“THE KILLER BEE AFFAIR”
(Photography by Renee Ashley Baker)
“The Bad Guy”
“The Good Scientist”
ABOUT MGM’S “THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E”
I, Renee Ashley Baker, am going to try and see the new movie (“The Man From UNCLE”) in Philadelphia (while I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be seeing my “Philadelphia lawyers” and while I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be staying at the ritzy Philadelphia Four Seasons Hotel). I, Renee Ashley Baker, won’t “critique” the movie until after I have seen it but…what….what?….WHAT!….what is “the girl” (the “honey”) doing in the “movie trailer” (wearing polka-dot power?). And….why …why…why are Illya and Napoleon acting alike? (They are very different you know). And what–is that song (“You work for me”). What? They work for “Waverly” at the United Network Command For Law Enforcement right? As an “original” fan of the “original” 1964-1968 tv series “Man From UNCLE” I, Renee Ashley Baker, miss the “original music” in the trailer….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, probably won’t sell my “color” photos (my Man From Uncle “color TV art”) because my TV’s color only “comes in right” when the weather is BAD (LOL). The above “color” collection has digital problems (see how Illya’s gun has imploded!).
THE PREVIOUS WEEK….(ON “THE MAN FROM UNCLE”)
AND NOW….THE ABSOLUTE CUTEST, MOST ADORABLE, MOST SPECIAL…
BABY IN THE WORLD!
above Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Lady Irma/Erma), the “Birthday Boy” (HRH Prince Louie), his baby sister (HRH Princess Charlotte), and the “1919 Bentley” to drive the Royal babies around in….
Below…. Best Newscast and Best Children’s Entertainment…Disney!
A PANIC ROOM !
The Safe Room by Security Expert Chris McGoey
Click Link Below (To Read)
Safety For Your Credit Card: I.D. Stronghold
(sleeve and wallet below)
Scripps Spelling Bee Champions 2015!
above Gokul Venkatachalam and Vanya Shivashankar (I didn’t forget ya!)
It Was A Tie! Both Winners Get $35,000 In Cash and Prizes !
(FYI: He’s From St. Louis!)
now….The MTV Awards 2015…
For Teens Only?
Yes, I, Renee Ashley Baker, am happy that Taylor Swift’s video “Bad Blood” was nominated for an MTV Video Award. Taylor wins again for writing songs that are so “true to life! …. While… Nicki Manaj’s “Ugly Bertha Butt Twerk” is JUNK (!!!) JUNK (!!!)
NOW Fitness! (2015)
Fitness model Jamie Dominic aka the most downloaded male fitness model on the internet!….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, will pay Jamie to come to New York and do a “photo shoot” with me (Renee Ashley Baker) for my press releases….WHAT SAY ???
FITNESS FOR HIM 101
above, the Runtastic Libra Scale measures eight factors, including weight, body fat, muscle mass, and BMI. Below… the Microsoft Fit Band (the best !)
above, the Oakley polarized sunglasses (for driving to and from the gym)….below Dorcy LED “waterproof” flashlight….in case you need it.
above, the “elegant shave” (Art of Shaving) and below a power juicer by (Jack LaLanne of course!)
App for Him (the Jetfit Workout App)
Bike For Him …by Mercedes Benz
Bike For Her….by Trek Lexa
App For Her Stylebook (the “Wardrobe App”)
Gymbag for Her (the “Apera” gym bag all the compartments you need!)
For Her….Adapting The 7 Years Younger Diet….
For Him….Avoiding The 7 Year Itch Diet….(Remember Fellas To Add The Diamonds !)
above, The Diamond Dazzle Stik (cleans diamonds…just twist, brush and dazzle!)
OH BABY BABY !
above, Royal Prince Louie Toy Box
Members of British Parliament presented their future king with a handcrafted pine toy box valued at $650 ….
Moore “Best Toys !”
Playmobil Spy Team Command Vehicle $65
Mattel Hot Wheels Car Maker $50
Mattel Disney Planes Pilot Pals Dusty Crophopper Remote Control Plane $40
EZ Pro DJ by Jakks Pacific….
Grandpa Spins Too !
To Listen To Music (Inside Babies Room or Out)
Portable Wireless Speakers designed by ReneeAB9 (ReneeAB9 on Zazzle)
now….”Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Celebrity “Hot Spots” (in NYC)
Tao Downtown and Philippe
Presenting: Taylor Swift “Bad Blood”
now…. MOORE ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER BELOW….
THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL (OR A ROTHSCHILD BANK MORTGAGE BOUGHT)
NOW READ MOORE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER PROJECTS BELOW…..
AFTER MY LAWSUIT HAS SETTLED…
MY GAME SHOW
The Title: “Mojo Movie Matinee” created by Renee Ashley Baker
1. Renee Ashley Baker (through CAA) will –hopefully—get to sell the “network broadcast rights” (for Mojo Movie Matinee) to ABC Network TV; to run for a period beginning 2018-2023 / with ABC Network to be “granted” exclusive worldwide syndication rights” as well.
2. ABC Network will tape 13-26 shows per year that will air during the fall/winter seasons (and possibly in an early evening time slot).
3. ABC Network will tape “Mojo Movie Matinee” at ABC TV Studios in New York City.
4. ABC Network will cast two players (two contestants) who are non-celebrity.
5. Shout Out To My Fortune 500 companies: I Need Sponsors For My Game Show! a. Kelloggs (Special K) b. AT& T Wireless c. Buick or Volkswagen d. Microsoft Source e. New York Life… and…
For Consellation Prizes:
f. Ballet Beautiful Athletic Wear (of New York)
g. ReneeAB9 Men’s Designer Line
h. Vikram Vij pre-packed gourmet meals…. also….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “making a documentary” with Imax. My Imax Documentary will be called, “Launch: For Men Only…ReneeAB9”. My Imax Documentary will be “filmed” in France …in Paris France and filmed on the “French Riviera”. (No rights to my Imax Documentary will be sold to Amazon Prime nor to Netflix). The Erma Foundation New York Party/ Event “Fashion Walks For Autism” will be “filmed” for my Imax Documentary. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be using “Imax Productions” so “No” to Indigo Productions. (However, I Renee Ashley Baker, will keep Steven Meisel for this “documentary”….) Oprah Winfrey and Gayle King will not NOT be attending The Erma Foundation New York Event (aka “Fashion Walks For Autism: A Very Special Affair”.) I, Renee Ashley Baker, still do not, NOT, watch Oprah Winfrey and I, Renee Ashley Baker, “can’t stand” Gayle King. (still NO to CBS Network).
I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “making a documentary” with Imax. My Imax Documentary will be called, “Launch: For Men Only…ReneeAB9”. My Imax Documentary will be “filmed” in France …in Paris France and filmed on the “French Riviera”. (No rights to my Imax Documentary will be sold to Amazon Prime nor to Netflix).
The Erma Foundation New York Party/ Event “Fashion Walks For Autism” will be “filmed” for my Imax Documentary. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be using “Imax Productions” so “No” to Indigo Productions. (However, I Renee Ashley Baker, will keep Steven Meisel for this “documentary”….)
Oprah Winfrey and Gayle King will not NOT be attending The Erma Foundation New York Event (aka “Fashion Walks For Autism: A Very Special Affair”.) I, Renee Ashley Baker, still do not, NOT, watch Oprah Winfrey and I, Renee Ashley Baker, “can’t stand” Gayle King. (still NO to CBS Network).
And…. Because I, Renee Ashley Baker, have said “NO” to Television the “tv rights” will NOT be sold to my Erma Foundation New York party/event. In other words, No “tv rights” sold to Amazon Prime. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will retain all “tv rights” and these “tv rights” will not , NOT be sold.
Also still no to Warner Bros, and still no to Universal (“NO” to “Juraissic Park”); and still No to ICM, No to “the Jacksons”. No to Richard Gere. No to all those who I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said NO to.
I, Renee Ashley Baker, have told you that the “movie chain” (AMC) had to be sold to the Chinese because it had “gone bankrupt” . Why bankrupt? Too many women, too many “gay women”, too many ugly women, too many B-list actresses (like Charlize Theron), plus too many “bad scripts”. (Too many “middle managers” trying to run the “movie studios”). The public is STAYING AWAY from the movie “box office” in droves. This past Memorial Day weekend brought the lowest Memorial Day “movie audience” since 2001. Example: The Disney Movie “TomorrowLand” cost $180 million to make but “took in” only $41 million dollars this weekend at the movie theatres ! SITYS (See I Told You So)… I, Renee Ashley Baker, may talk to Disney Execs in 3-5 years and may sign a 7 Year Exclusive Contract with Disney. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will have an office on the Disney lot and will receive “Executive Producer” credit “above the title” but not above “Walt Disney Presents”….However, from 2015-2018 I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be residing in France and I, Renee Ashley Baker will be launching Erma French Perfume and Design, ReneeAB9 Men’s Designer Line and The “Champagne Socialite” cocktail company..… READ ON….
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE
1a. Settle Lawsuit Out of Court (for $100 million dollars–my Philadelphia lawyers get 40%). b. Sign a “male model” for the ReneeAB9 Men’s Designer Line of Swim Trunks (maybe Jamie?). 2. Move To France in October 2015 (set up two companies, Erma French Perfume and Design /ReneeAB9 and Champagne Socialite hopefully with The Wertheimers and The Rothschilds. IF–I, DECIDE: 3. Star with Bruce Willis in “Diehard” (in 2017 or 2017 (for 20th Century Fox). 4. Star with Tom Hanks in 2019 (for Disney Studios). 5. Star in “The Carr Extraction” by Renee Ashley Baker with Harrison Ford?, and Sean Connery? and Ben Kingsley? and _____as Dr. White (for Disney Studios). 6. Star with Kevin Costner or Brad Pitt in 2020 (for Disney) BECAUSE of “Colorado’s Strong Arm Extortion Rackets” I, Renee Ashley Baker, will have to get Federal Court Injunctions against Universal Studios, against Warner Bros Studios, against ICM and against Tagliaboo of the NFL. (Denver keeps trying to “coerce me” to work on a movie project with Tagliaboo and the NFL. Tagliaboo will “go to jail”. Denver’s John Elway will “go to jail too”.
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AND…STILL “NO” (BELOW
NO TO CBS NETWORK AND NO TO TIPPI HEDREN (SHE’S TOILET PAPER)….. OPRAH WINFREY WILL “NOT” BE TRAVELING TO EUROPE WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (ON BOARD THE QUEEN MARY 2)…. NO TO ROBERT DENIRO AND NO TO SEAN PUFFY (P DIDDY ) COMBS (THEY’LL BOTH GO TO JAIL)…. NO TO JAMES PATTERSON, NO TO HALLE BERRY NO TO JILL SCOTT, NO TO JENNIFER HUDSON…. No to John Elway, No to Janus Fund, No to Invesco, No to Gale Hurd, No to Gayle King, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Forrest Whitacker, No to Ludacris, No to Nicolas Cage, No to Dennis Quaid, No to Sean Puffy Combs (he’ll go to jail), No to Jay-Z, No to Kanye West, No to Madonna, No to David Foster, No to Beyonce, No to Lil Kim and No to Rihanna, No to Nicki Manaj, and No to Mariah Carey (she still can’t sing), And….No to George Clooney, No to George Clooney, and Robert DeNiro will “go to jail”.
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER ALSO SAYS “NO” TO ORGANIZED CRIME….
Colorado is trying to have “this” be Universal Studios. (Somebody who works for a Denver City agency said that if I wasn’t going to be for “the movie industry” then I needed to be for Los Angeles….This somebody, a “she” then explained that being for Los Angeles meant “being for the illegal drug industry”…..Denver has to “kiss