(above Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother Lady Irma/Erma)
I, Renee Ashley Baker, always had the “best of everything”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, was born, you could say, with a “silver spoon in my mouth as I was born at Barnes Jewish Hospital (the rich Jewish hospital in St. Louis Missouri) to an “Eastern Star” bourgoisie Mother (Lady Irma/Erma) who owned “real/genuine” jewelry, “real/genuine” fur coats and “real/genuine” crocodile high heel shoes. Even now, my cup “runneth over” and I, Renee Ashley Baker, have a “cornucopia” (a horn of plenty)….So: Shout Out to The Barnes Foundation. I, Renee Ashley Baker, am hoping that the Barnes Foundation (and other Foundations) will joint me at The Erma Foundation first annual Fashion Walks For Autism “A Very Special Affair”…..
When: September 2015 (Fashion Week)
Where: New York City….
Now…The Man From U.N.C.L.E. and The Candidate (Photography by Renee Ashley Baker)
“The Villain and The Candidate”
“The Break Out”
“The Villain’s Aide”
“The Man From UNCLE’S Escape”
The photos above were taken by Renee Ashley Baker with an LG “Cosmos” Cell Phone…
THE BEST FITNESS
Fitness (and Grace)
Daria Ivanova of the Royal Swedish Ballet
Fitness (and Viral Virility)
Re-Introducing Fitness Model Jamie Dominic (The most downloaded male model on the Internet…..and he sure looks good in swim trunks….SEXY …SEXY….SEXY….)
BEST FITNESS EQUIPMENT
At Play ….The “HoverTrax”
AT Work ….”Fitdesk Pedal Desk”
BEST TENNIS BALL MACHINES
By Tennis Express
BEST FITNESS BAND
The Microsoft Band by Microsoft
BEST JUMP ROPE
The Digital Jump Rope by Sunny
BEST HOME DELIVERY SERVICES
Instarcart, Postmate and Amazon Prime
BEST HIGH FASHION SHOPPING APPS
Spring and Fohr
BEST RESTAURANT RESERVATION APPS
Seamless and Open Table
Dr. Aaron Rollins Elite Body Sculpture
BEST HAIR SALON
(Mr. Kenneth in New York City)
BEST NAIL SALON
Dorothy’s Day Spa in New York City)
CHANEL SPRING 2015
BEST SELFIE MACHINES
Tap Snap and Mojo photo booths
BEST NEWS ON TV
VIDEO! HOVERTRAX DEMO….
THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL (OR A ROTHSCHILD BANK MORTGAGE BOUGHT)
I, Renee Ashley Baker, have told you that the “movie chain” (AMC) had to be sold to the Chinese because it had “gone bankrupt” . Why bankrupt? Too many women, too many “gay women”, too many ugly women, too many B-list actresses (like Charlize Theron), plus too many “bad scripts”. (Too many “middle managers” trying to run the “movie studios”). The public is STAYING AWAY from the movie “box office” in droves. This past Memorial Day weekend brought the lowest Memorial Day “movie audience” since 2001. Example: The Disney Movie “TomorrowLand” cost $180 million to make but “took in” only $41 million dollars this weekend at the movie theatres ! SITYS (See I Told You So)… I, Renee Ashley Baker, may talk to Disney Execs in 3-5 years and may sign a 7 Year Exclusive Contract with Disney. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will have an office on the Disney lot and will receive “Executive Producer” credit “above the title” but not above “Walt Disney Presents”….However, from 2015-2018 I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be residing in France and I, Renee Ashley Baker will be launching Erma French Perfume and Design, ReneeAB9 Men’s Designer Line and The “Champagne Socialite” cocktail company..… READ ON….
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE
1a. Settle Lawsuit Out of Court (for $100 million dollars–my Philadelphia lawyers get 40%).
b. Sign a “male model” for the ReneeAB9 Men’s Designer Line of Swim Trunks (maybe Jamie?).
2. Move To France in October 2015 (set up two companies, Erma French Perfume and Design /ReneeAB9 and Champagne Socialite hopefully with The Wertheimers and The Rothschilds. IF–I, DECIDE:
3. Star with Bruce Willis in “Diehard” (in 2017 or 2017 (for 20th Century Fox).
4. Star with Tom Hanks in 2019 (for Disney Studios).
5. Star in “The Carr Extraction” by Renee Ashley Baker with Harrison Ford?, and Sean Connery? and Ben Kingsley? and _____as Dr. White (for Disney Studios).
6. Star with Kevin Costner or Brad Pitt in 2020 (for Disney) BECAUSE of “Colorado’s Strong Arm Extortion Rackets” I, Renee Ashley Baker, will have to get Federal Court Injunctions against Universal Studios, against Warner Bros Studios, against ICM and against Tagliaboo of the NFL. (Denver keeps trying to “coerce me” to work on a movie project with Tagliaboo and the NFL. Tagliaboo will “go to jail”. Denver’s John Elway will “go to jail too”.
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AND…VISIT THE “RENEEAB9” DESIGNER HOUSEWARES AND MEN’S ACCESSORIES STORE
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AND…STILL “NO” (BELOW)
OPRAH WINFREY WILL “NOT” BE TRAVELING TO EUROPE WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (ON BOARD THE QUEEN MARY 2)…. NO TO ROBERT DENIRO AND NO TO SEAN PUFFY (P DIDDY ) COMBS (THEY’LL BOTH GO TO JAIL)…. NO TO JAMES PATTERSON, NO TO HALLE BERRY NO TO JILL SCOTT, NO TO JENNIFER HUDSON…. No to John Elway, No to Janus Fund, No to Invesco, No to Gale Hurd, No to Gayle King, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Forrest Whitacker, No to Ludacris, No to Nicolas Cage, No to Dennis Quaid, No to Sean Puffy Combs (he’ll go to jail), No to Jay-Z, No to Kanye West, No to Madonna, No to David Foster, No to Beyonce, No to Lil Kim and No to Rihanna, No to Nicki Manaj, and No to Mariah Carey (she still can’t sing), And….No to George Clooney, No to George Clooney, and Robert DeNiro will “go to jail”.
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER ALSO SAYS “NO” TO ORGANIZED CRIME….
Colorado is trying to have “this” be Universal Studios. (Somebody who works for a Denver City agency said that if I wasn’t going to be for “the movie industry” then I needed to be for Los Angeles….This somebody, a “she” then explained that being for Los Angeles meant “being for the illegal drug industry”…..Denver has to “kiss Renee Ashley Baker’s ass”…..
CLICK STORY TO READ WHY NOT: http://theboombox.com/interscope-records-used-as-drug-headquarters/