Posts Tagged ‘The Learning Channel’

Man’s Humanity to Man, New York, Caroline Kennedy, Brad Pitt and Beyond and Beyond (“Irma’s House of Numbers” Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

October 1, 2011

 

 

Renee’s  Favorite  Charity Workers ?

 

 

Click Link For More Info:

http://schools.nyc.gov/FundForPublicSchools/AboutUs/BOD/default.htm

P  L  U  S    

                                       MORE….MOORE

 

BRAD  PITT  CHARITY WORKER FOR   “MAKE IT RIGHT”….

Click Link For More Info:

 http://makeitrightnola.org/

 

AND  the Erma Foundation….

     

   In  it’s first year of operation “The Erma Foundation” hopes to get five $1 million dollar donations from five Fortune 500 corporations…Hopefully, “The Erma Foundation” will become a charity of HRH Prince William and HRH Prince Charles (the Prince’s Trust….)

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Renee Ashley Baker’s  favorite New York Restaurants?

ABC Kitchen and Ma Peche

    

 

   

and

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite New York  (dentists?)

Lana Rosenberg

Irwin Smigel

H. Spielman

Jonathan Levine

SO—RENEE  IS  MOVING !

to  France 

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite New York realtor?

House : Burger Realty Sotheby’s  (south of France)

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite bank (for a mortgage) Rothschild Bank (for Erma French Perfume and Design)

SHOUT  OUT  CABLE TV CHANNELS:  Please expect my lawfirm to contact you about my TV Show/Special….

 

and….

Renee’s favorite commodity?

G O L D !

                

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RE:  THE PARTY/TV SHOW

No to Eminem, No to The Jacksons, and No –I will not be recording an album (nor a CD) for Warner Bros Records…

P.S.  I cannot take back what I said about the “murderer” of Michael Jackson.  He had no business ever practicing medicine….Those trying to “flock” around show business now are NO GOOD….

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                                               BUY!     BUY!      BUY!

                                             Best  ebook  for  $4.99:

 ”Irma’s House of Numbers”  (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

http://www.amazon.com/gp/search?rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3AIRMA%27S+HOUSE+OF+NUMBERS&keywords=IRMA%27S+HOUSE+OF+NUMBERS&ie=UTF8&qid=1317492109&ajr=0

Addendum re: HEROES plus Shout Out To Financiers….(Posting to Return Oct 1)

September 20, 2011

 

                                                        ATTENTION

                                 BANKERS   AND   FINANCIERS

Please view Renee Ashley Baker’s “Financial Statements”….Click link :http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id15.html

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P  L  U  S

Tony Rackauckus –HERO  (and a “real” prosecutor)

(He just filed  MURDER  charges against a Fullerton California police officer for the murder of Kelly  Thomas )

Johnnie Cochran–HERO

(His Cochran Firm still handling  “police abuse”  cases)

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                                Emmy And The Window”

 

Click link for

Emmy Through The Window:     http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

                                      

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“Good-bye Kara” from Renee Ashley Baker

                    

 

 

   Kara Kennedy (daughter of Edward M Kennedy)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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                    I, Renee Ashley Baker, may go to SEVERAL New York banks for “Production financing” (production financing for  the Erma French Perfume and Design’s Christmas/New Year/Birthday Party/TV Special….)

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Listen To Renee Ashley Baker sing “Twitter Twitter”….

Click Link Below

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

                                 

Janis Spindel Serious Matchmaking for Renee Ashley Baker to “find a MAN”….

      P L U S

                

                        

                                 

The Luck Of The Irish….Plus Nate’s Puck Wins! (Plus Renee’s Christmas Party)

August 16, 2011

Quintessential: 

 Taj

 http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id12.html

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Renee Ashley Baker will “get a mortgage” from Rothschild Bank (for a house–a chateau– in France) then Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Chanel  Corp for her own ”french design and perfume” company (in a 30/70 split ?)

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AUGUST  23

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id13.html

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Click Link To Another  Important Date:

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id12.html

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                                ATTENTION !    PARTY  RIGHTS  SALE !

          I, Renee Ashley Baker, hereby offer TV Broadcasts Rights to my Christmas/New Year/Birthday Party.

When:  December 2011

Where:  New York City (probably Hotel Pierre)

This offer is being made to:

(a) Sell Cable TV Broadcast Rights (To TLC, Wealth TV?  or To Fashion Channel?  or To E!  Entertainment or Bravo? or To Reality TV?)

(b) Sell Magazine Print Rights (To US?  or To Style? or  To Vanity Fair?  or To Elle?)

(c)  Promote my party (On Guest of a Guest website and Wired Image website).

               My P.R. representative will be contacting those companies named above with an offer in writing.  

 

Now

DISCOVER  THE  TEA  CUP  FAIRY

                                                         Cu-Tea

     This adorable “collectible”  available from The Hamilton Collection….   Isn’t she a cute-tea ? 

AND….

“The Luck Of The Irish”

PAY UP!   HE MADE IT!  (“Nate Has Luck” or N.H.L for short)

      So –let me get this right;  Nick’s name was pulled but–Nate’s name was called?  Then–why is it Nate’s fault if he acted when his name was called?  Let’s show the world that America doesn’t cheat it’s “winners”! 

ANSWER:

Maybe “Nate’s Hot Dogs” will pay and have little Nate do “hot dog commercials” on TV.   Or–better yet–why not the NHL?

SCENE   OPENS:

Brothers Wayne and Brent (Gretsky) and Phil and Tony (Esposito) are ON SKATES (tearing up the ice).  The four brothers STOP suddenly and out of no where little Nate APPEARS ON THE ICE in full uniform (MASK ON). 

      “$50,000 says he does it again” Brent says.

     “$50,000 says he doesn’t”  Tony says.

NATE takes aim, swings  his stick, the PUCK slides down the ice (and through the hole again!).  The losing brother (Tony) looks into the Camera, shakes his head, and says,  “O Brother!” 

    Speaking of the Irish, and luck and twins.  Back when I saw my first “Celtic Woman” concert on PBS (three years ago) I wrote a “video” for a song  by “Celtic Woman”.  The video is about two sisters (identical twins).  The story is set in Ireland.  You see–ONE of the twins gets  ”conked”  when she slips and falls in a row boat.  The row boat begins  to float down the river with –shall we call TWIN B inside who  is PASSED OUT COLD.   The other sister (TWIN  A) runs furiously along side the river (along the river bank) CHASING  the run away row boat as it tosses and bobs up and down in the river.   In fact–this CHASE involves what appears to be the “whole town” as they  run furiously along the river bank after the runaway row boat.  SO — how does it all end?   Well–TWIN  A– finally catches up to the runaway row boat, rescues her twin sister and then–you guessed  it–SHE (Twin A) slips, falls, gets conked out and begins to drift down the river inside the row boat with TWIN B (and the town’s  people) giving chase. 

“O  Brother!” . . . .*

 

 

 

 

Click link To Listen To “Celtic Woman”  TWO SISTERS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDS8AQKFsoM&feature=related

 

AND….ALSO  FOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

 

 

                          

THE STORY OF  TWO  SISTERS by Renee Ashley Baker Copyright 2009 by Renee Ashley Baker.  ALL  RIGHTS   RESERVED

Todays Top Searches On Yahoo:  Reese Witherspoon,  Tara Reid, Kate Gosselin…and so it goes….

New York State of Mind: Travel To New York (A Trip Planning Guide). . . .

February 22, 2011

 SHOUT  OUT  TO  FBI  ( ”IC3″)…. and

Shout Out To Mr. Horner, Mr. Fallenberg, Mr. Fitzgibbons,  Mr. Strang, and Mr. Lenzner:

                  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be hiring a private security service….

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Now….

 I.  Travel Agents:

     a.  Fisher’s Travel

  TRIP  PLANNING WEBSITES

 II.  Trip Packages

        a.  Lastminute.com

III.  Air Force Bargains

        a.  Kayak.com

IV.   Luxury Hotel Bargains

       a.  Jetsetter.com

       b.  VoyagePrive.com

      c.  Tablet.com

      d.  Orbitz.com

V.    Reserve A Restaurant

      a.  OpenTable.com

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite New York Restaurants:

        a.  Russian Tea Room

        b.  Tavern On The Green

        c.   The Four Seasons

 

and   for   TLC

SHOUT  OUT   TO   RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S  TEAM:

“Team!   Attend   Hut !”

 

    I.  New York Hair  Stylists

         a.  Kenneth Salon

   II.  New York Make Up Artists

          a.  Cloutier

          b.  Celestine Agency

          c.  The Wall Group

          d.  Tracy Mattingly

          e.   The Magnet Agency

          f.   Alexis Vogel

       

The  Chanel Cosmetics Counter at Barney’s New York

III.  New York Manicurists/Pedicurists

          a.  Jin Soon Choi Natural Hand & Foot Spa

          b.  Nail Spa/Dorothy’s   Salon

          c.   Jeunnesse

  IV.  New York Stylists

          a.  Rachel Zoe

          b.  Phillip Bloch

           c.  Britt Bardo

          d.  Judy Lederman

          e.  Greta Monihan

           f.  Rebecca Wynberg

          g.  Lynn & Lea       

V.   New York Photographers

          a.  Steven Meisel

          b.   Mathew Vriens-McGrath

          c.   Pavel Antonov 

         d.    Mark Seliger

          f.    David Sims

         g.   Jeff  Lipsky

          h.  Max Vadukal

          i.   Nick  Knight

         j.   Wired  Image

VI.     New York Jewelers

           a.   Tiffany & Co

           b.   J.W.  Blue Group

(All the above named are “fabulous” IF  you can get an appointment . . . .)

 

SHOUT  OUT TO NEW YORK PUBLISHERS:

re:  “LIVE!  (In Progress)” 

           A  Fashion and Beauty Book by Renee Ashley Baker

        Once I arrive in  New York  — I,  Renee Ashley Baker, will send a “LIVE! (In Progress)” book proposal to 9 book publishers (including Plume/Penguin and Perigee/Berkley).

 P L U S 

SHOUT  OUT  TO  SIRIUS/ XM

                                     (“The Dog Star”)

        I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet with the Chairmaen of Sirius/XM about my radio show  (from Paris France).   I’ll accept a salary of $500,000 a year , 52 shows per year, on a 3  year contract.

plus….

Handbags !

         

 SHOUT  OUT  TO  TIFFANY  & CO

            I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “meet with” the Chairman of Tiffany & Co (in New York) about my designing a “crocodile handbag”. . . .

 

SHOUT  OUT  TO  CHANEL  (in Paris France)

          I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet with the Chairmen of Chanel Corporation (in Paris France)  about Renee Ashley Baker’s perfume line (30/70 profit split with Chanel)….

then….

Wedding Bells for Renee . . . .

           I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet with Janis Spindel ( Matchmaker ) when I arrive in New York City.

SHOUT OUT GREAT NEW YORK….

Falling Water (Upstate New York)  by Frank Lloyd Wright

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SHOUT OUT TO THE U.S. PASSPORT OFFICE:

          I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in to “get an expedited passport”.    I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING to France.  I, Renee Ashley Baker will become a CITIZEN of France (Renee Ashley Baker will apply for citizenship and Renee Ashley Baker will NOT be returning to the United States)….

 

re:   “12  DOCUMENTS”

500-1000 Orders Needed (at $297 per order)

“NO” to Arnold Schwarzenegger.   (Arnold Schwarzenegger will NOT buy the  ”movie” rights nor the “TV”  rights to the Renee Ashley Baker story and Arnold  Schwarzenegger will NOT  produce the Renee Ashley Baker story. 

 Still “NO” to Madonna (Madonna  will NOT Direct any projects for Renee Ashley Baker).  No to Angelina Jolie, and “No”  to ALL OTHERS who Renee Ashley Baker has previously said “NO” to.

 

SHOUT  OUT  TO ROLLS ROYCE  OF  FRANCE. . . . 

“Renee Ashley Baker WILL be  there !”

Presidents’ Day !, My New Video ! (plus Paris Hilton and Grammy Highlights: The 53rd Grammy Awards: A Review by Renee Ashley Baker)

February 14, 2011

 

PRESIDENT’S  DAY  VIDEO

 by

Renee Ashley Baker

 copyright 2011 by Renee Ashley Baker

ALL  RIGHTS  RESERVED

 

EXT                     BOSTON  MASSACHUSETTES        DAY

SCENE   OPENS:

             WE  SEE  CARS speeding and speeding faster and faster till they are nothing more than a blur.  Is this a special effect?  A dream?   Or is it  the REALITY of the woman WE SEE standing at a city bus stop.  She stands alone;  wearing a “brown cashmere coat”.   CLOSE  UP   WE SEE   a  TEAR on her cheek.   Then –suddenly – a “strange smile”  comes upon her face.  Like a child–she begins to turn her arms back and forth, as though they are on the steering wheel of a car.  TRANSITION SHOT:  WE SEE the WOMAN now INSIDE THE CAR –a little yellow car–with matching yellow hubcaps.  (It   looks like a “toy”.)   And  –as  she is driving, driving (through the streets of Boston) WE SEE the little yellow car CHANGING COLORS as she drives.  Also as she drives–WE SEE people,  lined along the streets.  They are STANDING, STANDING, STANDING, waiting to SEE this odd scene–this car–that is changing colors and SEE  the WOMAN –who is behind the wheel.  When the WOMAN in her “color car” (with  color  hubcaps to match) has driven her route so ALL can see:  TRANSITION SHOT:  WE SEE the WOMAN and the car move–WARP–through an INVISIBLE  TUNNEL.   Once through this “time warp”  the woman and the car come out on the OTHER SIDE .  Only this time–the woman is wearing all WHITE and the car she is driving has also “transitioned”.    The car is now a WHITE ON WHITE ROLLS ROYCE CORNICHE .  The convertible top on this brand new white on white Rolls Royce Corniche is DOWN  and the woman (whose long hair is now blowing in the wind) is SMILING.  As we CLOSE UP on the car WE SEE the license plate.  It reads:  RENEE  1  . . . .  AS the Rolls Royce rolls along the scenic stretch of the Cote d’Azure (the French Riviera)  . . . .A CAMERA  OVERHEAD  FOLLOWS….

                                                               THE    eND

PRESIDENT  JOHN  F.  KENNEDY…..

 

 

                           

 

 

 “12  DOCUMENTS” 

500-1000 Orders Needed. . . .

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Renee Ashley Baker will be Moving to France.  (Renee Ashley Baker will be renting an apartment in Paris France and Renee Ashley Baker will be buying a house on the French Riviera.  Renee Ashley Baker will be “meeting with” the Chairmen of Chanel Corporation (in France)  and maybe–Renee Ashley Baker will open a discotheque on the French Riviera for the “jet set” and for the “fashion industry –called –what else?

                                         answer: “Renee  #9″

And….Renee Ashley Baker will be “meeting with” the Chairman of TLC (in New York).  Renee Ashley Baker would like to STAR   IN a 24 episode reality tv show for The Learning Channel….)

 

 

 

 

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                            HAPPY    BIRTHDAY    PRESIDENTS!

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plus

Happy Birthday To John Travolta

 

 

 

 

 

Happy Birthday To Cybill Shepherd

     

 

 

 

 

 

and   Happy Birthday To Paris Hilton: 

 

 

 

 

TURN   IT  UP!  (Listen below)

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 Renee’s  Favorite Radio….

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                         The 53rd Grammy Awards

                                             by

                             Renee Ashley Baker

 

PERFORMANCE: Then came GAGA

      RENEE’S   REVIEW:  Gee GAGA I loved the St. Tropez outfit and I loved the new song “Born This Way”  (its classic pop) plus its easy to dance to (yeah I said it! ! !)….I like to dance like Gaga dances doing all the old dances and not just the new ones.  (This dancing “like you’re naked” dancing got me a following–and a fan club–when ever I’d go out dancing at the dance clubs (aka the “discos”)….When–I saw Gaga actually doing the “Charleston” in her “Bad Romance” video I flipped!

      Number of Stars:  *  *  *  *

 

PERFORMANCE:  Muse (From England)

     RENEE’S REVIEW:   I loved the RETRACTABLE set–it was awesome!  It did justice to this rebel–this “resistance”  song.  (“Victorious!”)….The 80′s music videos which this reminded me of–are still some of the most dramatic and CREATIVE ever made.

Number  of  Stars:  * * * *

 PERFORMANCE:  Bruno Mars (and the Gang)

            RENEE’S  RETRO  REVIEW: “Chic” meets “The Thompson Twins” then bumps into “Tears For Fears”…. But–all this is good!

Number of Stars:  * * * *

 PERFORMANCE:  Never Say, Never Say, Never Say, Never Say. . . .

      RENEE’S   REVIEW:  He (Justin Bieber)  has a  “1/4″  of a Beetle haircut, his dancing is cute,  and he CAN sing.

Number of Stars:  * * * *

PERFORMANCE: The Muppets (and Cee Lo Green)

           RENEE’S REVIEW:  Elton John BLACK !  The song is cute as are The Muppets.  (Gwynneth Paltrow looked like a tall blonde  “muppet–ette”  who can sing!)

PERFORMANCE:  The Avett Brothers

         RENEE’S  REVIEW:  Five handsome guys plus lyrics with a (1960′s) consciousness….

Number of Stars:  * * * *

 

PERFORMANCE:  BOB DYLAN  !!!  (with MAGGIE !)

             RENEE’S  REVIEW:  Still The Legend

  Number of Stars:  *  *  *  *  *

 

PERFORMANCE:  Jolene !

         RENEE’S   REVIEW:  Dolly’s “Jolene” is STILL one of my favorite songs.  (I even wrote a video for Dolly’s “Jolene”–that had an acting role in it for myself.  Maybe one day I’ll get to do it….)

“Congrats Dolly!  For Your Lifetime Achievement Award!

 Number of Stars:  * * * * *

 

PERFORMANCE:   MICK ! ! !

         RENEE’S  ROLLING REVIEW:  With or without Jerri Hall Mick is still fabulous!  Thanks Mick (for being a rolling stone!).

        Number of Stars?   “WOW !   THAT  MANY ! “

 

PERFORMANCE  OF  THE  YEAR!

           Barbra (aka Babs)  Streisand…..

               REVIEW  (NONE):   Just number of Stars:  A GALAXY!

and then….

 PERFORMANCE:  Arcade Fire !

           RENEE’S  REVIEW:  The “experience” of a live concert (in my living room) plus walking on the sidewalk in Huntington Beach California  (the bicycles  looked familiar )

             Number of Stars:  * * * * (for the light show and for the song….)

AND  THE  GRAMMY  WENT   TO….

 

 

 

 

****Special Thanks To The National Post

above, The Fab Four in FAB-U-LOUS COATS….

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(I , Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT be doing anything in Los Angeles with Arnold Swarzeneggar.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to Paris France….)

below….photos of Renee Ashley Baker

                                

                                                                          

                                                                       (NOW  TURN  IT  UP! )

 Listen–click link: (for Renee #9): 

 http://ilike.myspacecdn.com/play#Paris+Hilton:Turn+It+Up:449097:s2145785.9791024.49169.0.2.8%2Cstd_a59b327077144a62891250af4dc98622

 

 

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