Archive for November, 2010

NEW! QUESTION + AUCTION + Cyber Monday, Success, The Social Graces (and my radio show in New York)

November 29, 2010

 

above, “The Transporter” starring Jason  (a 20th Century Fox release)

QUESTION:  What was the address FOR  the “package” that went to (shall we say) “SMITHEREENS”?

SHOUT OUT TO MAGAZINE PUBLISHERS:I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be taking photographs with DeSciose.  I expect that these photographs will be available to be published on MAGAZINE WEBSITES  (in  December 2010) and to be published in magazines (in January 2011).

re:  AUCTION (ebay)

An auction will be held on an ebay site.  Look for details on www JFKRFKAshley.blogspot com. . . . (OPENING BID:  $500,000)

now on to Cyber Bob

Did you know that all 364 “items” mentioned in the “12 Days Of Christmas” cost over $96,000? 

HERE  ARE SOME OF RENEE’S FAVORITE CYBER MONDAY SHOPPING SITES:

1.  www.store.komando.com

2.  www.Dubliwelcome.com

3.  www.RedEnvelope.com

4.  www.Bluefly.com

5.   www.eluxury.com

6.  www.SheFinds.com

7.  www.FatWallet.com

8.  www.RetailMeNot.com

9.  www.Amazon.com

10.  www.BedandBreakfast.com

11.    www.Barneys.com

12.   www.NeimanMarcus.com

 

So–you wanna

BUY A FIREPLACE. . . .

Want to sing Christmas carols by the fire?  Visit these websites below:

1.  www.euroflues.com

2.  www.sparkfires.com

 3.  www.bloch-design.com

 

LOOKING FOR  AN IPAD WITH A KEYBOARD ATTACHED? 

Try: Brookstone’s  I AM THEREFORE IPAD

View at: www.Brookstone.com

SUCCESS   SUCCESS   SUCCESS 

Building Your Brand?

Read: “The Art of Non-Conformity”

(It’s about “success” on your terms)

A FRANCHISE ?

Try:  GameTruckParty.com

WANT TO MAKE MONEY FROM HOME?

Try: 

1.  IncomeAtHome.com

2. GoHereNext.com

and my

SHOUT OUT TO PARAMOUNT:

Dear Paramount and Mr. Moonves:  Let’s meet to talk about :

1.  “56 Steps” for Tom Cruise

2.  A theatrical motion picture about “Omega” (sister-in-law of Nancy. . . .

and

SHOUT OUT TO DR. LAURA: (re: Radio in New York)

Dear Dr. Laura:  I’d like you to produce my radio show.  Ownership would be as follows:  20% Renee Ashley Baker, 30% Dr. Laura and 50% the syndicator.  My radio show would be broadcast from New York. . . .

 

“GOOD-BYE  LESLIE  NIELSEN”

                                             from Renee Ashley Baker

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Thanksgiving! plus JFK, plus Mel Gibson, plus Black Friday !

November 20, 2010

   

                “Live! (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker

ATTENTION  CHAIRMEN  OF  THE  BOARD:

Harper Collins/William Morrow and Co/Avon, Simon and Schuster, Hyperion, Viking Penguin, Atlantic Grove, St. Martin’s Press, HBG, Hearst Books, Bertelsmann/Random House/Knopf/Crown

                                  TO:  TEN BOOK PUBLISHERS

                                           A   PROPOSAL

                               A   LETTER  OF  AGREEMENT

THAT 1:  Publisher agrees: To publish a first printing of 350,000 books.

THAT 2:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker will receive (from the publisher) a CASH ADVANCE of 1 million dollars ($1,000,000).

THAT 3:  Publisher agrees:  Upon Publisher’s RECOUPMENT of said advance (by book sales) Renee Ashley Baker and the publisher would SPLIT all profits 30/70 respectively.

THAT 4:  Publisher agrees: Publisher shall retain EBOOK rights and AUDIO BOOK rights.

THAT 5:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker shall retain “all” MOTION PICTURE RIGHTS and “all” TV RIGHTS.

 

                                        HAPPY   THANKSGIVING  !

                                      from  Renee  Ashley  Baker

 

To: My Mother (Mrs Ashley): 

       VIDEO #1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPO3SaXHHBA&feature=related

To:  My Father: 

     VIDEO #2:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btOoDyMzNiM

 To:  My Brother  (James aka Baby Jesse)  :

     VIDEO #3:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__PU5CVSegg

To: Mel Gibson (Brother  2):

     VIDEO  #4:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q0VcgOfIQA

             

                           for   november

THE FORMER FIRST LADY. . . .

New Book “Dear Mrs. Kennedy” by Jay Mulvaney

Katie Holmes as First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy

and….

“Cirque Jackie”  written by and starring Andrea Reese (below)

plus the holiday. . . .

Thanksgiving Dinner Online?   (Your  Gourmet at Pfaelzer com)

Appetizers Anyone ?

Pate on toast at Petrossian com

Beluga by itself at Petrossian com 

 

and  A Glass Of  Wine . . . .

       the classic

the light. . . .

 

the alcohol free wine. . . .

 
and then theres
The   Bubbly !

"Moet"

 

So—

Take a clutch to the Party. . . .

 

then

don’t forget

BLACK   FRIDAY:  The  $200 HDTV special 

“This deal is out and around”   but, warns  digital Goddess Kim Komando,  “It’s  720p  (not   1080p)”  . . . .

above, 19inch  JVC HDTV (cost: approx  $330)

WRITE ABOUT IT SMYTHSON:

 above, Day Planners by Smythson of Bond Street (LONDON)

and

VIDEO  DAD OR VIDEO  MOM ?

above, virtual video….(Say wha!  It’s here?)

and

Help for Grandma and Grandpa or _____?

above, Heat Trak snow melting mat for your front walk .  It really melts snow!  Sold at all BIG BOX STORES (now go get one). . . .

WANT TO TREAD  SAFELY THIS WINTER?  

Try Co Authority Carbon Monoxide Warning System

NOW

 FOR THE HOLIDAY:   

 At the  Westin Resort in Vail (AAAA)

at the movies

Below scene from:  Warren Miller’s new ski film “Wintervention”

 

So–You Wanna Be A Princess?

      marry a prince. . . .

plus

A Princess who designs jewelry:  Dorothy Hamil Designs Jewelry To Benefit Breast Cancer (exclusively at Helzbergs)

and

A Princess who Still Designs Wraps:

 above, the little black wrap. . . .

Well, 

Laser It  !

The Fraxel Laser beauty treatment by Dr. Patricia Wexler

Dr. Patrica Wexler (Renee Ashley Baker’s New York dermatologist?  I’d  like an appointment  Dr. Wexler. . . .)

and LASTER IT!    Zeltig Laser Fat Freezing aka Coolscupting

this laser really freezes fat !
 
 
and
What’s new with Housewives?

Socialite Sonja Morgan

for Princess Partying:  Why Chanel Cosmetics of course. . . .

For Partying:  Party Food

Dinner Rolls: (Mrs. Ashley’s favorite!)

Party Like Madmen:

 

A  Bunny Princess (In White):

                                               Suri  Cruise

 

vs

 

The Black Swan. . . .

                            Shiloh  Jolie  Pitt

 

and

The eye sees. . . .

Rare Pink (sold by Sothebys for $46 million dollars). . . .

 

 

PRESIDENT  JOHN  F. KENNEDY

PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY  AS    “J.J.”

VISIT:  www.JFKRFKASHLEY.Blogspot.com

 

Renee Ashley Baker  as The Mermaid

Visit Renee’s  Tripod: (click link) http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

 

Men! Men! Men! by Renee Ashley Baker

November 9, 2010

                            

                                                 

                          “56   STEPS”  by  Renee Ashley Baker

                                          YES!  YES!  YES! 

 I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be Tom Cruise’s   ‘leading lady’  in a motion picture –at Paramount —  . . . .(What say you Tom?)

                           

                        above, Top Man (with messed up hair)

 

Women–want to know what guys like?  Well,  according to the November issue of Esquire Magazine men like . . . .

ART:

 

“Runner”  by DeSciose

The Michele Mosko Fine Art Gallery  exhibits PRINTS by Christo, Jasper Johns and Huang Yan;  Mosko also exhibits PHOTOGRAPHY by Bob Kollbrener, Amalie R. Rothschild, and Nicolas DeSciose. (above  “Runner” by Nicolas DeSciose).  The Michele Mosko Fine Art Gallery is located in Denver Colorado. 

HOUSES:

The Structured House (Cost:  $3  million +)

Also known as  “The Sleeper House” because Woody Allen used the house in his movie, “Sleeper” (a comedy about “the future”). The house is located just outside Denver Colorado and goes up for auction tommorrow.

  Listed By:  Kentwood Cherry Hills Real Estate 

 Opening Bid:  $3 million dollars 

Auction Date:  November 10, 2010. 

 

BOOKS:

“Living Large” by Sarah Z. Wexler

and books by Jeannies!

read  “Barbara Eden: My Story”   (by Barbara Eden)

MEN  LIKE . . . .

SPENDING BUCKS (ON GIFTS FOR HIS WOMAN)

above, fur coat sold by Dan Sharp Luxury Outerwear (in Cherry Creek/Denver)

SPENDING BUCKS  (ON GIFTS FOR HIMSELF)

 

FINE  DINING:

Credit Cards A La Carte!

(The New Zync from American Express) 

 

plus

New Restaurants A La Carte!

ABC Restaurant (New York)

Gather (Berkley)

Menton (Boston)

Miller Union  (Atlanta)

MEN LIKE TO Say

” Bon Appetite!”

Award Winning Chef Graham Elliot

Try Graham’s Pan Seared Scallops with Basil Hayden’s Bourban Maple Jus  (click link below):

http://www.esquire.com/promotions/

and  A Votre Sante ?

Award Winning Cocktail:  “The New Esquire Cocktail”

Recipe (click link): http://www.esquire.com/features/food-drink/ESQ1201-DEC_DRINKING?click=main_sr

Recipe:

 Men Like

FOR  LAUGHS

View Video: (Red Lights)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhaRkWfaq10

 FOR  LOVE

View Video:  (One Republic)

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrOeGCJdZe4&feature=fvsr

 

FOR LIFE:  Dating and Romance (Matchmakers)

 

SO–

WHAT ELSE DO MEN WANT? 

A beautiful woman on his arm at ALL the upcoming Christmas parties! . . . .See Louis Vuitton below

Below the Hotel Pierre (in New York)

 

 

 

(above, TATA suite, inside the Hotel Pierre)

 

MEN’S FAVORITES. . . . (Men  Saying: “Good-Bye”)

 

 

 

 

 

MEN WHO WERE SOLDIERS: 

VETERAN’S DAY !

Re-Enlisting:

Army Lt Dan Choi (an Iraq War Veteran and West Point graduate)

The War Effort:

 

 (above, Operation Family Fund)

 

(above, Cell Phones For Soldiers)

ALSO  VISIT:

1.  PVA.org

2.  Mission-Able.com

3.  Projectsanctuary.us

 

HAPPY  VETERANS DAY!  (For My Father Mr. Ashley)

 To View My New “November Video” . . . .

                                                               SCROLL    DOWN

SHOUT OUT: TO NIKON. . . .

November 9, 2010

 

 

 

 

VIEW:   “THE  HAT”  (click link below):

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

 

re:  Renee Ashley Baker Spokes Model for Nikon Coolpix

Dear Nikon:

I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will use Nikon Coolpix , exclusively, to take photographs for my  autobiography “Live! (In Progress) by Renee Ashley Baker”. . . .

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will  have Ford Modeling Agency contact Nikon in New York . . . .

 

                                    

Election Day Humor/History by Renee Ashley Baker

November 2, 2010

     

 

    “Don’t  call  me  Mam!”

 


and

 

“What?  Did somebody say WHORE ?”

 

 SO

 

“That’s right  bee–atch!”

 

 

 

 

 IT

 

 

“Say– Ladies, high heels are on sale down the street and did you know that RAPISTS are born that way?”

 

goes

 

 

 “Could  ALL of you please kiss lipstick on a  pig’s ____”

 

 

 

And  So It  Goes . . . .

 

   INSERT: “Chariots of Fire” music here

 

 

THE  BIG  LAUNCH ? 



 The Final Voyage

above, Astronaut Nicole (Nikki) Stott

 One of 7 crew members on board “Discovery” (the seventh being Robonaut 2 (R2) the first state-of-the-art human-like ANDROID.

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s  R2D2  (from Star Wars)

above, space shuttle “Discovery” being launched (photo by Tony Gray/NASA)

The  Fragrance  Voyage

Speak  Now. . . .

Country music star Taylor Swift will create her own line of perfume and fragrance products to launch in late 2011

 

 

 

 

 

above,  Chanel (Renee #9 by Chanel ?) 

 

Women–Do you want sculpture without Botox?

above, The Sculptured House (aka The Sleeper House)built on Genesee Mountain in 1963 by architect Charles Deaton.  

Listed by:   Kentwood Cherry Hills Real Estate  (Denver). 

Auction Date:  November  10, 2010 

Opening Bid:  $3 million dollars

 

 

 

 

Women–Do you  want romance ? 

Try Janis Spindel’s  Matchmaking Service….

 

and  on portraits. . . . 

 

above, “Portrait Of A Lady”   (painted in 1919) 

 George Romney (1734-1802) was an English painter renowned for his portraits of aristocratic women.  Do you know who painted “Portrait Of A Lady” ?

 

above, Rose Elizabeth Kennedy (b 1890) wife of Joseph P. Kennedy, Sr.  and mother of President John  F.  Kennedy

 

DO YOU KNOW WHERE THIS LOCATION IS ? 

 

 

 

 

 (Hint:  It’s Renee Ashley Baker’s New Home in France)

Answer:  the French Riviera

 

 

 

 

and. . . .

Final Quiz: 

Do you know who this  Woman  is ?

 

 

 

 

above,  Mozart’s sister  Nannerl

VIEW  VIDEO:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19ZQC5LIjiw

and

(HOW ABOUT   A  LINK ?)

LINK TO THIS POST (copy and paste):

https://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com