Archive for September, 2007


September 17, 2007


 Definition: St. Elmo’s Fire

St. Elmo’s Fire is an ‘electrical weather phenomenon’ known as ‘The Flames’.  These ‘flames’ are named after Saint Erasmus of Formiae who is the ‘Patron Saint of Sailors’.  The ‘flames’ mean different things to different sailors.  To Russian sailors ‘the flames’ are Saint Nicholas.  ‘The flames’ are depicted in literature.  In ‘Ludovico Ariosto’s’  14th century poem ‘Orlando furioso’  the flames are described as bringing ‘hope of calmer airs’…and…in “Moby Dick” as you’ll recall it is ‘Starbuck’ who sees ‘the flames’ and cries, “Look! Aloft!”.  In Shakespeare’s “The Tempest”  ‘the flames’ appear as ‘evidence’ of the tempest afflicted by ‘Ariel’…and…in the comic book “Tin Tin in Tibet by Herge” it is Captain Haddock’s ‘ice axe’ that is ‘hit’ by St. Elmo’s flames….(scroll down) 


FUTURE (FRIDAY):by Thomas Alva Edison

September 13, 2007

Remix:  View Thomas Alva Edison’s “The Kiss” (set to music by Renee Ashley Baker)…..


September 11, 2007

Paris red                                    Paris Hilton pinkParis Hilton

When all else fails….use ‘Paris’  (View “Movie Tuesday” below…)

Ooops! Movie Tuesday: Hit play…You’ll Get The Idea….

September 11, 2007

General David PetraeusWeird Al Yankovic

His-Story Monday: Cavemen Prefer Blondes Too

September 10, 2007

Cavemen on ABC

Caveman (telling ‘Blonde’ joke):

There were these two blondes walking down a road, one has a large sports bag.

The 1st blonde says: “What have you got in that bag?”

The 2nd blonde says: “Chickens”

The 1st blonde says: “If I guess how many chickens you’ve got in that bag, can I have one of them?”

The 2nd blonde says: “If you can guess how many chickens I’ve got in this bag, you can have both of them”

The 1st blonde says: “Well, I think you’ve got three”.

Disney: Disney will release, in movie theatres worldwide, Renee Baker Studios’  first motion picture in a $73.5 million dollar ‘output deal’ .  To view (click link below):

special thanks: Disney/ABC


September 5, 2007

 Anna & DanielAnna & Daniel

To: Dannielynn Hope Smith Birkhead

From: Renee Ashley Baker

Dear Dannielynn:

I have written a song for you Little Dannielynn Hope Smith Birkhead.  I am granting you ‘cover rights’ to the song when you reach the ages of 13-15 (in case you want to become a singer and ‘work in showbusiness’).  If–If–I decide to ‘allow’ the song to be recorded/covered before you (Dannielynn Hope Smith Birkhead) reaches the ages of 13-15  I will have the song recorded/covered by Disney’s ‘Aly & A.J.’.  Of course, I will publish the song through my own publishing company which I will set up and call ‘RAB/Blonde Skin Music Publishing’ (to be located in Washington DC).   I, Renee Ashley Baker, will ‘retain and control’ all recording/cover rights to the song and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will ‘retain and control’ all publishing rights to the song.  (Note: I will NOT ACCEPT $2 million dollars for any songs that I,  Renee Ashley Baker, have written.   Songs that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have written are NOT FOR SALE.  Therefore “no” to Madonna and “no” to Madonn’s company (because–I can’t stand Madonna).   And “no” to Whitney Houston (because I can’t stand Whitney Houston.)

To view my ‘Dannielynn Hope page’ (click link below):

special thanks: Hollywood Kids on Flickr (plus  “Dannielynn’s Song by Renee Ashley Baker. Copyright 2001 by Renee Ashley Baker.  All Rights Reserved)


September 5, 2007

Gary Cooper in High NoonVal Kilmer as Doc Holiday                                Russell Crowe

What measure of man?

Russell Crowe stars as the ‘tested’ Ben Wade in a remake of the classic western “3:10 to Yuma” (which–originally starred Glen Ford and Van Heflin).  “3:10 to Yuma” opens in theatres across the U.S. on Friday.

You can view Kilmer and Cooper in action on RBS Cinema’s “favorite videos” (click double link below).

special thanks: (I will “not” be casting Russell Crowe in a football movie because Renee Baker Studios will not be producing nor releasing a “football movie”).


September 5, 2007

Keira Knightley 1Keira Knightley      Karl Lagerfeld

Starring In:  “K” is for “Knightley”….

View my new cinema website (click link below)

special thanks: Karl Lagerfeld/Chanel and special thanks:


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September 4, 2007

Richard Gere and Shilpa Shetty

Starring: Gere & Shetty

Kiss: To buss, mush, muzzle, osculate, peck, smooch, smack…View the first ever moving picture of   “a kiss”. .. View ‘The Kiss by Thomas Alva Edison’…(By the way  “The Kiss”  by Thomas Alva Edison was the most popular  ‘Edison Vitascope’  film in 1896.  Click  double link below).

special thanks: and also special thanks to: Thomas Alva Edison, Inc, New York world, producer of “The Kiss”.


September 3, 2007

Princess Diana

New Website….

View  “The Princess at RBS Cinema” (click link below)