Archive for June, 2011

For Sale: Goldeneye below, Plus…An Island Paradise Vacation? (There is still time). . . .

June 24, 2011

 

“Irma’s House Of Numbers” (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

 

 

Buy and tell all your friends to Buy (I need 3,000 sales per month of all three ebooks)

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 ‘HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION…

        (It’s not too late to book that Island Getaway….)

 

Lyford Cay Luxury Bahamas (at Unusual Villa Rentals com)

 

K Club Luxury  in Barbuda (at Paradise-Islands org)

Villa Marie in St. Tropez (at Concierge com)

Mustique in the Carribbean

Below, Fabulous Mustique Villa  designed by  Oliver Messel

Did you know –that Minerva Paradizo is a fictional character from the Artemis Fowl series of books and is one of the main antagonists in “Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony” ?   

AND….

Don’t Forget Stateside

The Inn at Fox Hollow in Long Island (at ScottoBrothers com)

 

Below Villa –The Hamptons’ –Long Island

Remember ?

Remember Seinfeld’s  Hamptons’  Summer  House Thingy ?  (It  re-ran last night. . . .LOL)

Take the test below: 

Bikini  Ready?

(Below The Queen)

Sunglass Ready? 

(Below Chanel )

 

Sandal  Ready ? 

 (Below Bernard Rudofsky’s revived 2011 sandals….

               First Lady Jackie Kennedy Onassis  wore  Bernard’s sandals on her and ARI’s  private  Greek Island Skorpios)

Chapeau Ready?

Spring /Summer hat by Louise Greene Millinery

Drink Ready?

(Below The Bubbly)

 

OR

(Below Deep Eddy’s Hard Tea)

 

plus

FOR   SALE:   GOLDEN  EYE

        House For Sale on Kiawah Island (South Carolina)

               Address:  108  Goldeneye  Drive

               Details:  5 bedrooms, 5 & 1/2 baths, 3,545 sq ft

               Asking price:  $ 1, 950, 000

                Realtor:  Movoto com

 

and

SHOUT   OUTS….

              (Three Shout Outs)

  SHOUT  OUT #1:  To Sotheby’s

          I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to meet with Sotheby’s Auction House in New York about Sotheby’s selling nine (9) of my photographs  (on Flickr). 

      TERMS:  I, Renee Ashey Baker will select the 9 photographs to be sold; (b) The 9 photographs must be sold to a European art collector. (c) I, Renee Ashley Baker will sign and number each of the 9 photographs. (d) I, Renee Ashley Baker, own 100% copyrights to these 9 photographs.  

       Sotheby’s will:  (a) “Forego” the 10% Sellers Commission; (b) “Guarantee” Renee Ashley Baker $1 million dollars for the 9 photographs via a “binding contract” that obliges Sotheby’s to pay seller $1 million dollars. (c) “Cover” all printing costs and marketing costs (marketing meaning catalog printing or possibly marketing via the website Sotheby’s  com.) 

SHOUT OUT #2:  To Chanel Corp:

      I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to design a line of French bed linen to be named after my Mother’s “day bed”.   A day bed that my Mother kept “beautiful” all day and upon which “sat”  my Mother’s DOLLS….I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like Chanel Corporation to BUY 70% of Renee Ashley Baker’s  French perfume and design company which—will design–(a) a line of crocodile handbags (for Tiffany & Co ?); (b) a line of fine  jewelry (Ashley Lane Jewelers); (c) a perfume line (produced by Chanel perfumes); (d) French bed linen.

SHOUT OUT #3  To Janis Spindel Matchmaking (in New York)

     I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet with Janis Spindel (in New York) about Janis Spindel finding me a HUSBAND….REQUIREMENTS: Caucasian/Jewish, 50-70 years of age.

PLUS

     TO VIEW RENEE’S PHOTOGRAPHS (click link below ):

http://www.flickr.com/photos/reneebakerstudios/

 

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Buy My Ebooks: “Irma’s House of Numbers” About The Assassination of President John F. Kennedy

June 24, 2011

 

 

                                       Best  EBook  For   $2.99

   “Irma’s House Of Numbers (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)” 

                                                        by

                                                   R. A. Baker

                                      (aka Renee Ashley Baker)

Part One–$2.99             Part Two–$9.99           Part Three–$9.99

                                  (Click Link To Amazon)

CLICK   HERE:  http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-text&field-keywords=irma%27s+house+of+numbers

They’re Back! The Judds, Jackie Evancho, Susan Boyle, Debby Boone, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge…..and Moore

June 15, 2011

No to Dreamworks (Dreamworks will not publish “Irma’s House of Numbers”), No to HBO (No  to an  HBO movie), No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Universal, No  to Robert Redford, No to Charlize Theron, No to all others I’ve previously said “NO” to  (for reasons I’ve previously stated) and  No to California (Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to France….)

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SHOUT OUT TO AMAZON:  I have been told by Kindle Customer Service that I will be paid “royalties” every 60 days….tHAnk  YOu

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plus

HOW TO DRESS LIKE A MILLION (HER)

                    (the shoe)

 

HOW TO DRESS  LIKE A MILLION (HIM)

             (the shirt)

 

 Dress shirts  Roger Charles by Kevin Stewart

 

 

 

            Dress shirts by Charvet of Paris

AND

HOW  TO  PLAY  THE  BEAUTIFUL  UPPER  CLASS  “EVERY  WOMAN WHO  HAS  A  MILLION ? “

                       (be Ashley Judd; of course)

                                                 

 

 A N D

 

SHOUT  OUT  TO  COLIN  TEBBUTT

(Colin Tebbutt is the former Personal Protection Officer for HRH Princess Diana) 

 

 

SHOUT OUT TO  COLIN  TRIMMING

 (Colin Trimming is the former Personal Protection Officer for HRH Prince Charles)

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SHOUT OUT TO THE  DUKE AND DUCHESS  OF  CAMBRIDGE:

      The Erma Foundation (NA) would like the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge to attend  (as guests of honor)  the first annual “Erma Foundation Gold Mask Ball”  to be held in Paris France….

     Each year–I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will select a different “corporate sponsor” to sponsor the “Gold Mask Ball”.   In exchange for sponsorship,  the “corporation” will receive  promotional recognition, logo display, and “goody bag” disbursement rights….

         (Maybe  included  in the “goody bag” will be  a piece of jewelry that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will design for a new “fine jewelry” collection that I have named   “Ashley  Lane”)….

       I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will soon be in Europe (in France and in England) to get the Duke and Duchess’  RSVP….

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New Conspiracy Theory–What Really Happened To President John F. Kennedy….

June 15, 2011

“Irma’s House of Numbers: Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy”

                                              by R.A. Baker

                                 (aka Renee Ashley Baker)

                           (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4)

        CLICK LINK BELOW  TO AMAZON: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=irma’s+house+of+numbers&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Airma’s+house+of+numbers&ajr=0

(note:  Please “Buy” DO NOT LEND….)

BUY NOW: Part 3/The Prequel “Irma’s House Of Numbers”. Plus Good-bye “James Arness”. (Plus celebrity birthdays).

June 1, 2011

 

 

View Irma’s New Website (click link below):

http://ermarenayashley.tripod.com/

 

 

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“Good-bye  James  Arness”  from  Renee Ashley Baker

plus…. 

I’ll use Sean Jean wear in my Sonic TV Commercial Video….

plus …. Thank You “W”  (for the magazine cover)

and…. Thank you Rothschild Bank in France (for the mortgage)

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SHOUT OUT TO AMAZON: (please deposit funds into my bank account as soon as possible.  Thank you !)

 

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                                           READ  PART  3 

                                                              

 

AVAILABLE:       Now

 PRICE:                $9.99

TITLE:           “Part 3/The Prequel:   Irma’s House Of Numbers”  (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy). . . .

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plus

HAPPY   BIRTHDAY !

  Actor Andy  Griffith (85  years  old)

Marilyn Monroe (Whose name was legally changed from Norma Jean Baker to Marilyn Monroe in 1956)

Ron Wood of the Rolling Stones

and

Actor Morgan Freeman

VIEW   VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmqvTVuOzgA

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re: Ryan O’Neal

     I’ve had to refuse Ryan O’Neal’s name because I was being harassed (by some “criminals” )to work with Ryan O’Neal because of what he would LEAVE  Tatum O’Neal.  (And I did say “leave” Tatum O’Neal and not “give”  Tatum O’Neal).  Some criminals around “poor  Denver” think they can “funnel money” to drug addicts.  Ryan O’Neal’s daughter Tatum is one of those with a “drug problem” and therefore I cannot–will not– be coerced to hire nor use those who have “drug addictiions”.   Giving those with a “drug problem” money hurts the addict but it HELPS  THE  DRUG  DEALER.   

Also…. I will NOT be “leaving” any money to anybody.   I am setting up an “Irrevocable  Trust   Fund”  and I will be giving all of my money to  CHARITY (through  The Erma Foundation for Special Olympics III.)

re:  Caribou

No to Caribou recording studios

 And still “NO” to Robert Redford, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Donald Trump,  No to California and No to ALL others I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to.

Renee  Ashley  Baker Will Be Moving To France….

                           To design a handbag ( for Tiffany & Co?), and

                            To launch a perfume line (with Chanel Corp?)