Archive for December, 2008

Renee Ashley Baker’s Champagne Holiday Recipes for 2008

December 27, 2008

The following is what Renee Ashley Baker has selected/picked for herself to “Dine In” or to “Dine Out”….

Dining Out

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The Wheatleigh (in Lenox Massachusettes)

and….

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Guy Savoy (in Paris France)

DINING IN:

I.  Gourmet Party In A  Box

A.  Renee’s favorite Pate (and Caviar)

http://www.splendora.com/members/reneeashleybaker/blog/renees_happy_holiday_picks_caviar_ooo_la_la

B.  Renee’s favorite Caviar Blinis

http://www.splendora.com/members/reneeashleybaker/blog/test_diary_1

C.  Renee’s favorite Caviar and Eggs

http://www.splendora.com/members/reneeashleybaker/blog?page=4

CHAMPAGNE COCKTAILS?

http://www.splendora.com/members/reneeashleybaker/blog/renees_happy_holiday_picks_cocktails_2

Renee’s Champagne Show:

Renee Ashley BAker will “Star In” ABC’s “The Bachelorette” ….

(to be taped/filmed in a Chateau in France)

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What Renee Ashley Baker Gave For Christmas….

December 27, 2008

 

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above, “Fakes by Renee Ashley Baker”   (Taken by Renee Ashley Baker with a Motorola Camera Phone)

    I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will sign a contract with “The Kennedys” which will state the following:

1.  THAT  “The Kennedys”   (and The Kennedy Family Trust) will be granted 50%  ownership of ALL of Renee Ashley Baker’s photographs.

2.  THAT  Renee Ashley Baker will RETAIN 50% ownership of  ALL of Renee Ashley Baker’s photographs.

3.  THAT  Renee Ashley Baker’s photographs must be DISPLAYED in the Kennedy Library in Massachusettes (but no libraries other than The Kennedy Library in Massachusettes).

4.  THAT  Renee Ashley Baker’s photographs must be exhibited –on tourto museums of Renee Ashley Baker’s choosing  such as: “The Louvre” (in Paris France) and “The Guggenheim” (in Europe).

5.   THAT Renee Ashley Baker’s photographs are NOT to be printed NOR published in books

6.  THAT Renee Ashley Baker’s photographs DO NOT  AND WILL NOT belong to Gale Hurd, nor to Gail Katz, nor to Warner Bros nor to  Warner Books, nor to Universal/NBC, nor to Grammercy, nor to CBS, nor to  Madonna nor to  Madonna’s company.

7.  THAT  The Kennedys and Renee Ashley Baker must use/enlist the aid/help of the F.B.I.  to protect the “exclusive” ownership rights granted herein to The Kennedys and to Renee Ashley Baker (aka Renee Ashley).

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will sign this contract in The Kennedys’ home in Massachusettes.  The Renee Ashley Baker photographs can be seen on Flickr (click link below)

 

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VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S PHOTOGRAPHS AT:

www.flickr.com/photos/reneebakerstudios

666 or “6 Days of Christmas”

December 18, 2008

 RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S  BOSTON  CONDOMINIUM….

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What is in Renee Ashley Baker’s Boston Condominium ? Why Furnishings, Household Goods and Hi Tech Security of course….

1.  Modern Furniture:  Roche Bobois of France

2.  Silver:  Christofle of France

3.  Crystal:  St. Louis Crystal Stemware by Hermes of France

4.  Linens:  Yeves Delorme  linens by Palais Royal of France

5.  Tea Cups and Saucers:  Old Country Rose Chintz by Royal Albert

6.  Chandelier:  Crystal Chandelier by Waterford Crystal of Ireland

7.  Candles:  English Rose fragrance “Diana Princess of Wales” by Slatkin & Co of England

8.  Coffee Table:  Microsoft Surface Touch Computer Coffee Table

9.  Video Camera:  Micro Innnovations In-Sight Motion Webcam (rotates to follow Renee  as she  move)….

 plus….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S  WARDROBE:

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Renee Ashley Baker’s Chanel Evening Gown

 

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Renee Ashley Baker’s Jimmy Choos

 

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Renee Ashley Baker’s  Fur Coats

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Wardrobe (hanging in the closet in her  Boston condominium where they will stay until moved to Monaco Monte Carlo….)

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above, Renee Ashley Baker as “The  Mermaid”

I, Renee Ashley Baker, WILL NOT  DO TELEVISION….this means “NO” to NBC and “NO” to CBS.  However, I will become “ABC’s The Bachlorette”  IF:

A.   The show airs 13 weeks worldwide on ABC Network

B.  “The Bachelorette” is filmed/taped in France (or in the South of France ) in a Chateau.

C.   I, Renee Ashley Baker, get to “sellect” all of the “eligible” bachelors that will appear on the show.

D.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, get to “select” all of the “date” locations.

E.  I, REnee Ashley Baker, get to “select” any and all music used on the show.  (I will select all classical music and opera).

Note:  There will be  NO “kids” on the show.   I, Renee Ashley Baker will judge each “eligible bachelor” on his kissing skills, his charm, his culturedness, his intellect, his style, and his “ability” to complete a “secret task” that each “eligible bachelor”  will be asked to complete….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Finances

       $50,000   (yearly salary from The Kennedys)

   $5,000,000 (for Harper Collins “charity work” book)

$  5,050,000 (sub Total)

  – 2,020,000 (IRS Taxes)

     3,030,000 (After Taxes)

  – 1,000,000 (Rothschild Bank CD)

    2,030,000 (remainder)

+3,000,000 (Loan  from The Kennedys)

   5,030,000 (remainder)

– 2,500,000 (Boston Condo with Furniture)

  3,530,000 (Rothschild Bank Monte Carlo)

 -2,000,000 (Monaco Monte Carlo Condo)

       500,000 (remainder)

+3,000,000(from Microsoft for 3-7 yrs)

   3,500,000 (Rothschild Bank in  Monte Carlo)

 I, Renee Ashley Baker, will become a citizen of Monaco Monte Carlo and will reside permanently in Monaco Monte Carlo.

 

Renee’s Reindeer Games: “7 Days Of Christmas”

December 17, 2008

 MIND GAMES: INTENDO PS

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NINTENDO BRAIN AGE 2 (also try ” Crossword” or ” Gourmet Made Easy Personal Trainer Cooking”)

ACTION GAMES: PLAYSTATION PORTABLE  

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Star Wars Battlefront   2  (also try “Disney’s National Treasure 2” and “Grand Theft Auto” 

BODY GAMES: XBOX 360/Wii/PLAYSTATION 2wii-fit-video-game

Wiifit.com 

BOARD GAMES….

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Scene It? Seinfeld Trivia  (DVD Game or Board Game)

RENEE’S LUXURY: “8 Days Of Christmas”

December 17, 2008

 

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Luxurious Travel: The Far East (aka Asia)

      SmithsonianJourneysTravelAdentures.org

plus….

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Luxurious Cashmere : (by TSE)

plus…..

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Luxurious whatever (a Neiman Marcus Gift Card)

plus…..

                  MORE CUSTOM LUXURY ONLINE:

Louis Vuitton:

         eluxury.com  and bluefly.com

Luxurious Hair:

         Great Lenth USA.com

FOR MORE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (SCROLL DOWN)

    

Renee’s 9 Magazines: “9 Days Of Christmas”

December 12, 2008

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WHAT IS RENEE ASHLEY BAKER GETTING FOR CHRISTMAS?

1.  9 Magazines:  Nine magazines to purchase and publish photos of Renee Ashley Baker wearing “13 Dresses”.  (The “9” magazines are: US, Newsweek, WWD, International Herald Tribune, USA Today, The New York Times Magazine , Vanity Fair , Vogue and “The Star” to promote my “Live Internet Show” from Monte Carlo)….plus….

2.  A Personal Assistant.    I will hire a personal assistant who will “work for me in New York City” while I’m residing in Monaco Monte Carlo.  (If Judy Lederman wants the job she is hired.  She , Judy, can work “at  her home” approximately  50% of the time.   Judy Lederman of New York –was seen this week on the  “M & J Show”)….plus….

3.  The Kennedy Family.   I will “work ” for the Kennedy Family’s charity: SPECIAL OLYMPICS 2.    I will receive a salary of $50,000 a year and   I will “headquarter”  my  “work” for the Kennedy Family’s “Special Olympics 2”  in Monaco Monte Carlo….plus….

4.  Harper Collins.  I will receive a $ 3-5 Million Dollar Book Advance from Harper Collins.  I will receive a $3-5 million dollar cash advance  to write  the book: “How I Became Envoy For The Kennedy Family by Renee Ashley Baker”….plus….

5.  Microsoft.  I will receive $1 million dollars per  year from Microsoft for their “sponsorship” of my “Live Internet Show”  which– will be broadcast from my condominium in Monaco Monte Carlo….plus….

6.  $5 million dollars in real estate.  A $3 million dollar condominium in Boston Massachusettes and a $2 million dollar condominium in Monaco Monte Carlo.

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“Casino de Paris Monte Carlo” by Fort Ogden (on Flickr)

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                                   “Monte Carlo”  by Millionengewi

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Renee’s Marks: “10 Days Of Christmas”

December 12, 2008

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                                FURS:  50-80%  OFF !

            Marks-Lloyds Furs has  “new inventory” that must be sold. 

         Mark-s Lloyds Furs been in business 56 years….Marks-Lloyds Furs was my mother’s furrier .  (My mother is Mrs B)…. Whenever he (the owner/manager of Marks-Lloyds Furs) would come to pick up my mother’s fur stole (for storage)  he always mentioned my mother’s “lovely pink rose bushes”…..

                 Signed,  Renee Ashley Baker

Renee’s Bugatti: “11 Days Of Christmas”

December 12, 2008

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$2 Million for Hermes?

Above, the Bugatti Veyron Fbg (Fbg stands for Hermes headquarters on the Faubourge Saint Honore in Paris).

The Face:  The “face” of this fabulous automobile has been revamped with a brushed–aluminium trademark horse collar grille which is now flanked with a panel that has two air inlets .

The Body:  A 1001-bhp V-16 quad-turbo charged engine (which means this car can do 0-62 mph in 2.6 seconds) plus…the piece de resistance?….Hermes loops on the wheel hubs.

The Price:  The price of this Bugatti Royale?  A cool $2 million dollars. 

(Renee’s Aside:  Anyone for a spin around Monte Carlo?   Thanks Bill Gates for my $1 million dollars a year.   My customized license plates?   They’ll  read:   HERA 1)

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Fashionable Wednesday: “12 Days of Christmas”

December 10, 2008

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Stores:

Guess

Burberry

Gap

Benetton

Espirit

Ugg

J Crew

Marie Chantal

Lilly Pulitzer

Estella

Ralph Lauren Children’s Wear

Papo d’Anjo

Babycz

Bergdorf Goodman

Barney’s

Neiman Marcus

plus….

VIDEO:  “CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRm5qofw5vs

Cyber Wednesday’s Customized X-mas Gifts (For Grown Ups)

December 4, 2008

 

 CUSTOM MADE EVENING BAG by LIEBER….

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Judith Lieber’s “Sea Shell” Evening Bag….

(Renee’s Aside: “I, Renee Ashley Baker, will commission Judith Lieber to make,  an evening bag for me to carry to my “charity balls” in Europe.  The evening bag will be made in the shape fo a “Grecian  column” with faux mother of pearl, faux diamonds, faux rubies and faux emeralds….)

plus….

CUSTOM MADE WATER GOBLETS….

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Berkley based glass artist Jeff Benroth….

(Renee’s Aside:  “I, Renee Ashley BAker, will commission Jeff Benroth to make one of a kind “water goblets” for me–the goblets  will have the letters (the initials) “R” and “A” displayed on them”).

plus….

CUSTOM  MADE  KNITS….

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by…British knitwear sensation Clare Tough….

(Renee’s Aside:  “I, Renee Ashley Baker, will commission Clare Tough to make a one of a kind KNIT DRESS for me that–will have the name “Renee”  spelled on it….)

 plus….

FROM WHIMSY TO LOTUS BLOSSOM BEAUTY….

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Selma  and  Syd  Stay  Uptown

Alli Abrahamson’s boutique on the Upper East Side of New York City  (“Selma and Syd”) has a whimsical  “Alice in Wonderlandish”  appeal.  To View:

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FROM LOTUS ARTS DE VIVRE…”Shell Shaped Beauties”

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Asian flair:  Helen and Rolf von Buren (she’s Thai and he’s German) scout  Asia for artisans who can make one of a kind jewelry maserpieces.  To View:  lotusartsdevivre.com

plus….

CUSTOM FLIGHT….

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Lease a “private jet” from Trans-Exec Jets….

plus….

CUSTOM MADE FOR ALBERT….

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Classical musician Joshua Bell holding his “Strad”.  Stradivarius, as you may know, was custom made in 1700’s.  Joshua’s “Strad” was made in 1713 around the same time Vivaldi’s “Four Seasons” was written.  Joshua’s playing can be heard in the motion pictue “Defiance”. 

(Renee’s Aside:  “The same night Joshua purchased his Strad he played “in concert” at the Royal Albert Hall”)….

plus….

RESTAURANT SPECIALS….

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Morton Steak House Special: $50.00 Coupon “Filet Mignon” (and don’t forget that famous “Carrot Cake” for desert ….(Visit Morton’s  located at 1 Exeter in Boston)

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Ruth Chris Christmas Special:  $39.99 Coupon for “Surf and Turf”

plus….

MIKE GALLGHER’S  “SOCKS FOR SOLDIERS”

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purelyalpaca.com/MikeGallagher.html

plus….

SUPPORT OUR TROOPS ORNAMENT COLLECTION (AT TARGET STORES NATIONWIDE)

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CUSTOM FOR PARENTS (OR THEIR TEENS)….VIDEO GAMES….

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XBox 360: You’re In The Movies

How You Play:

1.  Set up the video camera that comes included with the game.

2.  On camera you play a few of the 45 “crazy” mini games included with the game.

3.  These “clips” of your “game playing” get dropped into one of 30 movies.

4.  Share your “film masterpiece” online with friends and fans.

plus….

GUITAR HERO: WORLD TOUR

 

 “HEIDI  BOWLS EM  OVER”….

   AND….

  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will be wearing the beautiful mink coat I’ve purchased at Neiman Marcus in Boston….

AND….

STILL “NO”:  NO TO MADONNA.  (MADONNA IS STILL A “DOG”) NO TO CBS, NO TO NBC, NO TO GRAMMERCY, NO TO UNIVERSAL, NO TO MCA/FARM, NO TO WARNER BROS, NO TO RAPPERS, NO TO THE MUSIC INDUSTRY, NO TO GALE HURD AND NO TO GAIL KATZ….

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