The Film Mystique (Movies To See….Now)
Grey Gardens (Drama) ….Starring jessica Lange and Drew Barrymore (411: About Park Avenue/Hamptons Socialites “Big and Lil Edie Bouvier”)
“The Time Traveler’s Wife” (Love Story) Starring Eric Bana and Rachel McAdams (411: Produced by Brad Pitt)
“District 9” (Action) Starring Sharlto Copley and Jason Cope (411: Cost only $30 million to produce)
“Inglorious Bastards” (History) Starring Brad Pitt (411: It stars Brad Pitt!)
The Fever Dream Mystique (Now On Tour)
Now On Tour: Daryl Hall and John Oates, Roger Daltry, Depeche Mode, Jackson Browne, Chris Isaak, Lyle Lovett and John Hiatt.
The “Far Out ” Mystique
DVD: Woodstock 3 Days of Peace and love (Now In Memory)
The Feminine Mystique
DeSciose (of Denver)
Gilles Bensimon (of Paris )
Patrick Demarchelier (of London)
Helmut Newton (of Germany)
Louis Icart (of Monaco Monte Carlo)
The Fourth Estate Mystique
“Happy Birthday Helen” from Renee Ashley Baker
The Fluffy Estate Mystique
“Ruff Ruff” (or “Rip off! Rip off ! In dog language). Trouble, Leona Helmsley’s “pampered pooch” is suing (in court!) to get a bigger cut of the $136 million dollars left to him by hotel queen Leona Helmsley.
The Freedom Mystique
“Liberty and Tyranny” by Mark Levin
The Floating Word Mystique
“Rattle” by resident poet and editor in chief Alan Fox
(Renee Ashley Baker’s aside: “Hey, Mr. Fox, how about a real estate loan?”)
“The Fois Gras Mystique”
Pate de Fois Gras by Petrossian (Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite snack–on toast).
The “That Far Away?” Mystique
A second Exodus? Yup, out of New York City. “Why not?” says Scott Friedman of DAT Minyan Synagogue in Denver, Colorado. Friedman wants to incide a great western migration–Oregon Trail style–but Jewish. Check out Scott’s website at: JewishDenver.com
The Favorite Star Mystique
“I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to meet Mel Gibson. He is my absolute favorite star. But–I’m torn and I don’t know what to say to him. (Yes, I do wear glasses)….What I mean is, I feel as though it was I, Renee Ashley Baker, who somehow–via osmosis–put Mel with “Nurse Moore”. So–I’m sad about the “marriage” break up. On the other hand he is Mel Gibson–the “sexiest man alive” Mel Gibson! So–I’m running a contest: “What Should Renee Ashley Baker Say To Mel Gibson?” Should it be–
“I’m glad you got rid of her now you and I can be together?” Or….
“What do you think you’re doing getting rid of Robin–Batman?”….
Statement 1 or Statement 2….Which should it be? Serious or hilarious. (Although something tells me Mel Gibson would laugh –out loud– if either statement came out of me) ….
The public can mail their contest votes to: “What Should She Say To Gerard?” (at email@example.com)
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