Renee’s Favorite Bars, Favorite Recipes, and Favorite Business Proposals….(Hi NETFLIX Remember Me !)

Hi Netflix (aka Mr. W. Reed Hastings, Jr)

How about being number “2″ (meaning second only to Mark Zuckerberg–the MZ Zone–and second only because I asked him first–sort of).

I believe, in the past, I spoke of your company (Netflix) possibly purchasing a show from me–like you did from Kevin Spacey….

There is now–a possibility–that I’ll be available for a “reality show” if–IF–Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t buy my “reality show” for Facebook.

My “fee” To Netflix: $15 Million Dollars ($5 Million per year–for 3 years–plus “production costs”).
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker (aka Renee AB 9)

Say Ed:
Would you be available to “direct” some episodes of my “reality show” for Netflix ?

NOW…

I, Renee Ashley Baker,
Am Going To Say This,
FOR THE LAST TIME …

FIRST: My Lawsuit. An “out of court settlement” for $2 Million Dollars OR I will be testifying before a Federal Grand Jury which– will hear “tape recorded evidence”. (I will not work and I CANNOT work until this “matter” is settled).

SECOND: Reality Show Proposal
To: Mr. Mark Zuckerberg (Facebook)
For: “Erma French Perfume and Design Show” (The Champagne Flows !)
Taped On Location: In France
Fee: Renee Ashley Baker gets 500,000 shares of “Facebook Stock” (in lieu of pay)
Number of Shows: 12 per year (for 3 years)

THIRD : Reality Show Proposal
To: Mr. W. Reed Hastings (Netflix)
For: “Erma French Perfume and Design Show” (The Champagne Flows !)
Taped On Location: In France
Fee: Renee Ashley Baker gets $5 Million per year PLUS “production costs”.
Number of Shows: 12 per year–for 3 years (but no rights granted to Network TV; meaning–no ABC, no CBS, no NBC).

OR,
OR,
OR….

FOURTH: 20th Century Fox and Harper Collins
To: Sir Rupert Murdoch (Chairman and CEO of News Corp)
For: Personal Services Contract
Fee: Renee Ashley Baker gets $25 Million Dollars per year
Number of years: 10 years (Renee Ashley Baker will reside in France)

Renee’s “GOLD” (Jimmy Choo )

(Do they sell this one at Neiman Marcus in Washington DC ? Probably So….)

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Note: No Angelina Jolie will not be buying–nor starring in– any book written by Renee Ashley Baker (Angelina Jolie will NOT be portraying “The Inspector”…okay) ….Angelina Jolie will not be buying any other book written by Renee Ashley Baker, okay? …Plus “NO” to Clint Eastwood and NO to Warner Bros too.
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NOW DO YOU KNOW—THE NAME OF—-

Renee’s Favorite European Royal Family Residing In France ?

HINT: Their Formal Dining Room is pictured above

Still Can’t Guess ? (It’s “The Royal Rothschilds”…you silly gooses)

SO….

WHO’S A SPUD ?

CAN YOU TOP ONE ?…..

In 1995 the Potato became the first vegetable to be grown in space (NASA potato heads?).

LOVE THE BAKED POTATO….

Top With Beluga Caviar as shown above or Top with Smoked Salmon

Salmon Topping (for a baked potato)
MIX:
1. Cream Cheese (Flavored with Chives)
2. Strips of Smoked Salmon
3. Chopped Fresh Chives

and…..what are…

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Bars To Have A Drink…..

Beacon Bar and Grill in Washington DC (Chef Steve Hunter)

Le Grand Louvre Restaurant in Paris France inside the Louvre Museum(Chef Pierre Marco White)

Mahiki in London (Chef Richard Corrigan)

“This is HRH Prince Harry’s new favorite bar”

I VOTED ! (For President #Obama)….Presidential Election 2012; Plus Hello DC and NYC…. (Plus my plan for “disaster relief”)

(click on photo of Ethel below to view UPDATE)

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YES, YES, YES…I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, JUST VOTED AND I VOTED FOR PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA….

(“Sorry NitWit Romney”…..)

AND….

I LOVE….AND….I LOVE….AND….

“I Love New York” says, Renee Ashley Baker

PARK AVENUE PARTY by SLIM AARONS….

and what about WASHINGTON DC ?

Yes, I Renee Ashley Baker, plan to be the “Hostess With The Mostess” in Washington DC. I, Renee Ashley Baker will give FABULOUS “cocktail parties, in my Washington DC apartment….

Buy at Tiffany & Co “The Cornelia Lunch Box”.

(Hopefully, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be designing a crocodile handbag “The Irmigard” for Tiffany & Co which will sell for $3,000-$9,000….)

and

and

and

what about “THE MZ ZONE” ?

IDEA 2 FOR MARK ZUCKERBERG (aka the “MZ Zone”)

Those of you who read my “Facebook Page” know that I, Renee Ashley Baker, posted an “idea” for Mark Zuckerberg (in hopes of getting 500,000 shares of “FB stock”). Now, I have another “idea” for Mr. Mark Zuckerberg (IDEA #2) wherby I, Renee Ashley Baker, would give Mark Zuckerberg “Facebook rights” to my “Newspaper Syndicated Podcast”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, would give Mark Zuckerberg these rights for the 500,000 shares of “Facebook Stock”…..(Mr. Zuckerberg has added many apps and entertainments to Facebook aka “Angry Birds” and “Zynga” and “Instagram”…. Perhaps– my “Syndicated Podcast” would be “entertaining enough” to get Facebook users OFF OF THEIR MOBILES and back to their Facebook’s pages where they can view my “entertaining” OMG-type “podcast”…..)

AND…..AND….AND…..

ABOUT…..

HURRICANE SANDY….BEFORE, DURING, AND AFTER….

IDEA 3 (for Disaster Preparedness)

Renee Ashley Baker’s idea for “Disaster Preparedness”?

How about having a “list” of “Disaster Helpers” who will “swing into action” in a catastrophe such as Hurricane Sandy? Meaning helicopter companies and pilots, airplane charter companies and pilots, and manufacturing companies (blankets, apparel, and other needed items–especially FOOD). Volunteers in States (other than the “catastrophe state”) would begin dialing the above “manufacturing” companies and arranging for “delivery” of “needed items”. This–all “Volunteer Disaster Bank” would work “outside of” but possibly “in tandem with” FEMA…..Of course, the “helicopter, airplane charter and manufacturing companies” would be able to “write these donations off their income taxes”….

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AND…I HAVE TO KEEP SAYING IT BUT…..

MY ANSWER IS “STILL NO” TO DENVER’S D-LIST COWTOWN FILM INDUSTRY…..AND “NO” TO MELANIE, NO TO COLUMBIA, NO TO GEFFEN, NO TO JULIA ROBERTS, NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE AND STILL NO TO MADONNA. NO TO BOOKS, NO TO UNIVERSAL , NO TO WARNER BROS …..NO TO ALL OTHERS I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO….

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO WASHINGTON DC FOR A YEAR…..THEN, ON TO FRANCE (TO HOPEFULLY, WORK FOR THE WERTHEIMERS AND “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN”….)

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NOW SCROLL DOWN FOR “DISASTER PREPAREDNESS PRODUCTS” (AND FOR MY #MUSIC VIDEO, #VIDEO CONTEST….)

VIDEOS by Renee Ashley Baker….

SHOUT OUT TO BILL GATES :

Hi Bill (and Melinda). I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation to give (donate) $5 Million Dollars to THE ERMA FOUNDATION. The Erma Foundation will be headquartered in Paris France (with an office in New York City). I, Renee Ashley Baker, will reside in France and will run the “Erma French Perfume and Design” company (hopefully 70% owned by the owners of Chanel Corporation….) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will become a “citizen of France”….

(SCROLL DOWN TO VIEW VIDEOS BELOW….)

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VIDEO 1: “Wildlife in HD (The Remix)” click on horse below…

VIDEO 2: “Kalimba REMIX” (click on photo below to view)

VIDEO 3: “Infrared” starring Renee Ashley Baker (click on photo below to view)

*Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to Paris France…” (to work for the owners of Chanel Corp ?)

Still “No” to Universal, “NO” to Warner Bros, “NO” to television, and STILL “NO” to California, NO to Florida, NO to Charlize Theron, NO to Meryl Streep, “NO” to Madonna, NO to ABC, and NO to all others that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to….and NO BOOKS….and NO TO THE “MUSIC INDUSTRY”….and NO to Oprah Winfrey…..

To Venture Capitalists, Crowdsource Funders, Angels….and to Oprah)

                   

SHOUT   OUT   TO

 Angels, Crowd Source Funders, Venture Capitalists and to  Oprah:

 

    1.   If–Oprah were to “give me a job” as a “programming v.p.”  I’d require:

 (a) A Profit Share : 10% ownership of whatever show I create for Oprah and OWN (see four in post below);

 (b) A Salary ;

 (c) A Signing Bonus of   $1,000,000;

 2.  (otherwise I work in Paris France for Chanel Corp and Erma French Perfume and Design….

or

3.   write a “novel trilogy” ….)

NOW….

all  VC, Crowdsource Funders and Angels scroll down and read about CAPOTE’S HAT….

 

Potpourri: Labor Day, Hurricane Preparedness, Cosmopolitan Ice, A National Lottery (Plus TLC and Spike TV)

 

 

Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to France” to work in the Fashion and Beauty Industry (with Tiffany & Co and Chanel Corp) .

 

 

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No to Russell Crowe, No to Steven Spielberg,

 NO to all those I’ve previously said “NO” to.

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HAPPY  BIRTHDAY  TO  ME !

TO  TLC  AND  SPIKE  TV:

CABLE TV RIGHTS TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S CHRISTMAS/NEW YEARS/BIRTHDAY  “TV  SHOW”.

Asking Price:  $1.5  MILLION   (minimum)….

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READY PREPAREDNESS

Recent tragic events like storms (Irene), hurricanes (Joplin) and the big one (Katrina) strike hard.   PREPARE NOW!

http://www.herringtoncatalog.com/w453.html

 

 http://www.readybox.com/

 

http://www.redcrossstore.org/

 

kelty emergency lamp….

http://www.kelty.com/p-391-lumapivot.aspx

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P L U S

LABOR DAY PREPAREDNESS (GIANT ICE CUBES !)

The Tovolo King Cube Tray creates half a dozen drink-enhancing ice cubes….

http://www.cheftools.com/Tovolo-King-Cube-Silicone-Ice-Cube-Tray-Pink/productinfo/06-2375-03/

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A N D

RELAXATION PREPAREDNESS

HAMMOCKS!

Hatteras Hammocks: http://www.myhammock.com/products.asp?cat=42&utm_source=msn&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=myhammock.com&utm_content=Hatteras%20Hammocks&utm_term=hatteras%20hammock

Pawley Island Hammocks: http://www.myhammock.com/products.asp?cat=42&utm_source=msn&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=myhammock.com&utm_content=Hatteras%20Hammocks&utm_term=hatteras%20hammock

Hammock-To-Go:http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/hammock-to-go-portable-hammock

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FINALLY

Sipping  Preparedness….

The Cherry Martini (Backyard Cocktail Party)

Cherry Martini Recipe: http://www.recipe.com/cherry-martini/

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WHAT TO THINK ABOUT ON LABOR DAY….

THE NATIONAL DEBT

Renee Ashley Baker’s Idea To Reduce The National Debt

 (at $500 million dollars a month)….

A National Lottery….

To GIVE AWAY  $1 million dollars per week.

25 million people would buy “lottery tickets” at $1 per ticket.

This–is how it would work. 

The U.S. Government would run this “National Lottery” on a website.  There would be a purchasing  limit of $5 per week (for five lottery numbers).  The purchaser (Player) would log on to the National Lottery website AND input name, address, and social security number.  Then pay–$5–via debit card or credit card.  Wait seven days for the “weekly drawing” (held in Washington DC where a “National Lottery official” would pull numbered balls out of a “drum”.)   Of course many more than 25,000,000 people would watch the “weekly drawing” to see who will be come that week’s millionaire.  A Millionaire A Week!

Players MUST HAVE a “valid” social security number  AND a “valid” State issued I.D. in order to “collect” his or her  winnings….

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and

RENEE’S  BIG  WIN ?

A MAN  — A HUSBAND  (via Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service)

HE MUST BE: Caucasian/Jewish and 50-70 Years Of Age…..

Renee has planned a wedding reception for 400 guests on a yacht (The Christina O!)  in the French Riviera….

Au Revoir

signed

Renee Ashley Baker

They’re Back! The Judds, Jackie Evancho, Susan Boyle, Debby Boone, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge…..and Moore

No to Dreamworks (Dreamworks will not publish “Irma’s House of Numbers”), No to HBO (No  to an  HBO movie), No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Universal, No  to Robert Redford, No to Charlize Theron, No to all others I’ve previously said “NO” to  (for reasons I’ve previously stated) and  No to California (Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to France….)

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SHOUT OUT TO AMAZON:  I have been told by Kindle Customer Service that I will be paid “royalties” every 60 days….tHAnk  YOu

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plus

HOW TO DRESS LIKE A MILLION (HER)

                    (the shoe)

 

HOW TO DRESS  LIKE A MILLION (HIM)

             (the shirt)

 

 Dress shirts  Roger Charles by Kevin Stewart

 

 

 

            Dress shirts by Charvet of Paris

AND

HOW  TO  PLAY  THE  BEAUTIFUL  UPPER  CLASS  ”EVERY  WOMAN WHO  HAS  A  MILLION ? “

                       (be Ashley Judd; of course)

                                                 

 

 A N D

 

SHOUT  OUT  TO  COLIN  TEBBUTT

(Colin Tebbutt is the former Personal Protection Officer for HRH Princess Diana) 

 

 

SHOUT OUT TO  COLIN  TRIMMING

 (Colin Trimming is the former Personal Protection Officer for HRH Prince Charles)

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SHOUT OUT TO THE  DUKE AND DUCHESS  OF  CAMBRIDGE:

      The Erma Foundation (NA) would like the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge to attend  (as guests of honor)  the first annual “Erma Foundation Gold Mask Ball”  to be held in Paris France….

     Each year–I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will select a different “corporate sponsor” to sponsor the “Gold Mask Ball”.   In exchange for sponsorship,  the “corporation” will receive  promotional recognition, logo display, and “goody bag” disbursement rights….

         (Maybe  included  in the “goody bag” will be  a piece of jewelry that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will design for a new “fine jewelry” collection that I have named   “Ashley  Lane”)….

       I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will soon be in Europe (in France and in England) to get the Duke and Duchess’  RSVP….

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HANNA, Jackie Kennedy, plus Press Release (“12 Documents”)

 

                                       “12   Documents”

 

 TO BUY NOW:

VISIT ORDER SITE:   http://ErmaRenayAshley.tripod.com

                      (Lee Harvey Oswald at the Bronx Zoo)

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 VIEW  GOLDEN EYE  BELOW….         

 

                              “are  children  bad  people  too ?”

                                    H  +  ANNA   =  HANNA  

                      Starring  The  Great  Cate   (Blanchett)

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Still “NO” to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Charlize Theron, No to Madonna, No to Katy Perry, No to Tyra Banks, No to Whitney Houston, No to Halle Berry, No to Al Pacino, No to Ryan O’Neil, No to Melanie Griffith, No to Universal, No to NBC, No to CBS, No to ABC,  No to Geffen, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Gale Hurd, No to Gail Katz.   No to ALL others that Renee Ashley Baker has previously said NO to and  

                                         NO  TO  CALIFORNIA

 Yes to Tiffany & Co (Renee will design a Crocodile Handbag for Tiffany & Co and for Princess Kate Middleton?) and….Yes To Chanel Corporation (“Renee Perfume”  a 30/70 profit split with Chanel?)

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Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to France (buying a house with a swimming pool in the back yard).   Rothschild Bank will “make the mortgage”.   (Renee Ashley Baker will work in the “fashion and beauty industry”).  

Plus….Wedding Bells

Renee Ashley Baker will be getting married in 2011 (with the help of matchmaker Janis Spindel)

      HE must be 50-70 years of age and Caucasian/Jewish….

               For more about Renee Ashley Baker scroll down

                         NO  TO  ULTA   (Yes to PERFUMANIA)

     I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in the perfume business with Chanel Corporation but WITHOUT  ULTA….

SHOUT  OUT  TO MY FRIENDS IN PARIS FRANCE….

        (Renee Ashley Baker will become a French citizen)

plus  La Bouvier . . . .

Question:  Who designed the wedding dress worn by Jackie  Bouvier Kennedy  in 1953?

Answer:  Black fashion designer Ann Lowe (pictured below)

 

                                              BUY   NOW

                                          “12 Documents”

                                    (500 Orders Needed)

                     To read Press Release (click link below)

 http://ErmaRenayAshley.Tripod.com

           plus  plus  plus  plus  plus  plus  plus  plus  plus 

            GOLDENEYE  http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

New Year: Fashion In Winter, New Products, Potpourri, and Renee’s Statement (again!)

 

 





www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com





 

 

 

 

 

VIEW  VIDEO:  

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9K0ZvBtsUg

 

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re:  NO.

NO  to ALL THOSE I,Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to. . . .(However, I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to appear on–act on– the  TV Show “Nikita”. . . .) 

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CAN’T  FIGURE  ?

TRY:               RENEE    SAVE    U.K.

 (without the second “S”)

 

ANAGRAM QUIZ:  The above phrase –the above three words –spell out an anagram . . . . Can  you  figure  out  what  it  is ?

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P L U S

 

 

      re:  GUEST OF A GUEST ?

       I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be hiring a writer–a BLOGGER–to be the “guest blogger” for “About Renee Ashley Baker ” for the next 12 months.   Renee Ashley Baker’s “guest blogger” will be female, caucasian, and  JEWISH. . . .

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PLUS. . . .

 

 Momma  &  Baby  Puffer

 

  J Crew Baby Puffer Jacket

        

 

          I, Renee Ashley Baker, want Michael Kors to save me a puffer vest that I can wear  all around  New York . . . .Thank you Michael !  

plus 

more winter wear

Hermes Suede Gloves at Bluefly.com  (cost: $550.00)

   Coach  Fur Gloves  trimmed in mink (cost: $398)

 

 Waterproof Boots For Women ?

 

 

 

 

      

    Joan of Artic  by Sorel

    A waterproof full grain leather and suede winter boot with faux fur trim

 Elle McPherson wearing the  Sorel’s Joan of Artic

and

Renee’s Favorite Winter Slather On . . . .

  and

MORE   WINTER   POTPOURRI

  For The Family’s Safety During Winter

 

(Walkway Snow Melting Mat by Heat Trak) 

 FOR  The Family’s Space Heating During Winter

 

Conserving Energy or Conserving Costs the Eden Pure Heater is the way to go …. 

and

 for. . . .

RECREATION  IN  WINTER:

So you  Want To Learn To Ski?

Try the Killington Ski School in Killington Vermont. . . .

This ski resort has an “escalator” for those who can’t ride the ski lift up the mountain!. . . .

Safety Beacon

 

       For those who already ski (as well as the novice) you must, must carry the “multi-survival module”.   .  .  .  It keeps you safe in the woods, on the slopes and even in the city . . . . (In an emergency it emits an extremely loud, piercing whistle that can be heard for well lover a mile should you get LOST!)

Buy at:  HerringtonCatalog.com

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TO THE WORLDWIDE PRESS/MEDIA: 

I Must Have 1,000 Orders (at $99 per order).

You WILL be able to FAX your orders…..

Visit:  www.JFKRFKASHLEY.Blogspot.com

and. . . .

        I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be (a) getting married plus (b) moving to France plus  (c) designing handbags (for Tiffany & Co ?) plus  (d) launching a perfume line (with a Chanel Corporation profit split  30/70 ?).

2.  re:  RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S  ‘PINK  FUSCIA  JACKET’.   It  is packed up and will be MOVED to FRANCE. . . .

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, will become a CITIZEN OF FRANCE)

Now…Renee Ashley Baker’s products. . . .

 

 

 

 

 IBM’s Lenovo –it has  ”Facial Recognition” Software !

 Renee Ashley Baker’s  Husband by  Janis Spindel Matchmaking

Renee Ashley Baker will be :

getting married in 2011

premiering aRenee Ashley Baker handbag line in 2012

launching a Renee Ashley Baker perfume in 2013

Below:  Renee Ashley Baker’s House in the South of France (?????)

 

 P L U S

Still “NO” TO:  Gale Hurd, Gail Katz, Charlize Theron, Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie, Melanie Griffith, Goldie Hawn,  Madonna, Madonna’s company, Brittany Spears, Rihanna, Whitney Houston, Beyonce Knowles, Tyra Banks, Halle Barry, Whoopi Goldberg, Dr. Dre,  Sony.    Also No to Universal, Grammercy, MCA/Farm, NBC, CBS.

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am in the “fashion and beauty industry”.

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