Archive for July, 2008

Friday: Tres Salade Huh? (Je Parle Francaise)

July 31, 2008

                           WATERGATE   SALAD


1 can (20 oz) crushed Pineapple

1 box (3 3/4 oz) instant Pistachio pudding & pie mix

1 container (9 oz) whipped topping (Ready Whip)

1 cup small marshmallows

1/2 cup chopped NUTS

1.  Drain pineapple and save some juice.

2.  Put pudding mix in large bowl –add about 4 Tbsp pineapple juice.

3.   Mix Well.

4.   Add whipped topping, pineapple, marshmallows, and nuts.

5.   Mix Well  (until mixture is fluffy).


WHY?????  Why does this c-list cowtown named Denver keep  BEGGING  to  “be with” Renee Ashley Baker?


View BUICK 1 (click link below):

 “On To Hyannisport”


Champagne Wednesday:On To Hyannisport

July 29, 2008




Above, “The Magic Rose 3” by Renee Ashley Baker….and…Still No to Gail/Gale, No to Warner Bros, No to CBS, No to NBC, No to Universal, No to Grammercy, No to MCA/Farm, No to Rappers, No to rap music and No to Madonna.



                                Above, “Champagne” by Renee Ashley Baker



HEAR AURORA — On Audio Recording (click link below)

Friday Travel: “That Mikimoto Sea”

July 25, 2008


          “Come On Let Me Take You On A Sea Cruise”….

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite cruise is of course the new Queen Victoria (which replaced the mothership–the old QE2).  It– the new “Queen Victoria” –is truly a “Mikimoto Sea Cruise”…..  Below –are some more great cruises that you may wish to “explore”….

The Love Boat Cruise

2.  The Wedding Boat Cruise

3.  The Rock The Boat Cruise

4.  The Opera Boat Cruise

5.  The Golf Boat Cruise

6.  The Gay Boat Cruise

7.  The Religious Boat Cruise

8.  The Greek Boat Cruise

(Renee’s Aside:  “I’m inviting Val Kilmer.  You invite who you choose”).

Disclaimer:  Renee Ashley Baker advises all cruise takers to take responsibility for their own personal safety.  (That is–DON’T trust anybody, and don’t flash wads of cash!  Better to be safe than sorry) 



WANT MORE GREEKS?  (scroll down)


Glamorous Wednesday: The Princess

July 22, 2008

Princess Lee

Princess Lee Radziwill

Mrs Kennedy Goes Abroad 1

Mrs Kennedy Goes Abroad 2

Mrs. Kennedy Goes Abroad by Jacqueline Duheme

FIRST LADY Jacqueline Kennedy traveled to Europe with Lee Radziwill (“the Sister who accompanied Jacqueline Kennedy to Paris”). Their adventures were light heartedly painted by French artist Jackqueline Duheme. That delightful “record” is a book titled: “Mrs. Kennedy Goes Abroad”.

Mrs Kennedy Goes Abroad 1

Mrs Kennedy Goes Abroad 3


a “sleeping princess”…..

(above, Jackie Kennedy Onassis the Sister to Princess Lee Radziwill)   


July 20, 2008




above and below The Ritz Hotel in Boston….




above Renee Ashley Baker’s red Globetrotter



above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Chanel tote…. 


re:  Party Poopers? (er–I mean, religious proprietors)

        Did you know that “The Shakers”  (a Protestant religious denomination officially called “The United Society of Believers in Christ’s Second Appearing) originated in Manchester England in 1747 in the home of Jane and James Wardley?

      The “Shakers” developed from the religious group called “The Quakers”.   The name “Shakers” , originally pejorative, was derived from the term “Shaking Quakers” and was applied as a mocking description of their rituals of trembling, shouting, dancing, shaking, singing and “glossolalia” (speaking in a strange and unknown language). 

      Lead by a  “Shaker”   named “Ann Lee” (daughter of  a “blacksmith”) the “Shakers”  first arrived in New York City on August 6, 1774 and they  (“The Shakers”)  eventually settled –in 1776– in Niskayuna, New York.  So there!

 FOR  MORE TRAVELING MUSIC (scroll down below)

Glamorous Wednesday’s Friday Favorites (music)

July 16, 2008

                              THIS SUMMER….






DISNEY AND RENEE:  Disney will distribute Renee Ashley Baker’s first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $53.5 million dollars.  Renee Ashley Baker will make a “profit” of $104.3 million dollars….

Renee Ashley Baker resides in Washington DC….

NO TO DENVER COLORADO: The “poor, broke, dirty, C-list, shakedown, cowtown” named Denver is NOT going to “break into my house and steal papers” and Denver is NOT going to “build my Chinese libraries” and Denver is NOT going to get (EXTORT) any of my  $53.5 million dollars (and certainly won’t get any of my $104.5 million dollars.  Okay?  Now leave me alone Cowtown !

History Monday: Motorola (Win,Place,Show)

July 14, 2008

Renee Ashley Baker’s “National Anthem”

Renee Ashley Baker’s  “National Anthem 2”


Plus….Renee Ashley Baker’s  Motorola  

Dear Motorola Corporation:

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to sign a contract with the Motorola Corporation for a motion picture “product placement” for the above “diamond and gold” Motorola phone. (I would also like to use–place– the “Motorola Q Phone”  in my “upcoming” motion picture as well)

Plus….”goin Green”

Above, RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER (with  $104.3 million)

Renee Ashley Baker (aka “The Mermaid”) swims to Hyannisport to “meet with” U.S. Senator Edward M. Kennedy.  (Disney Corporation will distribute Renee Ashley Baker’s first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $53.5 million dollars.  Renee Ashley Baker will make a profit of $104.3 million dollars….No to Warner Bros, No to Grammercy, No to Universal, No to MCA/Farm, No to Madonna, No to “Rappers” , NO to Gail/Gale and No to “The Jacksons”).

View: Renee’s “Motorola Flickr” Or…. Read More Below


Glamorous Wednesday 2/Future:MCCAIN!

July 9, 2008



Dear Senator McCain:

I, Renee Ashley Baker, cannot support “inadequate black” Barack Obama.   Obama should go to a country that he can be “proud of”….  

 (Renee Ashley Baker’s aside,”WHO IS BARACK OBAMA ?”…. )

Anyway–when you (John McCain) are elected “President of the United States”  I want to attend your “inaugural ball” (in January) so that I can wear my million dollar Jimmy Choo diamond sandals…. Signed, Renee Ashley Baker

Cindy McCain (Future First Lady….)


Glamorous Wednesday: Millionaires !

July 9, 2008


above an “i Stock Photo” of a “Business Woman”

                   THE  MILLIONAIRE  MOMMY

Thomas J Stanley’s book, “The Millionaire Mommy Next Door” has been called a fascinating study and analysis of the nature and lifestyles of wealthy American business women.  Did you know that a common characteristic of these successful business women is “frugality” ?    For instance–the most typical “millionaire woman” spends “median” (for the following):  A Home/Condo ($299,998), A Motor Vehicle ($38,315), A Suit Of Clothing ($400), A Pair Of Shoes ($139), A Wristwatch ($425), and A Vacation ($7,526)….More?

 According to “Market Watch” 8.9% of Americans are millionaires.  That translates to roughly 2.6 million Americans.  According to “The Affluent Market Research Program”  the counties in the United States which host the most millionaires are:  Los Angeles (262,000 millionaire households), Cook County Illinois, followed by Orange County California (aka “The OC” aka  home of “The Hills”).  And…Did you know that 40% of all U.S. Senators are “certified” millionaires?

More On Women Entrepreneurs….

Did you know that—female run companies employ 12 million people and generate “2 trillion” dollars per year?  And…Can you name any “women entrepreneurs” of note?  Try Debbie Meyer, Carol Gardner and Jen Groover.  (Can you name which companies they run ?)

             View Renee Ashley Baker’s purchases (below): 


 above, Renee Ashley Baker’s DC Mansion (Cost: $5.2 million)

above, House in the South of France.  Renee Ashley Baker may purchase this home (which is selling for $2.0 million dollars)


above, Renee Ashley Baker’s white on white Rolls Royce Corniche (cost: $500,000).

Renee Ashley Baker and her “talent agent” will be signing her $53.5 million dollar Disney motion picture distribution contract in a lawyer’s office then Renee Ashley Baker will send her “Screenplay Scenario” to Robert Iger (Chairman of Disney).  Now View Renee’s MySpace Cinema and Renee’s Wardrobe Closet….

View Renee Ashley Baker’s MySpace Cinema (click link below)

View Renee Ashley Baker’s Closet (click link below):

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“The Model” plus “The Hat” (History Monday: For “Moore”)

July 5, 2008

HEAR: “The Model’s Theme” (click link below)

THE MODEL\’S THEME by Renee Ashley Baker               

Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2010 by Renee Ashley Baker


A gathering of ‘the fashionable’, in the ‘sud de France’, at a haute couture fashion showing of Jean Paul Gaultier. Everyone who is anyone is there–jet set, aristocrats, diplomats, royalty. Champagne flows throughout the blue & white tent. Abruptly the lights flicker then dim–the SHOW BEGINS. One after the other, 6ft tall models march down the runway. Count them– 50? 70? 100? Then last –always last–comes the SHOW STOPPER–the show closing ‘bridal gown’ IN BLACK! Only this model (5’6″ tall) reaches back and pulls over her head a high tech GAS MASK (made of 48 carat gold). She puts the gas mask over her nose then she reaches back over her head and this time pulls out a GR-NADE! In one ANIMATED STROKE she throws the grenade into the audience– and– as it EXPLODES it sends a ‘CHEMICAL CLOUD’ waifting through the air. Our ‘Model’ then gazes around the room at the patrons–she KNOWS– they are NOT dead but are MERELY ASLEEP as she has great and important USE for them later. WE REALIZE that our model–who stepped onto the stage wearing all Black is now wearing all WHITE!….Her MISSION ACCOMPLISHED she assuredly and arrogantly continues her walk–ALONE– down the runway. She steps, steps, steps out of the tent and into a tube that is clear–that is transparent. CAMERA PULLS BACK WE SEE our villainess as she does her ‘fierce’ model stomp through this ‘SEE THROUGH’ tunnel. The tunnel leads where? Where else but across the WIDE AZURE BLUE SEA! As we watch this ‘walk on water’ (this ‘model stomp on water’) WE HEAR: “Model’s Theme” (click link at top of page)….


                     THE HAT By Renee Ashley Baker


As the SCENE OPENS WE SEE a  Teacher sitting at her desk at the front of the class. Her hair is red and her eyes are emerald green.  WE SEE it is “after school”.  Class is over and all chairs in the classroom are empty “SAVE” one.   In this one chair –that is spotlighted by a “ray” of sunlight beaming through a shadeless window– a young girl, age 7 or so, sits wearing a crisp white blouse, a red shetland wool sweater, and a green tartain skirt.  From a distance WE CAN SEE the young girl–the PUPIL–move her hand.  She is making marks in a notebook.  She is making lines, curves, and shadows.  WE CUT BACK TO A MEDIUM CLOSE UP OF THE TEACHER.  She too has a notebook.  On the cover of  her  “white notebook” WE SEE the words “LESSON PLAN”.   As the TEACHER opens the notebook she picks up a pencil and begins making marks.  She makes lines, curves and shadows. AS WE CUT BACK AND FORTH WE SEE that the TEACHER’S lines, curves, and shadows are the “exact same” as her young pupil’s lines, curves and shadows.  They–the Teacher and the Pupil– continue their “mental connection” until both put down their pencils–in unison.   WHAT WE SEE  is “A MAN’S HAT” on both the Pupil’s  and the Teacher’s papers.  Grandly, the young girl–The Pupil–stands, and with notebook firmly in the crease of her elbow she approaches the TEACHER’S DESK.   But–instead of handing in “her”  drawing of “The Hat” she instead switches the papers and pulls a second  paper from her notebook, one with writing from top to bottom, one that she had “completed in full” by herself,  the night before.  Handing the paper across the desk, the Teacher takes the paper, smiling proudly.  The Teacher then stands and walks to a nearby wall.  On the wall WE SEE a cork board covered in “white paper” containing the words “STUDENT OF THE WEEK” in big cut out letters.   The Teacher takes  two “thumb tacks”  and affixes both to her “prize pupil’s work”.   The Teacher returns to her desk, opens a drawer and takes out 5 gold____. More letters?  Moore letters?  5 gold what?   When the TEACHER walks back to the cork board WE FINALLY SEE they are “5 gold STARS”.   The Teacher tacks each star in a row underneath the “prize pupils writing”.  The Teacher stands back in admiration, smiling.  The Teacher then looks back at her “prize pupil” but the “Prize Pupil” is looking elsewhere.  The Prize Pupil’s eyes are fixed on the doorway.  Then, as if signaled via “osmosis” the Teacher walks, translike,  out of the classroom.   She TURNS RIGHT and walks a short distance to a door that contains a sign reading “EXIT”.   The Teacher then opens the door and a MAN  enters.  The man is wearing “THE HAT”.   As–the MAN , also translike, walks–IN SLOW MOTION–down the hall,  WE SEE the young girl–The Pupil–as she stands in the classroom doorway.  Her head looks left.  As THE MAN walks slowly The Pupil continues to look left –expecting–expecting–when “HE” APPEARS.  Rounding the corner , walking, walking also in slow motion is LEE  HARVEY  OSWALD.  HE is in handcuffs, and he is being guarded by two men walking on each side of him.  OVER ALL THE ABOVE WE HEAR THE SONG:  “A View To A Kill”.

VIDEO BELOW:  “A View To A Kill”       


I, Renee Ashley Baker, wrote the above story “The Hat” on July 4, 2008, for U. S. Senator Edward M Kennedy.   “The Hat” by Renee Ashley Baker.  Copyright 2008 by Renee Ashley Baker.  ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. 

I, Renee Ashley Baker, was born in St. Louis Missouri.  I, at this time, invite both Roger Moore and Simon Libon and the other members of “Duran . . . .