PHOTOGRAPHY BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
“Debra & Donna: From Here To Eternity”
(The above photo may–may– be “auctioned by Sothebys” at The Erma Foundation’s
“12 Nights of Christmas”….)
When: December 12-23 2015
Where: New York City (Renee Ashley Baker’s condo at 50 United Nations Plaza)
SAVE THE DATE !
NOW…THE PINK !
TO WHOM THIS MAY CONCERN:
I, Renee Ashley Baker, have decided to buy (and wear) Swarovski Crystal Jewelry. However, if–IF–I, Renee Ashley Baker, one day change my mind, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will go to France (to Tiffany or To Cartier) and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will buy a “33 1/3 Carat” PINK DIAMOND !
I, Renee Ashley Baker, will name this pink diamond “The Pink-Her-Ton-Diamond”. This “pink diamond” would be purchased in the name of CP Irrevocable Trust and would then be “transported” (by armored car) from the Paris jewelry store to my Paris France bank “safe deposit box”. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, would not wear the “real pink diamond” but would only –on occasion–wear a copy –a “paste replica” –of the “real pink diamond”.
I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be settling my lawsuit out of court….for $90 million – $120 million dollars then, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “launching” Erma French Perfume & Design/Celtic Lion Menswear (with the Wertheimers ? ) and launching “Champagne Socialite Cocktails” (with the Rothschilds ?)….
above, the first most famous “pink diamond” in the world….(Can you name it ?)
NOW…CHANEL! TO WEAR NOW !
Did you know….
that one of Princess Diana’s ball gowns sold, at auction for $102,000 pounds ? It did! The auction was held at Kerry Taylor Auction House in London !
Cousin Catherine is happy about it !
BY KARL LAGERFELD…. CO CO CHANEL !
LOUIS VUITTON !
NOW…The Scent of Beauty
Renee Ashley Baker’s
Royal Botanicals by Ariel
Flower by Taylor @ Fox Fodder Farm
Got the dress, the fragrance, now ….
GET THAT PERFECT SMILE FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE NYC DDS…
YOU’VE GOT THE PERFECT TEETH….BUT…JUST IN CASE….
The Tinder or the Ok date becomes a “dud”…
Do it with “sequins”
Do it with “Smart Guard”….
(I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to “undo” my promo of “dating apps”)
FASHION WEEK IS OVER….
KICK BACK, RELAX, AND ENJOY A CHAMPAGNE COCKTAIL
(HE’LL APPRECIATE IT AFTER YOU’VE SPENT HIS MONEY…WHAT SAY?)
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE MATCHMAKER….
(You know the drill….Renee Ashley Baker’s “ideal man” has to be Jewish/Caucasian, 60-70 years of age….and a millionaire or billionaire….)
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE COMPANIES BELOW…
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FRANCE HOUSE….
(The House Chanel–or a Rothschild Mortgage–Bought….)
NOW…ANNOUNCEMENT FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER