Archive for February, 2013

Cruising or Jetting: This Summer Vacation Is For You! Hottest Cruises and Luxury Vacations for 2013

February 21, 2013

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Cruise Ship ? (For Sailing To France ?)

Answer: Cunard’s Queen Victoria

Cunard's  Queen Victoria

on board the Cunard Queen Victoria

Inside The Suite of Cunard’s Queen Victoria

plus…plus….plus….plus….

Other Destinations In Mind ? (Like The Mediterranean ?)

Seabourne Mediterranean

QUESTION: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE HOTTEST CRUISE DESTINATIONS ARE FOR 2013 ?

ANSWER: Caribbean, Alaska, Mediterranean

(pictured above the luxurious and “rich” Seabourne Mediterranean)

and…..

STATS: DID YOU KNOW THAT 10.4 MILLION AMERICANS TOOK A CRUISE IN 2012 ?

COME ON LET ME TAKE YOU ON A SEA CRUISE

Specialty Cruises

The Love Boat: singlecruises.com
The Opera Boat: operaunderthepolarsky.com
The Golf Boat: elitegolfcruises.com or golfahoy.com
The Gay Boat: atlantisevents.com
The Religious Boat: LeSeaTours.com

plus….plus….plus….plus….

TRAVEL WEBSITES

Travel Agent

Need To Save On Travel Agents?

Try the website: “CruiseCompete.com” where travel agents “bid” for your business by lowering prices or throwing in extras.

DO THE KIDDIES RULE ?

Try the website: “TravelWithYourKids.com”

TRAVEL TIPS:

Find A “Cruisers CheckList” from USA WEEKEND (click on Travel Agent Above)

CLICK HEADSET BELOW TO BUY:

music to buy

“The Honey Boo Boo Song” (Collector’s Item Demo Track)

BUY NOW! (mp3 for 99cents)

Buy It For The Child At Home…or For The Child In You….

Lyrics and Music by
Lady Allegro Hidden Cat 5

P.S. To Hidden Cat (I Got Your Cash!)
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Visit Renee’s France !

(In 2014 Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to France to launch Erma French Perfume and Design….hopefully….with The Wertheimers)

Palace Versailles in Paris France

Below the Chanel Store and CoCo Chanel’s Paris Apartment….

Chanel fashion week

CoCo Chanels apartment in Paris France

NOW….READY! SET! GO!

Bill & Stacy Fischer of Fischers Travel

Traveling With Influence:
Renee Ashley Baker’s Travel Agents….

(Stacy and Bill Fischer of the “exclusive” and “chic” Fischer’s Travel, NY)

By the Way you have to be a “member” of the Fischer’s Travel Club in order to book travel through Fischer’s Travel. The Cost: $100,000

NOW…LET’S BEGIN…..

I D Stronghold

Traveling With Security:
I D Strong Hold Credit Card Protectors

HTH Insurance Group

Traveling With Insurance:
HTH Worldwide for Political Unrest Insurance Coverage

Mens Coach Duffel Bag

NOW LET’S CONTINUE:
Taking The “Fuss” Out of Travel
Try These Travel Websites:
Coach com (Coach Mens Duffel)
@TravelGov (Tweeted Travel Alerts)
AwayFind com (Email Forwarding)
Mpassport com (Med Emergencies)
TravelingBaby com (Baby Equipment Rental)

Bento Bag at SkipHop com

Taking The “Now What Did I do With It?” Out of Baby’s Bag
Try The “Bento Bag” by Skip Hop
Visit: Skiphop com

Louis Vuitton Pet Carrier

Taking The “Leaving Poochie At Home” Out of Summer
Try A Pet Traveler by Louis Vuitton
Visit: Louis Vuiton com

WANT BOOKS TO READ WHILE ON YOUR VACATION?

“Patriarch: The Remarkable Life and Turbulent Times of Joseph P. Kennedy”

The Patriarch The Remarkable Life and Turbulent Times of Joseph P Kennedy

Because he was “grandfather” just like my real grandfather….

“”Last Lion: Winston Spencer Churchill: Defender of the Realm 1940-1965”

The Last Lion Winston Spencer Churchill Defender of the Realm 1940 1965

Because he was married to Clem….

“Thomas Jefferson: The Art of Power”

Thomas Jefferson Art of Power

Because the capitol of Missouri is Jefferson City….

and….

“Rod: The Autobiography”

Rod The Autobiography

Because he’s with Renee

(Rod Stewart has a daughter named Renee….)

Renee Ashley Baker self portrait 4

ME plus SHE

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MUMMY PUTS THE FREEZE ON TOO….

“Since ‘Old Man Winter’ won’t let go just ‘button up’ in cold weather and try and enjoy the snow….”
–Mummy

For those of you who are still experiencing “winter weather”….it’s not too late to try the products below….

Snow Melting Mat by HeatTrak

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North Face Etip Gloves

Help (In Order of Appearance): Snow Melting Walkway Mat, Solar Generator, and Etip Gloves by North Face…

Or…How About?

Vacationing in Abures On The Fantastic “Turtle Island” (aka Fiji)

Turtle Island

SUMMER VACATION IS JUST 4 MONTHS AWAY…..SO, HERE GOES….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “OLD FAVORITE” ST. TROPEZ RESORT…..

Hotel Villa Marie in Saint Tropez

Hotel Villa Marie
Phone: 04-94-97-40-22

and….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Resort Wear Collection…A collection that is pure CoCo

(By the way does anybody know how CoCo Chanel got the name CoCo?

The Answer has something to do with a French Regiment and a Talent Show….)

Chanel Resort Collection 2013

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “NEW” FAVORITE VACATION RESORT….(St. Tropez’s La Reserve Hotel)

la-reserve-hotel-in-saint-tropez-ramatuelle

This Six Day Spa Program Costs $3,645. There are 12 butler staffed villas with 4-6 bedrooms (available from $5,700 with a 3 night minimum stay); and their regular Rooms start at $570 a night; and spa treatments at $70.
La Reserve Hotel
Phone: 33-4/94 44 94 44

GOT KIDS?

THE BEST KID FRIENDLY RESORT MAY BE….

HILTON HAWAIIAN VILLAGE …A PERFECT RESORT FOR KIDS….

Hilton Hawaiian Village perfect resort for kids

and now about the RZ (aka Renee Zone)

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite “LOVE” Matchmaker (Bring On The Men!)

Date Place by Janis Spindel

New York’s “Date Place” ….picked by matchmaker Janis Spindel where New York “love seekers” could find that perfect LOVE match…..

Janis Spindel Serious Matchmaking

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Data BackUp Service

Carbonite Data BackUp

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite I.D. Protection Service…

Protect My Id

View Renee Ashley Baker’s New Wix Website…Click Logo of Renee Ashley Baker Below…

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RE: THE CRUISE

Facebook or Netflix can “video tape” my trip (my cruise) from New York to France that is from Southampton to Southampton on a Cruise Ship in 2014. (Oprah Winfrey will not be traveling with me on my cruise).

CRAP SIGHTING: Donald Trump is Crap (He’s rumored to be “organized crime’s crap”); NBC is Crap, Charlize is Crap, Melanie Griffth’s Mother is Crap, No to Chris Brown, No to “network TV series”; meaning No ABC, No CBS (I don’t want a network TV show)….

…. and No to all other’s I’ve previously said “NO” to…(I’m saying all of this “NO” to fix POOR “ferret faced Lee” and because “C” is who I’m buying the house in the Hamptons for and “C” is not going to be harassed –not by anyone….)

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NEW OFFICIAL WEBSITE ! (Erma French Perfume and Design, Lady Allegro and Renee Ashley Baker)

February 11, 2013

To View My New “Wix” Website Click Photo of Lady Allegro/Renee Ashley Baker Below:

Snapshot 2 Renee Ashley Baker as Lady Allegro cropped  (3)

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Renee Ashley Bakers Mother 1925-1985

CoCo Chanel

Thank you Mummy for my “ballet lessons”…..Thank you Mme Chanel for my “perfume line”….

Still “NO” to Beyonce, NO to Oprah, NO to Gale/Gail, NO to Madonna, NO to Angelina Jolie, NO to Julia Roberts, NO to Charlize Theron, NO to Warner Bros, NO to Universal, NO to the television Networks (NO to ABC, No to CBS, NO to NBC) NO to California, NO to Simon and Schuster…NO to Meryl Streep.

5TH — Fifth Novel Serial by Renee Ashley Baker (Untitled or Title Secret Contingency)

February 6, 2013

Youre Fired

Everyone and Anyone who reads this blog knows of my tendancy to “BOIL OVER”. I want to explain to those who are not in showbusiness that it is illegal–a FEDERAL CRIME –to tell anyone in showbusiness what to do. You cannot tell a writer which publisher to be published by; you cannot tell a movie producer who to cast in his/her motion picture; you cannot tell a “songwriter” who to “give a song to”; you cannot tell someone like myself to forget/forgo an “entertainment conglomerate” and instead become an “indie” and set up a “production company” with “investment banking or hedgefund financing”. (Investment Bankers and Bankers make millions and millions of dollars in fees and interest).

Anyway–the above fiction paragraphs are from my fifth–MY 5th–“novel trilogy” (the fourth being my new “Inspector Jenny” trilogy and the fifth being the one above which is still untitled or “Title Secret Contingency”).

There are many many fine “A-List” movie directors (the DGA must have over 1,000 members).

If–IF–I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “Leading Lady” in my movies (and I will be) then, I will select, as my leading men: Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson, Val Kilmer, Richard Gere, Kevin Costner, Leo DiCaprio, Ian McGregor, Will Smith, Nathan Lane, Ben Kingsly, Ian McKlellan, Gene Hackman, Robert Duval, Dustin Hoffman, Daniel Craig, and Sean Connery.

If–If I am casting actresses (and I’m only casting actresses for one or maybe two or posibly three of the five trilogies) I have–on my list: Cate Blanchett, Annette Benning, Sigourney Weaver, Susan Sarandon, Rene Russo, Renee Zellweger, Sandra Bullock, Jessica Lange, Sharon Stone, Ashley Judd, Kate Hudson, Natalie Portman, Nicole Kidman, Meg Ryan, Julianne Moore, Julie Andrews, Sarah Jessica Parker, Ann Hathaway, Emma Thompson , Dame Judi Dench, Dame Helen Mirren, and of course (Duchess ?) Barbra Streisand….

IF and WHEN….IF and WHEN….I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “available” to “COMPLETE THESE NOVELS” I hope they’ll be “published” by HARPER COLLINS (no to Simon & Schuter).

I hope they’ll be published by Harper Collins under my PROPOSED “exclusive” 10 year, $25 Million Dollar a year “UMBRELLA DEAL” with NEWS CORP/20th Century Fox.

Signed
Renee Ashley Baker / Renee AB 9

P.S. I’ll only “write” if–IF I’m residing in my house in France in 2014 (Until then I’ll be residing in Washington DC during 2013 being a “Socialite”. By the way The Wertheimers and The Rothschilds stay ON)….

P.S. P.S. THEY’RE FIRED: NO to Angelina Jolie, NO to Julia Roberts, No to Charlize Theron, NO to Meryl Streep, No to Madonna, NO to Melanie Griffith, NO to Oprah Winfrey, NO to Gale/Gail, NO to ICM, NO to California and NO to all other’s that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to. (I am “firing” all of these people because Denver and other “non-showbusiness” CRUD keeps trying to “cast my movies” (while insulting and threatening members of my family). These Cowtown/Shantytown (DENVER) fools keep trying to “run a company with my INTELLECTUAL properties” (when I keep saying “NO”)….

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Estate in France

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Renee’s Favorite Bars, Favorite Recipes, and Favorite Business Proposals….(Hi NETFLIX Remember Me !)

February 4, 2013

Netflix

Hi Netflix (aka Mr. W. Reed Hastings, Jr)

How about being number “2” (meaning second only to Mark Zuckerberg–the MZ Zone–and second only because I asked him first–sort of).

I believe, in the past, I spoke of your company (Netflix) possibly purchasing a show from me–like you did from Kevin Spacey….

There is now–a possibility–that I’ll be available for a “reality show” if–IF–Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t buy my “reality show” for Facebook.

My “fee” To Netflix: $15 Million Dollars ($5 Million per year–for 3 years–plus “production costs”).
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker (aka Renee AB 9)

Ed Burns film director

Say Ed:
Would you be available to “direct” some episodes of my “reality show” for Netflix ?

NOW…

I, Renee Ashley Baker,
Am Going To Say This,
FOR THE LAST TIME …

Contract

FIRST: My Lawsuit. An “out of court settlement” for $2 Million Dollars OR I will be testifying before a Federal Grand Jury which– will hear “tape recorded evidence”. (I will not work and I CANNOT work until this “matter” is settled).

SECOND: Reality Show Proposal
To: Mr. Mark Zuckerberg (Facebook)
For: “Erma French Perfume and Design Show” (The Champagne Flows !)
Taped On Location: In France
Fee: Renee Ashley Baker gets 500,000 shares of “Facebook Stock” (in lieu of pay)
Number of Shows: 12 per year (for 3 years)

THIRD : Reality Show Proposal
To: Mr. W. Reed Hastings (Netflix)
For: “Erma French Perfume and Design Show” (The Champagne Flows !)
Taped On Location: In France
Fee: Renee Ashley Baker gets $5 Million per year PLUS “production costs”.
Number of Shows: 12 per year–for 3 years (but no rights granted to Network TV; meaning–no ABC, no CBS, no NBC).

OR,
OR,
OR….

FOURTH: 20th Century Fox and Harper Collins
To: Sir Rupert Murdoch (Chairman and CEO of News Corp)
For: Personal Services Contract
Fee: Renee Ashley Baker gets $25 Million Dollars per year
Number of years: 10 years (Renee Ashley Baker will reside in France)

Jimmy Choo golden sandal 2013 spring summer

Renee’s “GOLD” (Jimmy Choo )

(Do they sell this one at Neiman Marcus in Washington DC ? Probably So….)

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Note: No Angelina Jolie will not be buying–nor starring in– any book written by Renee Ashley Baker (Angelina Jolie will NOT be portraying “The Inspector”…okay) ….Angelina Jolie will not be buying any other book written by Renee Ashley Baker, okay? …Plus “NO” to Clint Eastwood and NO to Warner Bros too.
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NOW DO YOU KNOW—THE NAME OF—-

Renee’s Favorite European Royal Family Residing In France ?

Rothschild Family Dining Room

HINT: Their Formal Dining Room is pictured above

Still Can’t Guess ? (It’s “The Royal Rothschilds”…you silly gooses)

SO….

WHO’S A SPUD ?

CAN YOU TOP ONE ?…..

Baked Potato Topped With Caviar

In 1995 the Potato became the first vegetable to be grown in space (NASA potato heads?).

LOVE THE BAKED POTATO….

Top With Beluga Caviar as shown above or Top with Smoked Salmon

Salmon Topping (for a baked potato)
MIX:
1. Cream Cheese (Flavored with Chives)
2. Strips of Smoked Salmon
3. Chopped Fresh Chives

and…..what are…

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Bars To Have A Drink…..

Beacon Bar & Grill in Washington DC

Beacon Bar and Grill in Washington DC (Chef Steve Hunter)

Le Grand Louvre Restaurant in Paris France

Le Grand Louvre Restaurant in Paris France inside the Louvre Museum(Chef Pierre Marco White)

Mahiki Bar London

Mahiki in London (Chef Richard Corrigan)

“This is HRH Prince Harry’s new favorite bar”