Renee is on Kickstarter, Blogger, and Linked In….plus….VOD: Direct TV For My Kickstarter Film? plus….FOR MEN (WITH LOVE): All About Men; All About Love #Matchmakers and #Luxury Travel for Lovers….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS ON KICKSTARTER….

CLICK KICKSTARTER LOGO BELOW…

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS ALSO ON BLOGGER….CLICK LOGO BELOW TO READ….

Blogger

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i, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE NO MOVIE PROJECTS FOR CHARLIZE THERON AND NO MOVIE PROJECTS FOR MERYL STREEP. NO TO JILL SCOTT AND NO TO MADONNA, NO TO BRITTANY SPEARS, NO TO CHRISTINA AGUILLERA, NO TO JESSICA ALBA, NO TO RIHANNA, NO TO NICKY MANAJ, NO TO BEYONCE, NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE, NO TO JULIA ROBERTS, NO TO ALL OTHER’S THAT I HAVE PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO.

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM ON LINKED IN! CHECK ME OUT! CLICK LOGO BELOW

linked in

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THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:
http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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Finally! It’s Here! You’ve Been Waiting–And Now It….Has…Arrived! (What, you say?). I didn’t say, I tweeted: “Stupid Time Capsule Moments” (What!). You remember “Stupid Pet Tricks?” Well…now now now, all seasons change, and out wit the old and in with the new…Bravo and Cudos and Bully for ME. I’ve invented, created, thought up, a new “#Twitter #Hashtag #Phrase #Code”. I call it BSTL: The New “Twitter Hashtag Phrase Code”. (SOUND: Knuckles cracking) So, here it goes (wish me luck) and when I find time I’ll be Tweeting it (LOL)….

Code Key

“BSTL/BASIC SYMBOLIC TWITTER LANGUAGE”

(A New Twitter Hashtag Phrase Code”)

created by

Renee Ashley Baker

To describe a really “Awesome” video: #VStormyWeather
To describe a really “Powerful” Rant: #BadAss
To describe a really Pure “act” or “look”: #NoFilter
To describe a really “Outrageous” piece of gossip: #Scoop
To describe a really “Amazing” person/place/thing: #DaBomb
To describe a really “Stupid/Ridiculous/Dumb” act or utterance: #TimeCapsuleMoment

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man and woman kissing

She says, “I Love You”….He says, “I Know”…..

I love you cups at shop geek details

ALL ABOUT MEN….

AND WHAT MEN THINK (ABOUT WOMEN)

WANT “HIS” OPINION? TRY….

GLAMOUR MAGAZINE’S “ASK JAKE”….

Always Hit On The Wingman

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/19/fashion/glamours-jake-column-inspires-a-new-book.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

WANT MORE THAN ONE OPINION….LIKE MAYBE 1000? BELOW…”1000+ Guys Talk” from the editors of Glamour Magazine

http://www.amazon.com/Have-Him-Hello-Confessions-About/dp/0307406547

NOT HAVING ANYBODY’S OPINION?

Love opinion

ALL ABOUT LOVE….

Big Island

Plan a romantic “end of summer” weekend “Getaway” and schedule through the new luxury travel site: Peek….

Peek Luxury Travel

THE BLACK SWIMSUIT….RESORTS AND BEACHES GALORE!

Below Glamour Magazine Cover: April 1956 Issue….

Glamour Magazine April 1956

AN END OF SUMMER “ROMANTIC WEEKEND” (WHAT TO TRAVEL IN AND WHAT TO PACK)…..

Below Chanel Lace Short Set with White Chanel Pearl Sandals…..

Chanel resort 2014

Chanel sandals 2014

PACKING: START WITH…

Chanel Les Beiges Summer

ADD ACCESSORIES…

Chanel sandals 2 2014

Chanel sunglases 2014

Tory Burch straw

WHAT LUGGAGE TO TAKE…

LV keepall 2

WHERE RENEE SHOPS…

Neiman Marcus

Barneys New York

NOW…A LOVE MATCH FOR RENEE?

RENEE’S MATCHMAKERS: They will “hook REnee Up” with AWESOME MEN who are Caucasian/Jewish, Millionaire, Billionaire, 55-70 years of age (No Politicians, No Athletes, No Showbusiness Men….)

Kelleher International Matchmaking

Janis Spindel Matchmaking

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NOW…MORE “CODE” FOR RENEE?

MR. KISS KISS BANG BANG ?

“JUST SAY PLEASE” (Title of Renee Ashley Baker’s JAMES BOND Novel?)

Intro by Renee Ashley Baker (“Reckless With Your Love” by AZARI & III)

(Intro–Begin 18 sec–Repeat 4 Times)

Say please, Pretty please, Thank you please, I’d like some please, Do it please, Hand it please, Can you say, Si’l Vous Plait?

(Music Up–At 50 sec–First Verse Begin At 107 sec)

Reckless with your LOVE
You just give it up
Fearless with your LIFE
But, no one can you trust
Reckless with your LOVE
You just give it away
Fearless with your life
Living Day To Day

SO…

NOW….

BELOW….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “NEW HOUSE IN FRANCE” …THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT?

Cote d Azur

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NOW…

RENEE’S…. NEW…. ONE….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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Louis Vutton phone case

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

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Announcement

Did I say that my sister (Miss M aka the Countess From Hong Kong) has been a “real beauty queen”? Yes, it’s true….Miss M, a staunch Obama supporter (who has been invited to the Obama White House twice), a Master Sargeant’s Wife (U.S. Airforce), a “country club Democrat” (she plays golf at her country club) and an F.B.I. Mother (meaning the Mother of a U.S. Justice Department employee)….did win a beauty contest, back in the 1950’s where she received a crown, a sash, and a septor. This win I beleive was part of the Miss Universe contest (held in the Phillapeans) but I’m not sure (I have to ask Miss M again)…Anyway Miss M won’t be traveling with me to Europe although there are many there who probably want to meet her
I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “moving to France” to launch ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN….

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