Archive for June, 2013

Yes to an ABC NEWS SHOW…. (Proposal ? Renee Ashley Baker gets $26 Million for 26 shows….)

June 28, 2013

Chanel Collection Papillion

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Cosmetics?

(why Chanel Cosmetics, of course)

Chanel Cosmetics

AND……

Chanel….

(Still With The Black Bow…..)

Chanel the black bow

Norman Rockwell

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GoldenEye

Dear Pierce:
My Condolences (and Much Love)….
signed
Renee Ashley Baker

Pierce Brosnan and daughter Charlotte

(click “GoldenEYE” above to view video….)

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wireless internet

HEY READERS: THE NAME “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER” NOW HAS 85,000,000 LISTINGS ON THE “GOOGLE” SEARCH ENGINE….plus SHOUTOUT: TO MY NY REAL ESTATE BROKER “I STILL WANT THE HOUSE!”

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NOW….

Click on President JFK to buy ebook by Renee Ashley Baker….

President JFK

plus….a new song below….

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Ship-in-a-Bottle

President John F Kennedy in the navy

“SANG THE MUSES”
by Renee Ashley Baker

Lyrics and Melody by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker

Lovely Cinderella lost her shoe at the Ball
Ship found in the Bottle, popped the cork, the sails grew Tall
Let Her stand with Nemo he’ll take Her hand upon the Sea
Strait up from the Bottom, they’ll see JACK cause he’ll be ME

(CHORUS)
Sang the muses, Sang the muses
Sang the muses, Sang the muses
Sang the music, Sang the music
Sang the music, Sang the music
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*This song is to be sung with a heavy Irish brogue…..

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, began this song two years ago. It is still not finished, however, I’ve decided to post this one “verse” for the 4th of July. HOPE YOU LIKE IT !)

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click on photo of Renee Ashley Baker below to view new website….

Renee Ashley Baker Snapshot 3

SHOUT OUT

Shout Out To Hughes Direct TV, ABC TV, New York Times, and Fox News/News Corp:

Once my “lawsuit has settled” and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “available”….I, Renee Ashley Baker would like to do a “News Show”. My “news show” would air weekly (on TV) and be 1 hour long. I’d do 26 shows. The “Broadcaster” (the TV NETWORK) would own the shows. I’d want a 26-52 show contract. What is Renee Ashley Baker’s asking fee? Renee Ashley Baker’s fee will be $1 million per week (or $26 Million Dollars). And…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be granted: Approval of Guest Stars, Wardrobe Approval of Guest Stars, Weekly Script Approval, Director Approval, Producer Approval, and Location Approval (the location to be my house in The Hamptons). And—no to a “pilot” as I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not do a pilot….my Ustream TV show will be my “audition tape” if an audition is needed. And…I do not, NOT want to do a “radio show” so no–NO–to Mel Karmazin. NO TO MEL KARMAZIN….

and….

also for Renee Ashley Baker

THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT….

mans blue bathroom

womans white bathroom

If–If–I, Renee Ashley Baker, were to “build a house” I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “build it in France”. It (the house) will probably cost around $4.5 million dollars. I will put two bathrooms inside my “master bedroom”. One bathroom for HIM and the other bathroom for HER (see photos above of Renee Ashley Baker’s in white and “HIS” in blue).

now…

finally….

MISTAKES I’VE MADE

(aka “Renee Ashley Baker’s Biggest Mistakes….”)

#1 SARAH PALIN…

Sarah “plain” but not tall …Sarah Palin is little bitty and small….(PALIN IS AN ANAGRAM FOR “PLAIN”)

woman silhouette clip art

Sarah Palin is just a “4-eyed-poli-sci-nerd”. Sarah Palin is still just an “unqualified” “inadequate” “DOG” who is vastly “inferior” to a Harvard/Columbia educated man like President Barack Obama. (Remember how Sarah Palin didn’t even have, in her closet, a wardrobe appropriate for an “IMPORTANT WOMAN”? The Republican Party had to “rush” Sarah Palin to “fancy stores” and buy her “something to wear” !)

#2 MICHELLE BACHMANN

MICHELLE BACHMANN (BACHMAN’S ANAGRAM IS “C BAN HAM” ?)

woman silhouette clip art

Michelle Bachmann is a “stupid jackass”. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG MICHELLE?

I, Renee Ashley Baker, want the public to know that it was Me and my sister(the beautiful Miss M) who picked the “other” Michelle for the “WH”…. (the other Michelle being Michelle Obama….)

#3 MELANIE GRIFFITH

woman silhouette clip art

Melanie Griffith and Tippi Hedren are both “CRAP”. Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas will not, NOT be having anything to do with Renee Ashley Baker’s “Hampton’s house purchase”. (In other words they will not be “purchasing” Renee Ashley Baker’s Hampton’s house). And…when I, Renee Ashley Baker, do get the $26 million I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT “pay Melanie and Antonio”. Melanie, Antonio, and Tippi all need to “set up a meth lab” and stop the “criminals of Denver and criminals of Englewood” from “extorting/coercing” money for the three of them! ! !

#4 VAN DIESEL

Nobody in Colorado had better mention the name Van Diesel to me again or I’m going to The Feds (the ones in New York).

man silhouette clip art

Vin Diesel is a “punk ass”….Also still “no” to Nicholas Cage, no to B-actor Ben Affleck, “no” to B-actor Mathew Mccaughnahay.

THE NEW OLD BOY “FRAT HOUSE”….

#5 JACK WELCH

man silhouette clip art

Like I said–Jack Welch will not, not be “running–nor financing– a company for Renee Ashley Baker”.

#6 DONALD TRUMP

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“The Donald” (aka “But He Don’t Got No Birth Certificate !”)

There is more wrong here than just the “toupee”. Donald Trump will also not, “NOT be running–nor financing–a company for Renee Ashley Baker”.

#7 ROBERT DeNIRO

Denver/Englewood will “stop” STOP trying to “do business with Robert DeNiro” via Renee Ashley Baker.

man silhouette clip art

Why is it always the “same three” that “crooks” try to run a “sideways fraud” with ? It is always: Robert DeNiro, Sylvester Stallone or George Clooney. (So, no to Robert DeNiro, no to Sylvester Stallone, and no to George Clooney).

#8 MITT ROMNEY

MITT ROMNEY (aka “That Old Black Magic Underwear”)

Mitt Romney needs to keep his underwear on and his “mouth shut”…

man silhouette clip art

Mitt Romney will also not, NOT be running–financing–a company for Renee Ashley Baker. These “broke conservatives” are not, NOT going to be “getting a movie studio via Renee Ashley Baker”. For one reason my sister (the beautiful Miss M) can’t stand “conservatives”. And…the other reason is because–I, Renee Ashley Baker, do not, NOT want to be “Denesh DeSouza” and make only $25 million dollar “conservative movie goer box offices”.

No to Hugh Hewitt (and no to Mrs. Hewitt aka “Go Fetch”); no to Rush Limbaugh, no to Glenn Beck, no to Sean Hannity, and still “NO” to Rick Santorum. Also “NO” to Marco Rubio and “NO” to Rudy Giuliani. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, am for Hilary Clinton for President in 2016….)

SO…..

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NEWS SHOW PROPOSAL…..Renee Ashley Baker’s fee is $1 Million Dollars Per Week for 26 Weeks….plus Sarah Palin, Donald Trump, First Lady Michelle Obama and more….)

June 26, 2013

Ship-in-a-Bottle

President John F Kennedy in the navy

“SANG THE MUSES”
by Renee Ashley Baker

Lyrics and Melody by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker

Lovely Cinderella lost her shoe at the Ball
Ship found in the Bottle, popped the cork, the sails grew Tall
Let Her stand with Nemo he’ll take Her hand upon the Sea
Strait up from the Bottom, they’ll see JACK cause he’ll be ME

(CHORUS)
Sang the muses, Sang the muses
Sang the muses, Sang the muses
Sang the music, Sang the music
Sang the music, Sang the music
———————————————–
*This song is to be sung with a heavy Irish brogue…..

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, began this song two years ago. It is still not finished, however, I’ve decided to post this one “verse” for the 4th of July. HOPE YOU LIKE IT !)

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click on photo of Renee Ashley Baker below to view new website….

Renee Ashley Baker Snapshot 3

SHOUT OUT

Shout Out To Hughes Direct TV, ABC TV, New York Times, and Fox News/News Corp:

Once my “lawsuit has settled” and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “available”….I, Renee Ashley Baker would like to do a “News Show”. My “news show” would air weekly (on TV) and be 1 hour long. I’d do 26 shows. The “Broadcaster” (the TV NETWORK) would own the shows. I’d want a 26-52 show contract. What is Renee Ashley Baker’s asking fee? Renee Ashley Baker’s fee will be $1 million per week (or $26 Million Dollars). And…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be granted: Approval of Guest Stars, Wardrobe Approval of Guest Stars, Weekly Script Approval, Director Approval, Producer Approval, and Location Approval (the location to be my house in The Hamptons). And—no to a “pilot” as I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not do a pilot….my Ustream TV show will be my “audition tape” if an audition is needed. And…I do not, NOT want to do a “radio show” so no–NO–to Mel Karmazin. NO TO MEL KARMAZIN….

and….

also for Renee Ashley Baker

THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT….

mans blue bathroom

womans white bathroom

If–If–I, Renee Ashley Baker, were to “build a house” I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “build it in France”. It (the house) will probably cost around $4.5 million dollars. I will put two bathrooms inside my “master bedroom”. One bathroom for HIM and the other bathroom for HER (see photos above of Renee Ashley Baker’s in white and “HIS” in blue).

now…

finally….

MISTAKES I’VE MADE

(aka “Renee Ashley Baker’s Biggest Mistakes….”)

#1 SARAH PALIN…

Sarah “plain” but not tall …Sarah Palin is little bitty and small….(PALIN IS AN ANAGRAM FOR “PLAIN”)

woman silhouette clip art

Sarah Palin is just a “4-eyed-poli-sci-nerd”. Sarah Palin is still just an “unqualified” “inadequate” “DOG” who is vastly “inferior” to a Harvard/Columbia educated man like President Barack Obama. (Remember how Sarah Palin didn’t even have, in her closet, a wardrobe appropriate for an “IMPORTANT WOMAN”? The Republican Party had to “rush” Sarah Palin to “fancy stores” and buy her “something to wear” !)

#2 MICHELLE BACHMANN

MICHELLE BACHMANN (BACHMAN’S ANAGRAM IS “C BAN HAM” ?)

woman silhouette clip art

Michelle Bachmann is a “stupid jackass”. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG MICHELLE?

I, Renee Ashley Baker, want the public to know that it was Me and my sister(the beautiful Miss M) who picked the “other” Michelle for the “WH”…. (the other Michelle being Michelle Obama….)

#3 MELANIE GRIFFITH

woman silhouette clip art

Melanie Griffith and Tippi Hedren are both “CRAP”. Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas will not, NOT be having anything to do with Renee Ashley Baker’s “Hampton’s house purchase”. (In other words they will not be “purchasing” Renee Ashley Baker’s Hampton’s house). And…when I, Renee Ashley Baker, do get the $26 million I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT “pay Melanie and Antonio”. Melanie, Antonio, and Tippi all need to “set up a meth lab” and stop the “criminals of Denver and criminals of Englewood” from “extorting/coercing” money for the three of them! ! !

#4 VAN DIESEL

Nobody in Colorado had better mention the name Van Diesel to me again or I’m going to The Feds (the ones in New York).

man silhouette clip art

Vin Diesel is a “punk ass”….Also still “no” to Nicholas Cage, no to B-actor Ben Affleck, “no” to B-actor Mathew Mccaughnahay.

THE NEW OLD BOY “FRAT HOUSE”….

#5 JACK WELCH

man silhouette clip art

Like I said–Jack Welch will not, not be “running–nor financing– a company for Renee Ashley Baker”.

#6 DONALD TRUMP

man silhouette clip art

“The Donald” (aka “But He Don’t Got No Birth Certificate !”)

There is more wrong here than just the “toupee”. Donald Trump will also not, “NOT be running–nor financing–a company for Renee Ashley Baker”.

#7 ROBERT DeNIRO

Denver/Englewood will “stop” STOP trying to “do business with Robert DeNiro” via Renee Ashley Baker.

man silhouette clip art

Why is it always the “same three” that “crooks” try to run a “sideways fraud” with ? It is always: Robert DeNiro, Sylvester Stallone or George Clooney. (So, no to Robert DeNiro, no to Sylvester Stallone, and no to George Clooney).

#8 MITT ROMNEY

MITT ROMNEY (aka “That Old Black Magic Underwear”)

Mitt Romney needs to keep his underwear on and his “mouth shut”…

man silhouette clip art

Mitt Romney will also not, NOT be running–financing–a company for Renee Ashley Baker. These “broke conservatives” are not, NOT going to be “getting a movie studio via Renee Ashley Baker”. For one reason my sister (the beautiful Miss M) can’t stand “conservatives”. And…the other reason is because–I, Renee Ashley Baker, do not, NOT want to be “Denesh DeSouza” and make only $25 million dollar “conservative movie goer box offices”.

No to Hugh Hewitt (and no to Mrs. Hewitt aka “Go Fetch”); no to Rush Limbaugh, no to Glenn Beck, no to Sean Hannity, and still “NO” to Rick Santorum. Also “NO” to Marco Rubio and “NO” to Rudy Giuliani. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, am for Hilary Clinton for President in 2016….)

SO…..

Dinners, Brunches, Benefits and Pool Parties (aka The Best of The Hampton’s Pool Parties….as PRESENTED by Renee Ashley Baker?)

June 20, 2013

New York Social Diary

above, photo courtesy of New York Social Diary

IT’S A PARTY— A PARTY PARTY WEEKEND !

Cocktails & Benefits

Party Table 1

AND….

New York Party 2

AND….

nEW  york party 1

AND….

New York Party 3

Come and have cocktails with Renee Ashley Baker and support one of The Erma Foundation’s charities (that being: The Democratic Party, Autism Research, The Robert F. Kennedy Center For Justice and Human Rights, Special Olympics III, The Fashion Institute, and of course The Ballet….)

COME—- COCKTAILS AT 8 —- DON’T BE LATE !

and….and….and…..

Sunday Salons & Brunch ?

Stunning poolside Hamptons soiree

Come sit at Renee Ashley Baker’s table for a New York “Sunday Brunch & Salon”. Come be one of the 12 friends of The Erma Foundation and lets us eat, drink and discuss “what the world needs”.

Information on the above “fundraisers” will be provided, in the future, on this (WordPress) blog and on “Guest Of A Guest”.

(There may even be an occasional “pool party” given, in The Hamptons, by “Erma French Perfume and Design”)

Pool Shark Inflatable Pool Lounger

above, The EXCALIBUR pool lounger (THE “POOL SHARK” BUILT EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE “BLUE BOOK RIDER”….)

and…now….for….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S DINNER DISHES ?

(THEY ARE DISHES FIT FOR A PRINCESS SO—WHY NOT? HUH? WHY NOT? )

Christofle Pavillion Marly Bone China

above, the “Judge Judy Collection”

(Is she laughing…..???????)

etincelle_or_medard_de_noblat

above, DinnerWare: $50,000 – $500,000 a set….

MY MOTHER (THE BEAUTIFUL MRS. A/B ) HAD BEAUTIFUL “GOLDEN HANDS”….SHE LOVED HER 24kt and 48kt GOLD JEWELRY…..SHE WOULD HAVE LOVED THE DINNERWARE ABOVE…..

click on “Golden Fingers” above to visit the France dinnerware website (fit for “Princess Renee” ?)

Now, Back To The Hamptons….

Summer Love….

Janis Spindel Serious Matchmaking wedding ring

(above, a book by Janis Spindel aka Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite “matchmaker”)

NOW….TIPS OF THE DAY….

MONEY MONEY MONEY

Money Dollar Bills aka Fortune

“IF YOU GOT IT SAVE IT!”

If you’re loaded (with money) check out the Certificate of Deposit Account Registry service (CEDARS). This program was co-founded in 2003 by an ex-Fed official….It lets you keep up to $50 million in CD’s with one “home bank” and stay fully FDIC insured (the home bank “parcels out” your holdings among other banks for you). For more information Visit:CDARS com

and

IF YOU DON’T HAVE IT AND…YOUR CAR INSURANCE PREMIUMS ARE TOO HIGH ?

Car Crash

Compare–Visit: InsWeb com

THE DRINK OF THE SUMMER ?

tHe sAtSumA

Satsuma Vodka tini

Above, The Satsuma Vodka-tini (for recipe visit: MyRecipe com)

Click On Photo Below of Lady Allegro (aka Renee Ashley Baker) and ….

Lady Allegro also known as

Remember: Renee Ashley Baker will be “launching” Erma French Perfume and Design in Paris France (hopefully, with the Wertheimers).

(#Father’s Day 2013: Generations of Greatness….#G.Q: Gifts and Quests for Dad aka Esq. aka #Esquire…)

June 4, 2013

President Obama with children

above, President Obama (aka Big Daddy?)

now…..

re: Marco Rubio

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, do not like Marco Rubio. Why isn’t Marco Rubio in jail for “mishandling” $210,000 in “campaign contributions”? Marco Rubio should “go to jail” like Jesse Jackson Jr, right? Marco Rubio is “crap” for trying to “set up” an “underground economy” of “illegal alien money”. So, “No” to Marco Rubio (also no to Nicholas Cage, no to Mathew Mcconaughey, and no to Ben Affleck…..)

NOW…..

PRESENTING…..

THE GREAT “SHOWBUSINESS DAD” (POPPA JOE JACKSON AKA DADDY OF “THE JACKSON 5″….)

Katherine Jackson with husband Joe Jackson

Renee Ashley Bakers Mother 1925-1985

HEY Paris: check out the dresses and the BIG hair on the “ladies” (aka Mrs Katherine and my Mother–the Beautiful Mrs. A/B)….

THEY’RE THE EXACT SAME….LOL!

(You’ve got a Golden Globe to win young woman….)

NOW…..

Father’s Day Gifts For Dad….

Visol 6oz flask

(above, a 6 oz nip– a NIPPY– for Dad by Visol)

or What About A Manse?

june-estates-01-maryland Doncaster Property Services

(above, EASTON MARYLAND, still on the market: 7 Bedrooms, 8.5 Baths, 12,000 sq ft and just $15 Million asking price….Contact: Doncester Property Services: 410-820-7676)

and….

what about

like “clockwork” ?

clockwork

SO

……now…..presenting…..

the

DAD IN CHIEF….

President Obama Father's Day 2012

BELOW…..

MORE GIFTS….FOR …. DAD (for Father’s Day)

BMW_Vision_Connected_Drive_04

(The Vision: Future Perfect BMW ConnectedDrive)

cannondale_flash_carbon_29_er_11

(The Flash: The Finest Mountain Bike In The World)

Louis Vuitton_Tambour LV227 automatic chronograph

(The Louis….aka The Tabour…The Finest Chronograph In The World)

Wicked Laser Torch Flashlight

The Torch: The Brightest Flashlight In The World)

Now…

Father’s Day 2013….

FREEDOM DADS

NORWAY-RIGHTS-OSLO FREEDOM FORUM

(above, Thor Halverson, founder “Oslo Freedom Forum”)

DOCTOR DADS

The Three Doctors Foundation

Sampson Davis George Jenkins Remick Hunt

(above, Sampson Davis, George Jenkins, Remick Hunt….founders of The Three Doctors Foundation)

STATESMAN DADS….

Statesman Julian Bond

(above, Statesman Julian Bond, another “friend” of my family….Julian Bond’s first cousin was a “friend” of my brother “James”….)

Now….Dads

FOR YOUR PARENTS

AARP-Card

(above, AARP Roadside Service is helpful)

FOR YOUR CHILDREN

FBI SOS Website

(above, the F.B.I.’s new Child Internet Safety Website)

AND….FOR DADS WHO GIVE

(Charity Giving: It’s Always In Season)

Mark Wahlberg The Gentlemens Fund

(above, Mark Wahlberg for The Gentlemen’s Fund)

Other Charities (for Dads)
The Ann Frank Foundation
Special Olympics.org

FOR ADVENTURE DADDIES (TRAVEL WILD ALASKA)

Travel Wild Exhibitions Alaska

FOR GOLFING DADDIES

Moscow City Gold Club

(above The Moscow City Golf Club….One of Renee Ashley Baker’s favorites)

FOR ACTION DADDIES

Laird Hamilton surfer extraordinaire

LairdHamilton_Teahupoo

Ride Waves like “The Big Kahuna” (aka Poppa Laird)

Waikiki-Paddle-Festival-Quicksilver 2012

OR….DAD CAN TRY….

The “Paddle” Festival: A New sport where Dad stands up and paddles.
(The above photo from the Quicksilver “paddle festival” 2012)

ipod case waterproof

(above a “waterproof ipod case”….so you can surf or paddle and listen to “Surfin Safari” by The Beach Boys)

NOW…..

I SAY…..

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY TO SOME CELEBRITY DADS ….

Tom Cruise with daugter Suri

TOM

bruce-willis_daughters-rumer-tallulah

BRUCE

Robin Williams rides down a slide with his kids Cody and Zelda at the "Happy Feet Two" Premiere at the Grauman's Chinese Theater

ROBIN

AND ON FATHER’S DAY….

…LET’S NOT FORGET THE

ROMANTIC DADS….

Romantic couple drinking Champagne

(above, romantic couple sip champagne….Is it Moet ?)

AND…..

HIS NAME WAS PIERRE….

coco-chanel-and-pierre-wertheimer-number-5

(above, Daddy #5…. That is, Daddy to number 5…. Chanel #5 that is….)

and

coming soon

HRH BABY DADDY

Prince William aka The Duke of Cambridge aka The Proud Papa To Be !

Prince William and Kate expecting a baby

and let’s never forget….

THE AMAZING HOWARD HUGHES

(What man doesn’t revere the great billionaire “genius” Howard Hughes)

Howard Hughes pilot

Howard Hughes 1953 Buick Roadmaster

(above, Howard Hughes “1953 Buick Roadmaster” sold in 2005 for $1 Million Dollars)

MY DADDY….

Renee Ashley Baker Buick 1

Renee Ashley Baker’s father (MR. ASHLEY) was a soldier (Army) and a Mason and A MAN…. (Click on Renee Ashley Baker above to visit Renee’s Website)….

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
Renee Loves New York (Hates California)
Renee Hates Football (Loves The Ballet)
Renee Hates Beer (Loves Moet Champagne)
Renee’s Party Affiliation (Democrat)
Renee NEEDS: “A Man–For A Love Match”
(HE must be caucasian, Jewish, 60-70 years of age, and…a Billionaire)

and

DAD…..AGAIN

Patriarch Joseph P Kennedy

above, Joseph P. Kennedy, the Great Patriarch

(Happy Father’s Day to all my ‘Kennedy’ daddyies. Click photo above to view TEF website)

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Still “no” to Miley Cyrus (because I think “they” are trying to make Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber into Gary Coleman!) and….I have “no projects” to do with Janet…. (However, “Hi Paris”).