Archive for December, 2010

Complete! + Tom Cruise + Happy New Year! (Countdown) plus 10 Tips and Renee’s annual year end review!

December 27, 2010

                                                         

                                              NEW   YEAR

                                        DEDICATIONS

                                                    by 

                                   Renee Ashley Baker

    To Those Who  Dance:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9MszVE7aR4

   To Those Who  Sing:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTgnDLWeeaM

   To Those Who Have CHAIN  MAIL:    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPO3SaXHHBA

 

                                                 ON  TOUR 

                        “Linkin  Park”   with  “The Prodigy” 

                                                 Feb 6 

                                       The Pepsi Center 

 

        Every year I do a “Year End Review”.    However,   this year  I’m introducing the “Fist Bump”.    I am awarding a specified number of ‘fist bumps’  to each act of heroism or  HEARTism as is so deserved.

FOR  MIRACLES

“Back To Life–A Christmas Miracle”

*****Five Fist Bumps

 

 

 

 

 

     I award five fist bumps to Dr. Tim Bernard of Denver Colorado and the medical team that brought 2 year old Gore Otteson BACK TO LIFE.  To read more (click link): http://gimundo.com/news/article/lazarus-tot-gore-otteson-revived-with-therapeutic-cooling/ 

FOR   RENEE’S   SOLDIERS

“Wreaths Across America”

****Four Fist Bumps

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   I am awarding ‘four fist bumps’ to Morrill  Worcester for placing wreaths on the graves of dead soldiers all across America  (one of those graves being the grave of my brother James who lies in rest and in honor at Ft. Logan cemetery. . . .) To read more click link:  http://www.buffalonews.com/wire-feeds/24-hour-national-news/article274025.ece

FOR  AUTISM

“Night of  Too  Many ‘funny’  Stars”

***Three  Fist  Bumps

 

 

 

 

 

            I am awarding three  ‘fist bumps’ to the men who put on “Night of Too Many Stars” (a biennial benefit inspired by performer Robert Smigel whose 12 year old son , Daniel, is autistic).   To read more click link:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/19/laughs-plus-a-worthy-caus_n_768225.html 

FOR  SAFETY

LADD. . . . “Lawyers Against Drunk Driving”

**Two Fist Bumps

 

 

 

 

 

          I am awarding two fist bumps to Denver attorney Michael Sawaya for providing a FREE New Years Eve ‘drunk cab’.   To read more click link:    http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~409160.aspx

FOR  GIFT  GIVING

“She’s  A  Doll”

** Two Fist Bumps

     

 I am awarding two ‘fist bumps’ to 5 year old Tenley Hollman for ‘spending her own money on American Girl dolls and giving them away at Christmas’.   To read more click link: http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-5yearold-centennial-girl-donat-122010,0,2070831.story?track=rss

 FOR  PHILANTHROPY

“Shout Out To Oprah” (p.s.  Hattie told Mattie)

 *One Fist Bump”

              I am awarding ‘one BIG fist bump’ to Oprah Winfrey.  It has been documented that between 1998-2007 Oprah Winfrey has contributed–to charity–(through her Oprah Winfrey Foundation) a total of $230,019,049 million dollars!   To read more about Oprah’s goins on click link:   http://www.parade.com/celebrity/celebrity-parade/2010/1222-oprah-winfrey-extras.html

                                           S  i n g!   S i n g!    S i n g! 

“Auld Lang Syne”  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpsu8WpN3nU&playnext=1&list=PLC63E71EA01987D73&index=91

                                                  HAPPY  NEW   YEAR !  

                                                                     f r o m

Natalie (Natasha) Wood starring as Little Susie Walker in “Miracle On 34th Street”. . . .

and

from

Oksana Baiul starring as Clara in “Nutcracker On Ice”

                                                  and  now

                                                  10  TIPS

                                  (to bring in the New Year)

PLANNING  A NEW YEAR’S EVE PARTY?          

  Tip #1                                                 

         Why not rent a photobooth?  They’re fun and there may be some left.  Check it out (click link below):

http://rentphotobooths.com/

   GOING OUT ON THE TOWN?

  Tip #2

  Ladies look great with Gkay Facial In A Box

   http://gkayskincare.com/gkay/index.htm

    Tip #3

   Ladies who want the “glittery eye”

      Get  great glittery eyes with Sephora:   http://www.sephora.com/browse/section.jhtml;jsessionid=D20ZDU3KOTY24CV0KQNQ5UQ?categoryId=S10503

       Get  that great  glittery eye from Chanel:

  http://www.glittergeek.ca/category/brands/chanel/

           HIRING A SITTER?

Tip #4

      Remedy Kids vs The Sitter problems.  Get advice at:

           http://www.sittercity.com/

     Kids vs The Internet?

     Remedy those problems  too by down loading a KID  SAFETY  software like “Internet Safety”:

                        http://www.internetsafety.com/

       And  lock  onto  a kid friendly website  like:

                   Kids Tube: http://www.kidstube.com/

       (note:  If you got a Wii or a Kinect for Christmas by all means USE IT on New Year’s Eve !)

      WHERE TO GO?

Tip #5

           (a)  Any club featuring DJ Grandma (aka Ruth Flowers) has got to be HOT!

           (b)  Club Noble Rot (or any other club in London currently frequented by HRH Prince Harry).

           In Paris France:

http://gofrance.about.com/cs/festivals/a/newyear.htm

           In London England

 http://golondon.about.com/od/decemberannualevents/a/New_Years_Eve.htm

           In  New York

        (a)   The Four Seasons

http://joonbug.com/newyork/places/5757-At-The-Four-Seasons-Hotel-NYC/DftyC2ZCkTz

     (b)  10 Things To Do in New York (on New Year’s  Eve)

http://newyork.timeout.com/things-to-do/this-week-in-new-york/18643/things-to-do-on-new-years-eve

 

STAYING IN (WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER?) 

 Tip  #6

        

            (a) Get the bubbly, two champagne flutes and the Christmas gift basket (the one that contains the smoked salmon , pate and the beluga).

          (b) Rent or Download a dvd.  Some lush bio pic like:

“Young Victoria”     or   “Coco Before Chanel”

 

          

 

 

 

 

 WHERE TO ORDER FOOD:

Tip #7

     (a)  www.petrossian.com

     (b)  www.caviarteria.com

  ( Or try a pre-prepared  party tray from Albertson’s  or Safeway ) 

Emerald’s for Christmas?

Tip #8

   Show off your fabulous girl sparkle.  Wear emerald’s by Harry Winston on New Year’s Eve. . . .

 

   MAKE  YOUR  NEW  YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS:

  Tip #9  (“I  Resolve”)

 

 

 

           You  DON’T   have to resolve to go on a rampage freeing unsuspecting CIA agents from captivity at ‘DIVISION’. . . .  however. . . . you should resolve to “do something” in 2011

 

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS:

1.  Find A Husband

(Go on dates using Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service)

2.  Photo Session

  (Photo session with Nicholas DeSciose in Denver)

 3.  Become A Spokesmodel

(Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Ford Modeling Agency for representation  for spokes model jobs with  NIKON COOLPIX and GENERAL MOTORS)

4.  Move To France

(Renee Ashley Baker will move to the South of France)  To: 

         (a)  Design Handbags (for Tiffany & Co)

        (b)   Launch “Renee Perfume ” (30/70 ownership with Chanel Corporation).

       (c)   Write fashion and beauty book (“Live!  In Progress”)

       (d)     Do a radio show (for XM/Sirius) from France.

 

                                                                    p l u s

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“Merry Christmas!” (and “Happy Hanukkah!”) by Renee Ashley Baker

December 15, 2010

  

   Renee’s  Christmas 2010 with Family–meaning relatives! 

  (So–What–I’m Stupid Too!  Some will have to Excuuuuuuuse me!)

                Signed Renee       

http://www.myspace.com/reneebakerstudios/blog/541360367

1000 (99) Kennedy Documents (click link below)

  P L U S  . . . . “Good-bye” To Blake  Edwards (Below)

 

 

 

 

 

 Christmas Song by Renee Ashley Baker (click link ):  https://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com/2009/11/30/cyber-monday-online-shopping-plus-an-online-christmas-song-songwriting-contest/

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s beautiful  Mother (Mrs. Ashley)

              Dear Mother:

              I say,  “Merry Christmas Mother” because you made me French toast on Christmas morning (and because you made me French toast every morning when I was a little girl growing up in your house in St. Louis, Missouri).

               I say, “Merry Christmas Mother”  because you made every Christmas a happy and memorable one as I shall never forget your endless gifts to me of bubble bath and bath salts, nightgowns with matching robe and house slippers, necklaces and watches, and cameras and tape recorders.

                   I say, “Merry Christmas Mother” because I remember, even now, the beautiful colors, of the wheel that lit your silver Christmas tree and lit (warmly) the beautifully wrapped packages that you had carefully placed underneath it (year after year after year).

                    I say, “Merry Christmas Mother” because the smell of your Nestle Toll House Cookies and apple pies wafted through  the house every Christmas as I sipped iced tea through a straw out of one of your colorful plastic tumblers .  (I was only two years old at that time but it wasn’t until I was older that I got to drink out of the crystal glasses that my brother “James” brought to my mother from Germany.  The same crystal glasses (with the gold rims) that my brother would play music on whenever he came home for Christmas.  (Note:  It is my same brother–James–who was in the U.S. Air Force,  who did some “secret work” for the U.S. Secret Service,  who was friends with a real ‘Dupont’, and who lived on Fifth Avenue in New York just a few short blocks away from the Fifth Avenue apartment of  former First Lady Jackie KENNEDY  Onassis. . . .).

                     I say, “Merry Christmas Mother”  because you  were always beautiful and because I love you and because it is you who Royalty, the jet set, and other  “very important people”  will see when they look at this website and when they look at me.

Note:  My Mother (Mrs. Ashley pictured above) wore silk dresses and crocodile heels; wore real diamond jewelry (pictured above), wore a real leopard coat and  owned a  real sterling silver tea set (not silver plate).  My Mother (Mrs. Ashley pictured above) was an Eastern Star (the female equivalent of a Mason) and –My Mother (Mrs. Ashley pictured above)  was born in the great year (with Bentley) of  1 9 1 9. . . .
 

 For down to the wire last minute Christmas shopping Renee Ashley Baker’s  beautiful mother (Mrs. Ashley pictured above) recommends:

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

    McQueen’s Crocodile Shoes                  Cost:  $ 3,000

   Bentley (founded 1919 )                        Cost:  $190,000

                                                       and. . . .

                                     (Mother  also  recommends)

          

 

 

 

 

 

Jane Seymour’s Diamond “Z”                                     Chanel Gift Box Set

 (sold exclusively at KAY )                   ( sold at fine department stores)

                                                             

and  Christmas Charity (In England)

                                     “The Man Who Would Be King”

HRH has two charities he loves:  Duchy Originals (headed by Andrew Baker) and The Prince’s Trust (headed by Martina Wilburn).   Merry Christmas to HRH Prince Charles,  HRH Prince William ,  HRH Prince Harry and. . . . Merry Christmas to THE QUEEN  !

 

 

                                      f a s h i o n    w a l k s

                                 FASHION  WALKS  FOR   AUTISM

                                                        by 

                                         Renee Ashley Baker 

             While in New York   I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to set up (organize) a fund raiser to benefit autism.  (To benefit my autism research foundation:  “Special Olympics 2”).    I will name  my annual fund raiser (held both in New York and in Paris France) “Fashion Walks For Autism”.  . . .

                                                       a n d 

                                       HAPPY   HANUKKAH !                    

                         and

 

NOW  FOR  RENEE’S  FAVORITE  CHRISTMAS  DESSERT?  

                                                 why  Jello (of course)

                  

RECIPE:  Pink Champage Sorbet!

click link: http://www.ifood.tv/network/pink_jello/recipes

                                                           now 

                                                      for  you

                                       CHRISTMAS   MUSIC

                                      (and the winners are)

  

FROM THE FIRST ANNUAL “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER CHRISTMAS SONG  SONGWRITING CONTEST”:

To Listen To The Winners (click here): http://www.myspace.com/reneebakerstudios/blog/522364884

 

 

p l u s. . . .

                                   “I  hear  Angels’  voices”

 To Hear Them (click link):

http://www.myspace.com/reneebakerstudios/blog/541252738

 

                                                              and. . . .

                              “Twas The Drunk Tank On Christmas”

                                                                by

                                            Renee Ashley Baker

                                            (to read click link below)

          http://www.myspace.com/reneebakerstudios/blog/541253591

                                                         and

                               What Does Renee Want for Christmas? 

                                 Well, Renee Ashley Baker wants. . .

From Janis Spindel:  I’d like Janis Spindel to “find me a husband” for FREE.  (He has to be Caucasian/Jewish–and be — alas–a millionaire). . . .

From:  Mr. Jimmy Choo:  I’d like Mr. Jimmy Choo (Princess Diana’s shoe maker) to come to my wedding reception in the south of France (on the yacht  Christina O ?).

From Tiffany & Co:  I’d like to design crocodile handbags for Tiffany & Co. . . .They’ll look like my mother’s crocodile handbag. (And  I’d like Princess Kate Middleton to carry one of the crocodile handbags designed by Renee Ashley Baker. . . .)

From Chanel:  I’d like Chanel Corporation to manufacture  my perfume line (Renee #9).   Chanel Corporation would  OWN my perfume line and the profits would  be split as follows 30/70 . . .(30%  to Renee Ashley Baker and 70% to Chanel corporation)

                                       MORE  GIFT  SUGGESTIONS ?

(the Nikon Coolpix for great holiday photos)

(Posterbrain for making posters of great holiday photos)

 P L U S

Renee’s   Nutcracker. . . .

 

 

 

 

                                                      

 

. . . .   Renee’s    Ballet

                                 The Moscow Ballet in “The Nutcracker”

                                              

 

 

 

and

 

    “Good-bye Blake Edwards”  from Renee Ashley Baker

 

                             

  
 

Santa 2

 

                                          TO LINK TO THIS POST

                                      (copy & paste link below)

                   https://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com

 

                                                       NOW

                                      not done shopping?

         (SCROLL  DOWN  FOR MORE CHRISTMAS GIFT  IDEAS)

                    

Celebrities ! plus Christmas Gift Ideas (+ Armor Concepts and Wedding Bells

December 7, 2010

 Don’t Forget….

AT  THE  MOVIES:   “True  Grit”

P L U S

 

ADVERTISE !

The name Renee Ashley Baker produces 7,900,000 -12,000,000 results on the search engine Bing.  (That’s more than Kate Gosselin but less than Paris Hilton whose name produces 68,000,000  results . . . .)

A N D

 Christmas Gift Ideas:   books

1.  CLEOPATRA: A Life by Stacy Schiff

   FOR DAD–RUN FLAT TIRES ?

No–an autobiography  about Keith Richards  !#@! (ha ha LOL)

 2.  Life  by Keith Richards

or. . . .

A Mad Man AD Man Christmas. . . .

3.  Sterling’s Gold: Wit and Wisdom of an Ad Man

A GIFT OF WINE. . . .  

4.  WINESTHATROCK COM

(This website sells “rock”  celebrity named wines like Mendocino made Rolling Stones Forty Licks Merlot, Pink Floyds The Dark Side of the Moon Cabernet Sauvignon, Woodstock Chardonnay, The Police’s Synchronicity.)

 not a wine drinker?  how bout. . . .

  5.  Dan Akroyd’s Crystal Head Vodka

 plus

SHOUT OUT:  “Hi Tom”  (from Renee Ashley Baker)

 and

then 

there’s  7

      “ANDY”

 

 

 

 

 

VIEW  NEW  VIDEO

 (on page one):    http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

 

 

 

 

 

AND

 

NOW

Renee Ashley Baker’s  Schedule:

1.  Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service (Renee Ashley Baker dates men in Colorado and in New York).

2.  New York City: 

 Renee Ashley Baker  will sign with Ford Modeling Agency —for representation as Spokesmodel for:

          (a) Nikon Coolpix

         (b) General Motors

        (c) and Other Companies (previously named).

 3.  Renee Ashley Baker will also sign with a HANDBAG  MANUFACTURER (Tiffany & Co for a crocodile handbag?).

 4.  Renee Ashley Baker  will sign with XM/Sirius for Radio Show (Dr. Laura producer?).

5.  Renee Ashley Baker gets married?  

6.  Renee Ashley Baker moves to France (the French Riviera).

7.   Renee Ashley Baker  launches her  perfume line called  —     “Renee     #9″ .    Renee #9 perfume will HOPEFULLY  be  manufactured by Chanel  (NOT  BY ELIZABETH TAYLOR). 

  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPO3SaXHHBA&feature=related

and  so . . . .

Planning   A   Wedding?

  Would you like your June wedding broadcast ONLINE  to framily and friends?  Here are three companies you’ll want to explore:

1.  LiveInternetWeddings

http://www.barefoothawaiiweddings.com/live-internet-weddings.htm

2.  IDOStream.com

http://idostream.com/

3.  Freedom Calls (for those who are engaged and who are serving in the military).

http://74.6.117.48/search/srpcache?ei=UTF-8&p=freedom+calls+online+weddings&fr=yfp-t-701&u=http://cc.bingj.com/cache.aspx?q=freedom+calls+online+weddings&d=4622364211221894&mkt=en-US&setlang=en-US&w=3861ac7d,32b7063d&icp=1&.intl=us&sig=d3GQ3T0UzcGyi6FcfXhqHw

WEDDING  BELLS FOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER. . . .

 

A RECEPTION FOR 400 ?

    I, Renee Ashley Baker, have vowed to ‘take vows’ before the end of 2011. . . .   “I want to get married on a Greek island (maybe Skorpios?) with the wedding reception (for 400 guests) on a yacht docked on the French Riviera (maybe the yacht Christina O ?). . . .I’ll have wedding bells that will ring (and helpers to ring them) I’ll have white doves that will fly (and helpers to release them)–and–Instead of wedding gifts I’d have my 400 guests make donations to my favorite charity (maybe Special Olympics?). . . . Can you hear me Janis Spindel?

NOW 

         CHRISTMAS   GIFT   IDEAS. . . .

                                      That Touch of Mink   (in Pink!)

     by  Nick  Pologeorgis of New York

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and last  (but never least)  . . . .

 NEIMAN MARCUS CHRISTMAS CATALOG 2010

a sailable House !

 

an edible  House! 

and

Renee’s Favorite Charities. . . .

1.  SpecialOlympics.org

2.  MyArchway.org

3.  AnnFrank.com

4.  CharityNavigator.org

5.  CharityWatch.org

6.  Interaction.org

7.  GoldStar.org

8.  Give.org

9.   CShares.org

10.  LaptopGiving.org

11.  Si.edu/plangiv (Smithsonian Institute Legacy Society)

and for the Soldiers:

12.  TreesForTroops.org

13.  Flatdaddies.com

14.  ProjectSanctuary.org

Still “NO” to Warner Bros , No to Universal, No to MCA/Farm, No to Madonna’s Company, and No to all others Renee Ashley Baker has previously said “NO” to. . . .

 

                                        and  for home safety

VIEW  ARMOR CONCEPTS  VIDEO (click link below):

http://www.armorconcepts.com/

HAPPY   SHOPPING! 

Renee’s French Riviera

 

 

Where Renee Ashley Baker will go to design handbags. . . .