I’d like my first date on Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service (in Denver or New York) to buy me, BUY me, a LG Quantum Windows 7 Phone so: “When I text him —he can see through the windows to my heart”. . . .
My name (Renee Ashley Baker) produces between 7,900,000 – 16,000,000 “Bing” search results. (That is more than Kate Gosselin but less than Paris Hilton who’s name produces 68,000,000 results. . . .)
TO THE WORLDWIDE PRESS/MEDIA:
I must get 1,000 orders (at $99 per order)
(Note: You WILL be able to FAX your orders)
HAPPY NEW YEAR
f r o m
Renee Ashley Baker
Did you know that January 2, 2011 is the anniversary of the beehive? Yes –hairstylist Margaret Vinci Heldt invented the “heightened hair hive” at her Chicago hair salon over 50 years ago. It is said that the history making hairstylist often told her clients: “I don’t care what he does to you from the neck down but from the neck up–I want him to leave you alone !”
HAPPY NEW YEAR LADY GAGA!
HAPPY NEW YEAR NEW YORK!
HAPPY NEW YEAR SOCIALITES!
HAPPY NEW YEAR (and happy birthday) MEL!
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO THE HOUSEWIVES!
(I, Renee Ashley Baker, hope to be a ‘housewife’ soon. . . .)
HAPPY NEW YEAR BABS (and others !)
Happy New Year To Paris and Nikki Hilton !
Happy New Year To Matchmaker Janis Spindel !