Archive for September, 2008

GLAMOROUS WEDNESDAY: OPERA!

September 24, 2008

                                        

                                NOTABLES

To See (and behold)….

“DOCTOR  ATOMIC” …. J. Robert Oppenheimer “the opera”

and….

“EXILED” …. Renee Ashley Baker’s aside: “To The Victoire Goes The Spoiled”….

and….

NO TO “THE PHIPPS FAMILY”. 

        I’VE ALREADY SAID “no” to Colorado so–this means “NO” to the “third string” Phipps Family of Colorado.   I, Renee Ashley Baker,  have the Kennedy’s and the Rockefellers, Okay?

and….

   I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “going to move to Boston” to work with Senator Edward M Kennedy.  (I’ll have my “favorite” winter food –Clam Chowder–once a week during the winter and I’m looking forward to  “Senator Kennedy’s Chowder”).

    IF–IF–I decide to “Executive Produce” a motion picture I will sign with DISNEY MOTION PICTURE DISTRIBUTION .   Disney Corporation will distribute Renee Ashley Baker’s first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an output deal valued at $53.5 million dollars.  U.S. Senator Edward M Kennedy will “remain” my co-producer/consultant. 

    However, at this writing, NO Motion Picture, NO TV Show and NO book….

Renee Ashley Baker’s leading men (at Disney):  MEL GIBSON, HARRISON FORD, VAL KILMER, TOM CRUISE, BRAD PITT, RICHARD GERE,

   

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Friday: The Future Is Boston Massachusettes

September 12, 2008

 

 But first ….

 NOW SHOWING:  AT  A  THEATRE  NEAR  YOU

Movie To See:  “I.O.U.S.A” (opened August 27th) at selected theatres near you.  This film is a “documentary” about the United State’s $53 Trilion Dollar Debt.

“I.O.U.S.A” was produced by U.S. Comptroller General David Walker.  His “3 Step” recovery program for this bad  U. S. economy ?   First, he says:

1.  Stop Digging

2.  Have A Plan

3.  Have Means and Mechanisms (so you don’t fall back into debt).

See the movie (or read the book)

plus

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S BOSTON ….In A Bubble ?

                               

“BOSTON BUBBLE CITYSCAPE”  by  howlinhill on Flickr

and

“HELLO BOSTON SOCIETY HERE I COME”   says Renee Ashley Baker

    I, Renee Ashley Baker, have said “NO” to the movie business and my answer will stay “NO”.   Also “NO” to Emmys.  (This means “NO” to TV).   

      I, Renee Ashley Baker, will give COCKTAIL PARTIES in Boston and give CHARITY PARTIES in Boston to benefit Special Olympics, the Riverkeepers,  and the American Cancer Society.  There’ll be BELUGA CAVIAR triangles and the MOET will flow….

and….the party dresses will “rustle”

Renee Ashley Baker will wear Chanel’s “little black dress” in Boston…. 

                                        

Renee Ashley Baker will wear Chanel’s “royal purple” in Boston

Renee Ashley Baker will wear Chanel’s Chinchilla  in Boston….

(The above looks like a coat that I owned a long time ago but…. was of course “faux chinchilla”)

Renee Ashley Baker’s “White Wedding?”

(above, Chanel wedding gown shown at Chanel’s 2008 fall/winter couture show in Paris)…..

DEAR MR KARL LAGERFELD (Captain of Chanel): Can you make the above dresses freebies so I don’t  have to attend Boston cocktail parties wearing my slip ?  (Mr. Jimmy Choo is giving me “free shoes”)….

Plus….NO TO DENIRO, NO TO VIGGO MORTENSON, AND NO TO COERCION:    This “organized crime” cowtown called Denver Colorado  is still trying to “extort me” when I’ve decided that there will be No movie production, no book and no tv show.  The “organized crime” sitting in this Denver Public Library is now trying to “coerce me” to do business with Viggo Mortenson.  Viggo Mortenson will “GO TO PRISON”. 

Denver’s “poor” have to “do WITHOUT” Renee Ashley Baker’s help and Denver’s “poor” have to SET UP A METH LAB  or  ROB A BANK.

2.  The “organized crime” sitting in this Denver Public Library keep saying that I am going to meet some “Italians with publishers”.   These Italians will “GO TO PRISON TOO”.  I am NOT  going to “meet any Italians”.  And no Italian is my son–I have NO SON who is Italian. 

3.    The “organized crime” sitting in this Denver Public Library keeps trying to “force me” into motion picture production but I will NOT allow any movie production.   

4.   I don’t care whether Denver “respects” crazy or not Denver is NOT  going to get any “papers” from crazy Renee Ashley Baker.  So Denver is going to LEAVE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER ALONE about papers.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “NUT HOUSE” so–Denver had better LEAVE ME ALONE about money.   I “Tore Up” the papers so leave me alone here in Denver.  I “Tore Up” the book so leave me alone here in Denver.  There will be “NO Book”.   I “Tore Up” the book so that Denver “criminals” couldn’t break into my house and steal papers.  Shirley, Fofi, Rosa Ann, Black Barbara, Black Beggin Megan, Cindy, and Mexican Jesse should all “go to prison” for “COERCION” “EXTORTION” and “RACKETEERING”.   I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “Crazy” so what does Denver keep bothering me about for ?   I WILL NOT accept $10 million dollars.  I DO NOT WANT $10 million dollars. 

5.  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  am CRAZY and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am  just  going to “sit in Boston” in my $3 million dollar condominium that I’m buying with $3 million dollars I’m getting from Senator Edward M Kennedy.   I’m NOT going to “sit here in Denver”.   I AM going to sit in BOSTON.   I WANT Boston Massachusettes where I will live for the 25-40 years.  I will not accept $10 million I will only accept a $3 million dollar condominium in Boston that I’m getting from Senator Edward M Kennedy.

6.  I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WAS BORN AND RAISED IN ST. LOUIS MISSOURI AND I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM LEAVING FOR BOSTON ON SUNDAY ….

7.  DENVER WILL NEVER NEVER TELL RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WHAT TO DO.  DENVER WILL STOP “EXTORTING” RENEE ASHLEY BAKER.  

8.  NO TO MADONNA (Madonna is still the “Dog” that I’m not going to let sniff up underneath my dress and Lourdes is still a “Dog” too).  NO to Warner, No to Warner Bros.  No To Gale Hurd and No to Gail Katz .  Both Gale Hurd and Gail Katz will “GO TO PRISON” for extortion, coercion and racketeering.  NO to CBS, No to NBC, No to Universal, No to Grammercy, No to MCA/Farm, No to rappers, No to rap music, NO to singers and No to the music industry.

9.  SCROLL DOWN….

Glamorous Wednesday: Renee Loves…..

September 10, 2008

 

Country (view Renee Ashley Baker’s people below)….

  Billy Ray Cyrus (Achy Awsome)

                    

Taylor Swift (Beautiful in evening gowns)  

            

           Oak Ridge Boys (still with Elvira)

                                                                   

Faith Hill (Renee Ashley Baker’s Mississippi Queen)     

 

Miranda  Lambert (What and Lead ? )

                           

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Jewel, Sugerland , Judd….

PLUS…RENEE ALSO LOVES….

Chanel Paris France (below)

 

 and….Renee Loves

          

Boots for Winter (above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Chanel Boots)

PLUS….RENEE LOVES….

NM 

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will purchase a $3 million dollar condominium in Boston (with a real estate loan from Senator Edward M Kennedy of course).  I will hire Neiman Marcus’ interior design service to decorate my Boston condominium.   Roche Bobois maybe?

RENEE LOVES “1919”

 

                                     

Belated Good-bye to Sir Edmund Hillary from Renee Ashley Baker

Sir Edmund Hillary,  born in 1919,  in Auckland New Zealand was the first to scale Mount Everest in 1953.   So….Good-bye Hillary AND HELLO SARAH….

VIEW  VIDEO:

NO TO MADONNA….

MADONNA IS STILL THE “DOG” THAT I CAN’T STAND  because Cindy (a gray haired ‘criminal’ employed on the 4th floor in the Denver Public Library) keeps trying to “force me” (COERCE ME ) to give my studio to Madonna.  I will NEVER, NEVER let Madonna own my studio.  I will send Madonna to PRISON for a year and a day for racketeering and extortion.  Lourdes is a “dirty Spanish Dog”….P.S. There will be “no studio”.  I’ve decided that there will be NO “Renee Baker Studios”.   I’ve decided not to “operate” Renee Baker Studios.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT take/accept any “jobs” either.  And –NO to Gail/Gale.  (Gail Hurd will “go to prison” and Gail Katz will “go to prison”).

YES TO BOSTON:  I will be moving to Boston Massachusettes.  Senator Edward M Kennedy is paying for my ticket (one way) from Denver to Boston.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am going to GET Boston Real Estate NOT MONEY…..

To: Jim Davis (FBI) and Troy Eid (U.S. Justice Department):

THERE WILL BE NO BOOKS, NO MOVIES PRODUCED AND NO TV SHOWS….

View RBS CINEMA First Film/Video Contest:

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=238772256

special thanks: Chanel boot photo by Bun Bun in Wonderland on Flickr

HISTORY MONDAY: OJT

September 8, 2008

 

  

 FROM GOVERNOR’S MANSION TO THE “WHITE  HOUSE”  ?

         When pitbulls fly…. 

 

                         

(above, former governors Carter, Reagan and Clinton)

above Pitbull ( Er–I mean–Palin )

PLUS…

How does she travel ?

                                                       

Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin said, “No private jets”.  So….when Sarah travels she may travel First Class V.I.P. or she may just “go online” like everybody else….Here are some travel friendly “travel sites” online that you may wish to explore.

1.  CorporateTravelSafety.com

2.  Smythson.com

3.  Megellans.com

4.  Flight001.com 

5.  Patagonia.com   OR….perhaps my travel agent which is:

6.  Fisher’s Travel  in NYC (specializing in luxury/jet set travel)….

PLUS…

Let’s not forget the Pitbull’s (I mean Palin’s) boss….

Presidential Candidate John McCain….

plus….

re BOSTON:   I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO BOSTON MASSACHUSETTES

View My Tripod: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com

 special thanks: “Luggage” by nhanusek on Flickr

Glamorous Wednesday: The Land Of Canaan

September 3, 2008

Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (The Beautiful Mrs B) and her “people” (below)….

 

 Doris Duke

                         

Doris Duke (aka “The Richest Little Girl In The World”) was the only child of tabacco and electric energy tycoon James Buchanan Duke and his second wife, southern aristocrat, Nanaline Holt Inman.  Doris maintained three spectacular homes, they were: “Rough Point” (a 115 room Victorian manor-style mansion in Newport, RI); “Shangri-La” (an estate she built in Honolulu Hawaii);  and “Falcon’s Lair” (the former estate of movie screen legend Rudolph Valentino).

plus….Barbara Hutton

                                     

Barbara Hutton (aka “Poor LIttle Rich Girl”) was the only girl child of Edna Woolworth (daughter of Frank W. Woolworth) and Franklyn Laws Hutton the co-founder of the respected E. F. Hutton & Company.

plus….Brooke Astor

Brooke Astor (nee’ Roberta Brooke Russell) was the only child of John Henry Russell, Jr and his wife Mabel Cecile Hornby Howard.  She was named for her maternal grandmother, Roberta Traill Brooke MacGill Howard and she was known as “Bobby” to close friends and family.

My Mother’s Million Dollar Diamonds….

                                                                         

Cartier (Cost: $1 million dollars) 

                                   

                                           Chanel (Cost: $1 million dollars)

                                    

Harry Winston (Cost: $1 million dollars) 

                               Tiffany & Co (Cost: $1 million dollars)

plus….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Jimmy Choo 33 1/3 carat Diamond Shoe.  Cost: $1 million dollars.  (not pictured above) 

YES TO BOSTON….

NO TO DENVER COLORADO.  Denver Colorado is a poor, broke, C-list, shakedown cowtown that is going to STOP “extorting” Renee Ashley Baker for money….Madonna and Lourdes are both “DOGS”.

special thanks:  Wikipedia

SCROLL DOWN….

HISTORY MONDAY: Renee’s Labor Day !

September 2, 2008

  

 IT’S  OUR  TURN….

                                       

Renee Ashley Baker “is” a registered Republican….

  

 John McCain “is” Renee Ashley Baker’s candidate and Renee likes Cindy McCain because she dresses beautifully.

(Renee’s Aside: “The  ‘flip flops’  all those Democrats were wearing during their convention burned my eyes”). 

                                                                              

Vice Presidential Nominee SARAH PALIN is Renee Ashley Baker’s choice too….

(Renee’s Aside: “So Donna Karan,  how about a line of  “Sarah  Signature Eyeglass Wear?”)

John McCain is my “hero” (and he’s America’s “war” hero).  For more on Renee Ashley Baker’s “war heroes”  scroll down….

VACATIONS FOR VETERANS

                   

Got a Vacation Home?  Why not donate 1-2 weeks a year so a Veteran can have a vacation?  To donate free use of a vacation home to a Vet visit: Vacations For Veterans.Org

plus….

SCHOLARSHIPS FOR VET’S KIDS:

               

F-16 Pilot Dan Rooney (Air National Guard and Pro-Golfer) provides “educational scholarships”.  During his annual Patriot Golf Day his “Folds of Honor Foundation” asks golfers to donate $1 extra in fees.  Last year Dan raised $1 million dollars.  This “Labor Day Weekend” Dan’s goal was $2 million.  Did he make it?   In an eagle’s eye (“Er–I mean–a birdies eye”)  he did….

plus….

CELL PHONES FOR SOLDIERS:

 Can You Hear Me Now?   To donate a cell phone to a soldier at war visit the website “Cell Phones For Soldiers” at cellphonesforsoldiers.com

plus….

A MUSEUM FOR SOLDIERS (IN ISRAEL):

                     

Renee’s IAF ?   “May The Force Be With You”

plus….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “SHOE OF MANY COLORS”…. 

                        

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Jimmy Choo mule

PLUS

NO BOOK:   Also….Still NO to Warner Bros, No to Universal, No to Grammercy, No to MCA/Farm, No to rappers, No to rap music, No to the music industry.  No to California.  No to Gail Katz and No to Gale Hurd.  NO TO MADONNA (MADONNA AND LOURDES ARE BOTH DOGS).

 TO FBI AND TO DEA:

SOME CRIMINALS AT LARGE ?  www.dropshots.com/fedphotos