oN Vacation with my MAN in East Hampton …BE BACK August 1; Beyonce will NOT get any song written by Renee Ashley Baker and No to Rihanna too….(Please enjoy my blog Below)

All About Me

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WHO 7

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NOW…

ALL ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER…

Rolls Royce symbol

I, Renee Ashley Baker, should be arriving in France in September of 2014. I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “settle my lawsuit” out of court and buy a house in the South of France…and NO TO DAVID FOSTER AND NO TO DAVID GEFFEN….Neither David Foster nor David Geffen can buy The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog….NO COVERS…..AND STILL NO TO CHARLIZE THERON (THE B-LIST), NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE, NO TO JULIA ROBERTS, NO TO MELANIE’S GARBAGE, NO TO GALE/GAIL, NO TO MERYL STREEP, and NO TO OPRAH WINFREY and CHRISTINA AGUILLERA IS A DOG. NO TO EMINEM and NO TO CRIP BOY JILL SCOTT…. and NO TO ROBERT DENIRO, NO TO RIHANNA, NO TO NICKI MANAJ, NO TO LIL KIM, AND NO TO SALDANA.
NO TO HALLE BERRY, AND NO TO HALLE BERRY’S MANAGER, NO TO SEAN PUFFY, NO TO JAY-Z, NO TO BEYONCE.

New York 4th of July

PLEASE! THIS 4TH OF JULY…PRACTICE SAFE BOATING….

From Renee Ashley Baker and CoActionGroup Org

Below the most expensive speed boat in the world…The Mercedes Benz Mirauder….

mercedes benz speed boat

and

THE LONGEST YACHT IN THE WORLD….

Below Renee Ashley Baker’s “Christina O” Yacht… Harbored in the South of France (and still number 29 of the 100 LARGEST yachts in the world…)

Renee Ashley Baker’s yacht (temporarily)…Just for Renee’s Men’s Cologne Launch Parties? ….

Yacht Christina O 7

NOW…

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:
http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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Happy Fourth of July 7

plus….

A Plate For A Meal?

Happy Birthday plate

Tom Cruise birthday 2014

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TOM CRUISE MAPOTHER IV

(BORN ON THE THIRD OF JULY)…

now

WHATEVER you decide to do this 4th of July why not “document the fun”? Upload photos from your cellphone (all day)

To Instagram or To The New Phhhoto.com

Instagram

PHHHOTO LOGO

Paris Hilton selfie

above paris Hilton selfie

AND….

IF YOU STILL HAVEN’T MADE PLANS AND ARE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO DO….

Some “Nautical” Action Maybe?

Try sailing on Cape Cod or Maine

Cape Cod from the harbor

Rockland Maine

Windjammer Cruising with Captain Brenda Thomas

Take a Windjammer Cruise in Rockland Maine with Captain Brenda Thomas (I’m putting Brenda on for my Kennedys….)

SO….

Are You Like The Kennedys (Always Playing To Win?)

Old School….Croquet

croquet set by Franklin Expert

New School….Paint Ball

or

Wii Outdoor Fun (For Adults)

paint ball for July 4

wii party game for adults

BOOK WORM?

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO DOWNLOAD AND READ THIS HOLIDAY WEEKEND?

On Country Love:

I Heard My Country Calling by James Webb

“I Heard My Country Calling” by James Webb

Brothers Forever by Retired Lt Col Tom Manion and Tom Sileo

“Brothers Forever” by Retired Lt Col Tom Manion and Tom Sileo

On Elite Love:

The Hiltons by J Randy Tarabourelli

“The Hiltons” by J. Randy Tarabourelli (about the Hilton hotel dynasty)

The Phantom of Fifth Avenue by Meryl Gordon

“The Phantom of Fifth Avenue” by Mary Gordon (about the life and death of reclusive heiress Huguette Clark)

IN THE CLASSROOM

Looking For A New Skill? Learn Something! This 4th of July holiday sign up for a summer course in:

Wine Making!

Man and Woman driking wine

Man making wine

Veramar Vineyard offers a three day “Wine Camp” in the rolling hills of Virginia’s wine country. Conducted on a “family run estate’ you get “all the fun stuff” as well as a real appreciation for the hard work of “running a vineyard”. Sessions are held “throughout the year” . The program is $900 per person for three days and two nights (which includes daily meals, lodging at the winemakers residence, samplings, tastings and all “camp” activities. Contact: veramar com

In Photography!

male photographer

Take Photos Like A Pro….Based in Montana, the Rocky Mountain School of Photography offers weeklong photo workshops for varying skill sets led by expert photographers in some of the country’s most beautiful “national parks” (like Wyoming’s Grand Teton). The school also offers “weekend courses” throughout the year in cities like Nashville and Portland. The “weeklong workshops” start at $1295 (not including meals or lodging). Contact: rsmp com.

Nakeya Brown photographer

GET GOOD ENOUGH AND YOU’LL NEED AN AGENT….

Happy 4th of July to Nakeya!
Nakeya Brown is a photography agent at Apostrophe in New York. Just what does a photography agent do? On a “typical” day Nakeya puts together budgets for photo shoots, does minor production, and promotes the agencies 14 photographers.
SHOUT OUT:
Hey Nakeya…I, Renee Ashley Baker, have got a “female relative’ (named Miss Annie) who is a very TALENTED photographer. Every summer she (Miss Annie) performs “hostess duties” at various “toney” Country Clubs around the country during “golf tournament season”). Maybe you can use Miss Annie’s photography…..(I, Renee Ashley Baker, am NOT a “professional photographer”….I’m going to stay a “fashion designer” launching my “men’s cologne” in France….hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel)

IN THE KITCHEN

For The Foodies: Take An Online Primer (with grilling buddies Harley, Josh, and Ameer)

EpicMealTime 1

EpicMealTime (On You Tube)

AND….

IN THE SUN….

STYLISH SUN PROTECTION

Straw Fedora by Hat Attack

straw fedora by Hat Attack

Straw Cloche by Akris hat

straw cloche by Akris Hat

LISTENING TO MUSIC….
FOR “STYLISH” LISTENING TRY “FRENDS” HEADPHONES…

Frends headphones 1

Frends headphones 2

WHAT SHOULD YOU BE LISTENING TO?
Bette Midler Memories of You

Don’t Forget The James (Bartles and James THAT IS)

Barbles & Jaymes Coolers

and

what about party BUBBLES ?

Bubble Machine by Turbo Deluxe at Amazon

above The Turbo Deluxe Bubble Making Machine (sold at Amazon com)

WANT TO BUBBLE….THE SOUND!

(FOR YOUR GUESTS, OUT BACK, BY THE POOL ?)

Clio clearview bluetooth speaker

Try Clio Blue Tooth Wireless Speakers

MR. KISS KISS BANG BANG ?

“JUST SAY PLEASE” (Title of Renee Ashley Baker’s JAMES BOND Novel?)

Intro by Renee Ashley Baker (“Reckless With Your Love” by AZARI & III)

(Intro–Begin 18 sec–Repeat 4 Times)

Say please, Pretty please, Thank you please, I’d like some please, Do it please, Hand it please, Can you say, Si’l Vous Plait?

(Music Up–At 50 sec–First Verse Begin At 107 sec)

Reckless with your LOVE
You just give it up
Fearless with your LIFE
But, no one can you trust
Reckless with your LOVE
You just give it away
Fearless with your life
Living Day To Day

SO…

NOW….

BELOW….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “NEW HOUSE IN FRANCE” …THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL,JAMES BOND,(DISNEY, MEL GIBSON, BRUCE WILLIS, AND TOM CRUISE)BOUGHT?

Cote d Azur

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SO, IF YOU’RE STAYING HOME (THIS 4TH OF JULY): WHY NOT MAKE IT A “JAMES BOND” WEEKEND?

Sean Connery as James Bond

Roger Moore A View To A Kill

James Bond 007 Daniel Craig

James Bond 50

(Try “The James Bond Collection: 50th Anniversary”)

4th of July

BUT…

IF YOU’RE STAYING HOME (ON THE 4TH OF JULY)….AND YOU LIKE TRAINS?

TRY “TWO” OF RENEE’S “OTHER” FAVORITES…

“Runaway Train”

Jon Voight in Runaway Train

Starring Jon Voigt and Eric Roberts

and “The Taking Of Pelham 123”

Walter Mathau in The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3

Starring “Walter Mathau and Robert Shaw”

Amazon Instant Video

BUT …IF YOU WANT TO GO OUT TO “THE CINEMA”?

…and it’s not raining in Times Square New York….

Cineplex Times Square

TWO NEW ONES…

Belle Poster 1

“Belle” starring GuGu Mbatha-Raw

Locke poster

“Locke” starring Tom Hardy

NOW MORE…

OF….

“WHAT TO DO” THIS JULY 4TH WEEKEND…

MAN-O-WAR?

IF NOT, YOU CAN WATCH ONE ON TV….

Mel Gibson The Patriot

Mel Gibson in We  Were Soldiers

“The Patriot” and “We Were Soldiers” starring Mel Gibson

ACADEMY AWARD WINNER….

Born On The Fourth of July starring Tom Cruise 2

Born On The Fourth of July starring Tom Cruise 2

“Born On The 4th of July” starring Tom Cruise

Harts War starring Bruce Willis

Rataliation GI Joe Starring Bruce Willis

“Hart’s War” and “Retaliation: G I JOE” starring Bruce Willis

Patriot Games starring Harrison Ford

harrison-ford-jack-ryan

“Patriot Games” starring Harrison Ford

3 Days To Kill Staring Kevin Costner

3 Days To Kill 2 starring Kevin Costner

“3 Days To Kill” starring Kevin Costner

BUT WAIT….THE BAD GUY HAS THE GUN…

Captain Phillips 2 starring Tom Hanks

Captain Phillips starring Tom Hanks

“Captain Phillips” starring Tom Hanks

THE GOOD GUY HAS A KNIFE….(“Good Enough”)

Inglorious Bastards starring Brad Pitt

“Inglorious Bastards” starring Brad Pitt

HOW TO WATCH THE MEN-O-WAR?

AMAZON FIRE TV

Amazon TV

PLUS….SAMSUNG SMART TV

Samsung Smart TV

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S 4TH OF JULY….

RENEE’S MEMORIES

This year, I’ll be spending July 4th (Independence Day) in East Hampton New York…However, my fondest memories are of my “childhood” and how we, my family (My Mother Erma/Irma, My Brother James) spent every 4th of July on the S.S. Admiral or at the Gateway Arch…..My Mother always bought me “something new” to wear on the 4th of July (and of course, I, Renee, always wanting to “be grown”, would leave the house wearing huge hoop earrings and frosted pink lipstick and looking like I was 25 years old…when actually I was only 12 years old….(White Men would “crane their necks” and STARE at me…LOL)….Anyway….Family Gatherings are “such fun”; And hey, did you hear about the 80,000 member family tree? It just had it’s global family reunion in June. Could any of “THEE” be related to Little Old ME?

George Calvert the 1st Baron Baltimore

Above, GEORGE CALVERT, THE 1ST BARON (LORD) BALTIMORE….

DO HAVE A HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!

SS Admiral St Louis Missouri

S.S. ADMIRAL AND GATEWAY ARCH (IN ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI)

CAA

Sony

NOT A “FILM BUFF”? THEN “HIT THE BEACH”….

FOR HIM

mens swimwear by Saturday NYC

(Men’s swimwear by Saturday’s NYC)

FOR HER

womens swimwear by Jo de Mer

(Women’s Swimwear by Jo de Mer and….
….Chanel’s UV Essentials SPF 50 to wear under make up)

Chanel UV Essentials SPF

LOOKING FOR EASE AND COMFORT THIS 4TH OF JULY

Try Slacks (the old standby)

Cotton elastane womens slacks

Cotton elastane slacks (by Loft)

Jacquard capri slacks

Jacquard capri slacks (by J Crew)

printed jeans

cropped slacks (by Ecrustyle)

cotton acrytic slacks

Cotton acrytic slacks (by Lemlem)

LOOKING FOR A “QUICK DIY PRESS-ON MANICURE”?

Kiss press on nails

(KISS press on nails)

fingernails by Kiss

LOOKING FOR JEWELRY TO WEAR THIS 4TH OF JULY?

Bangal by Indian Bazaar

(Stylish Gold Bangals by India Bazaar)

and….

LOOKING FOR SUMMER COVER AT THE BEACH?

chanel-resort-2014-swimsuit-profile

(Stylish cover and swimsuit by Chanel)

LOOKING TO “DO SOMETHING” WITH YOUR HAIR?

ponytail black hair

Ann Nahari - Presentation - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

(Black hair styles spring/summer 2014 plus great products to “get that look” Bumble and Bumble Surf Spray and for fragrance Fekkai Hair Fragrance Mist)

Bumble and Bumble surf spray 2

Fekkai hair Frangrace Mist

AND….

LOOKING FOR A NEW LOVE? (BABY…)
Try Tinder–ness (aka Tinder)

Dating App Tinder

Tinder is the “hot new” matchmaking app. HOT! HOT! HOT!
But Alert! Alert! If you’re looking for a HUSBAND…Tinder may not be the place as some of the guys on it have actually admitted to being on it “just for the SEX” (Psssshaw!)……So my “suggestion” would be “have the fun” but the marriage proposal may not be FORTHCOMING, ETC ETC ETC….I, Renee Ashley Baker, “DO” know what I’m talking about because I, Renee Ashley Baker, can “DANCE” while sitting on a “bar stool” wearing 4 inch heels….)

PREFER A MATCHMAKER?

TRY JANIS SPINDEL….(MATCHMAKER TO BILLIONAIRES, MILLIONAIRES, CAPTAINS OF INDUSTRY, AND OTHER GUYS THAT RUN STUFF….)
Janis Spindel Serious Matchmaking wedding ring

LOOKING FOR SOMETHNG TO DO ON THE 4TH OF JULY WANT TO GO OUT? (WHY NOT GO DANCING…. AKA…. AFTER DARK CLUBBING?)

Check out Renee Ashley Baker’s New “dance club shoe”….

Roger Vivier Rendez Vous sandal spring summer

(“Rendez-Vous” by Roger Vivier Cost: $5,000)

Paris France at night

After my lawsuit settlements, “THE ERMA FOUNDATION” (once organized) would like to “financially support” (and join up with) “BORN FREE”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to design/create a “limited edition” fashion collection for “BORN FREE” to sell on ShopBop. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will design these fashions through ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN (which is to be headquartered in Paris France and hopefully 70% owned by The Wertheimers….)

Tory Burch Reversible Canvas Bag

(Buy the above Tory Burch tote on ShopBop com. Proceeds will go to “Born Free”. Cost: $175)

4th of July 2014

Uncle Sam in chef hat

WANT A “CATERED” 4TH OF JULY WEEKENED? TRY CRAVE MOBILE BY WHITE CASTLE

White Castle Crave Mobile

(White Castles were a “big favorite” when I was a kid growing up in St. Louis Missouri. I, Renee Ashley Baker, need to see the “great castles” of Europe as I, Renee Ashley Baker, am of English/Welsh decent….)

BUT…IF YOU WANT TO BE A GRILL MASTER?

Start with a “great grill”: View Below….Napoleon 2014, Weber Big Green Egg, Cobb Portable Grill and The George Foreman Grill

Napoleon Grill 2014

Weber Big Green Egg Grill 2014

Cobb Portable Grill

George Foreman Grill 2014

LOOKING TO MAKE THAT PERFECT “SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE” ?
GRILL MASTER MUST HAVES:

MARINADES, SEASONINGS AND SAUCES

Weber Grill MarinadeWeber Smokey Mesquite

and…FROM THE SHARK TANK…

Pork Barrel BBQ Sauce

LOOKING FOR A GOOD RECIPE?

A Gourmet Potato Salad….Romaine, Artichoke, Tomato, and Parsley Dressing

http://www.realsimple.com/food-recipes/recipe-collections-favorites/quick-easy/summer-dinner-recipes-00000000061232/page19.html

A Desert: The S’Mores CupCake ! (from Betty Crocker)

http://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/smores-cupcakes/7fc16239-e926-492e-aca9-9a83a572c0c2

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER…..

Happy  4th of July eye on

NOW…

RENEE’S…. NEW…. ONE….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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Louis Vutton phone case

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

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