado: I, Renee Ashley Baker, am not going to become “Tupac Shakur”. Leave me alone Colorado! Don’t make me put “the Crawlspace” back because I will put it back !!!
NOW…SHOUT OUT TO KEVIN
“The Thin Man” (MGM television series) starring Peter Lawford
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“EL NINO” WINTER EMERGENCY PREPAREDNESS…
“BABY IT COULD STILL GET COLD OUTSIDE !”
ABOUT THE MOVIES….
THERE WILL BE “NO PICK UPS” AS I RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL NOT, NOT BE AN INDEPENDENT MOVIE PRODUCER….PLUS STILL “NO” TO ROBERT DENIRO.
ANNOUNCEMENT (NO DONALD TRUMP !)
1. I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t know why but Denver, today, is back trying to get Donald Trump “indicted” by a Federal Grand Jury. I, Renee Ashley Baker, have already said “No” to Denver’s Donald Trump “film projects”. Donald Trump is not, NOT going to finance Renee Ashley Baker (and Renee Ashley Baker is not, NOT going to be an “Indie Film Maker”. I, Renee Ashley Baker already said “Disney Corp” for an exclusive deal in 3-5 years that will pay me, Renee Ashley Baker $50 million dollars a year for 20 years. For the umpteenth time, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not be “in business” with Donald Trump. If, I, Renee Ashley Baker, have to “file a complaint against Donald Trump” with the U. S. Justice Department (like I did naming CBS Network), Donald Trump’s “campaign” will be over. Over because Donald Trump will have to “disclose” my complaint to the American Public. Denver is still trying to have/use/run Donald Trump (!!!) Also, remember, I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “50 United Nations Plaza” not, NOT “Trump Towers”. Because of Denver, I, Renee Ashley Baker, won’t be going to “Trump Towers” not even to get my “eyebrows” done (!!!)
2. Denver is trying to have/own/use/sell Renee Ashley Baker’s game shows. Renee Ashley Baker’s “game shows” belong to CP Irrevocable Trust and neither of these “game shows” is for sale at this time. Denver is trying to “coerce” me to give/sell NBC Network “You Pin Face”. No, No, No. Universal/NBC Network cannot buy “You Pin Face”. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, have decided that “You Pin Face” will not, NOT be produced, nor broadcast. I, am taking “You Pin Face” off the slate….permanently.)
3. Still “NO” to Aretha Franklin. No toOWN Network, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Gayle King, No to their “tacky red botoms”. No to Revlon (it’s sold in drug stores and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am keeping Chanel and Chanel Cosmetics). Also still “NO” to Mandalay Productions. And still “NO” to “eating” or “meeting” at John Elway’s “CAPO Hash House”. John Elway needs to pay that money back that he a bunch of retired “pensioners” lost all because John Elway “fronted a crooked deal”.
4. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be lunching, everyday in New York at the Grill Four Seasons and dining every Saturday (date night) with the “Caucasian/Jewish” man Janis Spindel fixes me up with….)
SO NOW…. WHO DOES RENEE ASHLEY BAKER LOVE ?
CO CO CHANEL
THE ROTHSCHILDS….(and Champagne Socialite ?)
WHERE ARE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE MEN?
WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE MATCHMAKER….
(You know the drill….Renee Ashley Baker’s “ideal man” has to be Jewish/Caucasian, 60-70 years of age….and a millionaire or billionaire….)
MOORE OF RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE COMPANIES BELOW…
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FRANCE HOUSE….
(The House Chanel–or a Rothschild Mortgage–Bought….)
Re: THE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG
1. The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog is NOT FOR SALE !
2. The “Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog” will remain solely owned (100% owned) by “CP Irrevocable Trust”.
3. The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog “may” be published by “CP Music Publishing Company”. (CP Music Publishing Company will be solely owned –100% owned– by “CP Irrevocable Trust”).
4. The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog will be “registered” with BMI or ASCAP (meaning registered by Renee Ashley Baker). The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog BMI/ASCAP registration will specify “NO PERFORMING RIGHTS AVAILABLE”.
(Meaning No Covers, No Usage, and No Sale of the songs in the Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog).
5. NO LABEL….I, Renee Ashley Baker, have decided that I will NOT–NOT– set up a 7-10 year “Label Distribution Deal”.
Beyonce and Mariah and Rihanna still aren’t singers…. No to Diana Ross, and No to David Geffen. No to 50 Cent, and No to Kanye West –who is “designing junk”). No to That Ugly Denver/Juarez Christina Aguillera, and No to Denver/Juarez Ariana Grande.
NO TO UNIVERSAL AND NO TO WARNER BROS/INTERSCOPE….
and….BELOW THE “NO” LIST….
No to Gwen Stefani (an ugly Italian no talent who can’t sing), No to little ugly “GiGi” too (No to David Foster). No to Brittany Spears, No to Christina Aguillera, No to Selena, No to Jennifer Lopez, No to Jennifer Hudson, No to Gaga and No to Madonna.
No to Rihanna, No to Beyonce, No to Lil Kim, No to Mary Blige. No to Kanye West, No to Dr.Dre, No to Snoop Dogg, No to Sean Puffy Combs (P Diddy) No to Jay-Z, No to Tidal Music.
No to “broke” Melanie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Meryl Streep, No to Own Network, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Gayle King. No to
No to Gale Hurd, No to Arnold Schwarzenegger, No to Robert DeNiro (No to Nobu), No to George Clooney, No to Sylvester Stallone, No to Brad Cooper. No to ICM, No to William Morris and No to UTA.