“THE HONEY BOO BOO SONG” (Collectors Item Demo Track) ….CLICK CHILD’S VIDEO CAM BELOW TO VIEW HBB VIDEO….

Lady Allegro is not for children’s music only. Lady Allegro has an “eclectic” music program. However,there will be only ONE Lady Allegro (Renee Ashley Baker) and SHE will sing whatever her heart desires….Lady Royal Records is looking forward to it’s nationwide “digital release” of the HBB Song.

Lady Royal Records is owned solely and 100% by Renee Ashley Baker.

Artist Wiki Profile

Name: Lady Allegro (aka Renee Ashley Baker)
DOB: January 2, 1965 (okay ?)
Birthplace: St. Louis, Mo
Home City: New York, New York
Occupation: Budding Songwriter ? (although I’ve been writing since 1986)
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Marital Status: Single (and looking but no athletes)
Religion: N/A
Favorite Song Writers: Burt Bacharach and Hal David, Michelle Legrand, Marilyn and Alan Bergman, Paul Williams, the Menkens, David Foster, Daryl Hall, Gordon Sumner
Favorite Female Singers: Whitney Houston (of course) plus…plus Barbra Streisand, Bette Midler, Tina Turner, Shirley Bassey,Dionne Warwick, Karen Carpenter, plus…plus… (the late Foebe Snow “Cash It All In”!)
Favorite Male Singers: Neil Diamond, Daryl Hall, Elton John, Van Morrison,James Taylor, Dave Koz, Josh Groban (and the other new one, Chris Botti)
Favorite Bands: The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Led Zepplen, America, Steely Dan, and still KC and the Sunshine Band
Favorite CD: “For The Record” by Barbra Streisand
Favorite Book: “Yes I Can” by Sammy Davis, Jr
Likes: The Ballet (The Moscow Ballet, The New York City Ballet)
Dislikes: Italian Food (I’m a France-o-phile)
INDIE LABEL: LADY ROYAL RECORDS (not to be owned by Madonna, nor by Jill Scott)

Click “Child’s Video Cam” above to View Video

Click “FB” above to “bUY” or READ MORE….

SONG DROPPING ?
“The Honey Boo Boo Song” by Lady Allegro Hidden Cat 5 will be available for listening and (FOR SALE ) on Last.fm shortly. If–IF– enough of my WP Readers and FB Fans “buy” my mp3 (at Amazon for 99cents) I’ll re-master and you’ll get a free download of the re-mastered version. Now…keep checking till you HEAR IT DROP….Click headset above to Last.FM for the 6m 30 sec demo…

YES TO:
FACEBOOK (Mark Zuckerberg and 500,000 shares of FB Stock)
MEN in Washington DC and New York and France (who are not in showbusiness)
The Wertheimers of Chanel in France.
Yes, of course, to Tom Cruise (at Paramount) and Yes, of course to Mr. Murdoch (at 20th Century Fox)
Yes, to an OUT OF COURT SETTLEMENT (my $10 million dollar lawsuit).

President John F. Kennedy “Looking Up” (plus The “Crown”, Babs, Paris Hilton, Andy and Television Broadcasters, Bankers, Financiers )

 

“LOOKING  UP  FOR   ST.  LOUIS”

 www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com

 

 

 

 

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The Big “K” (View Video):http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id14.html

 

 

 

 

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                                              Crown

SHOUT  OUT  TO :  

BABS,  FAYE,  ALI  AND  BRAD (I mean –Brange) 

          I have a secret to tell everybody about Famous Barr and about “____   Barr”.     

    I have  decided to put my “secret”  in  “56 Steps”  which would star Renee Ashley Baker and Tom Cruise (at Paramount )….

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PLAN  B

Dear   ”Other People”:

1.  For a loan–LOAN–I’ll give six (6) 30 second TV Spots on my TV Special.

2.  Other People?  Other people being manufacturers of health drinks, restaurant chain owners, coffee manufacturers, architects/home builders, entrepreneurs and internet entrepreneurs.  (Your product, your store, your service will be the major sponsor of my TV Special).

3.  The Loan Amount:  $600,000.

4.  When Needed:  NOW

5.  Please expect an email from me on this.

HI  PARIS !     Need six advertising spots?

 

                                      PARIS     HILTON    INDUSTRIES

 

 

AND ….   ANDY

  “GOOD-BYE   ANDY”   From Renee Ashley Baker

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  Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to Paris France”.

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SHOUT  OUT  TO   MR. BECK:

       Dear  Mr.  Beck :

For a  $600,000-$1,000,000 advance I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will give you three novels (a trilogy about women–”Doe”–  investigators and the U.S. Justice Department).   I, Renee Ashley Baker, must retain “TV and Motion Picture rights”….

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                P  L  U  S…. I , Renee Ashley Baker, will be in the Bang & Olufsen store in New York City to buy my Bang & Olufsen TV’s for my house in France….Click my new Tripod “Addendum”  below….

http://ReneeAshleyBaker.Tripod.com

 

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NOW

SHOUT   OUT:

TO TELEVISION BROADCASTERS,  BANKERS   &   FINANCIERS

 

       

 

 

           

 Renee Ashley Baker’s  Bang & Olufsen Beovision Plasma TV

                   

                                  WHAT?     There is no sales organization for Television Producers?  I remember PSO (Producer Sales Organization) but that blew out (it crashed and burned if you will).  So–I’m selling my “Reality TV Special” myself as follows—-

1.  To Satellite TV: To Hughes Direct TV ? (for TV viewers with “satellite tv” only).

2.  To Cable TV: To TLC, or E! Entertainment, or Wealth TV or Fashion TV,  or Spike TV,  (for TV viewers with “cable tv” only).

3.  To Video-On-Demand TV: To Netflix, Amazon Instant Video ?  (for TV viewers with “subscriber TV”).

OR

3.  To Network TV : To CW? (for TV viewers with free network TV).

4.  To Internet-Online-TV: To The Online Network ? (for TV viewers who like to watch their TV  on their computer).

Note:  The Online Network will broadcast 6 months after 1st run of Satellite TV or Cable TV.

 

        

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STILL “NO” TO BRITTANY SPEARS & NO TO GEORGE CLOONEY & NO TO MADONNA AND NO TO OPRAH WINFREY’S OWN & NO TO GALE HURD , NO TO GAIL KATZ  & NO TO CHARLIZE THERON & NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE & NO TO JULIA ROBERTS….

           ( NOW SCROLL DOWN FOR MORE INFORMATION)

(NEW VERSES Added to Christmas song by Renee Ashley Baker) Got An i-Life? Reach Out and Touch Some i Screens

 

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SHOUT  OUT:  TO  MC  (AKA CHEF  GORDON  RAMSAY)

Can you–will you– provide, donate (sponsor for promotional consideration ) food for my “party”?  The menu is easy and inexpensive (except for the V.I.P. Lounge where the talent  will be performing  on camera).

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SHOUT  OUT:   TO THE CHANDON FAMILY  (in France)

Can you donate champagne for my party in New York?

P.S.  “NO to Diane Lane”, “NO TO MADONNA” , and STILL “NO” to Julia Roberts and “NO” to all others I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to

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     SHOUT OUT TO BILL GATES: I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like a seat on the board of directors of Microsoft….

I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t use Apple Computer Products.

 

                                     “1919 Portrait Of  A Lady”

Renee Ashley Baker’s  mother….”Irmigard” (1919)

Mother Irmigard’s  crocodile heels by McQueen…

Mother Irmigard’s  1919 Bentley

Mother Irmigard’s crocodile handbag (“The Irmigard” crocodile handbag– by Irmigard’s  daughter –Renee Ashley Baker for Tiffany & Co?)

and….

SHOUT   OUT

 TO MAGAZINE EDITORS, TO RETAILERS AND TO THE U.S. MILITARY….

Keep your  fingers toasty and operate your  touch screen device with these s”smart” wool blend (or cashmere) gloves….

FOR HER:  IN CASHMERE          

Echo Touch Glove ($30)

http://www.echodesign.com/Category/features/echo-touch-gloves/default.aspx?rid=656

FOR  HIM:

      

North Face E-Tip Gloves (click link and search “e-tip gloves”)

http://www.thenorthface.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/TNFSearchResult?langId=-1&storeId=207&catalogId=10201&searchTerm=e

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NO TO OPRAH WINFREY, NO TO GALE HURD, NO TO GAIL KATZ, NO TO CHARLIZE THERON, NO TO GEFFEN– AND–NO TO EMINEM, AND NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE, NO TO JULIA ROBERTS…AND NO TO ALL OTHERS THAT I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO.

Addendum re: HEROES plus Shout Out To Financiers….(Posting to Return Oct 1)

 

                                                        ATTENTION

                                 BANKERS   AND   FINANCIERS

Please view Renee Ashley Baker’s “Financial Statements”….Click link :http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id15.html

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P  L  U  S

Tony Rackauckus –HERO  (and a “real” prosecutor)

(He just filed  MURDER  charges against a Fullerton California police officer for the murder of Kelly  Thomas )

Johnnie Cochran–HERO

(His Cochran Firm still handling  “police abuse”  cases)

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                                “Emmy And The Window”

 

Click link for

Emmy Through The Window:     http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

                                      

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“Good-bye Kara” from Renee Ashley Baker

                    

 

 

   Kara Kennedy (daughter of Edward M Kennedy)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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                    I, Renee Ashley Baker, may go to SEVERAL New York banks for “Production financing” (production financing for  the Erma French Perfume and Design’s Christmas/New Year/Birthday Party/TV Special….)

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Listen To Renee Ashley Baker sing “Twitter Twitter”….

Click Link Below

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

                                 

Janis Spindel Serious Matchmaking for Renee Ashley Baker to “find a MAN”….

      P L U S

                

                        

                                 

OSAMA TO OBAMA, SEPT 9 TO DC 9 (U.S.A. MA HEADLINE NEWS)

OSAMA RECEIVES BURIAL AT SEA

On May 2, 2011 Taliban General Osama Bin Laden’s body was lowered to its final resting place (at sea) from the Naval aircraft carrier U.S.S.  Carl Vinson.

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THE IRENE STORM (OR  WHO SHOOK THE CHINOOK ?)

On August 5, 2011 a U.S. Special Forces Team was shot down by an Al Qaeda Taliban misile—18 Wives Widowed—”NO  NAME”  given as to who loaded the team on board.

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SEPT 9   OR   DC  9

On September 9, 2001 planes flew but investigator/filmmaker Jonathan Elinoff (in his new documentary “Core of Corruption”) suggests that big bad Middle Eastern terrorists are really just a gang of “drug traffickers” using DC 9′s instead of cars to run dope….

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ATHEISTS SICK OF CROSS (OR WHO GOT CROSSED UP ?)

On July 27, 2011 the American Atheists  Party filed a lawsuit to prevent the WTC Miracle Cross from being added to the 9/11 Memorial.  (Peptides need Pepto should be the headline)

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OBAMA  “A DEFINING MOMENT”

On past posts I, Renee Ashley Baker, have told you (my readers) about my family.  About my relative who has his office in the J Edgar Hoover Building.  Well, my relatives’  FRIENDS are “gifted and talented” too.  The sister (of the relative officed in the J Edgar Hoover Building) has a SORORITY  SISTER who wrote a book—about President Obama.  The book is called “A Defining Moment” and its by Black photographer Patricia Duncan.  Patricia is available for interviews.  (OH–and don’t forget to buy MY ebook …read on  below….)

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JFK:  A  NU  BK  4  U

On November 22, 1963 President John F. Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas.  Read my 4part ebook series “Irma’s House Of Numbers” (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy).  Read it on your Ipad, your Kindle, your Nook, your Zoon, your Samsung Galaxy Tab.  Click link to Amazon Kindle: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_c_1_12?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-text&field-keywords=irma%27s+house+of+numbers&sprefix=irma%27s+house

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SHOUT  OUT  TO  CORPORATIONS

I need 1 Corporate Sponsor to give $250,000 for my Christmas/New Year/Birthday party ( in New York City)  OR  10 Corporate Sponsors to give $25,000 each for my party….

For Corporate Sponsorship:

SHOUT OUT to Rothschild Bank?, Chase Bank? Regions? or Ally?

SHOUT OUT to IBM Storage? , Carbonite? or Back Up My Info?

SHOUT OUT to XM/Sirius? or TIVO? or ROKU?

For Food, Beverage, Goodie Bag Sponsorship:

SHOUT  OUT to Canada Dry Gingerale, Kikkoman, Duncan Hines, JELL-O

SHOUT OUT to Stoli?  or Grey Goose? or Skyy? or KRU?

SHOUT OUT  to Microsoft Zoon and Microsoft Windows Phone (for Goodie Bags)

SHOUT OUT to Bumble and Bumble? or Sebastian? (for Goodie Bags) and

Just Who –Is Invited To Renee Ashley Baker’s  Party?

WHY  “The  Hive”  OF  COURSE

 

                              

Queen Bee aka Lil Kim

 

 

                       The Beehive  aka  ”Snookie”

 

                                    SAVE   THE   DATE !

 (party for New York residents only – I can’t fit everybody in)

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER TAKES PARIS BY STORM !

On April 2012 Renee Ashley Baker arrived at Orly airport in Paris France wearing a Chanel dress, Chanel pearls, Jimmy Choo heels, and a “mink” by Barney’s….Renee says she’d like to design a furniture line to go along with her Tiffany (?) handbag collection, her Chanel (?) Parfum line ,  her Beautiful Day Bed French bed linen line,  and her Ashley Lane jewelry collection.  The furniture collection?  For Roche Bobois of course.                 

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER GETS MARRIED !

Renee Ashley Baker declared that she will “get married” on the Greek Island of Skorpios in a match made by New York matchmaker Janis Spindel….

he must be caucasian/Jewish, 50-70 years of age, and make $250,000 to $1 million dollars a year…

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13, SEPTEMBER READ RENEE’S NEW BOOK !

On September 13, 2011 You Can Buy Renee Ashley Baker’s  New ebook On Amazon Kindle. Price:  99 cents. 

The title? 

“9/11 :  Barbarians Through The Gates”……

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BLOGGERS–link to this post (copy and paste link): http://ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com

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NO to Pam Anderson, NO to Reese Witherspoon, No to Warner Bros (no to “Nikita” TV Show), NO to Madonna, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Universal , No to Donald Trump…

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FOR PETITIONS ONLINE AND FOR MORE “NO” –SCROLL DOWN

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The Luck Of The Irish….Plus Nate’s Puck Wins! (Plus Renee’s Christmas Party)

Quintessential: 

 Taj

 http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id12.html

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Renee Ashley Baker will “get a mortgage” from Rothschild Bank (for a house–a chateau– in France) then Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Chanel  Corp for her own ”french design and perfume” company (in a 30/70 split ?)

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AUGUST  23

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id13.html

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Click Link To Another  Important Date:

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id12.html

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BUY my ebook series (Parts 1,2,3,4) “Irma’s House of Numbers” (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy).  Read on your Ipad, your Kindle, your Nook, your Samsung Tab: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=IRMA’S+HOUSE+OF+NUMBERS&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3AIRMA’S+HOUSE+OF+NUMBERS&ajr=0

 

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                                ATTENTION !    PARTY  RIGHTS  SALE !

          I, Renee Ashley Baker, hereby offer TV Broadcasts Rights to my Christmas/New Year/Birthday Party.

When:  December 2011

Where:  New York City (probably Hotel Pierre)

This offer is being made to:

(a) Sell Cable TV Broadcast Rights (To TLC, Wealth TV?  or To Fashion Channel?  or To E!  Entertainment or Bravo? or To Reality TV?)

(b) Sell Magazine Print Rights (To US?  or To Style? or  To Vanity Fair?  or To Elle?)

(c)  Promote my party (On Guest of a Guest website and Wired Image website).

               My P.R. representative will be contacting those companies named above with an offer in writing.  

 

Now

DISCOVER  THE  TEA  CUP  FAIRY

                                                         Cu-Tea

     This adorable “collectible”  available from The Hamilton Collection….   Isn’t she a cute-tea ? 

AND….

“The Luck Of The Irish”

PAY UP!   HE MADE IT!  (“Nate Has Luck” or N.H.L for short)

      So –let me get this right;  Nick’s name was pulled but–Nate’s name was called?  Then–why is it Nate’s fault if he acted when his name was called?  Let’s show the world that America doesn’t cheat it’s “winners”! 

ANSWER:

Maybe “Nate’s Hot Dogs” will pay and have little Nate do “hot dog commercials” on TV.   Or–better yet–why not the NHL?

SCENE   OPENS:

Brothers Wayne and Brent (Gretsky) and Phil and Tony (Esposito) are ON SKATES (tearing up the ice).  The four brothers STOP suddenly and out of no where little Nate APPEARS ON THE ICE in full uniform (MASK ON). 

      “$50,000 says he does it again” Brent says.

     “$50,000 says he doesn’t”  Tony says.

NATE takes aim, swings  his stick, the PUCK slides down the ice (and through the hole again!).  The losing brother (Tony) looks into the Camera, shakes his head, and says,  “O Brother!” 

    Speaking of the Irish, and luck and twins.  Back when I saw my first “Celtic Woman” concert on PBS (three years ago) I wrote a “video” for a song  by “Celtic Woman”.  The video is about two sisters (identical twins).  The story is set in Ireland.  You see–ONE of the twins gets  ”conked”  when she slips and falls in a row boat.  The row boat begins  to float down the river with –shall we call TWIN B inside who  is PASSED OUT COLD.   The other sister (TWIN  A) runs furiously along side the river (along the river bank) CHASING  the run away row boat as it tosses and bobs up and down in the river.   In fact–this CHASE involves what appears to be the “whole town” as they  run furiously along the river bank after the runaway row boat.  SO — how does it all end?   Well–TWIN  A– finally catches up to the runaway row boat, rescues her twin sister and then–you guessed  it–SHE (Twin A) slips, falls, gets conked out and begins to drift down the river inside the row boat with TWIN B (and the town’s  people) giving chase. 

“O  Brother!” . . . .*

 

 

 

 

Click link To Listen To “Celtic Woman”  TWO SISTERS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDS8AQKFsoM&feature=related

 

AND….ALSO  FOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

 

 

                          

THE STORY OF  TWO  SISTERS by Renee Ashley Baker Copyright 2009 by Renee Ashley Baker.  ALL  RIGHTS   RESERVED

Todays Top Searches On Yahoo:  Reese Witherspoon,  Tara Reid, Kate Gosselin…and so it goes….

(Wednesday) “Good-bye Elizabeth Taylor” from Renee Ashley Baker

           Miss….  Dame…. [Elizabeth]   Taylor

 

     Elizabeth  Taylor offered  a “Special Gift” with her fragrance purchase at Christmas time.   The “Special Gift” was a watch.  That watch–is on my mother’s wrist….

NOW….BUY  NOW  (“12 Documents”)

                                           AVAILABLE   NOW !

 

                           I’M   NOW  ACCEPTING  PAYPAL

                                   (For  “12 Documents”)

                                   New  Price :    $271.99

                                 Shipping:                  5.00

                                  Sales Tax:               19.04

                             TOTAL COST:         $296.03

 Visit Order Website:  http://ermarenayashley.tripod.com/

 

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                            Renee Ashley Baker’s Schedule       

                                       THE    CONTRACT

1.  TLC will own (and broadcast) Renee Ashley Baker’s TV Show.  The first 3 years TLC will have (one time) RE-RUN RIGHTS (per year).

2.  AFTER the third year–(at the fourth year) NETFLIX TV will get all 24 shows (at $1 million per show) to air (to broadcast) on Netflix TV for 3 years (?)

3.  TLC Contract Also Calls For:

        a.  Renee Ashley Baker to get a salary/a fee of $25,000 per show (24 shows) and–an OFFICE.

         b.  Renee Ashley Baker to get a “wardrobe allowance”.

         c.  Renee Ashley Baker to get a “moving to France” allowance.

           d.  Renee Ashley Baker to get (to be granted) “Internet Syndication Rights” (worldwide).

             e.  Renee Ashley Baker to get (to be granted) “Third Run thru Perpetuity worldwide Broadcast Syndication Rights. 

P  L  U  S . . . .

Renee Ashley Baker’s  MOVE  (to Paris France)

Renee Ashley Baker’s  Wedding In France in 2011 (via Janis Spindel).

Renee Ashley Baker will  Sign Contract for  TLC TV Show (taped in Paris France).

Renee Ashley Baker will Sign Contract for Netflix TV Show Contract (Netflix Purchase after 3 years)

Renee Ashley Baker will Sign Contract with Sirius/XM

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will SIGN my own contracts.  (No agency will sign contracts for Renee Ashley Baker).

Renee Ashley Baker’s “Crocodile Handbags” (for Princess Kate Middleton via Tiffany & Co?)

Renee Ashley Baker will Sign fragrance/ perfume contract (with Chanel Corp 30/70 split?)

P  L  U  S

                                         “The Masked  Ball”

              The Erma Foundation will sponsor  my “Fashion Walks for Autism” event to be held annually in New York city.  In addition to my  in the works “Fashion Walks for Autism” show in New York I am planning A “Masked Ball” to be held annually in France and  also hosted by The Erma Foundation.    The “Masked Ball”   will be held in Paris France and  attended by Jet Setters, Aristocrats and Royalty of Europe.

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ABOUT   CLEMMIE

              CLEMMIE IS A “BIG WHIG” IN WASHINGTON D.C. CLEMMIE –HAS AN OFFICE IN THE  J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING IN WASHINGTON D.C.

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                                                   MARK

1950's Vintage Dinner Bell from The Antiques Diva

 

             YEARS  AGO,  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  gave a wedding present to a couple–he–THE GROOM –was and IS a millionaire.  The wedding present ?     A Cristal  Dinner  Bell….

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Plus Sotheby’s! (GET “12 Documents”)

 

          

SHOUT   OUT   TO   SOTHEBY’S….

Dear   Sotheby’s: 

                    I, Renee Ashley Baker, will HOLD –for Sothebys com–100 “Special Editions/Limited Editions”   of   “12  DOCUMENTS”  so that Sothebys com can AUCTION them on the Sothebys com Website.    Thank  You.

Signed

Renee Ashley Baker/aka Erma Renay Ashley

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                              HAVE    YOU    ORDERED   ?  

                    HAVE  YOU PAID?   (via  Western Union ?)

                                             IF  SO —-

                            ONE FINAL STEP IS NECESSARY

           (So Your Book Can Be Mailed To You Priority Mail)

               PLEASE SEND A “CONFIRMATION EMAIL” TO:

                        ErmaAshley46@Yahoo.com

                                    IMPORTANT  ! ! !

Please Include The Following Information In Your Email:

1.  TYPE of ebook edition you prefer

      a.  Amazon Kindle

     b.  Barnes & Noble Nook

    c.   Other ebook reader

    d.   Espresso Edition

2.   RE-CONFIRM  SENDER  INFORMATION

    a.   Your  First Name

    b.   Your  Last Name

    c.   Your Street Address

   d.   Your City, State and Zip Code

   e.    Your  Country

   f.     Your Phone Number/  Your  Fax Number 

3.     TOTAL  NUMBER  OF  ORDERS

YOU  MUST   MUST  SEND THIS “CONFIRMATION EMAIL” IF–YOU WANT TO RECEIVE YOUR   2  EBOOKS AND  1  HARDCOVER “SPECIAL EDITION”.

I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE

AND

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ORDER

Signed

Renee Ashley Baker/Erma Renay Ashley

(aka  “12  Documents”)

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                  QUESTION:

DO  YOU KNOW  WHAT  HAPPENED  IN  1636   ? ? ? ? ?

(The Answer Will Be In  “12 Documents”. . . .)

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“IF   YOU  HAVE  NOT YET  ORDERED   SCROLL   DOWN”

 

 

  

NOW  ORDER   “12 DOCUMENTS”  !!!

  1000  ORDERS  NEEDED !

VIEW    “DOCUMENT”    BELOW

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above, Letter from Ralph DUNGAN  assistant to President John F. Kennedy. . .

Letter is from Ralph Dungan to Judyth Vary Baker.  Letter is from Judyth Vary Baker Website. . . .

 

 

 

 

 

       Renee Ashley Baker will NOT be taking any “evidence” to the Supreme Court. . . .Renee Ashley Baker WILL be moving to France…and getting  married (read more at bottom of page)…..

NOW

FOR “MY” MOTHER….  “12  Documents”….

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 For My Mother — Mrs.  Ashley –

                View A  Bentley

                          (at bottom of page). . . .

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                                   SORRY   FOR  THE  DELAY

                                                      

                                                  (sepia)

                              Order Now  and  Pay Only $271.99

                           You will receive 2 ebook downloads

                                                      plus

           1 hardcover “Special Edition/Limited  Edition”

                                     “12    DOCUMENTS”

                                    (Never Before Seen)

                                       HOW    TO    ORDER

                                 

                                 

 

To: Fifty Mayors, Fifty Governors, To Five-Hundred  U.S. Congressmen,To World Leaders,  To Newspapers and Media Outlets Worldwide, To Think Tanks, To Colleges and Universities

                         (1000   Orders   Needed)

                              “12 Documents”

                                             by

                              Renee Ashley Baker  

        Copyright  2011  by  Renee Ashley Baker                         

                              ALL  RIGHTS  RESERVED

and

TO:  U.S.  Passport Office

Note:  Renee Ashley Baker will be MOVING to France. . . Renee Ashley Baker will NOT be returning to the United States.  Renee Ashley Baker will run her mother’s handbag design and perfume company in France. . . (with Tiffany & Co ?  and Chanel  Corporation?)

And–Renee Ashley Baker will be “getting married” in the year 2011 in France  (with the help of New York matchmaker Janis Spindel).  And Renee Ashley Baker will do other things in France–read on. . . .

 

 

Note 2:  Renee Ashley Baker would like to visit the business below

pictured, Bentley’s Cleaners in Eton on High Street in England

 

 

New York State of Mind: Travel To New York (A Trip Planning Guide). . . .

 SHOUT  OUT  TO  FBI  ( ”IC3″)…. and

Shout Out To Mr. Horner, Mr. Fallenberg, Mr. Fitzgibbons,  Mr. Strang, and Mr. Lenzner:

                  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be hiring a private security service….

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Now….

 I.  Travel Agents:

     a.  Fisher’s Travel

  TRIP  PLANNING WEBSITES

 II.  Trip Packages

        a.  Lastminute.com

III.  Air Force Bargains

        a.  Kayak.com

IV.   Luxury Hotel Bargains

       a.  Jetsetter.com

       b.  VoyagePrive.com

      c.  Tablet.com

      d.  Orbitz.com

V.    Reserve A Restaurant

      a.  OpenTable.com

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite New York Restaurants:

        a.  Russian Tea Room

        b.  Tavern On The Green

        c.   The Four Seasons

 

and   for   TLC

SHOUT  OUT   TO   RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S  TEAM:

“Team!   Attend   Hut !”

 

    I.  New York Hair  Stylists

         a.  Kenneth Salon

   II.  New York Make Up Artists

          a.  Cloutier

          b.  Celestine Agency

          c.  The Wall Group

          d.  Tracy Mattingly

          e.   The Magnet Agency

          f.   Alexis Vogel

       

The  Chanel Cosmetics Counter at Barney’s New York

III.  New York Manicurists/Pedicurists

          a.  Jin Soon Choi Natural Hand & Foot Spa

          b.  Nail Spa/Dorothy’s   Salon

          c.   Jeunnesse

  IV.  New York Stylists

          a.  Rachel Zoe

          b.  Phillip Bloch

           c.  Britt Bardo

          d.  Judy Lederman

          e.  Greta Monihan

           f.  Rebecca Wynberg

          g.  Lynn & Lea       

V.   New York Photographers

          a.  Steven Meisel

          b.   Mathew Vriens-McGrath

          c.   Pavel Antonov 

         d.    Mark Seliger

          f.    David Sims

         g.   Jeff  Lipsky

          h.  Max Vadukal

          i.   Nick  Knight

         j.   Wired  Image

VI.     New York Jewelers

           a.   Tiffany & Co

           b.   J.W.  Blue Group

(All the above named are “fabulous” IF  you can get an appointment . . . .)

 

SHOUT  OUT TO NEW YORK PUBLISHERS:

re:  “LIVE!  (In Progress)” 

           A  Fashion and Beauty Book by Renee Ashley Baker

        Once I arrive in  New York  — I,  Renee Ashley Baker, will send a “LIVE! (In Progress)” book proposal to 9 book publishers (including Plume/Penguin and Perigee/Berkley).

 P L U S 

SHOUT  OUT  TO  SIRIUS/ XM

                                     (“The Dog Star”)

        I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet with the Chairmaen of Sirius/XM about my radio show  (from Paris France).   I’ll accept a salary of $500,000 a year , 52 shows per year, on a 3  year contract.

plus….

Handbags !

         

 SHOUT  OUT  TO  TIFFANY  & CO

            I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “meet with” the Chairman of Tiffany & Co (in New York) about my designing a “crocodile handbag”. . . .

 

SHOUT  OUT  TO  CHANEL  (in Paris France)

          I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet with the Chairmen of Chanel Corporation (in Paris France)  about Renee Ashley Baker’s perfume line (30/70 profit split with Chanel)….

then….

Wedding Bells for Renee . . . .

           I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet with Janis Spindel ( Matchmaker ) when I arrive in New York City.

SHOUT OUT GREAT NEW YORK….

Falling Water (Upstate New York)  by Frank Lloyd Wright

 plus

 

SHOUT OUT TO THE U.S. PASSPORT OFFICE:

          I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in to “get an expedited passport”.    I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING to France.  I, Renee Ashley Baker will become a CITIZEN of France (Renee Ashley Baker will apply for citizenship and Renee Ashley Baker will NOT be returning to the United States)….

 

re:   “12  DOCUMENTS”

500-1000 Orders Needed (at $297 per order)

“NO” to Arnold Schwarzenegger.   (Arnold Schwarzenegger will NOT buy the  ”movie” rights nor the “TV”  rights to the Renee Ashley Baker story and Arnold  Schwarzenegger will NOT  produce the Renee Ashley Baker story. 

 Still “NO” to Madonna (Madonna  will NOT Direct any projects for Renee Ashley Baker).  No to Angelina Jolie, and “No”  to ALL OTHERS who Renee Ashley Baker has previously said “NO” to.

 

SHOUT  OUT  TO ROLLS ROYCE  OF  FRANCE. . . . 

“Renee Ashley Baker WILL be  there !”

Presidents’ Day !, My New Video ! (plus Paris Hilton and Grammy Highlights: The 53rd Grammy Awards: A Review by Renee Ashley Baker)

 

PRESIDENT’S  DAY  VIDEO

 by

Renee Ashley Baker

 copyright 2011 by Renee Ashley Baker

ALL  RIGHTS  RESERVED

 

EXT                     BOSTON  MASSACHUSETTES        DAY

SCENE   OPENS:

             WE  SEE  CARS speeding and speeding faster and faster till they are nothing more than a blur.  Is this a special effect?  A dream?   Or is it  the REALITY of the woman WE SEE standing at a city bus stop.  She stands alone;  wearing a “brown cashmere coat”.   CLOSE  UP   WE SEE   a  TEAR on her cheek.   Then –suddenly – a “strange smile”  comes upon her face.  Like a child–she begins to turn her arms back and forth, as though they are on the steering wheel of a car.  TRANSITION SHOT:  WE SEE the WOMAN now INSIDE THE CAR –a little yellow car–with matching yellow hubcaps.  (It   looks like a “toy”.)   And  –as  she is driving, driving (through the streets of Boston) WE SEE the little yellow car CHANGING COLORS as she drives.  Also as she drives–WE SEE people,  lined along the streets.  They are STANDING, STANDING, STANDING, waiting to SEE this odd scene–this car–that is changing colors and SEE  the WOMAN –who is behind the wheel.  When the WOMAN in her “color car” (with  color  hubcaps to match) has driven her route so ALL can see:  TRANSITION SHOT:  WE SEE the WOMAN and the car move–WARP–through an INVISIBLE  TUNNEL.   Once through this “time warp”  the woman and the car come out on the OTHER SIDE .  Only this time–the woman is wearing all WHITE and the car she is driving has also “transitioned”.    The car is now a WHITE ON WHITE ROLLS ROYCE CORNICHE .  The convertible top on this brand new white on white Rolls Royce Corniche is DOWN  and the woman (whose long hair is now blowing in the wind) is SMILING.  As we CLOSE UP on the car WE SEE the license plate.  It reads:  RENEE  1  . . . .  AS the Rolls Royce rolls along the scenic stretch of the Cote d’Azure (the French Riviera)  . . . .A CAMERA  OVERHEAD  FOLLOWS….

                                                               THE    eND

PRESIDENT  JOHN  F.  KENNEDY…..

 

 

                           

 

 

 “12  DOCUMENTS” 

500-1000 Orders Needed. . . .

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Renee Ashley Baker will be Moving to France.  (Renee Ashley Baker will be renting an apartment in Paris France and Renee Ashley Baker will be buying a house on the French Riviera.  Renee Ashley Baker will be “meeting with” the Chairmen of Chanel Corporation (in France)  and maybe–Renee Ashley Baker will open a discotheque on the French Riviera for the “jet set” and for the “fashion industry –called –what else?

                                         answer: “Renee  #9″

And….Renee Ashley Baker will be “meeting with” the Chairman of TLC (in New York).  Renee Ashley Baker would like to STAR   IN a 24 episode reality tv show for The Learning Channel….)

 

 

 

 

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                            HAPPY    BIRTHDAY    PRESIDENTS!

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plus

Happy Birthday To John Travolta

 

 

 

 

 

Happy Birthday To Cybill Shepherd

     

 

 

 

 

 

and   Happy Birthday To Paris Hilton: 

 

 

 

 

TURN   IT  UP!  (Listen below)

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 Renee’s  Favorite Radio….

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                         The 53rd Grammy Awards

                                             by

                             Renee Ashley Baker

 

PERFORMANCE: Then came GAGA

      RENEE’S   REVIEW:  Gee GAGA I loved the St. Tropez outfit and I loved the new song “Born This Way”  (its classic pop) plus its easy to dance to (yeah I said it! ! !)….I like to dance like Gaga dances doing all the old dances and not just the new ones.  (This dancing “like you’re naked” dancing got me a following–and a fan club–when ever I’d go out dancing at the dance clubs (aka the “discos”)….When–I saw Gaga actually doing the “Charleston” in her “Bad Romance” video I flipped!

      Number of Stars:  *  *  *  *

 

PERFORMANCE:  Muse (From England)

     RENEE’S REVIEW:   I loved the RETRACTABLE set–it was awesome!  It did justice to this rebel–this “resistance”  song.  (“Victorious!”)….The 80′s music videos which this reminded me of–are still some of the most dramatic and CREATIVE ever made.

Number  of  Stars:  * * * *

 PERFORMANCE:  Bruno Mars (and the Gang)

            RENEE’S  RETRO  REVIEW: “Chic” meets “The Thompson Twins” then bumps into “Tears For Fears”…. But–all this is good!

Number of Stars:  * * * *

 PERFORMANCE:  Never Say, Never Say, Never Say, Never Say. . . .

      RENEE’S   REVIEW:  He (Justin Bieber)  has a  “1/4″  of a Beetle haircut, his dancing is cute,  and he CAN sing.

Number of Stars:  * * * *

PERFORMANCE: The Muppets (and Cee Lo Green)

           RENEE’S REVIEW:  Elton John BLACK !  The song is cute as are The Muppets.  (Gwynneth Paltrow looked like a tall blonde  “muppet–ette”  who can sing!)

PERFORMANCE:  The Avett Brothers

         RENEE’S  REVIEW:  Five handsome guys plus lyrics with a (1960′s) consciousness….

Number of Stars:  * * * *

 

PERFORMANCE:  BOB DYLAN  !!!  (with MAGGIE !)

             RENEE’S  REVIEW:  Still The Legend

  Number of Stars:  *  *  *  *  *

 

PERFORMANCE:  Jolene !

         RENEE’S   REVIEW:  Dolly’s “Jolene” is STILL one of my favorite songs.  (I even wrote a video for Dolly’s “Jolene”–that had an acting role in it for myself.  Maybe one day I’ll get to do it….)

“Congrats Dolly!  For Your Lifetime Achievement Award!

 Number of Stars:  * * * * *

 

PERFORMANCE:   MICK ! ! !

         RENEE’S  ROLLING REVIEW:  With or without Jerri Hall Mick is still fabulous!  Thanks Mick (for being a rolling stone!).

        Number of Stars?   “WOW !   THAT  MANY ! “

 

PERFORMANCE  OF  THE  YEAR!

           Barbra (aka Babs)  Streisand…..

               REVIEW  (NONE):   Just number of Stars:  A GALAXY!

and then….

 PERFORMANCE:  Arcade Fire !

           RENEE’S  REVIEW:  The “experience” of a live concert (in my living room) plus walking on the sidewalk in Huntington Beach California  (the bicycles  looked familiar )

             Number of Stars:  * * * * (for the light show and for the song….)

AND  THE  GRAMMY  WENT   TO….

 

 

 

 

****Special Thanks To The National Post

above, The Fab Four in FAB-U-LOUS COATS….

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(I , Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT be doing anything in Los Angeles with Arnold Swarzeneggar.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to Paris France….)

below….photos of Renee Ashley Baker

                                

                                                                          

                                                                       (NOW  TURN  IT  UP! )

 Listen–click link: (for Renee #9): 

 http://ilike.myspacecdn.com/play#Paris+Hilton:Turn+It+Up:449097:s2145785.9791024.49169.0.2.8%2Cstd_a59b327077144a62891250af4dc98622

 

 

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