5TH — Fifth Novel Serial by Renee Ashley Baker (Untitled or Title Secret Contingency)

Everyone and Anyone who reads this blog knows of my tendancy to “BOIL OVER”. I want to explain to those who are not in showbusiness that it is illegal–a FEDERAL CRIME –to tell anyone in showbusiness what to do. You cannot tell a writer which publisher to be published by; you cannot tell a movie producer who to cast in his/her motion picture; you cannot tell a “songwriter” who to “give a song to”; you cannot tell someone like myself to forget/forgo an “entertainment conglomerate” and instead become an “indie” and set up a “production company” with “investment banking or hedgefund financing”. (Investment Bankers and Bankers make millions and millions of dollars in fees and interest).

Anyway–the above fiction paragraphs are from my fifth–MY 5th–”novel trilogy” (the fourth being my new “Inspector Jenny” trilogy and the fifth being the one above which is still untitled or “Title Secret Contingency”).

There are many many fine “A-List” movie directors (the DGA must have over 1,000 members).

If–IF–I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “Leading Lady” in my movies (and I will be) then, I will select, as my leading men: Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson, Val Kilmer, Richard Gere, Kevin Costner, Leo DiCaprio, Ian McGregor, Will Smith, Nathan Lane, Ben Kingsly, Ian McKlellan, Gene Hackman, Robert Duval, Dustin Hoffman, Daniel Craig, and Sean Connery.

If–If I am casting actresses (and I’m only casting actresses for one or maybe two or posibly three of the five trilogies) I have–on my list: Cate Blanchett, Annette Benning, Sigourney Weaver, Susan Sarandon, Rene Russo, Renee Zellweger, Sandra Bullock, Jessica Lange, Sharon Stone, Ashley Judd, Kate Hudson, Natalie Portman, Nicole Kidman, Meg Ryan, Julianne Moore, Julie Andrews, Sarah Jessica Parker, Ann Hathaway, Emma Thompson , Dame Judi Dench, Dame Helen Mirren, and of course (Duchess ?) Barbra Streisand….

IF and WHEN….IF and WHEN….I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “available” to “COMPLETE THESE NOVELS” I hope they’ll be “published” by HARPER COLLINS (no to Simon & Schuter).

I hope they’ll be published by Harper Collins under my PROPOSED “exclusive” 10 year, $25 Million Dollar a year “UMBRELLA DEAL” with NEWS CORP/20th Century Fox.

Signed
Renee Ashley Baker / Renee AB 9

P.S. I’ll only “write” if–IF I’m residing in my house in France in 2014 (Until then I’ll be residing in Washington DC during 2013 being a “Socialite”. By the way The Wertheimers and The Rothschilds stay ON)….

P.S. P.S. THEY’RE FIRED: NO to Angelina Jolie, NO to Julia Roberts, No to Charlize Theron, NO to Meryl Streep, No to Madonna, NO to Melanie Griffith, NO to Oprah Winfrey, NO to Gale/Gail, NO to ICM, NO to California and NO to all other’s that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to. (I am “firing” all of these people because Denver and other “non-showbusiness” CRUD keeps trying to “cast my movies” (while insulting and threatening members of my family). These Cowtown/Shantytown (DENVER) fools keep trying to “run a company with my INTELLECTUAL properties” (when I keep saying “NO”)….

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Hi Tom Cruise–View My Video

Hi TOM CRUSE….CLICK ON VIDEO CAM TO VIEW MY “TALENT” VIDEO….

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, WILL BE (hopefully) residing in Washington DC (2013); working for FB/Mark Zuckerberg (2013 or 2014); working for The Wertheimers and Erma French Perfume and Design in Paris France (2014). and…..I, Renee Ashley Baker, am trying to sell my “song catalog” for “Broadway Shows” to (Barbra or Sir Richard Branson or ?); and of course I will be “continuously” LOOKING FOR A HUSBAND….(using Janis Spindel the serious matchmaker).

(NOW READ DOWN FOR “56 STEPS” SUNG BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….)
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Renee Ashley Baker’s New Year’s Resolution?

TO FIND A MILLIONAIRE/BILLIONAIRE HUSBAND…

(help me out Janis Spindel)

….Now Listen to “56 Steps” Below

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TO LISTEN TO “56 STEPS” SUNG AND WRITTEN BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (click on sculpture below)….

TO LISTEN TO “CHAMPAGNE” SUNG BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (click on Moet Champagne below)….

(At TreeSound Recording Studios in Atlanta– Renee Ashley Baker’s relative Miguel on piano. Miguel is a Grammy Award Nominated Sound Engineer who was nominated in 2008 for sound engineering the Lil Wayne album “Tha Carter III”. Miguel is also a Singer, Composer, and a Musician (who plays piano, drums and guitar)….Whew!

(At TreeSound Studios the beauty of “Sound Art”….)

(At TreeSound Studios the “soundboard” used by Renee Ashley Baker’s relative Miguel–the Grammy Nominee)

(At TreeSound Studios the “studio” used by the Fabulous Whitney Houston to record her last album “I Look To You” )

(At TreeSound Studios an autographed poster of “Shaft” by the star Richard Roundtree)…

and….

THE GOOD/BAD NEWS?

Renee Ashley Baker has plans to “move to France” , to launch “Erma French Perfume and Design”, to get married to a handsome millionaire or billionaire, and sit on lots and lots of yachts (in the French Riviera)…..No to “The PHIPPS” of D-list Denver, No to “The Cowtown Denver Broncos”…Denver is still the “cowtown” I despise for becoming “Hillbillies” trying to “wrestle me for what’s mine”…..

now continued on to Renee below…..

What does Renee Ashley Baker want for Christmas?

1. Peace on Earth (Goodwill towards ALL men)….
2. and I want my “Readers and Facebook Friends” to view my latest music demo “The Getaway” (click on Renee above to LISTEN )….

PLUS….

Did I tell my “Readers and Facebook Friends” that the day I, Renee Ashley Baker, was born at Barnes Hospital in St. Louis Missouri–that there was a “soon to be LEGENDARY” singer who helped my Mother (the beautiful Mrs. A) and my Father (Mr. Ashley) bring me home (at one day old?)….Yes that singer was the one and only TINA TURNER….(click on photo of Tina above to view her terrific video…)

FIRST DESIGN? First White–view Renee’s first design below (plus “History Makers” and About Proctor & Gamble and Erma French Perfume & Design)

Chateau Blanc by Renee Ashley Baker (for the “modern art” crowd ?)

The pattern–above– is Renee Ashley Baker’s first “design” . Do you like it? “Chateau Blanc” is the name of my first “bed and bath collection”. The towels will be huge–fluffy and soft; the bed sheets will be 500-1000 thread count of pure Egyptian cotton. (There will be three different patterns in each “collection”)…. The fabric mills will be located in France or in China or in Hong Kong. Hopefully–the Wertheimers will buy 70% ownership of my company “Erma French Perfume and Design” which–will be headquartered in Paris France.

now…

Mr. Chow’s (for Renee Ashley Baker’s first date with a Janis Spindel MAN in New York ? )

AND….more on Renee Ashley Baker (and Men in New York )

WEDDING BELLS TO RING ?

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS LOOKING FOR THAT JEWISH, BILLIONAIRE IN JANIS SPINDEL’S NEW YORK ROLODEX……

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Open Letter

Proctor & Gamble has been with my Mother’s House since I, Renee Ashley Baker, was a little girl. I’ll always have Proctor & Gamble and I would love to work for Proctor & Gamble as a Spokesmodel…..

“Years ago (in the 1980′s) I, Renee Ashley Baker, always used Olay Night Cream and really loved the product”….

HOWEVER….should I not be able to “reach an agreement” with Proctor & Gamble I’d like to be considered by my other wonderful products….such as:

now…About Erma French Perfume and Design….

I. The Owners:
Renee Ashley Baker (30%) and hopefully, the Owner’s of Chanel Corp (70%)

II. Where Products Sold:
Eastern and Western Europe (in fine department stores).
The United States (at Neiman Marcus and possibly, possibly Lord & Taylor, Dillards, Bloomingdales, and of course Macy’s).

III. Pricing:
Perfume: $300 – $1,000 an ounce
Bed Linens (French Milled): $150 (a one set package) and $350 (for a two set package)

IV. Jewelry (Ashley Lane Jewelers)
$3000 – $100,000 (sold hopefully at Cartier; Bailey Banks Biddle, Tiffany & Co, and Neiman Marcus)

V. Crocodile Handbags “The Irmigard” (hopefully Tiffany & Co)
$3000 – $9,000
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and….

(October 12, 1935 to July 17, 2012)
William Raspberry
Pulitzer Prize Winning Washington Post Columnist Born In Okalona Mississippi….

NOW…VIEW VIDEOS BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

CLICK ON ALBUM COVER BELOW TO VIEW NEW “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER” VIDEO….

T is for Time–T is for Tamburada
starring
Renee Ashley Baker

I, Renee Ashley Baker, made “this” video on Sunday night (July 15, 2012). I had started another video but dropped that one because I wasn’t sure what the male singer was really singing about (smoking dope or doing a particular sex act). Anyway–I liked “this” music (another free download) and I used it….The group “Tamburada” is from NORWAY…..

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(above, Limo ride To DIA Airport then on to NYC and then on to Paris France)….

re: Corporate Sponsors, Spokesmodel Work, and Foundation Contributors

1. CORPORATE SPONSORS—I, Renee Ashley Baker, am seeking “Corporate Sponsors” for my “Internet TV Christmas Series” (5 episodes to be taped in New York or Paris France in November to be broadcast on “internet TV” during the month of December)….I need two (2) companies to pay $50,0000 each. The two companies combined will own 20% of the “5 Episode Series”. (I will be contacting several corporations via email–about this “internet TV project”).

2. SPOKESMODEL WORK: I, Renee Ashley Baker , am seeking “Spokesmodel Work”. I am seeking a “modeling contract” for $500,000 to $1,000,000. You will be able to “hire me (Renee Ashley Baker)” through my representative (hopefully to be Ford Modeling, Click Model Management, or Wilhelmina)….

3. SHOUT OUT TO VICTORIA: I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like Mrs. Edward M. Kennedy to “contribute” $2.5 Million Dollars to The Erma Foundation (which will have offices in Paris France and New York City or Boston).

4. No to Jada Pinkett, No to Katie Holmes, No to Jennfer Lopez, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Meryl Streep, No to Madonna, NO to broke Melanie and broke Tippi, and No to Oprah Winfrey, and NO to “commercial real estate” in California (as I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING TO FRANCE). “NO” to all others that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to.

NOW VIEW MY LATEST VIDEO BELOW….

New Video! Made LAST Friday Night…I hope “Virginia’s son” likes it…..
Click on Video Camera Below To View Renee Ashley Baker’s New Video….

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NOW…..

MOVIES YOU NEED TO SEE THIS 4TH OF JULY HOLIDAY….

and…

JEWELRY YOU NEED TO OWN NOW….

Renee Ashley Baker will hopefully will become a “jewelry designer” (for Ashley Lane Jewelers and a handbag designer for Tiffany & Co)…..

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HOUSES YOU NEED TO BUY NOW…. BLAIR LAIR?

On the market in Peapack New Jersey for just $4.9 million. It has 60,000 sq ft, 31 bedrooms, 14 baths, 5 half baths and 34 acres. It was built in 1903 for financier C. Ledyard Blair….

Gilded Age Grandeur

and also for sale now …. ONE OF THE ORIGINAL CASE STUDY HOUSES

P.S. The Case Study House now on the market was Built in Ojai in 1959 by architect RODNEY WALKER….Did you know that Ojai is the hometown of the Bionic Woman?

And…Just what may have been said in the Case Study House? How about…..

Hey Marge! (No–not THAT Marge…the one below)
click on furnishings below to visit one of Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite interior designers….

HOUSES RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WOULD LIKE TO SEE…

above, the home of Russian born Fashion Designer Leon Max (Easton Nest)

plus….Renee Ashley Baker would like to see:

In London
Buckingham Palace

In New York State
in Southampton
Russell Simmons house (his wife is from St. Louis)
in Bedord
Hi Low Farm
in New York City
Caroline Kennedy’s apartment
Renee Rockefeller’s (The Riverkeeper’s) apartment
The Dupont apartment
Henry and Nancy Kissinger’s apartment
Barbra Walters apartment
Mr. and Mrs George Stephanopoulas apartment
Aileen Mehle’s apartment
In Paris France
The Wertheimer Brothers houses
Karl Lagerfeld’s house
The Rothschilds’ house
The Chandon Family’s house

Click on Sotheby’s below for Houses For Sale….

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MATCHMAKERS THE WEALTHY NEED TO HIRE….

Janis Spindel (the Millionaire Matchmaker) is Renee Ashley Baker’s matchmaker (I’m looking for a MAN!)…..

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PHOTOGRAPHERS THE FAMOUS NEED TO MEET

A Self-Portrait of Photographer Steven Meisel?

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MAGAZINES RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (HAS) TO BE FEATURED ON…..

Town & Country, W, Vanity Fair, Architectural Digest, Vogue and Harper’s Bazaar

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STARS YOU NEED TO WATCH SHINE NOW….

Five Time Broadway Tony Winner Audra McDonald…..

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TOURIST ATTRACTIONS YOU NEED TO VISIT THIS SUMMER….

Did you know that George Washington penned 22,000 letters?

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ART COLLECTING WEBSITES YOU NEED TO VISIT NOW….

Renee Ashley Baker would like Sotheby’s auction house to sell (auction) 9 of her photographs to a European Art Collector….

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A NEW FB ADDRESS

Renee Ashley Baker has a new FB address: http://www.facebook.com/renee.a.baker.9
(CLICK ON “CHANGE OF ADDRESS” CARD ABOVE)….TO GO TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW FACEBOOK ADDRESS….

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AND…LAST BUT NOT LEAST….

FASHIONS YOU NEED TO WEAR NOW …click on “MODEL” below to view fashion video….

OTHER VIDEOS YOU MAY LIKE:

View “Wildlife in HD” by Renee Ashley Baker (click on Running Horse Below)

“Infrared” starring Renee Ashley Baker (click on Lips below)

Renee Ashley Baker On Video (click on Renee Below)

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Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to France” to launch “Erma French Perfume and Design” hopefully with the Owners of Chanel…..

Queen Elizabeth, plus Michelle Obama, Michelle Pfeiffer, The Rich Koch Brothers, Who Should Play Whitney and Bill and— Whatever Happpened To Angela Y Davis?

Prince Will’s Granny (HRH Queen Elizabeth II….Diamond Jubilee….)

and

and

and

President Obama and First Lady

above, The President and The First Lady Share A Laugh

below….The Koch Brothers Share A Smile

JEWISH BROTHERS….
These Men have money–they can spend it the way they want to.

PLUS….

THE “OTHER” MICHELLE….

CATWOMAN OR BATWOMAN ?
Michelle Pfeiffer rules in the cryptic “Vampire” saga “DARK SHADOWS”….
(I, Renee Ashley Baker, never missed an episode of “Dark Shadows”. Tell me–who plays that “studering” assistant in the movie? You know that “stammering woman” who for some reason Barnaby never bit ?

PLUS…

WHO SHOULD PLAY WHITNEY HOUSTON IN THE BIG SCREEN BIOPIC ?

A Contender To Play Whitney (pretty Paula Patton?)

Also Being Considered To Play Whitney (pretty Jennifer Hudson)

Jennifer Hudson’s Bathroom
(Inside Her New $3 Million Dollar Manse Located Just Outside Chicago….)

PLUS….

BILL CLINTON WANTS “WHO” TO PLAY HIM IN THE MOVIE?

I THOUGHT DENNIS QUAID ALREADY DID….

AND

WHAT

ABOUT

A

BIG SCREEN BIOPIC ABOUT ANGELA DAVIS?

SOMEBODY IN HOLLYWOOD SHOULD PRODUCE ONE…

(SCROLL DOWN TO VIEW ONE OF MY CASTING SUGGESTIONS….

p. s. I ALSO LIKE BRITISH ACTRESS THANDIE NEWTON)

YES, I PICKED HIM TOO….News For April 20, 2012 (plus view “Beloved”)

Dick Clark was born November 30, 1929 to Julia Fuller Clark and Richard Augustus (August) Clark. He began his radio career at WOLF-AM in Syracuse New York. Then, Dick got his “big break” in television when he became “host” of Philadelphia’s “Bandstand”. The year? 1956….

So Don’t Miss…..

VIEW NEW VIDEO ON TRIPOD: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

PLUS

SEE RENEE’S SELF-PORTRAITS at: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com

plus

SEE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER ON VIDEO…TO VIEW RENEE’S VIDEOS CLICK ON THE THREE PHOTOS OF RENEE ASHLEY BAKER BELOW….

GOTTA HOUSE?
HAVE YOU GOT A FURNISHED HOUSE AVAILABLE IN NEW YORK–IN SOUTH HAMPTON OR EAST HAMPTON?

TIME NEEDED: MAY 30,2012 – AUGUST 30, 2012 OR 5/30-10/30,2012
LEASE TERMS: FREE OR NEGOTIABLE
INCOME: I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE COMING TO NEW YORK TO MEET WITH FORD MODELING, CLICK MODELS MANAGEMENT, SOTHEBY’S AUCTION HOUSE (AND WITH JANIS SPINDEL).

JUST STOCK THE FRIGE AND THE BAR AND RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE THERE!

CONTACT:RENEE ASHLEY BAKER EMAIL: ErmaAshley46@Yahoo.com

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS WITH AT&T and VIRGIN MOBILE….

(BOOST MOBILE PHONE SERVICE IS “CRAP” and “MANURE”)

Now….view Renee Ashley Baker’s below…..

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(and still “no” to John Elway)

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER NOW ON “TRIPOD”….VIEW RENEE’S VIDEOS…RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS LOOKING TO “LAUNCH” A FASHION CAREER AND–AND– RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS “LOOKING FOR A HUSBAND” AND RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS PLANNING TO “GET MARRIED”….(RENEE IS “LOOKING FOR A MAN”….)

TO VIEW “TRIPOD” CLICK LINK HERE: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

TO FRIENDS…FANS…AND….

TO THE MATCHMAKERS IN NEW YORK….

THE “HE” — THE PROSPECT– THE “HUSBAND” MUST BE 50-70 YEARS OF AGE, MUST BE CAUCASIAN/JEWISH, MUST RESIDE IN NEW YORK, OR PARIS FRANCE, OR ISRAEL, OR SCANDINAVIA/THE NETHERLANDS AND– BE A MILLIONAIRE/BILLIONAIRE….

VIEW 7 VIDEOS….STARRING RENEE ASHLEY BAKER…..

TO VIEW RENEE’S VIDEOS VISIT LINKS BELOW:

VIDEO #1:http://www.myspace.com/video/vid/108642278

VIDEO #2: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141464

VIDEO #3: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141501

VIDEO #4: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141501

VIDEO #6: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141528

VIDEO #7: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141561

VIDEO #8: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141580

VIDEO #10: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141580

VIDEO #12: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141659

VIDEO DETAILS:
THESE 7 VIDEOS WERE BROUGHT TO YOU BY “V”…
“V” FOR VICTORY, “V” for VICTORIA, AND “V” FOR VIVITAR….
“LOVE & HAPPINESS: WOMAN IN THE MIRROR”
STAR, PRODUCER, DIRECTOR: RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
CAMERA: VIVITAR 508
TRIPOD: TARGUS
HAIR: WIGS BY OSCAR AND BY NEW FREEDOM
MAKE UP/FOUNDATION: PERFECT FINISH BY FASHION FAIR
EARRINGS: FROM H & M (OF SWEDEN)
DRESS: FROM MACY’S OF NEW YORK (BY JESSICA HOWARD)
MATCHMAKERS: JANIS SPINDEL AND CLAIR WEXLER
LOCATION: WELL SEE FOR YOURSELF

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER999 IS ALSO ON “YOU TUBE” (CHECK IT OUT !!!)

Congratulations Golden Globe Winners 2012: Morgan Freeman plus Paul Allen and Tom Cruise (with tag along Renee)

                   

  The Beautiful Goddess (seated)  had  a   $250,000   estate….

          The LADY (pictured above) is Renee Ashley Baker mother.  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother had a $250,000 estate (because her house was “paid for”).  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (pictured above) raised Mable and she raised Renee Ashley Baker.  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (pictured above) raised my brother (James) who was career Air Force (and he did “secret work” for the U.S. Secret Service).  Both Mabel and James became millionaires (they both made a million dollars over their lifetime).  Mabel has stood in receiving lines and “met royalty” and James was best  friend’s with a Dupont (a real Dupont).  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (pictured above) was a “bourgoisie mother” who wore silk blouses, silk dresses  and diamond  and gold jewelry–including her 24kt  gold Eastern Star ring.

  

      above  Mabel’s  house

 

      

 

TO  MY  FRIENDS  I  OWE  AN  EXPLANATION….

              TO  MY  ENEMIES  I  OWE  NOTHING….

SO….

To  My  Friends:

       I, Renee Ashley Baker, am a  Jew.  I’m a Jew because I was born at Barnes Hospital –the rich Jewish hospital in St. Louis Missouri–and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am a Jew because I WANT to be a Jew….

     What I see happening is what happened in WWII.   The new  ”unwashed  poor”  are wanting to be with Jewish success and Jewish  money but they don’t want to be with Jewish people.  I’ve learned– from my friend HAL –that Hitler was the “greatest thief that ever lived”.    That Hitler’s  ”band of thieves”  ate  off  of  the “fine  silver”  they stole from the “Jews they hated”….These “kreeps” here in Denver (these poor unwashed  cowtown “occupiers”) want to “cast Meryl Streep”  but “hate” her Jewish agency?   For those of you who don’t know–CAA was founded by five Jewish  talent agents.  I will not work with “non-Jewish talent” over their Jewish counterparts….So–because of what they are doing here in Denver   I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will NOT, NOT allow Meryl  Streep to be cast in anything written by Renee Ashley Baker.  It is a matter of “principle” with me.  These same “kreeps” here — in this cowtown called Denver–want to hate “Seinfeld”  but love “Friends”.  (Actually I, Renee Ashley Baker, never missed ”Seinfeld”  but never watched “Friends”) .  And…to the “dope  runners”   I also know NOT  to  ”hire and support”  drug addicts….

     and….

Congratulations to Lady Gaga and Her Mother on the BTWF.

           

                      

 

plus 

Good-bye To Etta James (blues legend)                                       

                                                              

and

SHOUT   OUT  TO  DON:

Even though I want to work with Cate Blanchett and  CAA….Will You Represent My Radio Show to XM/Sirius ?

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and….

                           

                       They–his friends–always called him BOB:  

    click link to view : http://bobsbeachbooks.net/

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    now…

             I,  Renee Ashley Baker, will sign contracts with Chanel Corp, with Tiffany & Co, with Ford Modeling Agency and I, Renee Ashley Baker  will be “moving to Paris France”…..

                            

YES  TO  ALL  BELOW….

                 ….Like I said, it will be Chicago or Paris (France)….

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                                               above,  “Gift  Tag”                     

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Read   News  About  The   Fabulous “Renee”

 above, Paul Allen’s  “Villa Maryland”  (on the French Riviera)

SHOUT  OUT  TO  PAUL  ALLEN :

                         I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to stay in Paul  Allen’s  “Villa  Maryland”   on the  St. Cap Ferrat (in  the French Riviera)….

    “Hey Paul, you are my “second choice” to co-own my satellite radio show that I would like to do from Paris France for XM Sirius”…. 

plus

below,  Chanel spring collection 2012 

      

 What I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be wearing in 2012 ….

         I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to Paris  France where I will be wearing my Chanel suits to work everyday   (and where I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will be going to work for Chanel Corporation and launching my jewelry line –Ashley Lane Jewelers–and launching my  perfume line  through  ”Erma French and Design”)….

      

         above Tiffany & Co holiday campaign (hopefully soon to be about the  $3,000 “Irmigard” crocodile handbag that I have  named  for my mother and that I hope to design for Tiffany & Co ?)

plus

Congratulations To Morgan Freeman On His Golden Globe  “Career Award”….and

congrats to  ALL  the  Golden  Globe  winners

 and….

STILL  ON

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am planning to “get married”  in  2012….

He must be Caucasian (Jewish) , 50-70 years of age, and make $250,000 to $ 1,000,000  a year….

 

     Thanks to  Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service (New York)

PLUS

PLUS

price  tag  below….

 

SHOUT OUT  To Sotheby’s Real Estate and To Rothschild  Bank….

Yes, I still want to buy that  “other” house on the French  Riviera….so….I’ll need a mortgage from Rothschild  Bank….so, I’ll have to sign a contract for “Erma’s French Perfume and Design” …..or maybe…. I’ll   play  Tag ?

TAG  LINE:  “The Story You Are About To See Is Based On True Events….The Names Have Been Changed To Identify The Guilty….” 

 

           Renee’s  Coat  Below

                                                  

                                                       

                                                  Renee’s Coat Below  ?                           

 

 

  

                                                “56   Steps”….

                                                                   

         and

                             for the other “story”

 

                                                              Renee’s     favorite….

Oscar winner Cate Blanchett     

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                      

and

 like I said….

 

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I, Renee Ashley Baker will either live in Chicago or in Paris France

     (now scroll down to read about His “Blue Skies” and

                        Her  ”Blue Heaven”….)

NEW PHOTOS ADDED BELOW–Christmas 2011 with Renee and her Relatives and Friends (plus Shopping,Partying,Going,Doing,Viewing, plus Cate Blanchett, and Queen Elizabeth II)

 

                                             

Merry Christmas

and

Happy Chanukah….

 

 

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                                  ALL  PHOTOGRAPHS  BELOW

                                                  (except  two)

                         were taken by Renee Ashley Baker

             (All photos taken with a Sony Cybershot Camera)

                      

  St. Louis  chasing a Tiger….

         So–I, Renee Ashley Baker–got busy before the “big game” and began taking pictures of my “relative’s house”.  Pictures of her fireplace with the TV on (I got a great shot of a Bengal in action don’t you think?)  Pictures of her telephone–which you can only buy in Europe, and pictures of her high tech refrigerator which you can only get if you have money). 

BELOW:  Miguel (The Grammy Award Nominated Composer/Engineer)  Getting  Water 

       

Big Close Up of The Frige….BELOW

Anyway—this is a “football household”. So–during my annual Christmas holiday visits I have to sit through the “Denver Broncos” game or I DON’T EAT (LOL).  I stuck, on the candleabra an unopened pair of Denver Broncos souvenir earrings.  (As in The Broncos are THE  LIGHT….)  My “Relative” is cooking “pheasant” that was ordered from a “gourmet food catalog”.

(above photo of Renee Ashley Baker)

“Merry Christmas and Happy  Channukah Everybody !  

                             Now Scroll Down !”

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Renee’s Favorite Quotes: 

                    “I believe that in the heart of each human being there is something which I can only describe as a “child of darkness”  who is equal and complimentary to the more obvious ”child of light”  –Laurens van der Post

 ”You don’t need to wait a minute to improve the world today”—Anne Frank 

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AND….

Gift Suggestion From The Queen:

The Bentley (of course):

 

  ” The Bentley Continental 2012 has an Ipad work station and a 6 3/4 twin turbo v-8 engine” says Wolfie  (er –I mean–Wolfgang Durheimer , CEO,  Bentley Corporation).

Merry Christmas to HRH Prince Charles, HRH Prince William, HRH Princess Kate, and HRH Prince Harry, HRH Prince Philip and HRH Queen Elizabeeth II

 

GO TO THE ART MUSEUM:

View Yousuf Karsh in Sepia and in Gray….

 

 

 

GO  TO  THE  MOVIES:

Renee’s Favorites This Christmas  ARE ….

Mr.  Hunt’s  Mission ?         I   MAXED

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

             

 

 

 

 

 

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WATCH/STREAM A MOVIE/VIDEO:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Renee Christmas Comedy Favorite?    “Trapped In Paradise” starring Nick Cage….

 

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       LISTEN  TO  A  CD

 

 

Buy CD by cellist Nina Kotova .  She’s fabulous and  plays her ”Sketches from the Catwalk” (Nina is also a super model….)

 

 

 

 

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GOING OUT?  (HOLIDAY PARTYING AND ALL?)

 

 

What’s New In Cosmetics ?

Visit these websites:

Chanel Cosmetics and Make Up Online: http://www.chanel.com/en_US/fragrance-beauty/Makeup-88484

Cosmetics Cop:  http://www.cosmeticscop.com/

High Def Make Up Tips: http://makeupforlife.net/2009/03/the-truth-about-high-def-makeup.html

Please check the “high def camera” website.  Last year a “high def camera” nearly “destroyed” my internet visual existence….WHEW

AND

 

WHAT ’S NEW IN HAIR (THE FAKE KIND?)

Visit

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite:  Joseph Fleischer

                                     

Joseph Fleischer Wigs :  http://josephfleischer.com/

AND

SOON  IT   WILL  BE   CHRISTMAS  DAY !

Got shopping left to do?

See HRH Princess Kate (featured on the shopping  website

“ She Finds”….)

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Online/Internet  Shopping Sites:

BARNEY’S NEW YORK:   http://www.barneys.com/

NORDSTROM:  http://shop.nordstrom.com/

RED ENVELOPE:  http://www.redenvelope.com/

BLUE FLY: http://www.bluefly.com/

SHE  FINDS:  http://www.shefinds.com/

When you’re done shopping will you look as fabulous as this?

(above, the fabulous Cate Blanchett, in Christmas red)

 

and

 

speaking of   Locks  (goldi–locks?)

 

 

 

NO —NOT  THESE  LOCK S

 

 

 

 

these  locks

WHAT?  Is your password? 

Don’t let it be “Christmas” (or  “123456″ or “fill in the blank”).  Use Renee’s favorite password protectors to protect your internet passwords.   TRY:

  Lastpass com;

Keepass com;

 Passwordsafe com;

AND

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(above, Oprah Winfrey in Christmas red)

Dear Oprah:  My “Relative” (the former debutant and sorority sister of the Obama book author) would be a great addition to Oprah’s “O Magazine”.  I’d like to see her (my “Relative”) do a monthly column about her “experiences” at the Country Clubs (the golf circuit she “participates” in).  She  (my “Relative” )  is a “Lexus” girl you know?  Can you hear me “O” ?

and…

YES,  STEVE   I  PHONE

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND….

Even though I’m NOT going to let Denver “have/own/run  a movie studio with “disrespect and force” I’m still going to say “Merry Christmas” to my Friends….

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

            

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                               (above, the fabulous Sharon Stone….)

  

 

           

(above, radio host/publisher  Glen Beck and family)

(above, Sandra Bullock with son Louis)

 (above Mel Gibson and daughter Lucia)

    

(above, Princess Stephanie, Princess Caroline and Prince Albert)

 

PORTRAIT:  BARBRA   AND   JAMES

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND…..

So….

        Now…..

                         FOR  RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER  

             

                    (above, Alain & Gerard Wertheimer of Chanel)   

                              Erma French Perfume and Design….

             I, Renee Ashley Baker, am happy to  launch my company Erma French Perfume and Design which will headquarter in Paris France and which, hopefully, HOPEFULLY will be purchased by Chanel Corporation.  The subsidiaries?  They will be–Renee Perfume #9,  Ashley Lane Jewelers, and Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed.  (The “Irmigard” handbag will be a $3,000 crocodile handbag for Tiffany & Co ?).

 

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TO  LISTEN TO RENEE’S  SONGS  SCROLL  DOWN….

 

Veteran’s Day 2011: For My Father Mr. Ashley

 SHOUT  OUT  TO  GLENN  BECK

 

Dear Glenn:  I’ve bypassed “hiring an agent” and made a submission today  through your “imprint’s  website”.   I’m sure writers think this is great–what you’re doing–with the “website submissions”.   Anyway–I look forward to hearing from “Mercury” at your earliest convenience. (My plan is to write while I’m  in Paris France.  It will take me 12 weeks to complete the “first book”).

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SHOUT  OUT:

needed  corporate sponsors for my contest:

CLICK LINK: www.PenPointWritingContest.Blogspot.com

 

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HELP  FOR  “THE  SOLDIER” ….

   Returning Veterans

VISIT:  www.ReturningVeterans.Org

 P L U S

   The Wounded Warrior Project

VISIT: www.Believeinheroes.Org

PLUS

Just 7 

   $7   helps wounded soldiers with “brain injuries” says foundation founder Patrick….

 

 

 

 Visit: www.brainscansforwarriors.org

 AND

NOT GETTING YOUR BENEFITS?

Rawls & McNelis are attorneys at law.  They are Veterans–serving Veterans and Military Families.  

PLUS

 About ….

I, Renee Ashley Baker am a “military brat”.  (Actually, I, Renee Ashley Baker, am a  SEMI- Air Force  brat who–from the age of  2 years old–spent holidays and weekends on military bases).

My, mother (Irmigard) was an Air Force  mother and a  “Army Wife”.

(above The Beautiful Mrs B–er– Mrs A….aka Renee Ashley Baker’s mother)

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P L U S

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I thought she looks a little like Gale….

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     Ashley Lane Jewelers is Renee Ashley Baker’s jewelry company that will hopefully be owned 70%  by Chanel Corp….

President John F. Kennedy “Looking Up” (plus The “Crown”, Babs, Paris Hilton, Andy and Television Broadcasters, Bankers, Financiers )

 

“LOOKING  UP  FOR   ST.  LOUIS”

 www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com

 

 

 

 

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The Big “K” (View Video):http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id14.html

 

 

 

 

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                                              Crown

SHOUT  OUT  TO :  

BABS,  FAYE,  ALI  AND  BRAD (I mean –Brange) 

          I have a secret to tell everybody about Famous Barr and about “____   Barr”.     

    I have  decided to put my “secret”  in  “56 Steps”  which would star Renee Ashley Baker and Tom Cruise (at Paramount )….

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PLAN  B

Dear   ”Other People”:

1.  For a loan–LOAN–I’ll give six (6) 30 second TV Spots on my TV Special.

2.  Other People?  Other people being manufacturers of health drinks, restaurant chain owners, coffee manufacturers, architects/home builders, entrepreneurs and internet entrepreneurs.  (Your product, your store, your service will be the major sponsor of my TV Special).

3.  The Loan Amount:  $600,000.

4.  When Needed:  NOW

5.  Please expect an email from me on this.

HI  PARIS !     Need six advertising spots?

 

                                      PARIS     HILTON    INDUSTRIES

 

 

AND ….   ANDY

  “GOOD-BYE   ANDY”   From Renee Ashley Baker

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  Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to Paris France”.

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SHOUT  OUT  TO   MR. BECK:

       Dear  Mr.  Beck :

For a  $600,000-$1,000,000 advance I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will give you three novels (a trilogy about women–”Doe”–  investigators and the U.S. Justice Department).   I, Renee Ashley Baker, must retain “TV and Motion Picture rights”….

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                P  L  U  S…. I , Renee Ashley Baker, will be in the Bang & Olufsen store in New York City to buy my Bang & Olufsen TV’s for my house in France….Click my new Tripod “Addendum”  below….

http://ReneeAshleyBaker.Tripod.com

 

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NOW

SHOUT   OUT:

TO TELEVISION BROADCASTERS,  BANKERS   &   FINANCIERS

 

       

 

 

           

 Renee Ashley Baker’s  Bang & Olufsen Beovision Plasma TV

                   

                                  WHAT?     There is no sales organization for Television Producers?  I remember PSO (Producer Sales Organization) but that blew out (it crashed and burned if you will).  So–I’m selling my “Reality TV Special” myself as follows—-

1.  To Satellite TV: To Hughes Direct TV ? (for TV viewers with “satellite tv” only).

2.  To Cable TV: To TLC, or E! Entertainment, or Wealth TV or Fashion TV,  or Spike TV,  (for TV viewers with “cable tv” only).

3.  To Video-On-Demand TV: To Netflix, Amazon Instant Video ?  (for TV viewers with “subscriber TV”).

OR

3.  To Network TV : To CW? (for TV viewers with free network TV).

4.  To Internet-Online-TV: To The Online Network ? (for TV viewers who like to watch their TV  on their computer).

Note:  The Online Network will broadcast 6 months after 1st run of Satellite TV or Cable TV.

 

        

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STILL “NO” TO BRITTANY SPEARS & NO TO GEORGE CLOONEY & NO TO MADONNA AND NO TO OPRAH WINFREY’S OWN & NO TO GALE HURD , NO TO GAIL KATZ  & NO TO CHARLIZE THERON & NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE & NO TO JULIA ROBERTS….

           ( NOW SCROLL DOWN FOR MORE INFORMATION)

Addendum re: HEROES plus Shout Out To Financiers….(Posting to Return Oct 1)

 

                                                        ATTENTION

                                 BANKERS   AND   FINANCIERS

Please view Renee Ashley Baker’s “Financial Statements”….Click link :http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id15.html

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P  L  U  S

Tony Rackauckus –HERO  (and a “real” prosecutor)

(He just filed  MURDER  charges against a Fullerton California police officer for the murder of Kelly  Thomas )

Johnnie Cochran–HERO

(His Cochran Firm still handling  “police abuse”  cases)

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                                “Emmy And The Window”

 

Click link for

Emmy Through The Window:     http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

                                      

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“Good-bye Kara” from Renee Ashley Baker

                    

 

 

   Kara Kennedy (daughter of Edward M Kennedy)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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                    I, Renee Ashley Baker, may go to SEVERAL New York banks for “Production financing” (production financing for  the Erma French Perfume and Design’s Christmas/New Year/Birthday Party/TV Special….)

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Listen To Renee Ashley Baker sing “Twitter Twitter”….

Click Link Below

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

                                 

Janis Spindel Serious Matchmaking for Renee Ashley Baker to “find a MAN”….

      P L U S