Archive for June, 2012

FIRST DESIGN? First White–view Renee’s first design below (plus “History Makers” and About Proctor & Gamble and Erma French Perfume & Design)

June 29, 2012

Chateau Blanc by Renee Ashley Baker (for the “modern art” crowd ?)

The pattern–above– is Renee Ashley Baker’s first “design” . Do you like it? “Chateau Blanc” is the name of my first “bed and bath collection”. The towels will be huge–fluffy and soft; the bed sheets will be 500-1000 thread count of pure Egyptian cotton. (There will be three different patterns in each “collection”)…. The fabric mills will be located in France or in China or in Hong Kong. Hopefully–the Wertheimers will buy 70% ownership of my company “Erma French Perfume and Design” which–will be headquartered in Paris France.

now…

Mr. Chow’s (for Renee Ashley Baker’s first date with a Janis Spindel MAN in New York ? )

AND….more on Renee Ashley Baker (and Men in New York )

WEDDING BELLS TO RING ?

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS LOOKING FOR THAT JEWISH, BILLIONAIRE IN JANIS SPINDEL’S NEW YORK ROLODEX……

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Open Letter

Proctor & Gamble has been with my Mother’s House since I, Renee Ashley Baker, was a little girl. I’ll always have Proctor & Gamble and I would love to work for Proctor & Gamble as a Spokesmodel…..

“Years ago (in the 1980’s) I, Renee Ashley Baker, always used Olay Night Cream and really loved the product”….

HOWEVER….should I not be able to “reach an agreement” with Proctor & Gamble I’d like to be considered by my other wonderful products….such as:

now…About Erma French Perfume and Design….

I. The Owners:
Renee Ashley Baker (30%) and hopefully, the Owner’s of Chanel Corp (70%)

II. Where Products Sold:
Eastern and Western Europe (in fine department stores).
The United States (at Neiman Marcus and possibly, possibly Lord & Taylor, Dillards, Bloomingdales, and of course Macy’s).

III. Pricing:
Perfume: $300 – $1,000 an ounce
Bed Linens (French Milled): $150 (a one set package) and $350 (for a two set package)

IV. Jewelry (Ashley Lane Jewelers)
$3000 – $100,000 (sold hopefully at Cartier; Bailey Banks Biddle, Tiffany & Co, and Neiman Marcus)

V. Crocodile Handbags “The Irmigard” (hopefully Tiffany & Co)
$3000 – $9,000
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and….

(October 12, 1935 to July 17, 2012)
William Raspberry
Pulitzer Prize Winning Washington Post Columnist Born In Okalona Mississippi….

NOW…VIEW VIDEOS BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

CLICK ON ALBUM COVER BELOW TO VIEW NEW “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER” VIDEO….

T is for Time–T is for Tamburada
starring
Renee Ashley Baker

I, Renee Ashley Baker, made “this” video on Sunday night (July 15, 2012). I had started another video but dropped that one because I wasn’t sure what the male singer was really singing about (smoking dope or doing a particular sex act). Anyway–I liked “this” music (another free download) and I used it….The group “Tamburada” is from NORWAY…..

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(above, Limo ride To DIA Airport then on to NYC and then on to Paris France)….

re: Corporate Sponsors, Spokesmodel Work, and Foundation Contributors

1. CORPORATE SPONSORS—I, Renee Ashley Baker, am seeking “Corporate Sponsors” for my “Internet TV Christmas Series” (5 episodes to be taped in New York or Paris France in November to be broadcast on “internet TV” during the month of December)….I need two (2) companies to pay $50,0000 each. The two companies combined will own 20% of the “5 Episode Series”. (I will be contacting several corporations via email–about this “internet TV project”).

2. SPOKESMODEL WORK: I, Renee Ashley Baker , am seeking “Spokesmodel Work”. I am seeking a “modeling contract” for $500,000 to $1,000,000. You will be able to “hire me (Renee Ashley Baker)” through my representative (hopefully to be Ford Modeling, Click Model Management, or Wilhelmina)….

3. SHOUT OUT TO VICTORIA: I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like Mrs. Edward M. Kennedy to “contribute” $2.5 Million Dollars to The Erma Foundation (which will have offices in Paris France and New York City or Boston).

4. No to Jada Pinkett, No to Katie Holmes, No to Jennfer Lopez, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Meryl Streep, No to Madonna, NO to broke Melanie and broke Tippi, and No to Oprah Winfrey, and NO to “commercial real estate” in California (as I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING TO FRANCE). “NO” to all others that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to.

NOW VIEW MY LATEST VIDEO BELOW….

New Video! Made LAST Friday Night…I hope “Virginia’s son” likes it…..
Click on Video Camera Below To View Renee Ashley Baker’s New Video….

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NOW…..

MOVIES YOU NEED TO SEE THIS 4TH OF JULY HOLIDAY….

and…

JEWELRY YOU NEED TO OWN NOW….

Renee Ashley Baker will hopefully will become a “jewelry designer” (for Ashley Lane Jewelers and a handbag designer for Tiffany & Co)…..

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HOUSES YOU NEED TO BUY NOW…. BLAIR LAIR?

On the market in Peapack New Jersey for just $4.9 million. It has 60,000 sq ft, 31 bedrooms, 14 baths, 5 half baths and 34 acres. It was built in 1903 for financier C. Ledyard Blair….

Gilded Age Grandeur

and also for sale now …. ONE OF THE ORIGINAL CASE STUDY HOUSES

P.S. The Case Study House now on the market was Built in Ojai in 1959 by architect RODNEY WALKER….Did you know that Ojai is the hometown of the Bionic Woman?

And…Just what may have been said in the Case Study House? How about…..

Hey Marge! (No–not THAT Marge…the one below)
click on furnishings below to visit one of Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite interior designers….

HOUSES RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WOULD LIKE TO SEE…

above, the home of Russian born Fashion Designer Leon Max (Easton Nest)

plus….Renee Ashley Baker would like to see:

In London
Buckingham Palace

In New York State
in Southampton
Russell Simmons house (his wife is from St. Louis)
in Bedord
Hi Low Farm
in New York City
Caroline Kennedy’s apartment
Renee Rockefeller’s (The Riverkeeper’s) apartment
The Dupont apartment
Henry and Nancy Kissinger’s apartment
Barbra Walters apartment
Mr. and Mrs George Stephanopoulas apartment
Aileen Mehle’s apartment
In Paris France
The Wertheimer Brothers houses
Karl Lagerfeld’s house
The Rothschilds’ house
The Chandon Family’s house

Click on Sotheby’s below for Houses For Sale….

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MATCHMAKERS THE WEALTHY NEED TO HIRE….

Janis Spindel (the Millionaire Matchmaker) is Renee Ashley Baker’s matchmaker (I’m looking for a MAN!)…..

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PHOTOGRAPHERS THE FAMOUS NEED TO MEET

A Self-Portrait of Photographer Steven Meisel?

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MAGAZINES RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (HAS) TO BE FEATURED ON…..

Town & Country, W, Vanity Fair, Architectural Digest, Vogue and Harper’s Bazaar

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STARS YOU NEED TO WATCH SHINE NOW….

Five Time Broadway Tony Winner Audra McDonald…..

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TOURIST ATTRACTIONS YOU NEED TO VISIT THIS SUMMER….

Did you know that George Washington penned 22,000 letters?

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ART COLLECTING WEBSITES YOU NEED TO VISIT NOW….

Renee Ashley Baker would like Sotheby’s auction house to sell (auction) 9 of her photographs to a European Art Collector….

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A NEW FB ADDRESS

Renee Ashley Baker has a new FB address: http://www.facebook.com/renee.a.baker.9
(CLICK ON “CHANGE OF ADDRESS” CARD ABOVE)….TO GO TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW FACEBOOK ADDRESS….

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AND…LAST BUT NOT LEAST….

FASHIONS YOU NEED TO WEAR NOW …click on “MODEL” below to view fashion video….

OTHER VIDEOS YOU MAY LIKE:

View “Wildlife in HD” by Renee Ashley Baker (click on Running Horse Below)

“Infrared” starring Renee Ashley Baker (click on Lips below)

Renee Ashley Baker On Video (click on Renee Below)

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Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to France” to launch “Erma French Perfume and Design” hopefully with the Owners of Chanel…..

VIDEOS by Renee Ashley Baker….

June 21, 2012

SHOUT OUT TO BILL GATES :

Hi Bill (and Melinda). I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation to give (donate) $5 Million Dollars to THE ERMA FOUNDATION. The Erma Foundation will be headquartered in Paris France (with an office in New York City). I, Renee Ashley Baker, will reside in France and will run the “Erma French Perfume and Design” company (hopefully 70% owned by the owners of Chanel Corporation….) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will become a “citizen of France”….

(SCROLL DOWN TO VIEW VIDEOS BELOW….)

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VIDEO 1: “Wildlife in HD (The Remix)” click on horse below…

VIDEO 2: “Kalimba REMIX” (click on photo below to view)

VIDEO 3: “Infrared” starring Renee Ashley Baker (click on photo below to view)

*Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to Paris France…” (to work for the owners of Chanel Corp ?)

Still “No” to Universal, “NO” to Warner Bros, “NO” to television, and STILL “NO” to California, NO to Florida, NO to Charlize Theron, NO to Meryl Streep, “NO” to Madonna, NO to ABC, and NO to all others that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to….and NO BOOKS….and NO TO THE “MUSIC INDUSTRY”….and NO to Oprah Winfrey…..

VIDEO–VIDEO BELOW….aND… 56th Inaugural–Wednesday the 13th….Mount Rushmore….President Obama

June 13, 2012

Yes, I Renee Ashley Baker, DO, want President Barack Obama’s face added to Mount Rushmore……

And…Yes–I, Renee Ashley Baker, believe Barack Obama “got into” “important schools” (Occidental, Columbia, Harvard) via the “international category”. (And I believe President Obama got into these schools because he –in addition to being smart, was “Well-Connected”….)

DEFINITION: Well–Connected

There is something the “poor” (the lower classes) have never understood (and have never had) and–that is–“connections”….Barack Obama’s connections are:

(1) His caucasian “Grandmother” (An affluent Bank President),and

(2) His Father, who was a “Senior Economist” in the cabinet of the Kenyan government…..

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Another Obama Connection: “A Defining Moment” by Patricia Duncan

Patricia Duncan is Renee Ashley Baker’s Relative’s — Sister’s–Sorority Sister…

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and Renee Ashley Baker Connects With Southampton.

Renee Ashley Baker is planning an “event/party” in Southampton (in August?) for Southampton Residents ONLY…..

Waterfront Home Southampton Long Island

Southampton Long Island Coopers Beach

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and

and Renee Ashley Baker Connects With France

The French Connection

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The Mary Connection:

Like I’ve stated previously I’ve always thought that my older sister (“Miss M”) looks like Mary Wilson of The Supremes…

Click on photo of “Mary Walk Of Fame” below to hear Mary…..

“The Supremes”

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Renee Ashley Baker’s Pay? NO TO TELEVISION (Yes To Chanel, Tiffany & Co, XM/Sirius, Fashion and Beauty Industry)

June 11, 2012

The MEN Who Own XM/Sirius (a radio show in Paris France)

Handbags by Tiffany & Co (and by Renee Ashley Baker ?)

and

The MEN Who Own Tiffany & Co

Renee Ashley Baker’s Fall/Winter Chanel…2012….(New York/Paris France)

and

The MEN WHO OWN CHANEL

and

The MEN WHO…..

Stealth Man O War…..(1000 + 1 ?)

AND AND AND

THE MEN who are with Janis Spindel
YES: To my dates with my “Janis Spindel Men” (He must be Caucasian/Jewish, He must be 50-70 years of age, He must be millionaire/billionaire, AND our first date? At Mr. CHOW’S in New York City (FOR PEKING DUCK)….

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RE: The “dumb creeps”: The Dumb Creeps attending the “dumb creeps seminar” in the Perrin Room at the Englewood Public Library….I say to you, “Mind your own “dumb business…I am not, not with any families…..

RE: My Apartment:
Oprah Winfrey will not, NOT be “paying for” any of my apartments, neither will Glenn, neither will Warner Bros and neither will Universal….and No to Catherine Zeta Jones….No to Steven Spielberg and No to Ridley Scott ….No to California

and NO TO THE MUSIC INDUSTRY (NO TO MADONNA)

and NO TO TELEVISION ….(no movies –and certainly NO television)

NO TO FOOTBALL…(NO ATHLETES)….

(Like I said above, I’ll be residing in Paris France working for Chanel….)

I HAVE A LAWSUIT TO SETTLE FIRST ….

The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee 2012 Plus How England Still Swings With Style….A Look At The “New” English Rose and Other Things British)

June 5, 2012

HRH Princess Kate Middleton….
(the “new” English rose….)

Of Course, I love England, doesn’t everyone? Because of (and only because of) the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee I have decided to do just one more WordPress post….(THIS ONE)…

I want to “launch” a fashion and beauty industry company and–I’ve been thinking of “launching” a fashion blog….Of course, the ultimate would be for me to “write a column” for a Fashion Magazine, however, a “fashion blog” might be a good place for me to “break in”….

So–I have been perusing the style blogs just to see how it is done…And because of the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee I thought I’d take a look at London…I thought I’d take a look at the English blogs to see what the English women were up to “style wise”….What did I find? I found that England still swings…from the “racks”…and…. that there is a “brand new English rose”….
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker
p.s. Long Live The Queen…..

Now…

Shall We Begin With:

“Patriotic Fashions From The Diamond Jubilee” ….

Chloe, 13, exhibits a “patriotic style” as she watches “the Queen” ride by during the country wide celebration of the Diamond Jubilee 2012….

An Indoor Celebration During The Diamond Jubilee ?
(I found this “patrotic” show of foot wear on the English blog Stylist Stuff…)

Jubilee Jewelry ?
I found this British Flag necklace on a English jewelry website…the diamonds are real….

NEXT:

Fashion Stuff FROM the Style Blogs of London (aka “The New English Rose”)

False Eye Lashes “Little Flirt” by Benefit….
I found this photo on the English blog “Stylist Stuff”…
(The blog’s author is a “stylist” for “celebrities” and for “showbusiness”)

Ever Seen Nails As English and as Pretty as These ?
(I found them on the English blog “Kingdom of Style”….)

For That Queenly Style….Try The English “For Coco” Hat Maker Judy Bentinck
(chapeaus mixing Anglais with la Francais… pour la tete–ais….okay?)

Tortoise Sunglasses by House of Harlow in Chelsea
(found on the English/French blog CoCos Tea Party)

From The Colony Comes Ugg…
(Ugg’s spring summer 2012 florals–florals that are a must have now)

The English Rose Rocks Haute Couture Style Too….

Sister Socialites Tamra and Petra of New York (and London)

English Actress Thandie Newton Rocks The LBD

Diamonds Are Forever?
(Then They Are Forever At Biddle…Bailey Banks & Biddle of London….)

Designer Stella — Stella of London
Or…. Stella of Strawberry Fields
(Wouldn’t That Be A Great Name For A Perfume? ….”Strawberry Fields”….)

Designer Betsey….Betsey splits spring summer 2012
(Now isn’t that “split” just like Betsey Johnson !)

Burberry….
(Is This the “new” look of MI5/MI6 ?….New look for the women that is…)

Wedding Shoe by Jimmy Choo of London
(Love In Black & White)

Fiction Or Real ? (You Decide)

The Beautiful Style of Downton Abbey….photo from Vogue (London)

Berenice The Bond Girl…
I Cannot Do A London Post Without “JB” Can I ?…..
(JB– James Bond–007– On Her Majesty’s Secret Service…That Is….)

NOW….

THE ROYALS

“The Royal Swans”

Prince Charles and Camilla in a “cookie eating contest” ????

Royal Purple Granny aka HRH The Queen

Queen Elizabeth and “The Kids”

Queen Elizabeth, plus Michelle Obama, Michelle Pfeiffer, The Rich Koch Brothers, Who Should Play Whitney and Bill and— Whatever Happpened To Angela Y Davis?

June 1, 2012

Prince Will’s Granny (HRH Queen Elizabeth II….Diamond Jubilee….)

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President Obama and First Lady

above, The President and The First Lady Share A Laugh

below….The Koch Brothers Share A Smile

JEWISH BROTHERS….
These Men have money–they can spend it the way they want to.

PLUS….

THE “OTHER” MICHELLE….

CATWOMAN OR BATWOMAN ?
Michelle Pfeiffer rules in the cryptic “Vampire” saga “DARK SHADOWS”….
(I, Renee Ashley Baker, never missed an episode of “Dark Shadows”. Tell me–who plays that “studering” assistant in the movie? You know that “stammering woman” who for some reason Barnaby never bit ?

PLUS…

WHO SHOULD PLAY WHITNEY HOUSTON IN THE BIG SCREEN BIOPIC ?

A Contender To Play Whitney (pretty Paula Patton?)

Also Being Considered To Play Whitney (pretty Jennifer Hudson)

Jennifer Hudson’s Bathroom
(Inside Her New $3 Million Dollar Manse Located Just Outside Chicago….)

PLUS….

BILL CLINTON WANTS “WHO” TO PLAY HIM IN THE MOVIE?

I THOUGHT DENNIS QUAID ALREADY DID….

AND

WHAT

ABOUT

A

BIG SCREEN BIOPIC ABOUT ANGELA DAVIS?

SOMEBODY IN HOLLYWOOD SHOULD PRODUCE ONE…

(SCROLL DOWN TO VIEW ONE OF MY CASTING SUGGESTIONS….

p. s. I ALSO LIKE BRITISH ACTRESS THANDIE NEWTON)