Archive for January, 2014

“LIVE! (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker….BUY NOW! ON SELZ! CLICK BOOK COVER BELOW (ebook $4.99)

January 22, 2014

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Renee Ashley Baker Live In Progress

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"LIVE! (In Progress) Easy Weight Loss Tips, Ageless Beauty Tips and (Ten Other Things That Somebody Needed To Say!) by Renee Ashley Baker


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The Beautiful Mrs. A

The Beautiful Mrs. A

The Elegant Looking Lady above is Renee Ashley Baker's "Mother" (Erma/Irmigard) and she is wearing an "expensive" silk blouse which she purchased at her favorite department store Stix Baer & Fuller (in St. Louis Missouri); Mummy is also wearing a real diamond pendant and real 24kt gold rings on her fingers......GOLD FINGER !

and....

Renee Ashley Baker is "looking for a MAN!"

DEBUTING SOON (FROM NYC) IS "THE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER DATING SHOW" (ON USTREAM.TV)

man woman kissing

Weddings; Bridal 2014; The Big Countdown: “Six Months To Being A June Bride”….

January 8, 2014

NOW….ON TO “THE BRIDES”…..

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Mother of Renee but not the Mother of the Bride (Coming Soon….Erma French Perfume and Design; to be headquartered in Paris France)….

This, is Renee Ashley Baker’s, annual “wedding page”….and…..since my “relative” M.S. is getting married I’m doing this page expecially for him and his bride to be….This wedding (between my relative M.S. and his beautiful Caucasian bride from Vermont) is expected to be the “society wedding/ celebrity wedding” of the season…..

Bride Jackie Kennedy in her wedding dress

Jacqueline Bouvier

Jackie Kennedy 3

Ann-Cole-Lowe African American designer couture

THE BRIDAL GOWN?

(above, African American Designer Ann Cole Lowe who designed the 1953 Wedding Dress worn by Jackie Bouvier Kennedy at her wedding to President John F. Kennedy)

SO…Which Will The Bride Choose?….

Below… “Bridal” ….By Vera Wang

Vera Wang (at David’s Bridal)

Briday by Veral Wang at Davids Bridal

Vera Wang (Couture)

Bridal Spring Summer 2014 by Vera Wang

THE CAKE ?

wedding cake by Lameeka of Atlanta

above, Cakes by La Meeka of Atlanta

WHO WILL CATER THIS GLORIOUS EVENT?

Catering by Originals of Atlanta

above Catering by Originals of Atlanta (a favorite of the “Housewives of Atlanta”)….

NOW…..

Something Borrowed…..Maybe Something Blue?

(ER SOMETHING J.W. BLUE GROUP LTD NYC BLUE ?)

anyway….on to the jewelry

JEWELRY RENTAL (FOR BRIDES)

Beautiful Pearl Necklace by Adorn Jewelry Rental

pearl-diamond-necklace-budding by Adorn Bridal Jewelry Rental

OR

IF, YOU PLAN TO BUY JEWELRY (for the wedding or maybe to wear on the honeymoon?)

Canary Yellow Diamond Earrings by David Morris of London

Yellow diamond flower earrings by David Morris of London

Canary Yellow Dress by Max Chaul of London

Max Chaoul canary yellow wedding dress couture

wedding ring clip art

According to wedding expert Heather LeVine brides need a six month time table. So, what does Heather LeVine suggest?

6-4 Months Away From Wedding Day
a. Dentist (Smile Trial?)
Heather says, “Get porcelain veneers (Lumineers?) or a laser “Brite Smile” or you can “do-it-yourself” with PowerSwabs com, a Rembrandt Dissolving Gum, or maybe a whitening toothpaste like SUPERSMILE….

Power Swabs

b. Hair Conditioners (To Strengthen Hair)
Ovation, WEN, Pantene, Alberto VO 5 Hot Oil Conditioner, or try hair vitamins VIVICA.

c. Try “New” Hair Colors (Online)
Clairol com/tios-2 jsp
substance com/es/mom
or
d. Try Wigs (to see how colors)
a. Hair Extensions by Fleischer New York
b. Hair Extensions by Lace Flair
c. Hair Extensions and Wigs by Viveca Fox
d. DreamCatchers by Paris Hilton

Wedding-Hairstyles

e. Rejuvenate Skin (with an aestititian, a dermatologist or do-it-yourself)
1. Laser (The Fraxal, the Alexandrite, the Yag, or the Q Switched Ruby)
2. Facial (G Kay Facial In A Box) or Red Door Salon (at Elizabeth Arden)
3. Over The Counter (Strivectin, Kinerese, Phloretin CF, or Crème de la Mer)

f. WANT A TAN PREVIEW?
Try L’Oreal Sublime Bronze One Day (It lasts just one day)
or Guerlain’s Terra Cotta 4 Season Bronze
or Mystic Tan In A Bottle

g. Begin Cosmetic Work (That is, IF you need a little Nip and Tuck)
Juvederm? Botox? Sculptra? Restylane or the new Evolence?

h. Begin Body Re-Work:
1. Try Flat Belly Diet (at flatbellydiet com)
2. Body in a bottle? Tracy Martyn’s Shakti Resculpting Body Cream (traciemartyn com)

3 MONTHS AWAY FROM WEDDING DAY

Have your salon begin testing:
a. Hair Styles (updos, down flips, clusers, extensions etc)

THE FABULOUS MR. KENNETH !

Kenneth Salon New York  by Mr Lee

b. Make Up Pallettes and Lipsticks

Chanel

1. Chanel Lip Gloss
2. Latisse Eyelash Thickener (must be purchased at Dermotologist)
3. Joan Rivers Great Hair Day (to repair thinning spots)
and…

A Beautiful Gold & Diamond Compact by Elizabeth Arden….

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2 MONTHS FROM WEDDING DAY:

a. A Salon Wax (Elizabeth Arden)
b. A Mani/Pedi that lasts 8 weeks (Jin Soon NYC on the Upper East Side or The Salon at the Ritz Carlton Hotel in Atlanta)
c. A Spray On Tan: (Faux Glow in NYC at fauxglow.net)

1 MONTH AWAY FROM WEDDING DAY

Begin Sampling Fragrances:
a. Beautiful by Estee Lauder
b. H20 Harien by Anouk Goutal
c. CoCo by Chanel

ON THE HONEYMOON (SOME ITEMS YOU MAY WANT TO TAKE)….

FOR SKIN:

1. Oil Blotting Papers with Gold Leaf by Tatcha Aburitoigami

FOR HAIR

2. Add Shine, Incredible Shine Bumble & Bumble

FOR THE BEACH

3. Try Block Your Locks by Miss OOPS (a finishing hair spray with SPF 15)

NOW…

TO THE BRIDE….

THE WEDDING SLIPPER (in silver, gold and white)

Tabitha Simmons wedding shoe white

Tabitha Simmons wedding shoe gold

Tabitha Simmons wedding shoe silver

by Tabitha Simmons

FOR THE GROOM:

Mens Tuxedo

Hugo Boss formal black wedding tuxedo with bow tie

Paul Smith

PAUL SMITH TUXEDO SHOE AND HUGO BOSS BLACK WEDDING TUXEDO….

CUSTOM WEDDING INVITES, SAVE THE DATES AND PERSONALIZED STICKERS…..

Anna Griffin Wedding Invitations

Wedding Invitations by Anna Griffin

save the date by invite designs

Save The Dates by Invite Designs

personalized stickers by Inviting Company

Personalized Stickers (for party favors by Inviting Company)

WANT WEDDING PLANNING BOOKS?

Town and Country Elegant Weddings by Stacey Okun

Weddings by Tara Guerard

Town & Country’s “Elegant Weddings” by Stacey Okun and…. “Southern Weddings” by Tara Guerard

TRADITIONAL PARTY FAVORS?

Instead of the traditional party favors what about ?

disposable wedding cameras

PHOTO BOOTH GUEST BOOK

wedding photo books by shutterfly

A Wedding Photo Book, Disposable Cameras, or Maybe Even A PhotoBooth Rental …)

FANCY:

Paul Vogel place card holders

Place card holders by Paul Vogel (at Vogelbindery com)

FLORAL:

Thierry Boutemy floral arrangements

Society Floral Arrangements by Thierry Boutemy

HONEYMOON SUGGESTIONS…..

Andaz Maui at Wailea

Couple Resorts in Jamaica

Andaz Maui at Wailea or Couples Resort in Jamaica

FOR WEDDING PLANNING (HI TECH NUPTUALS)

Microsoft Surface 2

MICROSOFT SURFACE

AND

RENEE’S WEDDING GIFT ?

champagne flowing

If my lawsuit settles…(If my “money’s right” as ye elders would say) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will buy the betrothed couple champagne for their wedding reception…..

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Moet minis? (200 bottles)

and…what about Renee….? WELL, I’M HAPPY FOR THE TWO “LOVE BIRDS” ….SO….ALL I CAN SAY IS “I’M LOOKING” !

Janis Spindel Serious Matchmaking

For All of 2014 I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “looking for a MAN”….(Caucasian/Jewish, 60-70 years of age, and a BILLIONAIRE!)

NO MOVIES, NO MUSIC, NO BOOKS ….NO WOMEN….JUST “MEN ONLY”…..(….”YUM YUM”….)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to Get Married…On An island….

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wedding on an island

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like my wedding reception party …on a yacht…the CHRISTINA O!

Christina O

(NOW SCROLL DOWN TO VIEW MY 9 “WISDOMS” FOR THE NEW YEAR….INCLUDING: HEALTH, FINANCES, AND WINTER PREPAREDNESS FOR MEN!….)

Happy New Year MEN ! Quick tips on #Health, #Finance, #Employment, #Kids, and #Winter Preparedness

January 2, 2014

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above, my Mother….the beautiful Mrs. A/B aka Erma/Irma…. (CLICK ON PHOTO ABOVE TO VISIT “THE ERMA FOUNDATION”)

I, Renee Ashley Baker often tell people that though I am “my Mother’s Daughter”…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will always be my Father’s PRINCESS (my Father being Mr. Ashley)….

MEN’S HISTORY…..

MEN FOR THE FATHER AND MEN FOR THE SON

Joseph P Kennedy

Walt_Disney

Howard Hughes

John D Rockefeller

Baron Elie de Rothschild

Pierre Wertheimer co founder of Chanel Corp

Aristotle Onassis

AND…

THE NEW ROBBER BARONS aka TYCOONS…

Rupert Murdoch

Bill Gates 2

Bill Gates

Mr Idei Chairman of Sony Corp

Richard Branson

Amazons Jeff Bezos

Peter Oppenheimer

MEN WHO MEET…..

Aspen Ideas Festival 2014

Walter Isaacson

above, Walter Isaacson founder of the Aspen Ideas Institute

and ….

MEN WHO ARE BROTHERS…..

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My BROTHER JAMES was my HERO….

MY BROTHER James was (from age 3) raised in St. Louis Missouri and he liked the finer things of life (He counted as his friends a real Dupont and a first cousin of U.S. Senator Julian Bond). My BROTHER James was also career Air Force and he and “ran a department” for the city of New York. My BROTHER often called me (his sister Renee) a GOLD BRICK…..

and…..

MEN WHO ARE POLITICAL BROTHERS….

Black Protest

Remember This PROTEST ? I remember it well….

and….

9 WISDOMS FOR THE NEW YEAR

(From Life’s Little Instruction Book Vol III)

Owls in Love

1. Believe in love at first sight.
2. Never laugh at anyone’s dreams.
3. Start everyday with the most important thing you have to do. Save the less important tasks for later.
4. Never drive while holding a cup of hot coffee between your knees.
5. Keep the porch light on until all the family is in for the night.
6. Don’t overlook life’s small joys while searching for the big ones.
7. Remember that “GREAT LOVE” (and great achievements) involve great risk.
8. Talk slow but think quick.
9. Be the first to fight for a JUST CAUSE…..

MEN WHO HAVE KIDS

MEN WHO HAVE KIDS WANT A SAVINGS PLAN….

“A Penny Earned Is A Penny Saved”

Ceramic Harley Davidson piggy bank at Harley Davidson com

Harley Davidson ceramic piggy bank

The Harley Davidson Motorcycle Rider Rocker at Modern Tribe com

Harley Davidson Motorcycle Rocker at ModernTribe com

MEN’S HEALTH

American Heart Association

MEN’S HEARTS
Cardiac Screening: It’s a good idea to get an ECG before you turn 40. After 40 its every two or three years unless you have a problem. SEE YOUR DOCTOR for details….

MEN’S EMPLOYMENT

The Best Job Book

“Great Jobs For Everyone 50+: Finding Work That Keeps You Happy and Healthy and Pays The Bills” by Kerry Hannon

Great Jobs for Everyone 50 plus by Kerry Hannon

The Best Job Sites

Monster com, CareerBuilder com, JournalismJobs com, and professional sites such as: Beyond com and Linked In com…

Man with briefcase

MEN’S READY PREPAREDNESS….

Are You Winter Storm Ready?

THE ULTIMATE CELL PHONE SURVIVAL APP….

SAS Survival Guide phone app at Amazon

SAS Survival Guide (by British Special Forces Officer John Wiseman)
This invaluable phone app includes expet tips that range from “first aid” to “emergency foraging”. It also contains a useful modern-day SOS alert that converts text messages into Morris Code light signals. Cost: from $3.49 and is available for Android, iOS, Windows Phone, and Blackberry.
Visit: Amazon (Digital Services) to Buy.

AND….

A POCKET GUIDE…..

The Preppers Pocket Guide by Bernie Carr

Ready Preparedness: The Preppers Pocket Guide by Bernie Carr
Visit: Amazon com

ULTIMATE WEATHER WEAR

Technical Advantage Gear

Cold Weather Wear by Technical Advantage Gear
Visit: tadvgear com

ULTIMATE CAR POWER:

Roadside Assistant at Herrington Catalog

Back Up Auto Power by Ultimate Roadside Assistant
Visit: HerringtonCatalog com

SNOWLESS WALKWAY ?

Heat Trak show melting mats

Snow Melting Walkway Mats by Heat Trak
Visit: Heattrak com

AUTO WINDSHIELD ICE SCRAPER

Heated Ice Scraper at Swiss Colony

Heated Ice Scrapper & Defroster
Visit Swiss Colony com

CAR HEAT….

Two In One Car Heater  and Defroster from Swiss Colony

Two In One Car Heater & Defroster
Visit: Swiss Colony com

POWER:

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Back Up Power by Solar Rover Back Up Generator
Visit: SolaRover com

LIGHTS….

stick up bulbs

Back Up Lights by Stick Up Bulbs (battery operated)
Visit: Amazon com

MEN’S FAVORITE TOUGH GUY AUTHORS…

Pursuit by Gene Hackman

Gene Hackman

SHOUT OUT TO GENE HACKMAN: Would you like to co-write my “screenplay” (a mystery suspense thriller) about a Navy Seal? The motion picture will be at Disney Studios (hopefully)……

and…the food?

MEN’S FAVORITE MEALS….

Steak House Salad

Steakhouse salad from Parenting Magazine

Visit Parenting com (for recipe)

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Ribbon Microphones from Inta Audio UK

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST….

MEN’S (AND WOMEN’S) FAVORITE TOUGH GUY DETECTIVE as Executive Produced by Renee Ashley Baker

The song below will not NOT be sung by Rihanna, nor by Madonna, nor by Niki Manaj, nor by Latifa, nor by Jill Scott and NOT by KRSONE and not by Brittany Spears.

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like the Renee Ashley Baker song (below) to be done by my relative M.S. (I’d like my relative (M.S.) to write (and sing) the “Man’s Rap Verses”….)

PROBLEM ALERT
by
Renee Ashley Baker
copyright 2014 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(chorus/female singer)

PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT

(first verses/female singer)

Whenever there’s a problem.
He’ll be there to solve it.
A simple life of mayhem.
Imperious involvement;
He’s added to the mixture.
Just count it off the richter.
Still don’t get the picture
Then HE will REVOLVE it. (Insert Sound: Sound effect/automatic pistol/as HE chambers one).

(chorus/female singer)

PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT

(Rap Verses/Male Rapper “M.S.” Sings)

(chorus/female singer)

PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT

(last verses/female singer)

Whenever there’s a problem.
He’ll be there to solve it.
A simple life of mayhem.
Imperious involvement.
A handy problem solver.
SHE thought He would absolve her.
And though He may have “BALLED” HER.
She won’t get His revolver. (Insert Sound: Sound effect/automatic pistol/as HE “chambers” one).

THE END

(The opening and closing “female verses” are sung differently on purpose. The first time “sharp syllables” and the last time “melded, almost “hypnotic”).

IS THIS A MOTION PICTURE? YES, MAYBE….(NOT TELEVISION, NOT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, NOT WARNER BROS). HOWEVER….MAYBE A MOTION PICTURE “DETECTIVE NOIR COMEDY” TO STAR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (AND KEVIN COSTNER ?)….AT DISNEY STUDIOS ?

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JUST WHO IS MY RELATIVE “M.S.” ?
(Click on words “Erma French Perfume and Design” BELOW to view MIGUEL)…

Miguel Scott at Tree Sound