Archive for November, 2011

SHOUT OUT TO JEFF, Renee’s Suggestions, Renee’s Photographs, plus More Suggestions, Answers, Irmigard, plus Cyber Monday ….

November 28, 2011

 

 

              

    “JEFF  MEETS  EVAN  PICONE”

    by

Renee Ashley Baker

 

A long time ago and far far away

I was sitting in my rented Hertz car one day

My white Evan-Picone jacket was parked in his lot

How was I to know I was parked in his spot?

His  GO-fers   were furious and told me to “go home”

But I did not budge I did not roam

He pulled up in his tan and coffee Rolls Royce

His smooth skin and bright teeth told me he was their boss

He walked me inside and said that his name was JEFF

I smiled, batted my lash, and said  “Dada you da best!”

While his staff moved my car from where Helen Redy did own

I sat  with Jeff Wald and pitched him my  script “Roller Drome”….

*Note:  This is how I met manager/movie producer Jeff Wald back in the late 1970’s at his office in Beverly Hills California.  At this time however–I am NOT interested in “the film business” and will instead be residing in Paris France and  working in the “fashion and beauty industry” in France. (And to work on a novel trilogy for Mr. Beck–if–he buys it).  However — If somebody else in “Hollywood” is interested–GO FOR IT!

                             “Roller Boogie 2”  ?

 So –it should be set in New York City .  But a Big  Star is needed to play the John Travolta part?   And –who will produce?  (Sorry, Renee Ashley Baker can’t produce this one  but I know that some movie producers –and movie studio heads–read this blog)….

                                     

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Renee’s  Flickr:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/reneebakerstudios/

Dear FRIENDS  and Dear IBM Smart Cloud: 

Even though I’d like IBM  to sponsor my “TV Show/Birthday Party/Launch Party” (in New York or in Paris France) I’d  also like my “FRIENDS” (who read this blog) to “back up” my Flickr photostream to their Carbonite (or IBM Smart Cloud) accounts–that way I won’t lose my photographs before I get there.    IBM Smart Cloud  starts  at  $56

Thank you.

                   

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VIEW  new video  http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id14.html

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SHOUT  OUT !

re: MY  BOOK  PROJECT

         As previously stated I, Renee Ashley Baker, will   finish, (complete) my proposed “novel” in 12 weeks–provided there is a “substantial advance” so that I can “write in comfort” (and style)

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re: THE “COAST TO COAST AM” ( annual November 22 show)

   Although I am NOT going to be “the producer” I think either Sharon or Gwynneth should play “Dorothy”.

  

 

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s mother  (wearing silk and gold and diamonds). . . .

re:  THE “COAST TO COAST AM” (annual November 22nd  show)

          THE  ANSWER:

        The answer to the question is: He –LHO–did not go out–did not ESCAPE  out the back door because there was a man waiting at that back door to terminate him…..

NOW

CYBER  MONDAY (FOR  HIM)

The McLaren Supercar….Price:  $229,000

To Shop Click Link:http://www.mclaren.com/home/

 

CYBER  MONDAY  (FOR HER)

TO  SHOP  CLICK  HERE:

http://www.net-a-porter.com/?cm_mmc=MSNUS-_-Brand%20-%20Net-A-Porter_US-_-ALONE%20-%20Net-A-Porter%20BR-_-net-a-porter

TO SHOP  “THE LOOK BOOK” CLICK LINK:

http://www.shopbop.com/

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OTHER GREAT CYBER MONDAY SITES:

www.NeimanMarcus.com

www.DubliWelcome.com

www.bluefly.com

www.retailmenot.com

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING to Paris France to run the “Erma French Perfume and Design Company”….

 

 

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Thanksgiving Potpourri: Herman Cain, Mitt Romney, Rick Perry et.al (plus, Sirius, November 22nd, and a New Facebook)….

November 19, 2011

 

SHOUT  OUT  TO  XM  SIRIUS….A  $5  MILLION  DOLLAR  DEAL…

         So–I, Renee Ashley Baker,  wanna do a radio show ( in Paris France)  on XM Sirius Satellite Radio.   I, Renee Ashley Baker, will  take a 3 year contract, for an annual  salary of $500,000,  PLUS  an annual bonus of $1 million dollars PLUS –I, Renee Ashley Baker will  own 30% of the radio show  revenues.  And I, Renee Ashley Baker,  am  so,  so   SIRIUS !

 

“Sirius” …  The  Brightest  Star  in  the  Sky….

 

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      November  22,  1963

FOR   DOROTHY…. A  RAINBOW

 

“Irma’s House Of Numbers” (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy).  

Read IT on your Ipad, Kindle, Zoon, Xoom, or Samsung Galaxy Tab. 

Parts  1-4  —  To  BUY BUY  BUY  (click link below) ….

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VIEW  My New Facebook (contest page):

http://www.facebook.com/?email_confirmed=1#!/profile.php?id=100003149518073&sk=wall

 

 

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SO–MR BECK (AND OTHERS) WON’T THINK I’M STUPID BECAUSE  I’M  NOT  COMMENTING  ON  POLITICAL  ISSUES ANYMORE….

 

       

Although I’m going to try and save my opinions (and wit) for my “fiction endeavors” I’ll say this then say no more….

 

ABOUT  THE  REPUBLICANS

1. Romney is Morman and for some reason America finds Mormans “STRANGE”.

2. Perry–had a Bad Day at Black Rock.

3. Cain–had a Bad Day at Black Bra.  Meaning–the “Black Bra” wearing women “scammed him” and took him for a ride.  (By the way what–what–was wrong with Herman Cain’s answer? I heard it.  He took a long–“thinking man’s” pause–then–he answered.  He said–and I paraphrase–He would not “sign off” on having a “threat” (a bad guy) “removed” (taken out) until he had all the “intell” (all the facts) about who was next in line to sit on the “bad guy’s thrown”.)

ABOUT  THE  DEMOCRATS

1.  President Obama “inherited” a “broke country”.

 

ABOUT GREEN

My “environmentalists” need to “get busy”. 

 

ABOUT  JOBS

My plan?  For jobs?  What –is wrong with my “lottery”?   My “National Lottery”?  Some 25 million people would spend $5 each week to play the “national lottery”.  This totals $500 million dollars per month.  How MANY people can be hired at $12,000 a YEAR–from $500 million dollars per MONTH?   CONGRESS–can you hear me now?  Pass my “National Lottery Bill”  right away….

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will remain non-partisan….

 

ABOUT REESE WITHERSPOON

Still “NO” to Reese Witherspoon.

ABOUT   MADONNA

Still “NO” to Madonna. (Madonna is a DOG).

ABOUT  DENVER

There are actresses other than Angelina Jolie, Julia Roberts , Demi Moore and Charlize Theron.  This “cowtown” (called Denver)  is not going to “steer money” nor “cast movies”.  It is called “extortion of a motion picture producer”.  (I, Renee Ashley Baker, may decide to be the Producer and I, Renee Ashley Baker, may decide to be the ONLY leading lady–the only actress– IF–I, Renee Ashley Baker,  decide to work in the film –in the movie– industry).   

                                            (SCROLL   DOWN  FOR  FOX)

              

Veteran’s Day 2011: For My Father Mr. Ashley

November 14, 2011

 SHOUT  OUT  TO  GLENN  BECK

 

Dear Glenn:  I’ve bypassed “hiring an agent” and made a submission today  through your “imprint’s  website”.   I’m sure writers think this is great–what you’re doing–with the “website submissions”.   Anyway–I look forward to hearing from “Mercury” at your earliest convenience. (My plan is to write while I’m  in Paris France.  It will take me 12 weeks to complete the “first book”).

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SHOUT  OUT:

needed  corporate sponsors for my contest:

CLICK LINK: www.PenPointWritingContest.Blogspot.com

 

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HELP  FOR  “THE  SOLDIER” ….

   Returning Veterans

VISIT:  www.ReturningVeterans.Org

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   The Wounded Warrior Project

VISIT: www.Believeinheroes.Org

PLUS

Just 7 

   $7   helps wounded soldiers with “brain injuries” says foundation founder Patrick….

 

 

 

 Visit: www.brainscansforwarriors.org

 AND

NOT GETTING YOUR BENEFITS?

Rawls & McNelis are attorneys at law.  They are Veterans–serving Veterans and Military Families.  

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 About ….

I, Renee Ashley Baker am a “military brat”.  (Actually, I, Renee Ashley Baker, am a  SEMI- Air Force  brat who–from the age of  2 years old–spent holidays and weekends on military bases).

My, mother (Irmigard) was an Air Force  mother and a  “Army Wife”.

(above The Beautiful Mrs B–er– Mrs A….aka Renee Ashley Baker’s mother)

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I thought she looks a little like Gale….

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     Ashley Lane Jewelers is Renee Ashley Baker’s jewelry company that will hopefully be owned 70%  by Chanel Corp….