In February I’ll use/I’ll post a New York FAX NUMBER (to collect orders for “10 Documents”) . . . .
“Renee Ashley Baker’s Rolodex” (for Royalty, the Jet Set, Aristocrats, Diplomats, and the French fashion and beauty industry).
Renee Ashley Baker’s Schedule:
1. April 15, 2011 Move to France
(Date Handsome Men in France)
2. 2012 Design Handbags (Tiffany & Co?)
3. 2013 Launch Perfume (Chanel?)
4. 2013 Publish “Live! (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker (Renee Ashley Baker’s book about the Fashion and Beauty Industry. . . .
IF–IF–I get the “deal” I’m seeking I do WANT the Burger Sotheby’s house on the French Riviera….
SHOUT OUT . . . .
TO PARIS FRANCE:
From: Renee Ashley Baker
Can I get/rent/lease an apartment in Paris for $3000 per month? And will I be able to move in April 2011?
I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “meet with” the Chairmen of Chanel Corporation when I arrive in Paris France.
I, Renee Ashley Baker, will live/RESIDE in Paris France (WITHOUT) Gale/Gail. Gale/Gail will NOT be going to France with Renee Ashley Baker and Oprah Winfrey will NOT be going to France with Renee Ashley Baker.
DON’T FORGET TO ORDER !
1000 orders ($99 each) if 500 or less ($297 each)
Make WIRE TRANSFER or CASHIERS CHECKS Payable to my first, middle and last name [E.R.A.]
(I’ll meet with Tiffany & Co and Janis Spindel when I arrive in New York) . . . .
Oprah Winfrey has “Live Your Best Life”
Renee Ashley Baker has “Live! (In Progress)”
(I , Renee Ashley Baker, will design crocodile handbags (for Tiffany & Co?) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will launch my perfume line (to be owned by Chanel Corporation in a 30/70 profit share ?) and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will set up my CAFE PRESS MERCHANDISE STORE (click link)
THE BACK STORY
To Whom It May Concern:
The “BOSS” in question was my boss at a company in Orange County California. I, Renee Ashley Baker, was on a sales staff of 20 or so employees and was making what I thought–at that time–was “good” money (I was making between $700-$1000 per week –which –I spent every weekend at Orange Coast Plaza –in Cristal Court– and at Fashion Island –in Newport Beach). The sales manager, Bob, (who was Jewish) was “cool”. He had once been a “stock broker” who had made/earned a million dollars. His wife (also Jewish) worked there as well and was the “very jealous type” (but I assuaged any and all fears she may have had because I was funny and she laughed at everything I said). The entire sales staff went skiing every weekend during ski season at Big Bear. (They always invited me–Renee–to go with them but I always said “No” because –as I have said on this blog before–I can’t ride the T-lift). TO BACK TRACK: About “the office” –we were the Motley Crue for the “yuppie set” (as Orange County California always is). There were two brothers who worked in the office–one looked just like Patrick Swayze — they were trying to start a line of “surfer wear”. Also in the office was a non-Jewish couple who were “golfers”— they played on different “golf circuits” (and won money!). The one “celebrity” in the office was a woman, who was maybe 70 years old (but you couldn’t tell it) and she used to babysit for DUSTIN HOFFMAN (Hi Dustin !). Then there was myself–who–in addition to periodic splurges at the Bally Shoe Store in Cristal Court and supporting Orange County’s manicurists —I— was writing. I was–at that time–working on a screenplay to “star” Tom Cruise. The story was about a “talent agent” who “falls in love” with his client. . . .
(Note: I’ve been pregnant three times by three white men all three men are still living well. . . .)
ALL MOVIE PRODUCTION SUSPENDED
re: Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service
DEAR Janis Spindel: When I, Renee Ashley Baker, arrive in New York I will stop into your office. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “getting married” in the year 2011…. (HE must be 50-70 years of age, Caucasian/Jewish, a millionaire and reside in New York, Canada or Paris France. )
re: U. S. CONGRESS (BUY 3 for $299.00)
HOW TO ORDER: “10 Documents”
To U.S. Congress and To The Worldwide Press/Media
I must have 1000 orders (at $99 per order) or 500 orders (you must buy 3 for $299.00).
re: SOUTH OF FRANCE
Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving” to the South of France. . . .
and finally. . . .
Hoorey that Colorado’s Bill Ritter is out of that Governor’s mansion and Hoorey that John Elway is back in the Broncos’ front office where he belongs (I did not and I DO NOT want any of that missing $70 million dollars !).. . . .
NO to ALL those Renee Ashley Baker has previously said “NO” to. . . .(I can’t stand Jessica Alba, I can’t stand Christina Aguillera, and I can’t stand Jennifer Lopez etc etc etc)
(Still “NO” to Halle Berry, No to Tyra Banks, No to Whitney Houston, No to Beyonce Knowles, and No to Janet Jackson).
The “fabulous” Renee Ashley Baker
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