Archive for November, 2012

New National Debt Solution ! (“The Baker Plan”) plus a Man to take me shopping? YEP!

November 26, 2012

FYI:

Renee Ashley Baker will “hopefully” work in Paris France for The Wertheimers and for “Erma French Perfume and Design”…..

Chanel 5 Perfume

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NOW, NOW, NOW

Guess Whose Welsh ?

My Grandmother — My Mother’s Mother (Mrs. Calvert) is a descendent of an English “Baron” from The New World ….

My Other Grandmother — My Father’s Mother (Mrs. Ashley) is of Welsh descent ….

As is the FABULOUS….

Dame Shirley Bassey

(Dame Shirley Bassey)

“Who Will Wear The Crown…Turn It Upside Down…Make The World Go Round…”
–lyrics by Renee Ashley Baker

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December 1, 2012

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Below…Happy Cyber Monday Shopping

For THEM

“A Castle Far Away” (at 2901…..Jamestown Court)

Castletown Geoghegan Ireland
8 Bedrooms, 7 Baths, 11,650 sq ft.
Cost: $3.9 Million
CONTACT: 2901 (Sherry FitzGerald Real Estate 011353-1-230 2901)

and….and…and…

For HIM the “Jag XL 2012”

(Cost: $79,000 to Buy; $799 per month to Lease)

#JaguarUSA com

AND….

For HER…. Fur

Fur, of course. Fur with Irish Crochet (a Pinterest photo below)

#NeimanMarcus com, #Barneys com, #J Mendel com

For Children

#BoutiqueForChildren com

AND

FOR POOCH

#FetchDogFashions com

and

For Help (On The Skin)

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite product to be a spokesmodel for….

#CremedelaMer com

and

For Help (On The Road)

The Roadside Assistant R148

#HerringtonCatalog com

Other CYBER MONDAY Shopping Sites:

For “INSPIRATION”….A BOOK (by a #Harvard Business School Prof)

#Amazon com

For A Holiday Photo Book by Yourself (To Use Those Thanksgiving and Christmas Photos)

MyPublisher com

For an “INSIGNIA” (Buy First Sergeant Stripes “Earrings” On Ebay)

#Ebay com

For GIVING PARTIES… Beluga Caviar Cake (and other holiday party food)

#Petrossian com

Did you know that all 364 “items” mentioned in the “12 Days Of Christmas” cost over $96,000?

HERE ARE SOME OF RENEE’S FAVORITE #CYBER MONDAY SHOPPING SITES:

http://www.NeimanMarcus com
http://www.Barneys com
http://www.BedandBreakfast com
http://www.Amazon com
http://www.Dubliwelecome com
http://www.RedEnvelope com
http://www.Bluefly com
www SheFinds com
http://www.FatWallet com
http://www.RetailMeNot com

RENEE’S FAVORITE CYBER MONDAY COMPANIES?

For Tiffany & Co “Diamonds”

#Tiffany com

For Louis Vuitton Tote Bags

#Louis Vuitton.com

and

My Mother’s Favorite “Crocodile Bag” (and other Chanel items)

# Chanel.com

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now…now…now….FOR

THE NEW CORPORATION
by
Renee Ashley Baker

PROBLEM: $16 Trillion in National Debt
(National Debt Holders hold $16 trillion in T-bills and T-bonds from the U.S. Treasury).

SOLUTION: A Debt for Debt SWAP
(The “National Debt Holder” would be offered an oppurtunity to TRADE/SWAP their T-bills/T-bonds for “x-number” of shares/bills/bonds (at equal dollar value) in a new corporation.
A NEW CORPORATION that would train then EMPLOY millions of “out of work” Americans).

I. NOW GET ME:
The T-bill/T-bond holder (aka –the NDH–aka the National Debt Holder) would NO LONGER BE OWED MONEY from the U.S. Treasury. The T-bill/T-bond holder would own shares of a NEW CORPORATION. (It would be a Non-Publicly Traded corporation so that stock brokers can’t “churn” stock value down).

II. FINANCING
This NEW CORPORATION would be funded (capitalized) by (a) Bank Loans from all of the major American Banks and by (b) Congress. $1-2 Billion Dollars would be allotted by Congress from the U.S. Treasury. (Remember–this won’t raise “the debt” as the U.S. Treasury will “no longer owe” National Debt Holders who agree to Trade/Swap their T-bills/T-bonds for new).

III. GOVERNANCE AND EXECUTIVES
The NEW CORPORATION would assemble a Board of Directors. Twelve “notables” such as: A Congressman, a Bank Chairman, an Economist, an Investment Banker, a Socialogist, an Environmentalist, a Marketing Executive, an Advertising Executive, a Manufacturing Executive, a Human Resource Executive, an OSHA Specialist, and 1 other.

IV. MISSION STATEMENT
(A) To “satisfy” National Debt Holders.
(B) To “train and employ” millions of Unemployed Americans.

V. HIRING AND TRAINING
FOUR WEBSITES would be designed and “put on” the world wide web (a North Region, South Region, East Region and West Region). Those AMERICANS who want to work would “REGISTER” on one of the four websites (using their Name, their Address, their ID/Driver’s License number, and– their “Unemployment ID” number).

VI. LOCATIONS
There would be 50 “locations”. Each “State” would have it’s own MANUFACTURING PLANT and TRAINING CENTER. Of course there would be no union–absolutely NO TRADE UNIONS !

VII. PARTNER COMPANIES (aka SUPPLIERS)
The NEW CORPORATION would allow “new businesses” (those in business 3 years or less) to obtain CONTRACTS (with the U.S. Government) to SUPPLY office items, office equipment, work clothes, lunch catering trucks as well as “Nuts and Bolts”. The NEW CORPORATION would solicit “bidding” through a website specially created for this purpose.

VIII. THE PRODUCT
The American Public will always want to save money, cut their budget, lower their monthly bills. What–is needed– is a “PRODUCT” to help Americans cut their ever rising “heat and utility” bills. Therefore—Millions of UNEMPLOYED AMERICANS would be :
(a) Trained to Manufacture Solar Panels.
(b) Trained to Install Solar Panels (on roof tops).

IX. NOW WAIT !
So far–SOLAR has not taken off (except for one solar company which installs solar panels on roofs then charges a monthly fee for “Solar Energy Usage” (just like a public utility does). Solar IS the way of the future. But WHY–hasn’t it been done right? Is it that NOBODY wants to “Buck Up Against” the utility companies? Well, the NEW CORPORATION would be a U.S. Government “organized and funded” Solar Energy Utility….
HOW–you ask–will this NEW CORPORATION make money? The answer: Two Ways.

1. By SELLING Solar Panel (roofing) to American home owners.

2. By LEASING Solar Panel Energy. (By CHARGING American home owners a monthly “Solar Energy Usage Fee” just like a public utility does).

The NEW CORPORATION would have, literally, millions and millions of CUSTOMERS.

X. THE NAME ? (Of the New Corporation ?)
“U. S. SOLAR (NDH)”

Of course, the name is similar to the great name U. S. STEEL….

XI. DISCLOSURE: My company “Solstice Ventures” would produce TV Commercials for the new U. S. Solar NDH (NDH stands for National Debt Holder…..)
BY THE WAY: Wouldn’t This New Corporation Plan Be Great For “SPACE EXPLORATION” ? And take the place of NASA?
Need I Say It? Okay, I Will: “BEAM ME UP SCOTTi”

Signed/Authored by:
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
(November 22, 2012)

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LOST THEN FOUND?

A former prisoner turned Chapel painter paints a portrait of assassinated President JFK, the painting gets lost and isn’t found again for 49 years? Sounds like fiction? It’s not. It’s a true story. Check Yahoo front page headlines for details.

TO: SURI, LUCIA, SJP and Baby Blue Ivy “Happy Thanksgiving”… (plus NEW CHRISTMAS SONG from Renee Ashley Baker)

November 13, 2012

“Good-Bye To Mary Martin’s Son” from Renee Ashley Baker

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LISTEN To Renee’s New Christmas Song (Click On Diamond Microphone Below)

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“INFRARED” starring Renee Ashley Baker

(to view video click “Infrared” photo below)

(Now Scroll Down For “Killing Em With Laughter”…)

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REMEMBER THESE GEMS?

“GOLDWATER IS GOING TO KILL EVERYBODY” (1964)

“WILLIE HORTON KILLED SOMEBODY” (1988)

“ROMNEY KILLED MY WIFE” (2012)

“DON’T KILL NOBODY, JUST SLEEP WITH A GUY…” (2012)

AND….

Renee Ashey Baker’s 2012 Obama Campaign Ad Response ( Rebuttal ? )

To View New Video Click On Photo Of Renee Ashley Baker Below

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I’ll be moving on to Paris France to hopefully work for The Wertheimers and Erma French Perfume and Design…

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“TOMB OF THE UNKNOWN SOLDIER”

SCROLL DOWN FOR MY “VETERAN’S DAY 2012” POST….

Happy Veterans Day 2012– President Obama visits Tomb of The Unknown Soldier (plus New #Contest Details )

November 13, 2012

President Obama at The Tomb of The Unknown Soldier

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Say–would you like a great Veterans’ charity to support?

Then send a Care Package to a Soldier in Afghanistan via “OPERATION GRATITUDE”.

VISIT: OperationGratitude Com

AND…..also for the VETS…..

Dakota Meyer (Medal of Honor Winner)

Dakota Meyer, a farm boy from Kentucky, is the first living Marine to receive the award since the Vietnam War.

ABOUT VETS UNEMPLOYMENT

Unemployment Stats Among Vets ARE ALARMING:

Since 9/11 unemployment among Veterans stands at 9.5 percent (compared with a national average of 8.2 percent). Among youonger Vets the problem is even more dire: Those 24 and younger have an unemployment rate of 29 percent. Kevin Schmiegel, vp of U.S. Chamber of Commerce (and a Veteran of 20 years in the Marine Corps) endorses the new Hire Our Heroes Campaign (which, so far has received 156,000 pledges to hire)….To keep the numbers moving the right direction, the Chamber will host 400 job fairs for Veterans around the Country; and in a first, 60 of those events will be held on Military Bases.

**The above paragraphs were taken from “Man On A Mission” by Bill Hewitt, Parade Magazine, August 19, 2012).

FYI: My sister — Miss M–is a Military Wife ….A wife of a retired U.S. Air Force Sgt. Miss M and her husband lived all over the world (both on and off Base) . On this Blog are photos of Miss M’s beautiful home and photos of the beautiful Miss M being pulled through the streets of Hong Kong like an Empress (in the early 1960’s) by a Rickshaw boy….I, Renee Ashley Baker, am doing this Veterans Day Page for Miss M, for my Mother–also a Military Wife–for my Brother James also U.S. Air Force –and for My Father–Mr. Ashley—A SOLDIER in the U.S. ARMY….. )

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CONTEST #1

Still a Boy Band fan? Enter at Parade com for a chance to win a trip to New York to meet “One Direction” during their concert on Dec 3 at Madison Square Garden.

VISIT: www Parade.com/OneDirection
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CONTEST #2

“WHAT NEXT?” (TWITTER ME CHALLENGE)

The Contest (#Contest)

STEP 2: VIEW VIDEOS

View each of the six videos below….

VIEW VIDEO (click on finger #1)

VIEW VIDEO (click on #2)

VIEW VIDEO (click on #3)

VIEW VIDEO (click on #4)

VIEW VIDEO (click on #5)

VIEW VIDEO (click on #6)

STEP 3: GO TO

Go to my Twitter Page and “FOLLOW ME”.
(Click on picture of T Bird below to go to my #Twitter Page)

STEP 4: TWEET ME:

Tweet Me your “idea” for my New Year video (January 2013). If–If–I like your Idea I’ll do it and you will get, as compensation, a free poster of yourself (or of your friends or of your family) and a “Mystery Prize” (to be disclosed on New Year’s Day 2013). Click on picture “T” for Twitter below to go back to my Twitter Site…..

The Challenge
The challenge of course is for me to “produce” your “idea” on the limited $100 per video budget (that I basically made each of the 6 Videos above for. Really! Just $100! Not counting hair, make up and wardrobe of course….LOL).

DEADLINE: December 30, 2012
Your “idea” must be received by December 30, 2012 and each “CONTESTANT” may submit only TWO ideas for a video.

AGE REQUIREMENT: 21
Contestants must be 21 years of age to Enter.

DISCLAIMER:
1. Contestant Agrees That any and all “ideas” submitted to (posted on) Renee Ashley Baker’s Twitter account (Reneeab9) will become the property of Renee Ashley Baker.
2. Contestant Agrees That any and all “ideas” submitted to (posted on) Renee Ashley Baker’s Twitter account (Reneeab9) are original and created by the Contestant themselves.
3. Contestant Agrees That any and all compensation (aka the winning prizes) will non-monetary and will be ONLY those “prizes” specified.
4. Contestant Agrees NOT to submit nor post any “racial” nor “ethnic slurs” (nor any pornography)….

GOOD LUCK! AND MAY THE BEST “IDEA” WIN !
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Like Photos?

CHRISTMAS 2012…..
Below, a relative’s house (Miss M). This is where I, Renee Ashley Baker, spent Christmas 2012….

I VOTED ! (For President #Obama)….Presidential Election 2012; Plus Hello DC and NYC…. (Plus my plan for “disaster relief”)

November 6, 2012

(click on photo of Ethel below to view UPDATE)

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YES, YES, YES…I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, JUST VOTED AND I VOTED FOR PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA….

(“Sorry NitWit Romney”…..)

AND….

I LOVE….AND….I LOVE….AND….

“I Love New York” says, Renee Ashley Baker

PARK AVENUE PARTY by SLIM AARONS….

and what about WASHINGTON DC ?

Yes, I Renee Ashley Baker, plan to be the “Hostess With The Mostess” in Washington DC. I, Renee Ashley Baker will give FABULOUS “cocktail parties, in my Washington DC apartment….

Buy at Tiffany & Co “The Cornelia Lunch Box”.

(Hopefully, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be designing a crocodile handbag “The Irmigard” for Tiffany & Co which will sell for $3,000-$9,000….)

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what about “THE MZ ZONE” ?

IDEA 2 FOR MARK ZUCKERBERG (aka the “MZ Zone”)

Those of you who read my “Facebook Page” know that I, Renee Ashley Baker, posted an “idea” for Mark Zuckerberg (in hopes of getting 500,000 shares of “FB stock”). Now, I have another “idea” for Mr. Mark Zuckerberg (IDEA #2) wherby I, Renee Ashley Baker, would give Mark Zuckerberg “Facebook rights” to my “Newspaper Syndicated Podcast”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, would give Mark Zuckerberg these rights for the 500,000 shares of “Facebook Stock”…..(Mr. Zuckerberg has added many apps and entertainments to Facebook aka “Angry Birds” and “Zynga” and “Instagram”…. Perhaps– my “Syndicated Podcast” would be “entertaining enough” to get Facebook users OFF OF THEIR MOBILES and back to their Facebook’s pages where they can view my “entertaining” OMG-type “podcast”…..)

AND…..AND….AND…..

ABOUT…..

HURRICANE SANDY….BEFORE, DURING, AND AFTER….

IDEA 3 (for Disaster Preparedness)

Renee Ashley Baker’s idea for “Disaster Preparedness”?

How about having a “list” of “Disaster Helpers” who will “swing into action” in a catastrophe such as Hurricane Sandy? Meaning helicopter companies and pilots, airplane charter companies and pilots, and manufacturing companies (blankets, apparel, and other needed items–especially FOOD). Volunteers in States (other than the “catastrophe state”) would begin dialing the above “manufacturing” companies and arranging for “delivery” of “needed items”. This–all “Volunteer Disaster Bank” would work “outside of” but possibly “in tandem with” FEMA…..Of course, the “helicopter, airplane charter and manufacturing companies” would be able to “write these donations off their income taxes”….

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AND…I HAVE TO KEEP SAYING IT BUT…..

MY ANSWER IS “STILL NO” TO DENVER’S D-LIST COWTOWN FILM INDUSTRY…..AND “NO” TO MELANIE, NO TO COLUMBIA, NO TO GEFFEN, NO TO JULIA ROBERTS, NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE AND STILL NO TO MADONNA. NO TO BOOKS, NO TO UNIVERSAL , NO TO WARNER BROS …..NO TO ALL OTHERS I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO….

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO WASHINGTON DC FOR A YEAR…..THEN, ON TO FRANCE (TO HOPEFULLY, WORK FOR THE WERTHEIMERS AND “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN”….)

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NOW SCROLL DOWN FOR “DISASTER PREPAREDNESS PRODUCTS” (AND FOR MY #MUSIC VIDEO, #VIDEO CONTEST….)