Archive for August, 2010

Renee Ashley Baker in NYC. . . .

August 24, 2010
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Bruce Willis in The Siege

The Crocodile God "Sobek" by Catherine C. Harris

 

ABOUT MY MOTHER: Mrs. B aka Mrs. Ashley 

My Mother owned/wore beautiful things like: BROWN crocodile high heels (with matching BROWN crocodile handbag) and  french perfume from Paris France (“Worth by  Je Reviens”) .  My mother also  loved hats  (hats that came from Stix, Baer, Fuller and Famous Barr in St. Louis Missouri ).   My mother  carried her hats with her whenever she traveled. . . . SO — when I, Renee Ashley Baker,  arrive in New York City I will meet with Samantha Thavasa and  Louis Vuitton about my designing “crocodile handbags” and “signature train/make up cases”.     In  Paris France — I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet  with the Chairmen of  Chanel (about Chanel launching a fragrance –a perfume –called “Renee”). . . .also. . . . in Paris France I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet with the Chairmen of Hermes about my designing a “hatbox” called “Irmgard”. . . . 

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s mother wearing a ‘real’ diamond pendant. . . .

There will be “NO” book until Renee Ashley Baker is married to a terrific and successful Jewish Man: 

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America’s Got Talent 2 . . . .

August 17, 2010

 Renee Ashley Baker’s Limousine Service is:  Towne & Country Limousine  of Denver & Boston. . . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will be joining Janis Spindel’s Serious Matchmaking Service . . . . 

QUALIFICATIONS?        HE MUST:

  love, love  fabulous females like Renee Ashley Baker. . . .

plus….JDate.com

 

 

 AND….NOW

 SHOUT  OUT  TO:   “America’s Got Talent” 

 

Check Out: Winners of the Denver Jewish Day School Talent Contest

VIEW  VIDEO:  BELLAGIO  “HUMAN  FOUNTAINS”  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiF-kxJLb3o

 

plus  Renee Ashley Baker’s  Grandparents?

VIEW  VIDEO:  “Grandma Tracy Break Dancing In New York”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31XMbQAoRNo

VIEW   VIDEO:  “Grandpa GaGa Dance”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dY-R_cBDDo

plus

THE BLUE: 

Old Blue

Hey Josh–I, Renee Ashley Baker– will be going to– I will be MOVING to New York.   I’ll be “documenting” myself while in New York City.   I   WILL be making this “documentary” on video tape.  I’d like you to appear on my video “documentary”– I’d like you to portray a HOT DOG VENDER who’s cart is outside my hotel:  The Waldorf Astoria, The Plaza  or  The Hotel Pierre

VIEW VIDEO: “Josh Blue Winner of Last Comic Standing”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMSrpZi_6WM

 and

The New Blue

Steven Slater Winner?  Yep, he just got his own reality tv show.  About what?  Helping people “quit their jobs–IN  STYLE”. . . . 

VIEW VIDEO:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPrSVkTRb24

p l u s    p h e n o m

9  Year Old Singing Sensation Jackie Evancho on “America’s Got Talent” 

VIEW VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKhmFSV-XB0

and

last but  never, never least….the makeup artist!

above, Michael Moore, make up artist to the “stars”. 

I, Renee Ashley Baker,  would like Michael Moore to “do my makeup” for my Denver photo session.  I will be sending an EMAIL to Mr. Michael Moore. . . .

Note:  About the photographs

The PHOTOGRAPHER  will retain rights to the photographs that he takes of Renee Ashley Baker and the The PHOTOGRAPHER  will then SELL these photographs to art, beauty and fashion magazines like Vanity Fair, Vogue, Harper’s Bazaar, Marie Claire, Cosmopolitan, GQ, Esquire, Detour  etc etc etc  

***** Renee Ashley Baker will be MOVING TO NEW YORK to work in the “fashion and beauty industry” as a designer.   To read more SCROLL  DOWN

Don’t Forget:  Link To This Blog Post (COPY  &  PASTE LINK):

https://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com

 

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LISTEN TO “Love Is Blind” Written and Sung by Renee Ashley Baker (Theme from 7 Colors)

August 10, 2010

  

SHOUT  OUT:  To Everybody in Paris France Who Is Reading This Website. . . .

LISTEN TO “LOVE IS BLIND”  written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker  (please turn up the volume and click link below  ! ! !)

http://www.muziboo.com/Renee9/music/blind-love-written-and-sung-by-renee-ashley-baker/

(COMING SOON:  A Famous Denver  Photographer to photograph Renee Ashley Baker)

THE  PLAN:

  1.  Go to New York (Renee Ashley Baker MOVE  to New York)

2.  Sign with Ford Model Agency.

3.  Have Ford Model Agency represent Renee Ashley Baker in “spokes model” jobs for: 

a.  General Motors (Fisker Karma) 

b.   AT&T,  IBM 

 c.  Handbag design (Samantha Thavasa ?) 

d.  Train Case/Make Up Case design (Louis Vuitton)

 e.  Jewelry Box design (Swarovski) 

f.     A Fragrance/Perfume called “Renee”  (owned, manufactured and launched by the Chanel company). 

4.  re:  “7 COLORS” a novel by Renee Ashley Baker 

     While in New York I, Renee Ashley Baker, will submit a six page “BOOK PROPOSAL”  to two New York based literary agents. 

5.  Photo Session (with a famous Denver photographer)

   

   “Love  Is  Blind” 

   lyrics and music by

 Renee Ashley Baker 

 Copyright 2010 by Renee Ashley Baker 

ALL  RIGHTS  RESERVED

 

        (chorus)

         See me

       Hear me

      Touch me

      Heal me

       See me

     Hear me

    Touch me

     Heal me

     (Verse 1:  Sight)

   Blind  navigation

   A muted dilation

  Deprive of perception

  Conceal from the light

   Block  perforation

   Unview  altercation

    and Blind interception

    Stays hidden from sight

      (chorus) 

       See me

        Hear me

        Touch me

        Heal me

         See me

         Hear me

         Touch me

         Heal me

  (Verse 2:  Sound)

    Snap  of a finger

    Produce sounds that linger

    Voluminous ringer

     A sweet metronome

    Clamorous pounding

    Reverb is rebounding

    Soliloquies sounding

    Like Thor on the throne

          (chorus)

           See me

         Hear me

        Touch me

        Heal me

        See me

        Hear me

        Touch me

       Heal me

     (music interlude:  Shaharazad  by Chris Botti)

                (chorus)

                 See  me

                  Hear me

                 Touch me

                 Heal me

                 See me

                Hear me

               Touch me

                Heal me  

               (Verse 3: Touch)

               Guided by senses

                My whole body tenses

                  My heart it still winces

                   Oh where can HE  be?

                    Careless proceeding

                    Blindfolded I’m reading

                     And so thusly speeding

                      HIS  amour  I’ll  need

                       (chorus)

                        See Me

                         He’ll hear me

                         He’ll touch me

                         He’ll heal me

                         See me

                          He’ll hear me

                           He’ll touch me

                           He’ll heal me

                            (repeat chorus 1)

                             Blind  navigation

                              A muted dilation     

SHOUT OUT:  To Barbra Streisand

      Will you sing this song?

    

    

    

 

 

 

 

 

Renee Ashley Baker’s Photo Session (plus Mel Gibson)

August 4, 2010

HIGHLIGHTS  Lethal Weapon 3: 

 Mel,   Danny and  DELORES  chase  down  a  highjacked ARMORED CAR  .  .  .  .

above, first armored car  “The Ludlow Death Car”  built by John D. Rockefeller

above, Brinks Armored Car

 

ABOUT  RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER  . . . .

Renee Ashley Baker’s Photo Session

SHOUT  OUT  TO  NEIMAN  MARCUS:

    I, Renee Ashley Baker, am going to be photographed by a famous photographer AND – – –  I’d like to borrow designer dresses from Neiman Marcus–is this possible ? ? ?       I want  to borrow Chanel,  Dior,  Givenchy,  St. Laurant. . .     And —  I need music to “pose” to.      So–I wrote something. . .

   P L U S

                  MEL  GIBSON  and  TINA  TURNER  starring in . . . .

MAD  MAX :  BEYOND   THUNDERDOME

 

now listen to my new Mix. . .

 

 

 

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