Archive for January, 2013

“Good-Bye Mayor Koch” (plus My Jimmy plus What The Hey Is Going On ? plus “Boy Band” DEMO written by Renee Ashley Baker)

January 30, 2013

“Good-Bye To The Honorable Ed Koch”

(From Renee Ashley Baker)

The Honorable New York Mayor Ed Koch

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Jimmy Choo spring sumer 2013

Spring is in the air, hopefully LOVE is “in the air” and the time for “shoe shopping” is just around the corner….

“I can remember vividly being a ‘little girl’ (in St. Louis Missouri) and playing inside the Stix Baer & Fuller and Famous Barr stores while my Mother (the beautiful Mrs. A/B) shopped for her high heels…”
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker

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now…..

BUT IS IT OUR BUSINESS?

Sharon Stone

Sharon wants to be a Twin ? (LOL Sharon)…Find a new “man” girl….

Ashley Judd splits from hubby

Ashley wants to be a Senator ? (Don’t LOL Ashley)…Sorry about the split from hubby Daniel…
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And….

Speaking of “Looking For Action” ?

One Direction

“ACTION….(Figures)”
BY
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
Copyright 2012 by Renee Ashley Baker
all rights reserved

(verse 1)
I was her HERO
Everywhere that we’d go
All the things that children do
Known her since the age of 2
I sent her love notes
Valentines that I wrote
Asked her if she’d be my wife
Loved her since the age of 5
(chorus)
I’ve got the right stuff there’s no doubt about it
Comes down to my love she can’t do without it, yeah
Baby want some action
Baby want some action
Baby want some action
(music-dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn)
Figures
(verse 3)
It was top secret
Everytime that we met
Baby she would feed me grapes
Then she’d help take off my CAPE
It was my mind set
Flying high in my jet that
Baby she would hold me tight
Off we’d fly into the night
(chorus)
I’ve got the right stuff there’s no doubt about it
Comes down to my love she can’t live without it,well
Baby want some action
Baby want some action
Baby want some action
(music—dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn )
Figures
(musical interlude)
(chorus)
I’ve got the right stuff there’s no doubt about it
Comes down to my love she can’t live without it, well
Baby want some action
Baby want some action
Baby want some action
(music–dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn )
Figures
(THE END….of a very “funny” video ?)

Ribbon Microphones from Inta Audio UK

HEY SIMON!

Do you like my new “boy band song”? I’m going to try and get my relative (the Grammy Nominee) to write the “rap interlude”. Anyway–to LISTEN to the “demo” click photo of microphone ABOVE…..

One Direction Vas Happenin

YES….It’s all about “the fellas” and
I’ll be saving the MEN for me….so much “affection”
I’ll be wearing my Choo Choos aka my Jimmy Choo mules….and
I’ll be walking in ONE DIRECTION….
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker
(p.s. NO to Gale’s TV Show)

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COMPLETED—SELF-PORTRAITS (plus…..TO MR. MURDOCH: HOW’S $250 MILLION for Renee Ashley Baker?)

January 21, 2013

Jackie Bouvier Kennedy Onassis

Jackie Bouvier Kennedy

Renee Ashley Baker 1

I, Renee Ashley Baker, WILL be moving to Washington DC (in 2013) and WILL be moving to France (in 2014) where I will launch “Erma French Perfume and Design” and hopefully design “Irmigard” handbags for Tiffany & Co and make $10 Million Dollars a year launching my company which includes my perfume line which includes Ashley Lane Jewelers (hopefully ALL THREE 70% owned by the Wertheimers of Chanel and 30% owned by Renee Ashley Baker)….
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker/Renee AB 9

Renee Ashley Baker 2

Renee  Ashley Baker 3

My Sister (Miss M) said I was “trying to look like Whitney Houston” in these pictures. And though I did see a photo of Whitney wearing huge white pearls (which inspired me to buy the ones I am wearing in these photos–which were taken after Whitney Houston’s death) I was trying to do a 1960’s “BeeHive” but I didn’t have a “beehive rack” and my “pouf” collapsed….

20th Century Fox

January 23, 2013 (WEDNESDAY)

Dear Mr. Murdoch and CEO ( 20th Century Fox)

So HE wasn’t your “candidate” but If and when we meet I could tell you some things that might make you “like” President Obama.

NOW–ON TO OUR BUSINESS…

2. My Deal. I should probably ask for $1 Billion Dollars and be like Mel Gibson who made $1 billion dollars on “Passion of the Christ”. However, I’ll ask for $250 Million Dollars as follows:

(a) A 10 Picture Deal over a 10 year period that would guarantee–guarantee–Renee Ashley Baker $25 Million Dollars per picture.
This $25 Million Dollars per picture/per year would include but not be limited to: Sequels/Prequels,Satellite TV (Hughes Direct TV), Pay TV, Cable TV, Syndicated TV, Merchandise, Broadway Musicals, Musical Recordings,Song Catalog, and any TV Spin Off Series, also include Books (Fiction/Non Fiction).
(b) This “deal” would guarantee “20th Century Fox” EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SERVICES inluding but not limited to:
Writing, Acting, Producing and possibly “Directing”.
(c) This “deal” would give /grant Renee Ashley Baker “right of approval” on Producer, on Director and on Co-Stars.
(d) This “deal” would give/grant Renee Ashley Baker “right to move the deal” IF-IF Renee Ashley Baker “DISAPPROVE’S OF” any party or corporation who might aquire ownership of 20th Century Fox.

Very truly yours,
Renee Ashley Baker aka Renee AB 9
P.S. Still “NO”to Ron Howard, No to Universal,No to a “football movie”, No to Warner Bros and No to Kim Basinger, No to Melanie Griffith , No to Antonio Banderas, No to Beyonce, and NO to all other’s that Renee Ashley Baker has previously said “NO” to.

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President Obama takes oath 2013

President Barack Obama with First Lady and Daughters at Swearing In 2012

President Barack Obama Inaugural 2013

VEEP JOE BIDEN GETTING SWORN IN ….

Vice President  Joe Biden sworn in Inaugural Day 2013

JAMES SINGS….

James Taylor

FAITH IN THE FUTURE….BUT…LET’S NOT FORGET THE PAST….

Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr in Washington DC August 1963

Boo


Dear Mr. Oppenheimer:
Can you do something for me in 2014 (on Martin Luther King Day in 2014) ? …. Can–WILL– you give away –FREE– on the Apple com and the Itunes com website (for every Apple Ipad and Apple Ipod owner) the great, historic Martin Luther King: “I Have A Dream Speech”? ….(Speech dated August 28, 1963 in Washington DC). You should give both “video downloads” and “audio downloads”….
Thank You, Sir
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker
aka Renee AB 9
(NOW SCROLL DOWN FOR MORE “BOO” NEWS….)

“THE HONEY BOO BOO SONG” (Collectors Item Demo Track) ….CLICK CHILD’S VIDEO CAM BELOW TO VIEW HBB VIDEO….

January 14, 2013

Lady Allegro is not for children’s music only. Lady Allegro has an “eclectic” music program. However,there will be only ONE Lady Allegro (Renee Ashley Baker) and SHE will sing whatever her heart desires….Lady Royal Records is looking forward to it’s nationwide “digital release” of the HBB Song.

Lady Royal Records is owned solely and 100% by Renee Ashley Baker.

Sothebys Auction House

Snapshot 2 Renee Ashley Baker as Lady Allegro cropped  (3)

Artist Wiki Profile

Name: Lady Allegro (aka Renee Ashley Baker)
DOB: January 2, 1965 (okay ?)
Birthplace: St. Louis, Mo
Home City: New York, New York
Occupation: Budding Songwriter ? (although I’ve been writing since 1986)
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Marital Status: Single (and looking but no athletes)
Religion: N/A
Favorite Song Writers: Burt Bacharach and Hal David, Michelle Legrand, Marilyn and Alan Bergman, Paul Williams, the Menkens, David Foster, Daryl Hall, Gordon Sumner
Favorite Female Singers: Whitney Houston (of course) plus…plus Barbra Streisand, Bette Midler, Tina Turner, Shirley Bassey,Dionne Warwick, Karen Carpenter, plus…plus… (the late Foebe Snow “Cash It All In”!)
Favorite Male Singers: Neil Diamond, Daryl Hall, Elton John, Van Morrison,James Taylor, Dave Koz, Josh Groban (and the other new one, Chris Botti)
Favorite Bands: The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Led Zepplen, America, Steely Dan, and still KC and the Sunshine Band
Favorite CD: “For The Record” by Barbra Streisand
Favorite Book: “Yes I Can” by Sammy Davis, Jr
Likes: The Ballet (The Moscow Ballet, The New York City Ballet)
Dislikes: Italian Food (I’m a France-o-phile)
INDIE LABEL: LADY ROYAL RECORDS (not to be owned by Madonna, nor by Jill Scott)

childs video camera

Click “Child’s Video Cam” above to View Video

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Click “FB” above to “bUY” or READ MORE….

Bang & Olufsen

SONG DROPPING ?
“The Honey Boo Boo Song” by Lady Allegro Hidden Cat 5 will be available for listening and (FOR SALE ) on Last.fm shortly. If–IF– enough of my WP Readers and FB Fans “buy” my mp3 (at Amazon for 99cents) I’ll re-master and you’ll get a free download of the re-mastered version. Now…keep checking till you HEAR IT DROP….Click headset above to Last.FM for the 6m 30 sec demo…

YES TO:
FACEBOOK (Mark Zuckerberg and 500,000 shares of FB Stock)
MEN in Washington DC and New York and France (who are not in showbusiness)
The Wertheimers of Chanel in France.
Yes, of course, to Tom Cruise (at Paramount) and Yes, of course to Mr. Murdoch (at 20th Century Fox)
Yes, to an OUT OF COURT SETTLEMENT (my $10 million dollar lawsuit).