Archive for August, 2011

The Luck Of The Irish….Plus Nate’s Puck Wins! (Plus Renee’s Christmas Party)

August 16, 2011




Renee Ashley Baker will “get a mortgage” from Rothschild Bank (for a house–a chateau– in France) then Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Chanel  Corp for her own “french design and perfume” company (in a 30/70 split ?)





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                                ATTENTION !    PARTY  RIGHTS  SALE !

          I, Renee Ashley Baker, hereby offer TV Broadcasts Rights to my Christmas/New Year/Birthday Party.

When:  December 2011

Where:  New York City (probably Hotel Pierre)

This offer is being made to:

(a) Sell Cable TV Broadcast Rights (To TLC, Wealth TV?  or To Fashion Channel?  or To E!  Entertainment or Bravo? or To Reality TV?)

(b) Sell Magazine Print Rights (To US?  or To Style? or  To Vanity Fair?  or To Elle?)

(c)  Promote my party (On Guest of a Guest website and Wired Image website).

               My P.R. representative will be contacting those companies named above with an offer in writing.  





     This adorable “collectible”  available from The Hamilton Collection….   Isn’t she a cute-tea ? 


“The Luck Of The Irish”

PAY UP!   HE MADE IT!  (“Nate Has Luck” or N.H.L for short)

      So –let me get this right;  Nick’s name was pulled but–Nate’s name was called?  Then–why is it Nate’s fault if he acted when his name was called?  Let’s show the world that America doesn’t cheat it’s “winners”! 


Maybe “Nate’s Hot Dogs” will pay and have little Nate do “hot dog commercials” on TV.   Or–better yet–why not the NHL?


Brothers Wayne and Brent (Gretsky) and Phil and Tony (Esposito) are ON SKATES (tearing up the ice).  The four brothers STOP suddenly and out of no where little Nate APPEARS ON THE ICE in full uniform (MASK ON). 

      “$50,000 says he does it again” Brent says.

     “$50,000 says he doesn’t”  Tony says.

NATE takes aim, swings  his stick, the PUCK slides down the ice (and through the hole again!).  The losing brother (Tony) looks into the Camera, shakes his head, and says,  “O Brother!” 

    Speaking of the Irish, and luck and twins.  Back when I saw my first “Celtic Woman” concert on PBS (three years ago) I wrote a “video” for a song  by “Celtic Woman”.  The video is about two sisters (identical twins).  The story is set in Ireland.  You see–ONE of the twins gets  “conked”  when she slips and falls in a row boat.  The row boat begins  to float down the river with –shall we call TWIN B inside who  is PASSED OUT COLD.   The other sister (TWIN  A) runs furiously along side the river (along the river bank) CHASING  the run away row boat as it tosses and bobs up and down in the river.   In fact–this CHASE involves what appears to be the “whole town” as they  run furiously along the river bank after the runaway row boat.  SO — how does it all end?   Well–TWIN  A– finally catches up to the runaway row boat, rescues her twin sister and then–you guessed  it–SHE (Twin A) slips, falls, gets conked out and begins to drift down the river inside the row boat with TWIN B (and the town’s  people) giving chase. 

“O  Brother!” . . . .*





Click link To Listen To “Celtic Woman”  TWO SISTERS






THE STORY OF  TWO  SISTERS by Renee Ashley Baker Copyright 2009 by Renee Ashley Baker.  ALL  RIGHTS   RESERVED

Todays Top Searches On Yahoo:  Reese Witherspoon,  Tara Reid, Kate Gosselin…and so it goes….


Completed—-The Jackie Tapes: Who Killed President John F. Kennedy?

August 10, 2011

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “buying a house” in France with a mortgage from the Rothschild Bank….(I, Renee Ashley Baker, will work in the “fashion and beauty” industry with Chanel Corp and with Tiffany & Co….)


3000 Sales Per Month Needed.  Tell Your Friends! 

“Irma’s House of Numbers” (click link to buy):


In  soon-to-be-released  tapes Jackie tells who she thinks killed President John F. Kennedy….



            My mother didn’t have “radical movements”–she had establishment, society, (the Bourgeoise) and the Military.  My mother was an “Army wife” and an “Air Force mother”.    My mother even had “secret society” because she was an Eastern Star (i.e. a Mason’s wife).   My mother NEVER drank liquor and my mother NEVER smoked cigerettes.  My mother was a “beauty” who had a French style—which–is why I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be heading up my mother’s fashion and beauty company “French Perfume and Design”.  (“French Perfume and Design” will be headquartered in Paris France.)    I expect my mother (pictured above wearing 24kt  gold rings and a diamond pendant) to be like Estee Lauder (and Co Co Chanel)–a power house of beauty and style. . . .

Military  Style ?

                           (Military Vintage–Eisenhower Jacket)



“Highway  99”


Renee Ashley Baker

Copyright 2011 by Renee Ashley Baker


Hear about the Highway 99 killer

 Criminal mind sway the game like a thriller

Thinking bout his prey while he sips at a Miller

Through the window pane like a Dane, and he’ll get her





       I, Renee Ashley Baker, need a sofa that will seat 4 people.   I plan to give “tea parties” in Boston to “raise funds” and “raise support” for “The Erma Foundation”.   I like the above sofa from Opulent Items  if–I can get a 20% discount….


And….Renee’s Priorities

1st Priority:  Renee Ashley Baker will “get married”….

REQUIREMENTS:  He–Renee’s Groom– must be Caucasian/Jewish, 50-70 years of age, make between $250,000-$1,000,000 a year and reside in Boston, New York or Paris France….

2nd Priority:  Renee Ashley Baker will sign a contract with Tiffany & Co

To design a crocodile handbag called the “Irmigard” that will sell for $3,000….

3rd Priority:  Renee Ashley Baker will sign a contract with Chanel Corp

To Launch perfume line ($300 an ounce), to design a line of french bed linens that will sell for $300 a set, and to design a line of fine jewelry that will sell for $3,000-$100,000….

4th Priority:  Renee Ashley Baker will sign a conract with Ford Modeling Agency

TO represent Renee Ashley Baker as a “spokes model”….



Assassination Conspiracy: Who Killed President John F. Kennedy? (Plus Man Murdered At Denver Zoo)

August 2, 2011


SEND   ME   A   SIGN . . . .



“Send Me A Sign.   Send Me A Winged Messenger—Elaborate Unafraid,   and   GREEN . . . .”

                                          —-Hera  (Goddess of Birds)


        In the mid-1960’s my brother “James” lived on 5th Avenue in New York City.    My brother “James”  often told me  about how he would see  former first lady Jackie Kennedy as he –and she–walked to work on the upper East side of New York.  (James, as I’ve previously talked about, did secret work for the U.S. Secret Service). . . .

above, Shuttleworth Peacock photographed by James McClean


3000 Sales Per Month Needed !



                                   “Irma’s  House  Of  Numbers”

                           (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

                              Read Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4

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          I am putting on a “Facebook Page” for (Alonzo Ashley) the man who was killed at the Denver Zoo.  He was tasered to DEATH !

        The police taser emits 50,000 volts.  Alonzo Ashley was tasered  3  TIMES ! ! !     Murder charges must be filed against the Denver Police Department (“Criminally negligent homicide” charges must be filed by the F.B.I.).  

  Alonzo Ashley was buried yesterday at Saint Simeon Cemetery….




       Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to Boston then to Paris France….

Back Bay in Boston Massachusettes:

L’arc de Triomphe in Paris France: