The “Anti-Inauguration Poem”
Renee Ashley Baker
(copyright 2009 by Renee Ashley Baker ALL RIGHTS RESERVED)
Ginger or Mary Ann
Sonny or Tom Hagen
Bernie Madoff or Mark Rich
Captain Sully does a ditch
Hurricane Blew Things Unhinged
A freaky sight just came on “Fringe”
Pitts new character a Benji he
I took my turn to jump on Wii
Suri’s dad he did the worm
To Valkerie from “The Firm”
Auto men won’t leave their jets
I’ll say ‘good-bye” to the ‘Vette’
My Sharona still played on Monk
FDR on tv–was Joe Biden drunk?
My James Bond still never takes a fall
He does his dishes with ‘Finish Electrosol”
Dirty creeps bathed at Kentucky Chicken
My Seiko watch just keeps on ticken
Space Station Bag it came a loose
A snow storm derailed that ‘big caboose’
Elliot Spitzer tried to be a ‘playa’
Now he’s in jail, do you hear what I saya?
Slapchop and Graty made their debut
The ‘pedegg’ on tv showed rough heels what’s new
Beijing lit up like a birthday cake
Now made in China is what they ‘used to make’
Still A gallon went to $4 dollars
John Walsh and his crew are still making collars
Hillary lost without a tear in her eye
Richard Gere told everyone to hug the ‘bad guy’ (wha?)
Blago wants to sell a senate seat
Just $1 million 99 it can’t be beat
George Bush’s last day is 1 -20-99
Joy Behar made it jewelry, isn’t she fine?
George Bush is outgoing with a wink and a coup
But what did he say? “Watch out for that shoe”
I wear Chanel and I love Jimmy Choo
I sick of this poem–how bout you?
“I NEED A HERO !”….
Above, Pam Davis who “told” the FBI on Blago. She wore a wire!!! Pam Davis “is” Renee Ashley Baker….
Below…More of Renee Ashley Baker’s “Heros”
Go Airforce! Ace pilot Chesley Sullenberger, III. ….Sully as he’s known to friends and family began flying airplanes at the age of 14. Captain Sully is a former U.S. Air Force fighter pilot who flew “F4 Phantom Jets”.
LIV RENEE WALKER