Archive for August, 2014

(THE BIG GUNN ?) My Daddy — My Father (aka MR. ASHLEY “THE LION”) Did Not Want Me With Women He Wanted Me With MEN…. So—“Happy Labor Day 2014!” Below a Tribute to My Mother Lady Erma/Irma and to My Brother James; also Renee’s new M.I.A. Video (plus “other” things to do over the holiday weekend)….

August 25, 2014

Heroes of Greece

“MY HEROES” (NOW COMPLETED)

by

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

My Heroes have always been MEN. My Father (Mr. Ashley); My Uncles (Masons and U.S. Army Men); and My Brother (James who spent 28 years in the U.S. Air Force). However…occasionally, there have been MEN (not related to me) that I, Renee Ashley Baker, DO admire and respect and Muhammed Ali was (and is) one of those MEN. Muhammed Ali and Me go back a long way. I, never met him of course but I, Renee Ashley Baker, remember him before he became Muhammed Ali; I, Renee Ashley Baker, remember him back when he was Casius Clay. I, Renee Ashley Baker, was watching when Casius Clay (aka Muhammed Ali) re-took his title (and became “America’s Champion”). I, Renee Ashley Baker, remember all the “hoopla” and the “chants” that resounded wherever Muhammed Ali went: “Ali Ali Ali”…. And…. yes, I, Renee Ashley Baker, actually saw the “Thriller in Manilla”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, actually bought tickets (or got my tickets paid for as I really don’t remember now) and we all know how the “Thrilla in Manilla” went…you got to your seat (in the theatre) sat down, then stood up again—and left…LOL. Yep, those were the “good ole, good ole” days. Muhammed Ali made rich by Roone Arlidge (at ABC). Muhammed Ali, his houses and his cars; Muhammed Ali, his wives and his girlfriends (remember Portia? the divorce? the settlement to the first wife? It was ALL THAT and a bag of PATE !…) Of course, by this time, I, Renee Ashley Baker, had moved away from home. I, Renee Ashley Baker, was age 17 1/2 and was living outside the state of Colorado with “various MEN”; and it was these “various Men” who taught me “the fight game”….And, it was ABC Sports, Roone Arlidge and Howard Cossell that made Muhammed Ali “Rich”. Boxing, like I said, was something I learned about from my “various boyfriends” and LOVERS; I learned from MEN who “watched the fights” when the “fights” would come on TV. (It was one of these MEN–these “boyfriends” who taught me what “Rabbit Punching” was….LOL.) It (the fight game) went from ABC TV to Pay-TV (Showtime) then to Pay-Per-View. There was a period when Las Vegas ran boxing (and I, Renee Ashley Baker, always hated Las Vegas. I, Renee Ashley Baker, had co-workers who’d invite me to Las Vegas for their every weekend “Las Vegas fun trips” but I, Renee Ashley Baker, always said “NO”)…..Steve Wynn bought boxing and everybody made money EXCEPT the “Fighters”. Although for a while ….Mike Tyson had money, mansions and cars (remember Robin Givens of Sarah Lawrence? and her “battles” with the hangers-on about the “porta-potties”…LOL….What, by the way, did Robin Givens get in that divorce settlement? If, I recall correctly it was only a fraction of what she asked for). And….as we all know Mike Tyson went to prison and later admitted that he was broke (bilked/robbed by “promoters”) although he–Mike Tyson– was, at least he seemed, finally happy and “funny” when I saw him on ABC TV’s “House Swap” TV show…..
SO, the last “fighter” that I saw fight was Sugar Ray Leonard (the Olympic champion) and of course I’ve promoted the “George Foreman Grill” on this Blog. (I’ve only read about the new Champ “Floyd Mayweather” on Judiciary Report. It seems he “hit the girlfriend” that he’d given a $60,000 Hermes handbag too….LOL….)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, can’t stand “American Sports” now. I, Renee Ashley Baker, hate the HGH crooks like Lance Armstrong and the various HGH “baseball cheats”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, hate the “so-called football players” like John Elway whose “shady” business deals involved “unsophisticated investors” who “lost their pension retirements”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, am leaving the United States because it (the United States) is allowing “4’9 Mexican Peppy” to “run things”. Well, Peppy isn’t “man enough” to run (to boss) Renee Ashley Baker, so, Renee Ashley Baker is going to Europe. I, Renee Ashley Baker am “moving to Europe” to get away from the “Squaw Village of Poor Women” that the United States has become. (73 Million Poor Women Reside In The United States Below The Poverty Line!)…

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am moving to France (moving to Europe) where the MEN are MEN!

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” (HOPEFLLY WITH THE WERTHEIMERS)….

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IF MY BROTHER (JAMES) IS A SHARK…THEN…MY FATHER (MR. ASHLEY) WAS A LION….THE “CHANEL” LION….CLICK ON THE LION BELOW TO VISIT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “52 MEN” (A YEAR) VLOG….

Chanel lion in Paris France

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BY THE BYE, CAN BURBERRY CUSTOM MAKE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER A MINK LINED WHITE TRENCH COAT?

and…FYI/411/DID YOU KNOW….

THAT….

“Maya” aka “Mathangi” aka “M.I.A” was two years old when I, Renee Ashley Baker, learned to play the GAMELAN? (LOL)

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Labor Day 2014

TRAVELING? TRAVEL WITH SAFE MONEY….

Le Mans Z Money Clip

Travel with the world’s safest money clip…the Le Mans “Z” clip (a money clip w/carbon fiber and RFID)

TRAVEL WITH “SAFETY” KNOWLEDGE

Download to your smart phone or android phone John Wiseman’s Survaval App “SAS”

John Wisemans SAS Survival Guide cell phone app

GET EM WHILE THEY’RE HOT….NOW SHOWING AT AMAZON INSTANT VIDEO….

The Man In The Gray Flannel Suit

The Lost Weekend

The Days of Wine and Roses

The Swimmer

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AND….JUST ADDED…..

“I’M THE GOVERNMENT AND I’M HERE TO HELP YOU”…..(SCROLL DOWN)

Little Nellie  James Bond 3

AND…RENEE ASHLEY BAKER NEWS….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS LEAVING WITH MEN…

….FOR MEN (IN PARIS FRANCE!)

(CRAP ON LOS ANGELES…OKAY?)

announcement in white

If, I, Renee Ashley Baker, decide to “do music” I, Renee Ashley Baker will “set up” (form) my own “Band”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “hold auditions” for musicians (for band members) AFTER I, Renee Ashley Baker, arrive in France. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will hire ALL EUROPEAN MEN for my Band as I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be the only FEMALE band member. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, may, MAY hire two MALE rappers –both “Middle Eastern” –one of the two Israeli. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will SIGN my new Band with Virgin Records or with Bertelsman , or with Sony. (No EMI, No Universal and No Interscope, No to Dr. Dre, and No to Eminem, and No to Rihanna and No to Beyoncé and No to Jay-Z). Of course, I, Renee Ashley Baker, still have my “Dancer Centre MyWay” ballet company from KIEV….
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William Ashby Knights Chain Mail

above, “chain mail” belonging to Sir William Ashby
…. KNIGHT

National Portrait Gallery honors Robin Williams

NATIONAL PORTRAIT GALLERY IN WASHINGTON DC…PAYS TRIBUTE TO ROBIN WILLIAMS….

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above, china cabinet belonging to my Brother James (in my brother’s Cherry Hills N J home) on display you can see the Mikasa fine bone china, the crystal stemware and the STERLING SILVER PLATTERS.

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THE SHARK: above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Brother (James) in his home, in Cherry Hill N J at Christmas time …

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above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Erma/Irma) in Cherry Hill N J at Christmas time. My Mother is wearing her favorite color as you can see (GOLD).

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RELATIVES: EVERY summer my Mother Erma/Irma (standing behind us all wearing the blue dress) would take us on “vacation”. First it was to Colorado. Then in later years Mother would vacation “annually” in New Jersey, in New York City (The Hamptons), in St. Louis and at the annual “Family Reunions”). Pictured above, starting at left is the little boy: He is an adult now and he was awarded a “commendation” by FBI Director Robert Mueller for exceptional police work (his office is in the J.Edgar Hoover Building in Washington DC); and he–the little boy–now has a son (Miguel) who is a Grammy Nominated musician, both he and his son (Miguel) reside in the “wealthy community” of Roswell Georgia. Next to him (in the yellow dress) is a “country club debutante Democrat” whose “sorority sister” wrote and published a “photo book” about President Obama’s 2009 “presidential campaigne”; Next to her (in the black & white check dress–with the “Harlequin” collar) is myself (Renee Ashley Baker); notice how everybody is looking forward except me I’m looking “askance” (with my astigmatism) at the “height”…. we’re all standing atop Royal Gorge Bridge….! My Mother (Erma/Irma) bought the “Harlequin” dresses at Stix, Baer Fuller or Famous & Barr in St. Louis….

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The Funniest Movie I Ever Saw….”THE WORLD ACCORDING TO GARP”

Robin Williams in The World According To Garp

GOOD-BYE ROBIN…

Robin Williams 2

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MY ANSWER IS STILL “NO” TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND NO TO WARNER BROS ….

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:
http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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Shark Week

sHARK

iT’S “Shark Week” Again on the Discovery Channel….8/7 central time….

“Be Careful What You Fish For”…..

I, Renee Ashley Baker, had one brother (James). I loved my Brother and he loved me. My brother (James) also loved our Mother (Erma/Irma). My Brother (James) loved New York City (he ran a department for the city of New York after he retired 28 years from the U.S. Air Force) and he (my brother James) loved Cherry Hills New Jersey!

Below…Moore about James

Brother Wireless Color Desk Top Scanner (with Web Connectivity). Also below “pearls” that my Mother (Erma/Irma) would have loved (the “gold ones”); my Mother (Erma/Irma) loved and wore 24kt gold jewelry. Both Mother and I owned “real pearl rings and earrings” that came from Tokyo Japan (probably Mikimoto)that were purchased for us by my brother James (when he was stationed in Japan)…..Also below, The Mellon House (Bunny and Paul Mellon’s Fifth Avenue apartment now for sale at Sotheby’s Real Estate. Asking Price: $40 Million Dollars)….Also below the New York City (Fifth Avenue) apartment where Jackie Kennedy Onassis lived in New York, my brother (James) owned an apartment on Fifth Avenue that was about a block away from Jackie O’s. He (my brother) would tell me about how he would often see Jackie Onassis walking to and from HER Fifth Avenue apartment….

Brother Color Wireless Document Scanner at FoxxSales com

I Love Cherry HIll

Assael 3

Assael 2

Assael jewelry

The Mellon House Fifth Avenue

1035 Fifth Avenue apartment of Jackie Kennedy

Jackie Kennedy 2 1040 fifth avenue

SO ….

YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT “THE GOVERNMENT” ????

REQUIRED READING FOR LABOR DAY WEEKEND…

Little Nellie James Bond

Within Arms Length by Dan Emmett

“Within Arms Length” by Dan Emmett (U.S. Secret Service)

Good Hunting by Jack Devine CIA

“Good Hunting” by Jack DeVine (C.I.A.)

Lone Survivor by Marcus Luttrell

“Lone Survivor” by Marcus Luttrell (Decorated Navy Seal)

and REQUIRED FRAGRANCE FOR MEN…
Andy Warhol Bond 9 by Hermes

Andy Warhol Bond 9 For Men by Hermes

and REQUIRED FOR TRAVELING MEN…

THE WORD’S BEST LUGGAGE TRACKERS….

STICKNFIND….

Stick N Find

OR…

BIKN

Bikn luggage tracker

and if you NEED BRASS TAGS ? TRY ENGRAVED ONES BY NAPTAGS

Engraved luggage tags by NapTags

NOW….

FOR HIM AND FOR HER….

ESSENTIALS FOR HER…..

OLD LOUIS

Below Marc Jacobs (Graffitti Bag in Army Green, Pink and Orange)

Louis Vuitton army green

NEW LOUIS

Below Marc Jacobs (Final handbags for Louis Vuitton ….)

“The Goddess Hera’s Feathers”….
….I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to take one of these “feathered bags” with me to Paris France….

Marc Jacobs final bags for Louis Vuitton

Marc Jacobs

RETIRING this year, from Louis Vuitton is designer Marc Jacobs….Below Marc’s apartment on the Champs de MARS in Paris France….

Marc Jacobs apartment on the Champ de Mars

Moore Louis Vuitton Wardrobe Below: Cost $50,000

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, called the Louis Vuitton store, because I want one of these “LV Wardrobes” to take with me to Paris France….I was told that it takes six months to get one….!!!)

Louis Vuitton wardrobe monogram

Articles de voyage tote by Marc Jacobs for LV

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “moving to Paris France” to date 52 Men a Year (My MEN must be Caucasian/Jewish, No Politicians, No Athletes, No Showbusiness)….And….I, Renee Ashley Baker, also hope to launch Erma French Perfume and Design (with The Wertheimers—hopefully?????)….Below….Something for Renee to wear at The Captains Table (on the Queen Mary 2)….

THE CHANEL COUTURE EYE….

Chanel Couture eye

Chanel headress 2014

Karl Lagerfeld
NOW…

BELOW….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RIVIERA HOUSE….(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT?)

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RENEE’S….NEW SONG….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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NEW….GoPro WHITE….

GO PRO WHITE

VIEW “RENEE GOES TO PARIS FRANCE”….(A NEW “GO PRO” CHANNEL….FROM EUROPE!)
click link below to view:
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UClOQkosBB9RokG5PFyZdJMQ

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Louis Vutton phone case

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

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Please post this BLOG link on your TWITTER and on your FACEBOOK. Copy and paste link: http://www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com

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Announcement

Queen Mary 2

Did I say that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “sailing” to France aboard the Queen Mary 2? YES, I will and I’ll be making, filming (digitally) a “Documentary” of my trip. I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to give this Documentary (free of charge) to Direct TV Video On Demand….so that it can be a “freebie for their audience….

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MY PUBLICIST…
I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM HOPING TO HIRE KCD WORLDWIDE…..I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM EXPECTING MY “FIRST PUBLICITY” TO BE MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S ENROLLMENT IN FASHION SCHOOL IN PARIS”….OR MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IN HER FABULOUS HOME OVERLOOKING THE MEDITTERANEAN”….WHAT A STORY!

KCD

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I said NO

P.S. STILL NO TO OPRAH WINFREY….OPRAH WINFREY IS NOT COMING ON THE QUEEN MARY 2 WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, happen to favor Cate Blanchett, at this time, as well as Helen Merrin. My old favorites are Helen Hayes, and the great actress/director/singer Barbra Streisand (to name a few).

iT’s The Weekend! …..New York Society…That New York Social Season 2013…Renee is Leaving! New York To Paris France….(NO TO SHOWBUSINESS, NO TO THE MUSIC INDUSTRY….NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE, NO TO JULIA ROBERTS, NO TO OPRAH WINFREY, NO TO GALE/GAIL, NO TO BEYONCE)

August 5, 2014

Rendez Vous Celestial Watch

BELOW….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RIVIERA HOUSE….(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT?)

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, am going to try to say this “tactfully”….I am aware of Denver/Englewood’s trying to “manipulate and maneuver” the “Star Machinery”. Trying to get my face out of “Leading Lady roles”….However, (surprise) I, Renee Ashley Baker, am Not, NOT FOR HIRE. I, Renee Ashley Baker, as Executive Producer have my “own projects” and I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to “cast who I want to”. So, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to France and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “buying the house pictured above” using a “Mortgage” from the Rothschild Bank (and using an “out of court settlement”).

Rothschild Bank logo

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:
http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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NEW YORK SOCIETY IS RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SOCIETY….

AD100 Four Seasons Pool Room

AD100 party decorated by Bronson van Wyck

Hunt Slonem Margaret Russell

Linda Fargo Iris Apfel Errol Rappaport

Margaret Russell and Alan Cumming

Martin Finio and Taryn Christoff

Robin Standefer and Stephen Alesch

Scott Frances Patti Weinberg Steven Harris

Toshiko Mori and Samuel Cochran

Stephen Werther and Ilse Werther

Stephen Shadley Alexa Hampton Clifford Harvard Emily Grady

Scott Frances Patti Weinberg Steven Harris

Alan Cumming selfie

Margaret Russell and Bronson Van Wyck

all photos above (indluding the “Selfie” by Alan cummings) were taken at NEW YORK’S FOUR SEASONS HOTEL….

and in 2012….

the AD100 Party was held at New York’s fabulous Guggenheim Museum (view below)

AD100 party 2012 Guggenheim

WHAT’S NEXT?

I, RENEE ASLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” AND TO LAUNCH MY MEN’S COLOGNE….

WHAT SHAPE BOTTLE?

WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE BY VICTOR (SHAPED LIKE A GRENADE?)

Victor Rolf

OR….MAYBE?

Avon Mallard

Avon Wild County

Mens Cologne flash drive

Stetson For Men

Mens Cologne by Clive Christian

Chanel Mens Cologne

This Chanel ad (for Men’s Cologne) is FABULOUS…(AB FAB !)

Now…Check Out NY Fashion Week (ON KICKSTARTER !)

kickstarter

(BECAUSE THE “POOR SQUAWS” OF ENGLEWOOD KEEP TRYING TO “MAKE ME WORK WITH WOMEN WHEN I’M FOR “MEN ONLY” ….”F EM” OKAY? NO TO MERYL STREEP AND NO TO CHARLIZE THERON AND NO TO THAT “DENVER/ENGLEWOOD/HOLLYWOOD MOVIE INDUSTRY” BECAUSE THEY LET A BUNCH OF “WOMEN” BREAK HOLLYWOOD….(!!! LOL)….SO STILL “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS….I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, REPEAT “MEN ONLY!”….I HATE CALIFORNIA….I’M LEAVING THE UNITED STATES AND I’LL BE ENTERING FRANCE’S FASHION WORLD…)

(SCROLL DOWN TO VIEW MY KICKSTARTER)

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