Archive for April, 2010

REPRESENTATION (plus Renee Ashley Baker is moving to New York plus…”Hi to Paul Johnson” from Renee Ashley Baker)

April 27, 2010

  

 

READ  “CUPID”  VIDEO:

CUPID VIDEO

 

plus

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

IS

 SEEKING   REPRESENTATION

(LITERARY)

FOR   PLACEMENT   OF 

1.   My Screenplay “S.O.L.”   (To A Motion Picture Producer)

2.  My Novel “7 COLORS”       ( To A Book Publisher)

 

re:  “S.O.L.”

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will talk with  a first time “producer” (aka  Movie “Angel”) provided he (or she) agrees to cover development costs.

 

MOTION  PICTURE  DEVELOPMENT (Ideally Takes 3 Months) as follows:

 1.  Screenplay Development (3-12 months)

        Cost $100,000 (advance for 1st & 2nd Drafts) 

 2.  Production  Office (3-12 months)   

       Cost $24,000 ($2,000 per month) 

 3.  Legal & Accounting (3-12 Months) 

       Cost:  $_____ 

4.  Development Meetings (3-12 months)

      Cost $_____

5.  Co-Executive Producer (Renee Ashley      Baker)

       Cost $_____

6.  Production Company On Board/Attached

        Cost:  (Paid by Studio)

7.  Script Breakdown and Budget 

       Cost:  (Reimbursed by Studio)

8.  Director On Board/Attached 

      Cost:  (Paid by Studio) 

9.  Studio On Board (20th Century Fox/Paramount,Disney,The Weinstein Company)

 TOTAL Development Costs:   $_____

***Still  “NO” to Gale Katz,  “NO”  to Gail  Hurd and…”NO” to California.

 

Plus

 

TO MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS….

 I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will try to keep my Facebook page up to date….I, Renee Ashley Baker, look forward to adding Paul Johnson Calderon (and the other cast members of “High Society”) to my list of Facebook frends–that is–when I figure out how to make a Facebook Friends List (L.O.L.)

(above, Paul Johnson Calderon)

plus….

FOR  MOTHER’S  DAY

 Renee Ashley Baker’s Perfume?  (by Chanel)

plus….FOR MOTHER’S DAY

A POSTER OF YOUR  MOM? 

       WHY NOT!

 

PLUS….

 

TRIPOD

 

VIEW TRIPOD WEBSITE

 

  PLUS…A BOOK ?(OKAY TO BE COMPLETED  ON MY SCHEDULE)

 

now….The Hamptons for The Summer 

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am seeking a man to take me to “the Hamptons” for the summer.  Rent the house?  or Book the hotel?

QUALIFICATIONS:  The ‘MAN’  must be one of my eHarmony matches…. 

 OTHER  QUALIFICATIONS:   He  must be Caucasian.  But no religious preference (I love Jewish men!)….

   (Check my eHarmony profile for further details) 

 SHOUT OUT:    Love and Kisses to my 300 EHarmony “men”.    To my 300 eHarmony “love matches”….

plus….

LISTEN TO:  “Cupid Cupid by Renee Ashley Baker”

(The song “Cupid  Cupid” by Renee Ashley Baker to be uploaded to Amaze.fm)

 

Small Business Advertising

April 19, 2010

WELCOME!

SMALL BUSINESS

(Retail, Service, Restaurant, Consultants, Real Estate, Fashion, Actors, Musicians)

NEW RATES: $39.99 (lst Month)

Subsequent Months:

$50.00 (2 months)
$100.00 (5 months)

TYPE OF AD:

200 x 200 size photo with a “LINK BACK’ to your website.

HOW TO PLACE AN AD

Send Email To:

rbstudios@yahoo.com

(Subject Line: Small Business Advertising)

PAY METHOD

WEDDINGS: AT A GLANCE….(plus Champagne Wedding Punch)

April 13, 2010

FOR THE BRIDE:

THE ENGAGEMENT RING, THE
WEDDING CAKE, PLUS — WHERE TO FIND THE GROOM

2nd: The Engagement Ring

“VIVID PINK” (Auctioned by Christie’s HONG KONG for $10 Million Dollars)

3rd: THE CAKE

(Diamond Wedding Cake designed and baked by Delicious Cakes….Cost: $1 Million Dollars)

1st: THE GROOM

LOOKING? TRY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE NEW YORK MATCHMAKERS….

Miss Janis Spindel (Millionaire Matchmaker Extraordinaire )

eHarmony (New York)

J Frumster (New York)

(Note: Renee Ashley Baker is still looking for a husband and Renee Ashley Baker has 209 “love matches” on eHarmony)

Plus….

SHOUT OUT TO MR. GLASSMAN:

I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to appear on one TV show and that one tV show is “High Society”. (I’ll move to New York, I’ll lose 50 pounds and I’ll contact Ford Models about acting as my agent)….

Plus….Champagne For The Bride

CHAMPAGNE WEDDING PUNCH

(About 70 Servings)

10 fifth bottles brut champagne
3/4 cup cognac
3/4 cup yellow Chartreuse
3/4 cup Cointreau
3 fifths sparking water
Sugar to taste
Slices of Fresh oranges, lemons and pineapples
Fresh mint

1. Mix all the liquids, adding sugar to taste.
2. Set a block of ice in a punch bowl and pour in the mixture. Garnish with the fruit slices and mint sprigs.

RE: “7 COLORS” by Renee Ashley Baker

I, Renee Ashley Baker, “may” seek MOTION PICTURE PRODUCTION FINANCING from Rothschild Bank, Chase Bank or Credit Suisse (No to Warner Bros Distribution and No to Universal Distribution)