Archive for January, 2010

Fashion Week: Renee Ashley Baker’s Week in Paris….

January 27, 2010

CLAIR’S FAVORITE DESIGNERS….

Christian Louboutin….

Christian Dior….

PLUS….

MY FUNNY VALENTINE PHOTOGRAPHY CONTEST…

FOR CONTEST RULES CLICK WORDS “MY FUNNY VALENTINE PHOTOGAPHY CONTEST” BELOW….

MY FUNNY VALENTINE PHOTOGRAPHY CONTEST

Celebrity Photographers (plus My Funny Valentine Photo Contest)

January 19, 2010

“MY FUNNY VALENTINE” PHOTOGRAPHY CONTEST

(For Contest Rules Click Words “Photo Contest Rules” Below)

PHOTO CONTEST RULES

PLUS….CELEBRITY PHOTOGAPHERS

Below is photogapher Annie Liebovitz….Can you name the other celebrity photographers below ?

Photo of Actor Jack Nicholson by Who?

The Two Photographers Below Are Attached To What Rock Star Legend? (Hint Given)

Plus….

The Most Photographed Gossipers?

(Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite TV Show “The Gossip Girls”)

Plus….

Next Year’s Golden Globe Winner?

Agent Renee Walker on “24”

Plus….

The Worlds Most Photographed Child?

Little Suri Cruise

Plus

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S VALENTINES

NOW ENTER THE “MY FUNNY VALENTINE” PHOTOGAPHY CONTEST (see rules above)

Photo Contest Rules, Kate’s New Date, Elin’s Wheelin and Sean is still Renee’s Valentine….

January 13, 2010

(For Poster Prize Information Click Words “Prize Provided By Poster Brain” Below):

PRIZE PROVIDED BY POSTERBRAIN

MY FUNNY VALENTINE PHOTO CONTEST

Take A Photo Of Your “Funny Valentine” and Win A Poster From “POSTER BRAIN” (see link above)

Remember it has to be your “FUNNY” Valentine as each photo will be judged on its humor quotient.

RULES:

1. One entry per household.
2. Photo must be digital (like the Nikon Coolpix pictured above) and entry must be color (No PhotoShop)
3. Forward (email) your photo entry to three friends or three family members or three coworkers (and tell them about the contest)
4. Upload your photo entry to your own photo share site (such as Flickr, Photobucket, or Kodak Gallery).
5. Title photo entry “My Funny Valentine Photo Contest”
6. Email the LINK to your photo entry to rbstudios@yahoo.com
7. Entry deadline: February 8, 2010 (All Entry Photos will remain the property of the photographer/copyright holder).

PHOTO STORAGE?

How do you store your photos?

The Tech Guy suggests following the 3,2,1 Rule to back up photos (and other data as well)

3. On Your Computer Hard Drive

2. An External Hard Drive
a. IOmega
b. Kingston Ready Boost

1. Offsite:
a. Date Backup/Data Storage like Carbonite
b. Online Storage Websites:
a. Flickr.
b. Photobucket
c. Kodak Gallery

(Renee Ashley Baker Uses Carbonite)

PLUS:

WHO IS THE MOST PHOTOGRAPHED CELEBRITY SO FAR IN 2010?

Maybe Elvis will emerge as the most photographed celebrity in 2010 as Elvis is getting his own exhibit this year at the Smithsonian….”HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELVIS!” (born January 8, 1935)

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “Hey, did I tell you that my mother–Mrs. Ashley knew Elvis….Yeah Really! “)

PLUS…LOOKING FOR A NEW VALENTINE?

No More Ma Kettle–She’s Lookin For A Man!

Also Looking For A New Love Is Elin Woods….

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “Hey Margaret Cho want to put on a blonde wig and add my “Tiger Wife Rap” to your upcoming comedy album?”)

PLUS….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S VALENTINES

Heartthrob Ricky Nelson

Shoe designer to Princess Di…Jimmy Choo

Scottish Sex Symbol Sean Connery

F.B.I. Director J. Edgar Hoover

PLUS…

Renee Ashley Baker Loves….

(Renee Ashley Baker says, “Hi to all 155 of my “love matches”)

VIDEO: \"The Kiss\" (remix by Renee Ashley Baker)

NOW ENTER THE “MY FUNNY VALENTINE” PHOTO CONTEST (RULES AT THE TOP OF THIS PAGE….)

“7 Colors” by Renee Ashley Baker (a novel in 7 parts)

January 11, 2010

 

(Prologue)

“7 COLORS”
by
Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2010 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

“Do you really look that much like Richard Gere? Gary my typist tells me you do”.

“I came to talk about these”. The tall man scanned the slender vision in white before him and extended the packet.

“My letters”. She–Clair–confirmed, feeling each side of the packet of 10 or so envelopes that she’d had had her typist purchase from the expensive Crane stationary store in the square.

“What’s the black band mean?” asked Gary (the typist) who had just walked up and who held in his perfectly still outstretched hand a glass of water (in a perfectly flawless Hermes St. Louis cristal goblet).

“It’s black?” Clair asked startled, running a fingernail underneath the thick rubber band pulling it slightly off the envelope.

The F.B.I. agent looked at Gary. “Thank you for the water Gary. I need to speak privately with Mrs–Miss–Clair”.

Gary took his cue but crooked an eybrow anyway as he left.

“It’s Miss–and Mrs. I was married, to a lawyer, who is Jewish, but we’re divorced. I use “Miss Clair” because it sounds–you know–more mystical–more mysterious. And, the talk shows all like Miss over Mrs. You see when you do what I do they think ‘Miss’ sounds “too innocent” to be fraudulent and just virtuous enough to be ‘noble’.

“Where’d you get Gary?”

“I hired Gary seven years ago. He was born in Copenhagen. He does everything I need done around here. Inside and out. I won’t hire Mexicans”.

“Do you hate Muslims?”

“I don’t trust Muslims. You must know that they fear you and they fear your ‘white’ God. And before they let your white God beat their ‘third world underpriviliged Allah’ they–Muslims– will get rid of us all. They–the Muslims–will all become resentful and radical and they will get rid of every person on the planet who does not bow to Islam”.

“You attended Harvard University?”

“Yes, I have a Masters Degree in Mass Communications. I met my husband at Harvard University. I did mention that he’s Jewish didn’t I?”

“Yes–you said that earlier and you also said that he’s a lawyer. I have a masters degree in listening”. He smiled.

“I think you should sit down”. Clair said gesturing towards the white leather sofa. “I’m right and you can’t figure out why can you? You’ve checked me out but you can’t figure out how I know what I know”.

“The Bureau–the F.B.I.–doesn’t use psychics. The F.B.I. doesn’t ‘BELIEVE’ in psychics”.

“Then why the black rubberband? Black is a special color designated especially for clandestine, covert and classified government operations isn’t it? Black ‘ops’ is the correct term isn’t it? But–black–black means something else too. It’s —It’s—”

“What happened to your eyes?” The F.B.I. agent stood and walked toward Clair. He positioned himself so that his eyes were even with hers.

“A car accident” Clair could smell the Agent’s expensively subtle F.B.I. soap. “Three years ago I was in a car accident on Long Island in New York”.

The F.B.I. agent backed away so that Clair could not ‘own him’ as he sensed she would like to with all her mysticism and mystery. Miss Clair–was a ‘blind woman’– whom he had been sent to interview and assess. Assess how she could possibly have described the locations of three very dangerous “terrorists at large”. How she could have known the locations of the apartment complex (in San Diego) of the 9/11 plane hijackers (BEFORE 9/11 HAPPENED). How she could have known the location of the apartment complex (in Aurora Colorado) of the New York City transit conspirators (BEFORE the F.B.I. had that intel). And why, two weeks ago, she had described the location of a third apartment or house that if, fit the previous pattern, also harbored, housed, a Jihadist radical muslim outlaw that needed to be found and found fast.

“Thank you for seeing me Mrs–Miss Clair. I believe I can find my way out”.

As F.B.I. agent Jim Wright walked towards the door he pushed the packet of expensive Crane stationary envelopes in his inside coat pocket. He would be back again to see this ‘psychic’ who the F.B.I. would ‘not’ believe in. He would be back again to see this woman whose–furniture, carpet, curtains, and clothing were all the same color—WHITE. White like HIS ‘white hat’ and white like the ‘powerful white God’ the ‘underprivileged’ terrorists wanted to destroy. White was the color he had come to see.

ABOUT THIS NOVEL:

This novel by Renee Ashley Baker will be offered as a ‘7 book series’ to Harper Collins first. Then to another publisher, then to Amazon ebooks.

2. This book is NOT about President John F Kennedy. There will be NO BOOK about President John F. Kennedy until a motion picture distribution contract (and output deal) has been signed.

3. A thirty page EXCERPT should be ready for Lulu.com or Scribe.com in 2-3 weeks (at a cost of $4-$15 per EXCERPT).

4. I would like my readers to send me a “comment” on how you like my novel “7 Colors” so far.

THE BAKER PLAN: FRED + BRU

January 9, 2010

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SUGGESTION TO HOMELAND SECURITY CALLED: THE BAKER PLAN (In Two Parts)….

PART I: AT AIRPORTS (F.R.E.D.)

Video Cameras would be posted at TSA security clear points meaning:

1. As the “traveler” is clearing the last leg of the TSA check point he/she walks by a VIDEO CAMERA that is equipped with a “facial recognition software”.

2. The VIDEO CAMERA would be called “F.R.E.D.” (For “Face Recognition Evidence Detector”).

3. The “Facial Recognition Software” installed in the camera flows into a “Homeland Security Data Base of Terrorist Suspects”.

PART II: IN THE FIELD C.T.U/B.R.U.

A Special Squad of agents under the auspices of Homeland Security meaning:

1. Special Agents would be hired–whose sole job it is to “track down” and “keep track of” those people who F.B.I. and Homeland Security have labled “Terrorist Threats” or “Persons Of Interest”. Because police patrolmen and police detectives go out, knock on doors, and look for people — I suggest recruiting from the ranks of police officers (and from the ranks of Texas Rangers and Canadian Royal Mounted Police). These “recruits”–these Special Agents–would be called. “B.R.U.” (BLADE RUNNER UNITS)

INSIDE HIS WHAT !!!!!

PHOTO CONTEST: COMING SOON….

January 5, 2010

Sharon Stone is Roan’s Valentine….

Tom Cruise is Suri’s and Katie’s Valentine….

Plus

155 Men On eHarmony are Renee Ashley Baker’s Valentine….(Wink!)

Plus

PHOTO CONTEST

Announcing Renee Ashley Baker’s First Annual Valentine’s Day Photo Contest

THE PRIZE?

A Photo Poster Provided by Poster Brain !

For More Information About Poster Brain CLICK WORDS POSTER BRAIN BELOW….

Poster Brain

New Years Resolutions From Renee Ashley Baker

January 2, 2010

THE “OCTO-MEL”….

SHOUTOUT TO MEL GIBSON: “Happy Birthday Mel!”

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS (FOR 2010)

1. A WEDDING: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “get married” during the year 2010 to a handsome blue-eyed man (I have 150 men that I have been “love matched” with on eHarmony).

2. AN EXERCISE ROUTINE: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “stick to” my exercise routine in the year 2010 of Nordic Trac ski machine, ballet bar and Jonathan Urla pilates.

3. A MODEL LIFE: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “sign a contract with” Ford Modeling Agency (in New York City).

4. AN OPERA: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “attend the opera” in the year 2010 (I have never liked R & B)

5. A RESEARCH PROJECT: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “self fund” my “autism research project” in November of 2010. My charity will be called, “Special Olympics 2” and I will headquarter my charity in Monaco Monte Carlo (I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to clarify that I am NOT with grandmothers, meaning that I do NOT have any grandchildren because I DO NOT HAVE ANY CHILDREN (besides–I’m not old enough to be a grandmother !) However I will have my charity “Special Olympics 2” to raise and dote over in the year 2011…)

plus….

FOUR SHOUTOUTS TO:

SURI!

Suri Cruise in Red Dress

“A BODACIOUS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO SURI CRUISE” FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

and to:

THE SIMPSONS….

The Simpons

“HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY TO THE SIMPSONS” FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

and to:

ZAVELLA: I, Renee Ashley Baker, will have Zavella put my face on a T-Shirt. Zavella is located in Cherry Creek Shopping Center and sells
T-shirts made of organically grown cotton. (Entrepreneur Zavella began by selling her T-shirts in Farmer’s Markets.)

and to:

WEDDING SINGERS

A WEDDING IN 2010 FOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER ?

(Renee Ashley Baker has 155 Men on eHarmony To “Date”….25 of them live in Colorado….HI, GUYS, I’LL BE SEEING YA !)

plus…

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be living in Highlands Ranch (Denver) during the year 2010..CLICK WORDS SHEA HOMES HIGHLANDS RANCH DENVER below to see beautiful Highlands Ranch homes (which sell for $500,000 – $1,000,000 )

Shea Homes Highlands Ranch Denver

plus….

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

After moving to Highlands Ranch (in Denver) Renee Ashley Baker will be signing a contract with Ford Modeling Agency to be a SpokesModel for 21 Companies–for $21 million dollars. (Companies that include Chanel cosmetics–“Renee Perfume by Chanel”, Jimmy Choo, AT&T, IBM Computers, Rolex, General Motors and Swarovski for a line of jewelry boxes designed by Renee Ashley Baker to be called, “Pandora’s Box”).