Archive for May, 2012

Chanel The Deal? (plus FACEBOOK/big photo “In My Opinion” is now on + Hello France, Congrats To Ashley’s Hubby + Read My Poem and HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY)

May 19, 2012

ANNIE

THANDIE

ANNIE …..

I’ve proposed two “Big Screen” motion picture projects for black actresses….I hope someone will produce them….
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker
(P.S. I, Renee Ashley Baker, cannot work on either of them….I am on my way out of the country…..I want to see France….)

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“Sentry Chanel”
Although the woman in this picture is probably “looking out for a Man”….I’ve named this picture “Sentry Chanel” because it reminds me of the time when I was a little girl (ages 2 or 3 or so) when I would spend hours sitting at the window sill staring out the window. (I had on the window sill my set of plastic plates with the pink roses on them and the plastic Tea Pot to match).

“Royal Purple Chanel”

TERMS: I, Renee Ashley Baker, have “revised” the terms of the DEAL that I want with the owners of Chanel Corporation. I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like $9 million dollars a year–for 4 years–with a $2 million dollar signing bonus. MEANING–$32 million dollars for 70% ownership of “Erma French Perfume and Design” , “Ashley Lane Jewelers” and “Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed”….All three “Erma” companies will be headquartered in Paris France…. and….

NO TO DONALD TRUMP, NO TO ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER (I do not need either of them for anything) and NO to Janet Jackson and The Jacksons…(I will not be doing any television)….

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View My New “In My Opinion” (photo album) on MY FACEBOOK PAGE ….
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and….

Renee Ashley Baker will be MOVING TO PARIS FRANCE TO WORK FOR TIFFANY & CO, AND XM/SIRIUS AND CHANEL (AND I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL WEAR MY $7,000 CHANEL SUITS TO WORK EVERYDAY)….

Hey–Execs at Big Photo, Would You Like To Sponsor Renee Ashley Baker in Southhampton?

Indy 500 2012 Winner Dario Franchitti

Ashley and Hubby Dario

The Beautiful Actress Ashley Judd

and….

Renee Ashley Baker Would Like To Start The LeMans Grand Prix in Monaco

p l u s

To View Poem About Renee Click On Pink Rose Poem Below….

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PLUS….

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY SJP….”
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Click On Renee Below To View Videos….

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am looking for that “Love Match” (in The Hamptons, in Paris France, in ….)

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SHOUT OUT TO X/M SIRIUS (For a radio show in Paris France) AND SHOUT OUT TO FORD MODELING (For Spokesmodel Jobs at AT&T, General Motors, Moet, Jimmy Choo ????? )

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“FUNK ME SNOOPY”….

(click on Snoopy to view video)

WHAT I PLAN: To go to The Hamptons (Southampton) for the summer, date some “Janis Spindel men”, go to Paris France and attend “cocktail parties and yacht parties” with some Rothschild family members, some Chandon family members….and LAUNCH my “perfume line” with the owners of CHANEL CORPORATION and design for LVMH, TIFFANY & CO and HERMES….
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SPONSORS SPONSORS SPONSORS “HOW BOUT IT HAAGEN DAZ”

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SHOUT OUT TO “I DO STREAM”….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, Need a Sponsor For My Internet Broadcast. Time: This Summer. The planned Location? The Hamptons….
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CLICK ON VIDEO CAM BELOW TO VIEW “SNOOPY VICTORIA”:

TO VIEW NEW VIDEO VISIT TRIPOD: http://ReneeAshleyBaker.Tripod.com

The Power Of The Song…. (“Portrait Of A Lady 1919”)

May 14, 2012

Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (The Beautiful Mrs. A below) is the reason that Renee Ashley Baker is “granting” song publishing rights to Barbra Streisand’s Music Publishing Company….(I Believe It Is “Barbra Streisand Music” or “Alfred Music Publishing”?)

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I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL WORK FOR “ERMA’S FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN”….(IN PARIS FRANCE)….

(now…scroll down for Mother’s Day 2012….)

Decor A Mother’s Day Gift? Why Not…(Happy Mother’s Day from Renee Ashley Baker)

May 1, 2012

ANNOUNCEMENT: Renee Ashley Baker is now a member of Janis Spindel’s “Club J Love” and is on Janis Spindel’s online dating service “2LoveToday”.
(Interested Men Must Be New York Residents–NO ATHLETES)

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Make Mom’s Kitchen One She Can Love….

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Sister’s “Elegant” High Tech Refrigerator….

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PLUS….PLUS….PLUS….PLUS….

MOTHER ROSE FITZGERALD KENNEDY

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO ALL THE KENNEDY MOTHERS….

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PLUS….PLUS…PLUS….

VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW VIDEO (CLICK ON PINK BUILDING BELOW)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “going to New York” for summer in “The Hamptons”…. and…. to “DATE Janis Spindel men”. (While in New York I, hopefully, will be meeting with Ford Modeling Agency, Sotheby’s Auction House, Tiffany & Co, then, hopefully, I will be going on to Paris France to sign with Chanel Corporation to launch my own “perfume line”….)

NOW….

VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAMILY ALBUM

Below…is…. HER MAJESTY

CHERRY HILLS NJ
My MOTHER standing with a friend of My Brother’s at my Brother’s House in Cherry Hills New Jersey at Christmas one year in the 1980’s (OR WAS IT ONE SUMMER IN THE HAMPTONS AT A HOUSE MY BROTHER RENTED? Actually, I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t know because I wasn’t there….)

PHOTOS OF MOTHER ABOVE
As you can see my Mother is wearing all GOLD…..Whereas — I, Renee Ashley Baker, am on my HORSEE…. My parents–my mother and my father (Mr. and Mrs. Ashley) always took me to “Forest Park” in St. Louis, Missouri when I was a little girl. Above you can see FOREST PARK. And — I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing the tweed coat and suede shoes that my Mother bought for me at Stix, Baer & Fuller department store in St. Louis…..CHECK OUT MY EYES….AN ASTIGMATISM THAT I’LL ALWAYS HAVE (LOL)….

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“MISS M”

As I, Renee Ashley Baker, have stated in the past — I have a brother (James) who did secret work for the U.S. Secret Service (back in the 1960’s). My Brother resided in New York City just a few blocks away from where Former First Lady Jackie Kennedy Onassis lived. (My Brother was also friends with a real “DUPONT”).

ALL photos above are of Renee Ashley Baker’s SISTER (“Miss M”). Yes–I have a sister (“Miss M”) and it was Miss M’s house in which you saw me (in photos) at Christmas 2011. Now a description of the photos above….

Photo 1961 (Miss M in Hong Kong being pulled in a rickshaw).
Photo 1964 (Miss M posing by the Christmas Tree)
Photo____ (Miss M with her husband–my brother in law–at their 25th wedding anniversary.
Photo____ (Miss M posing in white).

In the 1960’s “Miss M” won a beauty contest in the Phillipines. She won a sash and a crown and a TITLE. (I’ve always thought Miss M –my Sister–looked like MARY WILSON OF THE SUPREMES. What do you think…?)

I WANT ALL OF MY BROTHER’S FRIENDS IN NEW YORK TO VIEW THIS ALBUM…..AND REMEMBER….

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in New York, in The Hamptons this summer, sitting with my Janis Spindel men…..I want these men and the public to see my Mother's Family on MOTHER’S DAY….

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER , HAVE NOT, NOT MADE ANY SALES TO OPRAH WINFREY AND I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL NOT BE "GRANTING NOR SELLING" ANY COPYRIGHTS TO OPRAH WINFREY….

P.S. I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM OPEN FOR PARTIES IN SOUTHHAMPTON AND EAST HAMPTON….

P.S.P.S. I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WOULD LIKE TO DO A "PHOTO ESSAY" ON THE HAMPTONS USING MY VIRGIN MOBILE/KYOCERA CAMERA PHONE….I”LL DO IT FOR “TOWN & COUNTRY” MAGAZINE….

(SCROLL DOWN FOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITES)