NOW….ON TO “THE BRIDES”…..
Mother of Renee but not the Mother of the Bride (Coming Soon….Erma French Perfume and Design; to be headquartered in Paris France)….
This, is Renee Ashley Baker’s, annual “wedding page”….and…..since my “relative” M.S. is getting married I’m doing this page expecially for him and his bride to be….This wedding (between my relative M.S. and his beautiful Caucasian bride from Vermont) is expected to be the “society wedding/ celebrity wedding” of the season…..
THE BRIDAL GOWN?
(above, African American Designer Ann Cole Lowe who designed the 1953 Wedding Dress worn by Jackie Bouvier Kennedy at her wedding to President John F. Kennedy)
SO…Which Will The Bride Choose?….
Below… “Bridal” ….By Vera Wang
Vera Wang (at David’s Bridal)
Vera Wang (Couture)
THE CAKE ?
above, Cakes by La Meeka of Atlanta
WHO WILL CATER THIS GLORIOUS EVENT?
above Catering by Originals of Atlanta (a favorite of the “Housewives of Atlanta”)….
Something Borrowed…..Maybe Something Blue?
(ER SOMETHING J.W. BLUE GROUP LTD NYC BLUE ?)
anyway….on to the jewelry
JEWELRY RENTAL (FOR BRIDES)
Beautiful Pearl Necklace by Adorn Jewelry Rental
IF, YOU PLAN TO BUY JEWELRY (for the wedding or maybe to wear on the honeymoon?)
Canary Yellow Diamond Earrings by David Morris of London
Canary Yellow Dress by Max Chaul of London
According to wedding expert Heather LeVine brides need a six month time table. So, what does Heather LeVine suggest?
6-4 Months Away From Wedding Day
a. Dentist (Smile Trial?)
Heather says, “Get porcelain veneers (Lumineers?) or a laser “Brite Smile” or you can “do-it-yourself” with PowerSwabs com, a Rembrandt Dissolving Gum, or maybe a whitening toothpaste like SUPERSMILE….
b. Hair Conditioners (To Strengthen Hair)
Ovation, WEN, Pantene, Alberto VO 5 Hot Oil Conditioner, or try hair vitamins VIVICA.
c. Try “New” Hair Colors (Online)
Clairol com/tios-2 jsp
d. Try Wigs (to see how colors)
a. Hair Extensions by Fleischer New York
b. Hair Extensions by Lace Flair
c. Hair Extensions and Wigs by Viveca Fox
d. DreamCatchers by Paris Hilton
e. Rejuvenate Skin (with an aestititian, a dermatologist or do-it-yourself)
1. Laser (The Fraxal, the Alexandrite, the Yag, or the Q Switched Ruby)
2. Facial (G Kay Facial In A Box) or Red Door Salon (at Elizabeth Arden)
3. Over The Counter (Strivectin, Kinerese, Phloretin CF, or Crème de la Mer)
f. WANT A TAN PREVIEW?
Try L’Oreal Sublime Bronze One Day (It lasts just one day)
or Guerlain’s Terra Cotta 4 Season Bronze
or Mystic Tan In A Bottle
g. Begin Cosmetic Work (That is, IF you need a little Nip and Tuck)
Juvederm? Botox? Sculptra? Restylane or the new Evolence?
h. Begin Body Re-Work:
1. Try Flat Belly Diet (at flatbellydiet com)
2. Body in a bottle? Tracy Martyn’s Shakti Resculpting Body Cream (traciemartyn com)
3 MONTHS AWAY FROM WEDDING DAY
Have your salon begin testing:
a. Hair Styles (updos, down flips, clusers, extensions etc)
THE FABULOUS MR. KENNETH !
b. Make Up Pallettes and Lipsticks
1. Chanel Lip Gloss
2. Latisse Eyelash Thickener (must be purchased at Dermotologist)
3. Joan Rivers Great Hair Day (to repair thinning spots)
A Beautiful Gold & Diamond Compact by Elizabeth Arden….
2 MONTHS FROM WEDDING DAY:
a. A Salon Wax (Elizabeth Arden)
b. A Mani/Pedi that lasts 8 weeks (Jin Soon NYC on the Upper East Side or The Salon at the Ritz Carlton Hotel in Atlanta)
c. A Spray On Tan: (Faux Glow in NYC at fauxglow.net)
1 MONTH AWAY FROM WEDDING DAY
Begin Sampling Fragrances:
a. Beautiful by Estee Lauder
b. H20 Harien by Anouk Goutal
c. CoCo by Chanel
ON THE HONEYMOON (SOME ITEMS YOU MAY WANT TO TAKE)….
1. Oil Blotting Papers with Gold Leaf by Tatcha Aburitoigami
2. Add Shine, Incredible Shine Bumble & Bumble
FOR THE BEACH
3. Try Block Your Locks by Miss OOPS (a finishing hair spray with SPF 15)
TO THE BRIDE….
THE WEDDING SLIPPER (in silver, gold and white)
by Tabitha Simmons
FOR THE GROOM:
PAUL SMITH TUXEDO SHOE AND HUGO BOSS BLACK WEDDING TUXEDO….
CUSTOM WEDDING INVITES, SAVE THE DATES AND PERSONALIZED STICKERS…..
Wedding Invitations by Anna Griffin
Save The Dates by Invite Designs
Personalized Stickers (for party favors by Inviting Company)
WANT WEDDING PLANNING BOOKS?
Town & Country’s “Elegant Weddings” by Stacey Okun and…. “Southern Weddings” by Tara Guerard
TRADITIONAL PARTY FAVORS?
Instead of the traditional party favors what about ?
A Wedding Photo Book, Disposable Cameras, or Maybe Even A PhotoBooth Rental …)
Place card holders by Paul Vogel (at Vogelbindery com)
Society Floral Arrangements by Thierry Boutemy
Andaz Maui at Wailea or Couples Resort in Jamaica
FOR WEDDING PLANNING (HI TECH NUPTUALS)
RENEE’S WEDDING GIFT ?
If my lawsuit settles…(If my “money’s right” as ye elders would say) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will buy the betrothed couple champagne for their wedding reception…..
Moet minis? (200 bottles)
and…what about Renee….? WELL, I’M HAPPY FOR THE TWO “LOVE BIRDS” ….SO….ALL I CAN SAY IS “I’M LOOKING” !
For All of 2014 I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “looking for a MAN”….(Caucasian/Jewish, 60-70 years of age, and a BILLIONAIRE!)
NO MOVIES, NO MUSIC, NO BOOKS ….NO WOMEN….JUST “MEN ONLY”…..(….”YUM YUM”….)
I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to Get Married…On An island….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like my wedding reception party …on a yacht…the CHRISTINA O!
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