A BROKE COWTOWN
PHOTOGRAPHS BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
It is December 12, 2015 and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am in Denver (the “Shakedown Organized Crime Cowtown”). I, Renee Ashley Baker, had to “run an errand” on this dark and snowy Saturday (it’s 10:00 in the morning !). It is up to my lawyers (Pepper Hamilton of Philadelphia) whether or not I get to New York City for Christmas….
In these photos, I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing my “Neiman Marcus Curber Coat” and this time I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing my lipstick (it’s Elizabeth Arden Intrigue Effects Lipstick in Teaberry Shimmer #09….)
ON TO NEW YORK CITY (AND 50 U.N. PLAZA !)
(above Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother Lady Irma/Erma, Lady Irma/Erma’s Rolex, Renee Ashley Baker’s new NYC Condo at 50 United Nations Plaza….
Renee Ashley Baker’s 50 U.N. condo will be owned by CP Irrevocable Trust. CP Irrevocable Trust is a New York Trust….)…
“A St. Louis Christmas”
Renee Ashley Baker
re: Renee Ashley Baker’s “toys” in St. Louis Missouri:
Did I, Renee Ashley Baker, ever admit that my Mother (Lady Irma/Erma) spoiled me (Renee Ashley Baker)? Lady Irma/Erma bought me (Renee Ashley Baker) the “most expensive” dresses and shoes for school (Lady Irma/Erma bought them at St. Louis department stores Stix Baer Fuller and Famous Barr). And, have I, Renee Ashley Baker, told you that my Mother (Lady Irma/Erma) paid for my “classical ballet lessons” in St. Louis Missouri (I, Renee Ashley Baker, danced “en pointe” at the age of 9). Every year, my Mother (Lady Irma/Erma) took me (Renee Ashley Baker) to see Santa–to sit on Santa’s knee– at the Winter Wonderland inside the Famous Barr department store (in St. Louis Missouri). When I, Renee Ashley Baker was a toddler (2, 3, 4, years of age) my Mother (Lady Irma/Erma) bought me (Renee Ashley Baker) the “most expensive” toys too. I, Renee Ashley Baker, had a “little red wagon”, a “red tricycle”, and a “pedal car” that I, Renee Ashley Baker, would “drive” up and down the block in St. Louis Missouri.
My Mother (Lady Irma/Erma) always filled her Christmas Tree with gifts for me which she’d wrapped beautifully in green ribbons and red Christmas paper. As I, Renee Ashley Baker, got older, Lady Irma/Erma bought me Kodak and Poloroid cameras, authentic Mickey Mouse watches, rose water colognes, birthstone jewelry, pink robes with matching pink house slippers, tape recorders, etc etc etc.
Now….The Neiman Marcus Christmas Book 2015!
To Shop The Christmas Book Visit:
And…Don’t Forget ReneeAB9 !
Visit The ReneeAB9 Store ! (On Zazzle)
Click link below to visit The Store:
BEAUTY TIPS FOR HER:
Get Ready For Party Season !
The Great Smile Guide !
Renee Ashley Baker’s DDS:
Renee Ashley Baker will be seeing dentist Marc Lowenberg in New York City…. For that “great smile” remake !
NOW….FOR THE BRIGHTEST SMILE EVER (DIY !)
Paint it on with Go Smile Advanced Formula B1 ($89, Sephora 1)
Chew em off with a sugar-free gum like Supersmile Professinal Whitening Gum ($24 for 100 pieces; Supersmile com)
At Barney’s New York
(You’ll have to visit your dentist for the Lumineers)
Finally, For Lips That Smile CODE RED:
Chanel Rouge Allure in Audace ($30 at a department store Chanel counter near you)
NOW…A PARTY WEAR GUIDE FOR MEN:
THE TUXEDO !
For A “How To Buy A Tux Guide” Click Link Below:
NOW…FOR A HOW TO CRACK THE HOLIDAY “CHAMPAGNE” CODE
Clink Link Below:
NOW….WINTER HOLIDAY ESCAPES !
For The Jet Set
Gstaad Palace !
AND….FOR THE FAMILY:
Green Mountains Vermont !
Vermont’s legendary Green Mountains offers Nordic Skiing , snowshoeing and dog sledding !
Killington Ski School …Where you can ride an escalator instead of a ski lift !
WHAT’S THE BEST VIDEO CAM FOR INSTANT YOUTUBE UPLOAD ?
To Insta Capture Holiday Excitement Try The JVC Everio GZ-MS100r . You just press one button to start transferring video to your “youtube” account.
THE GOOD NEWS
TAYLOR SWIFT NOMINATED FOR GRAMMY !
THE BAD NEWS….
Nicki Minaj’s brother arrested on “child rape” charges….
(pictured above Jilani Maraj who was arrested Tuesday….What is going On Here ?)
TO READ STORY CLICK LINK BELOW:
.ANNOUNCEMENT ! ANNOUNCEMENT !
I, Renee Ashley Baker, have hired Pepper Hamilton to settle for me (and for CP Irrevocable Trust) the out of court settlement of my “civil case” (for an amount of $90 million to $120 million dollars)….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, have filed a complaint with the U.S. Justice Department that names CBS Network. I, Renee Ashley Baker won’t be doing any business with CBS Network, nor with Showtime, nor with Paramount.
P.S. I, Renee Ashley Baker, still can’t stand Oprah Winfrey nor Gayle King….
SO NOW…. WHO DOES RENEE ASHLEY BAKER LOVE ?
CO CO CHANEL
THE ROTHSCHILDS….(and Champagne Socialite ?)
WHERE ARE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE MEN?
WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE MATCHMAKER….
(You know the drill….Renee Ashley Baker’s “ideal man” has to be Jewish/Caucasian, 60-70 years of age….and a millionaire or billionaire….)
MOORE OF RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE COMPANIES BELOW…
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FRANCE HOUSE….
(The House Chanel–or a Rothschild Mortgage–Bought….)
Re: THE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG
1. The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog is NOT FOR SALE !
2. The “Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog” will remain solely owned (100% owned) by “CP Irrevocable Trust”.
3. The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog “may” be published by “CP Music Publishing Company”. (CP Music Publishing Company will be solely owned –100% owned– by “CP Irrevocable Trust”).
4. The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog will be “registered” with BMI or ASCAP (meaning registered by Renee Ashley Baker). The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog BMI/ASCAP registration will specify “NO PERFORMING RIGHTS AVAILABLE”.
(Meaning No Covers, No Usage, and No Sale of the songs in the Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog).
5. The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog “may” set up a 7-10 year “Label Distribution Deal” with Columbia Records (although Columbia Records–aka Sony–will not, NOT own any percentage of said “label” NOR own any percentage of said “copyrights”).
Beyonce and Mariah and Rihanna still aren’t singers…. No to Diana Ross, and No to David Geffen. No to 50 Cent, and No to Kanye West –who is “designing junk”). No to That Ugly Denver/Juarez Christina Aguillera, and No to Denver/Juarez Ariana Grande.
NO TO UNIVERSAL AND NO TO WARNER BROS/INTERSCOPE and NO TO KIM BASINGER.
and….SCROLL DOWN FOR “MOORE”