Archive for December, 2013

View Renee’s new video: “Renee’s New Body”…Awesome! Dance Your Face Off starring Renee Ashley Baker

December 23, 2013

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I RENEE ASHLEY BAKER AM NOT A “GRAND MOTHER” (I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE NO CHILDREN….SO….)

CLICK LINK BELOW TO VIEW “RENEE’S NEW BODY” http://www.thedanceflick.com/intl/uk/danceyourfaceoff/?id=1387825639476&v=1

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#Christmas 2013: Happy Hanukkah! and a Happy New Year! (from Renee Ashley Baker)

December 18, 2013

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Sterling Silver Hanukkah Candleabra

(Mummy’s White Christmas Tree and Renee’s Sterling Silver Menorah)

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click on photo of Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Erma/Irma) above to visit The Erma Foundation

“WINDOWS”
by
Renee Ashley Baker

As I’ve stated previously my Mother (Erma/Irma) had me –gave birth to me–at the rich Jewish hospital in St. Louis Missouri; that is, Barnes Jewish Hospital). My Mother Erma/Irma (aka Mommy) raised me in her mini-mansion, paid for my ballet lessons, kept steak on the stove, and became rich (with a $250,000 credit line in her bank account). But, have I talked about how every Christmas (in St. Louis) my Mother (Erma/Irma) would take me downtown to “delight” in the department store window dressings (Santa, Frosty, Rudolph) which were all featured prominently in windows at Mommy’s favorite stores (namely Stix, Baer, Fuller and Famous & Barr). The “traditon” of viewing window displays at Christmas was big in St. Louis and St. Louis people filled the “winter” streets at night starting at Thanksgiving and on through Christmas Eve. Of course, the “big show” was always the “winter wonderland” put on every year at Famous & Barr where Santa sat taking “middle class/bourgeoisie” children on his lap while pretending to write down their “wishes” on his SANTA LIST…..

Tiffany & Co Tanzanite and Diamond Handbag

My Mother, Erma/Irma, above is wearing a “real diamond pendant” and she loved wearing her “diamond broochs”; (Above, is, Tiffany & Co’s Diamond and Tanzite Handbag Brooch)

Gold Christmas Tree

HOLIDAY ENTERTAINMENT ?

ON THE BANG & OLUFSEN STEREO…

Barbra Streisand “The Classic Christmas Album”

Barbra Streisand The Classic Christmas Album

Neil Diamond “The Classic Christmas Album”

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Josh Groban “NOEL”

Josh Groban NOEL

AT HOME (AMAZON INSTANT VIDEO PERHAPS ?)

“Santa Claus Conquers The Martians” starring SANTA (aka Father Noel aka St. Nick) and Pia Z (Zadora)

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young Pia Zadora in Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

GOING OUT…?

Dance (The Spectacular)

The Great Moscow Ballet’s “Nutcracker Suite !”

Moscow Ballet Great Russian Nutcracker 2013

Ice Skating (The Dazzle)

Disney On Ice Rockin Ever After

Disney On Ice Rockin Ever After

Movies (The History)

Saving Mr Banks starring Tom Hanks and Emma Thompson

“Saving Mr. Banks”

(starring Tom Hanks and Emma Thompson)

Mary Poppins

AND….

The Book Thief

“The Book Thief”

NOW

FOR THE GOOD-BYES

“Good-Bye From Renee Ashley Baker”

President Nelson Mandela

President Nelson Mandela

Astronaut Scott Carpenter

Scott Carpenter

Military Thriller Writer Tom Clancy

Tom Clancy

Pierce Brosnan’s daughter Charlotte

Pierce Brosnan with Daughter

MUCH CONTINUED LOVE TO Pierce Brosnan (aka JAMES) from Renee Ashley Baker

Pierce Brosnan as James

sANTA clip art

THREE WISHES FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

(TO SANTA)

handsome man by shutterstock

WISH #1: A MAN (A HUSBAND !)
I, Renee Ashley Baker, want matchmaker Janis Spindel to “find me a MAN!” (aKa LOVER AND FRIEND)….My MAN has to be Caucasian/Jewish, 60 years of age, and a Millionaire or Billionaire.

Chanel boots

WISH #2: Chanel
I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to run a “perfume and design company” (Erma French Perfume and Design) which would be 70% owned by The Wertheimers).

dollar sign by can stock photo

WISH #3: Winning my lawsuit
I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to win my lawsuit for $150 Million (or maybe settle “out of court” for $35 Million to $50 Million Dollars). I’ll use my “out of court settlement” to purchase (to build) my house in East Hampton.

A Great Gift ? How About A Replica 1933 Mickey Mouse Watch (at Bradford Exchange)

Replica of First Mickey Mouse Watch 1933  by Bradford Exchange

re: DISNEY !
I, Renee Ashley Baker, may, possibly, if I am “recovered” sign an “Exclusive 7 Year Contract” with Disney/ABC to: Executive Produce and Judge a “Game Show” (to be broadcast and syndicated by ABC Network; Executive Produce and Star In two motion pictures for Disney (“Sister Act” and “D”); and possibly a “jet set luxury travel tv show” starring Renee Ashley Baker. And…Disney will get the song “Danger” by Renee Ashley Baker. Hopefully, CAA and Martin Erlichman will REP Renee Ashley Baker (No to Warner Bros and No to Universal/MCA and No to ICM)..

NOW….

NOW

NOW

NOW

TO THE FOOD….

Did You Know ?

Golden Raisins

HAVE RAISINS WILL TRAVEL?

Thanks to their portability raisins have provided energy to famous explorers for centuries: For Example, Christopher Columbus on his 1492 journey to the New World; Robert E Perry on his trip to the North Pole in 1909, and the late astronaut Scott Carpenter in 1962.

“Good-Bye” Scott

Scott Carpenter in outer space

Gold Ornament

THE BELUGA !

PETROS~1

(For Caviar Blinnis, Caviar Devil Eggs, and Caviar Omelets)

THE SURF AND TURF (BY PFAELZER)

Pfaelzer Surf and Turf

RENEE’S FAVORITE HAAGEN DAZ “PISTACHIO” !

Haagen Daz Pistachio Ice Cream

BRENT’S CHARDONNAY PEANUT BRITTLE

Brent Chardonnay Wine Peanut Brittle

MATZOS !

Matzo

MILLE CREPES ! BY LADY M CONFECTIONS

ladym_mille crepes

GIVE A “FOODIE” TYPE GIFT…MAYBE CREME BRULEE ?

creme brulee

THE DRINKS? LET’S START WITH RENEE’S FAVORITE

IT’S CHAMPAGNE !

Moet Champagne

WINE IN MIND? TRY ROTHSCHILD…

Chateau_Lafite-Rothschild

NEED “ALCOHOL FREE WINE” ?

Ariel Wine

A GIFT OF LUCK….AND CREAM ?

Baileys Irish Cream Gift Set

OR MAYBE GIVE A GENIE IN A BOTTLE (ER…. A TEA POT ?)

Mariage Freres Aladin Tea Pot and Tea…

Mariage Freres Happy Aladin teapot

Mariage Freres tea

Albert Einstein

NOW MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HANUKKAH, AND HAPPY NEW YEAR

TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAMILIES & FRIENDS

U.S. Senator Julian Bond & Family

Senator Julian Bond and Family

I, Renee Ashley Baker, did mention that Julian Bond was a “family friend” (Julian Bond’s first cousin was a friend of my brother James)

Actress/Singer Tina Turner & Family

Tina Turner and new hubby Erwin

I, Renee Ashley Baker, did mention that Tina Turner was with my Mother (Erma/Irma Ashley) and my Father (Mr. Ashley) when they brought me home from Barnes Hospital in St. Louis Missouri….I, Renee Ashley Baker, was all of “one day old”….

Princess Lee Radziwill & Family

(“Happy Holidays Princess Lee!”)

Princess Lee Radziwill

Princess Lee Radziwill New York

Caroline Kennedy & Family

Caroline Kennedy and Family

HRH William, HRH Kate & Family (aka HRH Baby Louie)

HRH Baby Louie

HRH William and HRH Kate and Baby Louie

Katie Holmes & Family (aka Suri aka Rose)

Kate and Family

Cate Blanchett (& ACTING !)….

Cate Blanchett

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO RENEE’S MEDIA

(INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO….)

Aileen Mehle (aka SUZY)

Aileen Mehle

Patrick McMullen (Society Columnist)

Patrick McMullan society photographer

plus

Anna Wintour(Vogue Magazine)
Glenda Bailey(Harper’s Bazaar Magazine)
Margaret Russell(Architectural Digest Magazine)
Jay Fielden(Town & Country)
Graydon Carter(Vanity Fair Magazine)
Edward Nardoza (WWD)
Mort Zuckerman(U.S. News and World Report Magazine)
Michael Bloomberg(Bloomberg News Magazine)
The New York Times
The Washington Post

plus
Renee Ashley Baker’s New York Photographer
Namely Steven Meisel
(Maybe Steven Meisel will photograph a coffee table book for “The Erma Foundation”….)

Steven Meisel

White Tiger and Yellow Tiger

THIS CHRISTMAS WHY NOT SAVE THE TIGER?

Currently fewer than 4000 Tigers remain in the wild. CEO Sylvie Chantecaille created the Bengal Palette, a special-edition compact where 5% of the proceeds go toward “saving the tiger” from extinction. Below “Eye of the White Tiger” compact. Sold at Nordstrom.

Eye of The Tiger Compact by Chantecaille

5 Golden Rings

NOW

“FIVE GOLDEN RINGS” (ABOVE) AND FIVE GOLDEN GIFTS FROM THE NEIMAN MARCUS HOLIDAY CATALOG 2013″

$2995 ULTIMATE WHITE

(Cashmere and Fox Fur )

Cashmere Fox Fur Trim Shawl Cape at Neiman Marcus

$11,000 ULTIMATE SPINNING

(The Soul Cycle)

SoulCycle by Ciclotte

$344,500 ULTIMATE DRIVING
(The Aston Martin Vanquish Volante)
THE CAR FOR JAMES!

Aston-Martin-Vanquish-Volante-2014

$1.5 Million ULTIMATE VIEWING
(POP UP TV…IT COMES RIGHT OUT OF THE GROUND)

Ultimate TV

$1.85 ULTIMATE DIAMOND
(RENEE’S Diamonds “Are” Forever….Purchaser gets a 25 carat diamond to “cut and polish” then its on to London where purchaser will visit the Crown Jewels inside the Tower of London)

Ultimate Diamond

Diamonds Are Forever by Ian Fleming 1956

“Diamonds Are Forever” (1956 ?)

AND….I SHALL NOT FORGET…..

Mark Zuckerberg & Family (aka Priscilla)

Mark Zuckerberg and new bride Priscilla

Tom Cruise & Family (aka Connor)

Tom Cruise and Son Connor

Mel Gibson & Family (aka Lucia)

Mel and daughter Lucia

AND….

Kate Hudson & Family

(with Bellamy and Bingham in Black)

Kate-Hudson and Baby Bellamy and Bing  in Black

Santa Sleigh and Reindeer

“MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD KNIGHT !”

“On Rudolph”

Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

“On Blixen”

Santa Reinder Blixen

“On Prancer”

Santa Reindeer Prancer

“On Dancer”

Santa Reindeer Dancer

AND…

“MERRY CHRISTMAS HONEY”

Alana Thompson aka Honey Boo Boo

(“SHE’S SUCH A DOLL!”)

NOW READ WHY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SAYS “NO”:

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READ AT: http://www.JFKRFKASHLEY.BLOGSPOT.COM

WWW.JFKRFKASHLEY.BLOGSPOT.COM

Christmas 2013: First Lady Michelle Obama and Mommy in Goldfinger Gold! #White House News (No To Robert DeNiro)

December 16, 2013

the beautiful Mrs A at a party in the Hamptons

First Lady Michelle Obama

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Erma/Irma) at a summer party given by my Brother James in “The Hamptons” (I think a “real Dupont” was there). Also above, First Lady Michelle Obama. (Check out the “graceful hands” on Mummy and the First Lady)……

(SCROLL DOWN FOR CHRISTMAS SING-A-LONG)

Tanya/Roger/Christopher…. (Down by the Riverside….)

December 13, 2013
The Beautiful Mrs. A

The Beautiful Mrs. A

Copyright by Kheel Center Cornell University 2

Copyright by Kheel Center Cornell University 3

copyright by Kheel Center Cornell University 1

NOW….

( SCROLL DOWN FOR “MOORE” HOLIDAY CHEER )

MEN: Christmas 2013….More Gifts For The Family #Entertainment News, #Celebrity News, #Wedding News, (No to Robert DeNiro)

December 9, 2013

My Mother (Erma/Irma) always walked next to me ….HOLDING MY HAND…..

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above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Erma/Irma) had “steak on the stove” when Renee Ashley Baker came home from school and there was always a “pie” on the pie plate or “Tollhouse” cookies in the cookie jar. (Yes—My Mother (Erma/Irma) was an “Eastern Star” and a “housewife” who sat home watching “soaps”. My Mother (Erma/Irma) saw the very first “soap opera” ….SECRET STORM….)

FOR MOM

As previously stated, My Mother (Erma/Irma) the “Lady Behind The Soldier” had a “real” Leopard Coat while First Lady (Jackie Kennedy) wore the “faux” one…. Below Faux Leopard Coat by Alexander McQueen)

Leopard Coat by Alexander McQueen

Cartier Leopard

(above, “Real” Diamond Leopard Watch by CARTIER….)

NOW MORE GIFT IDEAS….

FOR YOUR BROTHER: The Heavens To Watch

(My Brother “JAMES” was Air Force)

A Celestron Sky Prodigy 130 Telescope

Celestron Sky Prodigy 130

The Golden Planet (The Decommissioned “Dwarf Planet” PLUTO)

Dwarf Planet Pluto

FOR YOUR KIDS

Poloroid 8 inch Android Tablet W/Blue Tooth, dual Camera and Dual Core Processor (on sale for $99 at Walgreens)

Poloroid 8 inch Android Tablet

The Space Bar Modern Desk Organizer sold at Quirky com

Space Bar Desk Organizer

This is a “modern” desk organizer that can handle a 30 pound computer. It creates a “stowaway” space for both keyboard and mouse. It has four front facing USB ports for synching and two rear facing USB ports for charging.

AND

FOR YOUR SISTER: The Hearth (Cookbooks)

The African American Guide To Living Well With Diabetes

Living Well With Diabetes

The Deluxe Food Lovers Companion

The Deluxe Food Lovers Companion

FOR YOUR SISTER IN LAW

Hurom Premium Slow Juicer

above, Hurom’s Premium Slow-Juicer/Smoothie Maker for Home Smoothies.

FOR YOUR BROTHER IN LAW

Sauvignon Bot by NEC

above, Sauvignon Bot: This tiny robot from NEC can taste wine. Really! Through infrared “light sensors” in its left arm the bot can analyze the chemical composition of the liquid inside to determine type, brand, and flavor!
For purchase details visit: Necst.co jp

AND….

FOR GRANDMA AND GRANDPA

Kiss The Kitty The Hamilton Collection by Kayomi

Kitty from The Hamilton Collection by Kayomi

Kick The Can: “The Twilight Zone: Complete Collection” sold at Amazon com

The Twilight Zone The Complete Definitive Collection 1959

FOR YOUR DAD (If Dad Is A Gadget Guy)

RCA Portable TV

RCA Portable TV

This is TV on the go and you’ll get more than 70 networks and cable stations over broadcast signals (not WiFi). Size: a tiny 3.5 inches. Sold at RCAPortableTV com

RADIO SHACK

Digital Desk Top Weather Station at Radio Shack

above, Digital Desk Top Weather Station

FOR YOUR DAD (If Dad Needs Safety and Security)

Indoor/Outdoor Video Camera by Q sold at Walmart

Advance Elite Indoor Outdoor Camera at Walmart

Philips Spot On Motion Detector LED Lights…. Philips Spot On LED Sensor Light

AND

FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR GIRL

CrownCap com

Petco Holiday Trapper Cat Hat

above, CrownCaps sold at CrownCaps com (and the Cat Holiday Trapper Hat above in red and green is sold at PETCO com)

ALSO….

FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR GIRL

Hotel Relais Du Foyer

A Christmas (Island) Getaway with the Saints

(Saint Vincent’s Hotel Relais; Saint Barthelemy’s Hotel Guanahani & Spa; and Saint Lucia’s Cap Maison Resort & Spa).

FOR C. P.

Breitling for Bentley

Chesterfield Coat at Burberry

Legal Definition

CP is getting for Christmas: A Breitling for Bentley Watch, A “Chesterfield” coat by Burberry and a legal document (aka CP Irrevocable Trust)….

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AND….

NOW….

Wedding Bells with cupid on top

re: ANOTHER FAMILY WEDDING

SO–another of my relatives has announced his “impending” marriage. Congratulations my MAN! The “groom to be” is the multi-talented MIGUEL the Grammy Nominee who has worked with such music legends as Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston. Miguel, like I said, needs to sign a deal with Sony Records or Richard Branson (Virgin Records). Universal/MCA is broke, I think, as Jay Leno has been paying his tv show band out of his own pocket. (Also Universal/MCA hasn’t even been “promoting” its new acts. Warner Bros/Interscope, in my opinion” is “drained”). Congrats to Miguel and his lovely bride to be (a pretty Caucasian woman from Vermont).

Live Long and Prosper My Man !…

Signed
Your Favorite Relative, Renee AB 9 aka The Erma Foundation aka Erma French Perfume and Design

(below photo of Miguel at my sister Miss M’s house Christmas 2011)

Miguel home at Christmas 2011

AND…..

Renee Ashley Baker’s “D” (No To Robert DeNiro)

December 2, 2013

WHO WILL STAR OPPOSITE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER ?

Bruce Willis

Mel Gibson

Tom Cruise

D

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“D” by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Now he’s done it–goddamn it! He’s gone goddamn crazy. Bob The Specialist my foot! Dred skipped every other step as he rushed up the stairs to the CO’s quarters. Dred (named after Dred Scott of course) needed real help this time. HE, Bob, was about to get Joan killed. The maniac!

On February 12, 1942, Army Chief of Staff, General George C. Marshall, approved the allocation of 53,299 African-Americans to the Army Air Forces with the “stipulation that air base defense ‘for the number of air bases found necessary’ be organized and that “Negro personnel” be used for this purpose as required. On January 2, 1948 General Order No 1 from Headquarters USAF designated those transferred units and personnel (previously mentioned) as “AIR POLICE”. On July 14, 2013 Dred Scott was in the stairwell. The American public was aware that President Obama had ordered the CIA to establish an “armed-drone-program” to target terrorist leaders; But no one, NO ONE knew of President Obama’s top secret drone base that operated 1000 “specially armed” Predator drones. This special department–special unit–is called “D”. D is staffed–manned– by a “secret and specialized” and RETRACTABLE TEAM of 100 qualified pilots which, are used for both domestic (and overseas) operations (involving: border surveillance, counter-narcotics surveillance, and counter terrorist surveillance and apprehension…)

WE SEE/EXT DAY–A CITY STREET: A young woman JOAN is standing just feet away from an abandoned Haliburton suitcase.

“Walk. Keep going.” Bob The Specialist is saying into one of the special iPhones Apple makes for the U.S. Military.

One of two (or more) interceptors comes on the channel (aka on the line aka online).

“What are you doing?” says The Russian, in his thick Russian accent.

“Pull her back” snears Faruk The Arab.

“FUCK YOU” Bob says, then pushes the OFF button on his phone.

“He just went off line”. The Russian’s assistant says, in an equally thick Russian accent.

“Bullshit. She can’t hear what he’s saying”. The Russian says confused.

“Do it”. Bob says, to himself, in a WHISPER. “You’re not with Muslims, they don’t want to die. It’ll take out half of this city. Pick it up. Pick it up.”

Joan approaches the case and picks it up.

“She did it! She just armed it!” says observing Staff Member 32 in the MC (mission control) room downstairs.

Bob The Specialist comes back online, “You’re all dead men”.

“Drop it! Now! Sit it down!” Ully, rumored to have been a member of the “Stasi” (German Secret Police) has just come out from cover and he has his weapon raised and pointed at Joan.

Bob comes on, “Tell him if he shoots you’ll trigger”.

Joan listening, on her earpiece, repeats, “If you shoot I’ll trigger”.

Bob suddenly, to his left, HEARS; it is his C.O. and SHE is speaking softly through the door, “Unlock this door stupid”.

“I’ve got a situation here”.

She repeats, “Unlock this door stupid”. She turns to Dred “Get Clark on the 3rd floor. We need to break down this door”.

(TO BE CONTINUED ?)

unmanned predator drone

ALTHOUGH THE ABOVE STORY IS ABOUT MY MOTHER ERMA’S/IRMA’S “U.S. AIR FORCE” IT WILL REMAIN “ON THE SHELF” AND “INCOMPLETED”. I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL NOT BE “FINISHING” THIS STORY AS I HAVE 3-5 (OR 1-3) YEARS OF RECOVERY TO DO.

HOPEFULLY “CAA” WILL REPRESENT “D”.

(THE FOLLOWING WILL NOT BE CAST IN “D”: MEANING NO TO HALLE BERRY, NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE, NO TO JULIA ROBERTS, NO TO CHARLIZE THERON, NO TO ICM, NO TO WARNER BROS/INTERSCOPE, NO TO UNIVERSAL/MCA, AND NO TO ROBERT DENIRO, NO TO GEORGE CLOONEY, NO TO BRAD COOPER, NO TO SYLVESER STALLONE).

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CLICK ON RENEE BELOW TO VISIT RENEE’S “TRIPOD”….

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AND MORE FOR “THE MEN” (ONE LADY AND SOME CHRISTMAS GIFTS)

FOR THE ERMA FOUNDATION–IN ORGANIZATION (CLICK ON PHOTO BELOW TO VIEW)

The Beautiful Mrs. A

The Beautiful Mrs. A

ABOVE, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S MOTHER (THE BEAUTIFUL MRS. A/B “LADY BEHIND THE SOLDIER” AND THE CHARITY….)

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Cyber Monday

FOR MOM (24KT Gold by TIFFANY & CO )

THE_MOST_DELICIOUS_SURPRISES_2x2

FOR YOUR KIDS

POLOROID ! (MP3 PLAYER WITH WRIST BAND)

Poloroid Touch Screen 4GB Music Player with Watchband

SAMSUNG! (GALAXY TAB 3 KIDS)

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FOR YOUR GRAND PARENTS A VIDEO COLLECTION…

“DOWNTOWN ABBEY” COMPLETE SERIES

Downtown Complete Series

FOR YOUR DAD —

AN AARP AWARD WINNING MOVIE….

“THE FIRST GRADER”

The First Grader

AN EMERGENCY 911 CALLER FOR THE CAR GLOVE COMPARTMENT (MAGNAVOX MOBILE 911)

MAGNAVOX-MOBILE911-

FOR THE FAITH BASED (RELIGIOUS TOY AT MARDEL COM)

Religious Toy

FOR YOURSELF….PLAY OLD VINYL LP’S AND TRANSFER THE SONGS TO COMPUTER OR IPOD…(THE ION LP DOCK BY ION-AUDIO)

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FOR YOUR FRIENDS….BOURBON APPLE CIDER (CLICK ON CIDER BELOW TO VIEW)

Bourban Cider Recipe

#John F. Kennedy Assassination: 50th Anniversary; #November 22, 1963; #President John F. Kennedy (plus ObamaCare News) #Hot Topics

December 2, 2013

Photo of Ruby shooting Oswald taken by Robert H Jackson

WILL HIS DAUGHTER TELL BIG LIES ?
SHOOK EM UP AND THREW BIG DICE
ONE IN HER LEFT HAND ONE IN HER RIGHT
SHOOK EM UP AND THREW “SNAKE EYES”

(The above historic photo was taken by Robert H. Jackson. In it you see James Robert Leavelle holding his prisoner (Lee Harvey Oswald) as he (LHO) is being SHOT by Jack Ruby’s 38 Colt COBRA)….

“Snake Eyes (THE POEM)” by Renee Ashley Baker. Copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker

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Definition of “V.O.”: ROYAL VICTORIAN ORDER ….

Click On “Brackets” Above to buy:”IRMA’S HOUSE OF NUMBERS (COUNTING THE KENNEDY CONSPIRACY)”

President John F Kennedy profile

Click on photo of President John F. Kennedy above to View My “Photo Treatise”.

and on Twitter

Twitter

Please feel welcome to “make comments” or “give opinions” on my new Kennedy TW page. (You may also RETWEET my “links” to your own Twitter followers). Click on T above to visit my new page….

and on Facebook:

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Please feel welcome to “make comments” or “give opinions” on my new Kennedy FB page. (You may also REPOST my posts for your own Facebook followers). Click on FB above to visit my new page….

now…..

re: OBAMACARE aka SENATOR KENNEDY CARE

Health Care

November 19, 2013

re: How To Fix Obama Care aka Senator Kennedy Care

BACKSTORY: When I, Renee Ashley Baker, was a little girl living in St. Louis Missouri my Mother (Irma/Erma) had a very good (excellent) pediatrician for me (named Dr. Nash who practiced at Barnes Jewish Hospital in St. Louis Missouri).

I. If the HealthCare Gov website isn’t “fixed” by November 31st here are Renee Ashley Baker’s suggestions:
1. Four (4) “Call Centers” taking inbound calls only should be set up (4 call centers taking calls for Northern, Southern, Eastern, and Western states). The “Call Center Worker” would give the Customer a special “CONTROL NUMBER”. (Deadline for “sign up” should be extended to September 1, 2014).
2. Four (4) Websites would be “divided” into 4 regions of the country (North, South, East, West). Based on where the Customer lives the “Customer” would (a) “sign up for an account” on one of the four websites (that is the Customer would “open an account”); then (b) the Customer would put in his or her “Control Number”; and (c) the Customer would then Buy….(Health Insurance Coverage).
SEE…SIMPLE !
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker aka Renee AB 9 aka Erma French Perfume and Design

U S Senator Edward M Kennedy 2

Sir Edward M. Kennedy aka Senator Edward M. Kennedy

and…..

re: RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S LAWSUIT

Lawsuit

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am expecting to SETTLE (for $35 Million to $50 Million) or SUE a DC Lobbyist (for $150 Million)

BELOW: VIETNAM WAR MEMORIAL

Viet Nam War

(SCROLL DOWN FOR MY VETERAN’S DAY POST: “LADY BEHIND THE SOLDIER: A SOLDIER’S STORY”)

#Crowdfunding /Crowdsource Funding #Documentary Film Project “The Making Of Lift Up My Umbrella” (A #Whitney Houston Tribute)

December 2, 2013

Click On Photo Of Whitney Below…To View Project….

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“Perils of Showbusiness” by Renee Ashley Baker (Why I Say No!)…#Entertainment News…#Celebrity News…#Hot Topics

December 2, 2013

Happy Sad

(OPEN LETTER TO THE PUBLIC)

I thought I’d let the public know what type of crooked SH_T is going on here in Denver Colorado….

1. It appears there is something called “Middle Management”. I gather “middle” refers to geographical location? (Such as “middle of the country” between LA and New York). Or “Middle Management” possibly refers to being without a “talent agent” or without a “talent manager” (say for instance an “act” not yet signed to a major record label but “showing promise”). Or “Middle Management” is something with The Crips that “targets talent” trying to “break into showbusiness”…..

2. What these “Middle Managers” do is “steer” (this “steering” is done via COERCION, THREAT, DURESS AND INTIMIDATION).

3. Who signs Crip Stars? It appears that these “not-in-showbusiness criminals” (aka “Middle Managers”) tell “TARGETED TALENT” who they MUST “do business with”. For some reason Denver’s “Middle Managers” steer their “targeted talent” to three companies and they are: Universal/MCA, Warner Bros/Interscope, and ICM. (I believe these Denver Criminals are trying to make “DreamWorks SKG” their 4th company. YES DREAMWORKS !). What I believe is going on is that the “rap music industry” has gone bust–broke–and is not NOT making money. I believe “Interscope” is broke and can’t “drain itself” anymore. So–the Criminals (at least those “stalking” around Denver) have figured its time for them to follow Interscope founder (Dave Geffen) over to DreamWorks where they can start “draining” there too. (I won’t do this to DreamWorks). These Denver “Criminals” are trying to beauregard over Steven Spielberg and Jeff Katzenberg. How? In Denver these “criminals” are walking arund saying “Geffen” is going to pay. WHY? I have not asked Geffen to pay me. (Besides nobody in the “industry” calls him “Geffen”. They say either “Dave Geffen” or “David”. I, for one, refuse to help Denver criminals (Denver “Middle Management”) syphon money out of DreamWorks. I’ve been trying to tell this for five years but no one would listen!.
BACKSTORY
On “Geffen” (aka Dave Geffen aka Dave aka David). I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been going to Los Angeles since I was 17 and 1/2 years old. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, never slack as I was a frequenter at the HardRock CafĂ© in Beverly Hills and at the downtown “weekend club” (a disco) that Princess Stephanie and her then boyfriend used to own. It was a “club” frequented by rich handsome white guys in Lotus sports cars)…Anyway…this–is what I know about “Dave Geffen”. I know that Dave Geffen’s career began–literally–in the “mailroom”. (Dave Gefen was one of the William Morris “mailroom” showbusiness geniuses). Dave Geffen soon moved himself into a “job” at Warner Bros becoming a “big whig” (an “impressario”) so important to “music” that Warner Bros gave Dave his own label aka “Geffen Records”. (BackStory on the BackStory: Dave–not gay in those days–was cohabiting with Cher. Dave was trying to get Cher out of her “$1 a year contract” with Sonny. Cher became the first “act” signed to the new Geffen Records. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, still “can’t stand” Cher). Anyway….once again things went so “great for Dave” –the Golden Boy of the “music industry” — that soon once again Warner Bros was offering to “buy out” Dave Geffen (and I do recall and will never forget that number “$700 Million Dollars”). Dave Geffen accepted the offer and for a while was dating every “starlet”. (I recall his being linked to the fashion heiress, model and actress Marissa Berenson. Whom, I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to become for the owners of Chanel)…Anyway…somehow Dave started a new company (which puzzled everybody because it was said that he had signed a “non-compete clause” with Warner Bros Records); the new company was called “Interscope”. Dave held onto his often printed title “Music Impresario” for years then THAT offer came to join two other “Golden Boys” in a new company….(BackStory #3: Dave Geffen sold his company “Interscope” to three people: Two music execs and the CAPO they had “dangling” around their necks)…..Crooked Denver is trying to “hand me” the same bullsh_T. Dumb Denver, Denver’s Mentally ill, the Shantytown Poor of Englewood, Little Crip Sambo, and the “half-a-Capos with Soapy Smith” are ALL trying to tell ME who I must “do business with”; and…they keep saying the name “Geffen”. WHY? I am not even in music. I am not NOT a musician. (Meaning that I am not a singer and I don’t play any musical instruments). So…WHY are Denver Criminals saying “Geffen will pay” ? Are these Denver Criminals looking for a “front” a “shill” to hand out money? Well I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not “hand out money” and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not NOT set up any “movie payrolls” nor “record cd deals” at Universal/MCA, nor at Warner Bros/Interscope, nor with ICM nor with those I’ve previously said NO to. (Any deal that I may, MAY have had with “DreamWorks SKG” would have been offered to ME personally by Steven Spielberg or Jeffrey Katzenberg…not by Denver’s “Middle Management Criminals”. So, because of this “MESS” any and all deals with “DreamWorks SKG” ARE NOW GONE. GONE! As I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT lead Denver’s “Crud and Criminals” (aka Denver’s Middle Management) over to “Dreamworks’ coffers”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not allow those in Denver insulting me and insulting my Mother to “have/own/use” Renee Ashley Baker to make “showbusiness money”…..I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT let “Gang Bangers” nor “CAPOS” into the door to DRAIN “DreamWorks”).
P.S. If I, Renee Ashley Baker, am able, I, Renee Ashley Baker, may MAY sign an “exclusive” 7 Year Deal with Disney/ABC for a “game show” that I created which is to be owned by CP Irrevocable Trust. Disney/ABC would get “Network Broadcast Rights” and “Worldwide Syndication Rights” and I, Renee Ashley Baker would get from Disney/ABC $30 Million Dollars a year for 5 years….

***I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM EXPECTING AN “OUT OF COURT SETTLEMENT”….AND…I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO NEW YORK.

P.S.P.S. By the way if its NO to DreamWorks then its no to Warner Bros/Interscope, No to Universal/MCA, No to Peter Guber, No to Pam Greer, No to NBC TV network, No to CBS TV network, No to Mitt Romney, No to Adelson, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Gail King, No to John Elway, No to an IPO and…ALSO…No to Nicholas Cage, No to Sylvester Stallone, No to Robert DeNiro, No to George Clooney, No to Brad Cooper, No to Danny DeVito, No to Madonna, No to Lady GaGa, No to Charlize Theron, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Diane Lane, No to Pam Anderson, No to Carrie Underwood, No to Miley Cyrus, No to Katy Perry, No to Janet Jackson, No to Yolanda Adams, No to Jill Scott, No to Nicki Manaj, No to Rihanna, No to Snoop Dogg, No to Dr. Dre and No to Eminem, (Okay?)…. No to Jennifer Lopez, No to Lil Kim, No to Mary Blige, No to BeyoncĂ©, No to Jay-Z, No to Sean Puffy Combs, No to The Bellagio Hotel, No to The Venitian Hotel, No to California, No to Football and No to all others who I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to.