HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY FROM MINNIE !
“Sister 1, Sister 2, Sister 3″ (Halleluyah, Sister Act 7 !)
By Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker
All Rights Reserved
1. Whoopi talks to the three “SISTERS” on the “speaker phone” in their hotel room (aka the “briefing”). The three “SISTERS” are not really SISTERS but are cousins (aka the three daughters of three “Sisters”). The three SISTERS are given their tickets, passports and luggage and told “Bon Voyage”. (As always “SISTER #2” says “oh wait a minute” and she runs off to get something that she’s forgotten and wants to take on their “job”). What IS that something?
2. The three “SISTERS” board the ship (the Sea Odyssey); they sail; and when they “walk off ship” they are “IN UNIFORM”.
3. The three “SISTERS” check into their hotel suites (at the Renaissance), have the “bell hop” wheel up their luggage, then rush out of their rooms, eager to “sight see”.
4. While walking through the hotel they hear music coming from the “crowded” ballroom (Musical Number 1).
5. After a whirlwind of a “mini tour” they arrive back at their hotel. They decide to “hang out” in SISTER 2’s suite. “SISTER 2”, always alert, notices a “mysterious cryptic message” coming over her “laptop”. The message says, in big letters, WHO? WHAT? WHEN? WHY? HOW? “SISTER 2” is baffled but “SISTER 3” suggests that it’s merely “Cyber Suri” the hotel concierge. The three SISTERS order lunch (via Cyber Suri). While waiting for lunch –for room service –to be delivered, “SISTER 1” notices, on the hotel TV, an important news flash. “Could this be what we’re looking for?”, says “SISTER 1”. The three SISTERS, stand alert, staring at the TV screen…
TO BE CONTINUED ?
(The above “Introduction”, which was written by Renee Ashley Baker, will not be sold to DreamWorks. It will be sold to Disney Studios ONLY….UNFORTUNATELY, Oprah Winfrey has been “eliminated” from the cast of “Halleluyah! Sister Act 7”.
(above the Beautiful Mrs A/B aka Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother wearing “Real” 24kt Gold Rings and “Real” Diamond Pendant) and below a beautiful Crocodile Handbag by Tiffany & Co…(Renee Ashley Baker will hopefully designing the “Irmigard” crocodile handbag for Tiffany & Co).
Below The Cote D’Azur…
Now, Back To Mommy(aka Her Majesty) and Her McQueen Crocodile Heels and Her Bentley 1919 Flying Spur !
The Perfect Mother (the Lady Erma/Irmigard).
I, Renee Ashey Baker, had the “perfect Mother” who—who–had many “successes”. My Mother Erma/Irma raised three children who each have become “millionaires”. My brother JAMES who was career U.S. Air Force (serving 28 years) and who lived in New York in the early 1960’s (he lived on “5th Avenue” a block away from Jackie Kennedy Onassis) and who ran (for 20 years) a “department” for the city of New York mad $2 million dollars over his life time…..My Sister “Miss M” (who I call the Empress from Hong Kong) was a U.S. Air Force Master Sargeant’s wife (for over 40 years) and who is a Country Club Democrat and who has been invited twice to the Obama Presidential Inaugurals in 2008 and 2011. And myself—who will settle for a “out of court lawsuit settlement”. (My Mother Erma/Irma carried me, in her arms, onto U.S. Air Force bases in St. Louis Missouri when I was two years of age. My Mother Erma/Irma, in addition to paying for my ballet lessons also baught and paid for two houses–one being a “mini mansion” brought over from Paris France in the mid-1920’s by a JEWISH millionaire who was also a St. Louis “Judge”. My Mother Erma/Irma would “let me play” inside Stix Baer Fuller, and Famous & Barr whenever she’d “go shopping” there in St. Louis Missouri. My Mother Erma/Irma also “amassed” a “small fortune” of her own she had $262,000 credit line in her bank account (of course My Mother Erma/Irma had a a reverse mortgage and continued to have “expensive” things hanging in her closet from Bloomingdales in New York). My Mother Erma/Irma was an “Eastern Star” married to my father Mr. Ashley who was a “MASON”…..It is for My Mother Erma/Irma that I will be moving to France and launching “Erma French Perfume and Design” (hopefully with The Wertheimers, owners of Chanel).
Below “Portrait of a Lady 1919″….
NOW….MOORE GREAT MOMS !
MOTHERS WHO LOVE DINING….
(above Norma’s Restaurant …Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite….They Serve the $1,000 Caviar and Lobster Mother’s Day Omlet. Add the beautiful Tiffany & Co Emerald Butterfly Clip-Brooch to Mom’s Plate on May 11th)
MOTHERS WHO LOVE TEA….
Mariage Tea & Coffee (New York)
McMulty’s Tea & Coffee (New York)
Dominique Ansell Bakery (New York)
William Poll Sandwiches (New York)
LaVie En Rose (New York)
Fortum & Mason (New York)
MOTHERS WHO LOVE PENDANTS:
MOTHERS WHO LOVE FRAGRANCE:
MOTHERS WHO LOVE HISTORY….
MOTHERS WHO LOVE THE “U.S. AIR FORCE SONS”
MOTHERS WHO LOVE FLOWERS…
“Happy Mother’s Day to My Mother Erma/Irma”
–Signed Renee Ashley Baker (pictured above)
I, Renee Ashley BAker, plan to “give a party” in East Hampton (in June or July 2014) then I’ll be leaving for France right afterwords. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be having a “MAN” travel with me to France (a MAN who is not in showbusiness)…..
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